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A Haiku
>tfw no
>gf, why can't i get a
>qt3.14 gf

>>41628230
>tfw not aesthetic
>tfw life in shambles
>tfw a gf
Not what it's cracked up to be bro

>>41630197
This. I miss getting laid but I'm much more at peace, and so is my wallet.

>>41628252
because you make haikus about not having a girlfriend

>>41628230
Thank you anon.

>>41628230
Dank
Heady lactose aura
I need no baker
I have no shaker
Snap crapple ripple tittle
Oh
Dank me up scooby
In one fortnight
I hath no booby
Waitress wench I want naught tutifruiti
Give me thine nectar
Vacate mine hectare
Oh milk oh my
Dank

>>41630197
i feel that. Having a gf, and not having a gf both have their own ups and downs.

no gf atm and i have all the free time in the world. Gains are better, im practicing different skills like piano, and my diet is better. too much free time is an issue tho...

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>>41628230
>1/2/3/4
>gone are my reasons to live anymore
>where is my gf that was assured
>was it all just a lie?
>the suffering and pain I endured
>was it simply a joke?
>a never ending hoax, passed on by blokes, choking simultaneously stroking their own egos to keep themselves afloat
>1
>2
>3
>4
>gone are my reasons to live anymore

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I did the overhead press but I did not press my head
I did a lift called deadlifts but I'm living and not dead,
I did myself the bench press but I did not press the bench,
I did not do the squats though 'cos I'm not a big-arsed wench

>cut my life to shreds
>i have reached my last resort
>this is my final resort

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>>41628230
our stint with /lit/ really did produce some great content.

I can lift some weight.
It's one, two, three, four for sure .
But can't lift these feels.

>>41630637
beautiful

"I'll be rich" i said as a young lad
"I'll live the life"
"I won't be like everyone else, and i sure wont be sad"

"I'll be smart" i said as i got older
"I'll learn everything"
"I'll be able to help everyone else, and the sadness will be over"

"I'll be an athlete" i said a 6 years ago
"I'll get paid to ride"
"I will be an aspiration to many, and my sadness will no longer show"

"I'll get big" i said, just the other year
"I'll look awesome"
"I'll finally fit in with everyone else, and the end of the sadness will be near"

"did it work?" i ask myself now
"I've got the lifts and size"
"I put a lot of effort in, ate the food, lifted the weight. but the sadness is still here. how?"

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>>41630898
damn