HOLY FUCK THIS SIP IS DANK

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>>41628042
it is i had it on holiday in Arizona was greeeat cant find any where i live *-*

>>41628042
>those hands
kek. back to /r9k/ you go.

>>41628176
kek, those are hands that do work

>>41628042
Drink bleach faggot.

Fuck off with these gay threads

>>41628229
they look like leather lmao

>>41628244
Announcing a report is a rule violation you fucking moron

>>41628042
you dont even lift, you have manlet fingers

>>41628900
B I G B O Y E
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>>41629541

its not announcing. but based on your post its clear based on your subconscious that you reported my post. I noted this and recommend u enjoy ur time. kid.

>>41629661
I didn't. I'm not a rat.

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>>41629627
>still in the store
>probably didnt even buy them
mfw these sip frauds

>>41629661
Learn English

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This is the superior sip

I don't understand this, is it just autistic sippers or real life marketing. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to market anything to 4chan.

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>>41629812
just give it a sip friend and you'll know for yourself ;)

>>41629661
Haha roast them newhomos

>>41629891
this
we are spending several hours a day in photoshop to make funny new memes with monster product and then spam it every day just to piss some losers on 4chan

you will probably ask me why don't I just spam gore, cp, animal porn or mlp because that will certainly piss a lot more people haha well you can figure that out ;)

>>41628042
Sucralose hurts my stomach

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PURP SIP WAS MY IDEA

REEEEEEEEEE

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>>41628042
>my country doesn't have blue and violet sips

>>41630138
>caffeine
So I can ruin my sleep? No thanks
>sugar
So I can become diabeetus? No thanks

>>41628042
>Buying chevy

WEWW LADS

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>>41632317
Go back to canada you dodge Cherry

>tfw local gas station ran out of purple sips

Time to go to some wholesale club I guess

>>41632287
Go suck a cock
Please suck my cock

>>41629773

This man speaks the truth

>>41629878
Just give this a sip big girl for you
Maybe check out her MS page
Nutt her? I don't know, I just need more swords to alfalfa the filter

>>41633074
I'll punch you in the vagina and use your ass as a fit pilloe

>>41629812

Fairly positive this is just dedicated marketing with a handful of dumb faggots trying to be in on le epic may may.

>>41633108
IT was a failed markiteng program performed bt 7-11 at first. Remeber the Supra Slurp from 1979? Same month that m00t was borm

I'm taking your hairspray

>>41628107
Everyone from hell is gay

>>41633108
>>41633062
Samefag

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>>41628042
SIP BOYZ!!!!

Can anyone recommend me a good first Monster flavor?

The other day I had a Mtn Dew Mango Lime Kickstart, it was the only energy drink I've willingly bought for myself. I once tried a Redbull a long time ago, but that's it. I was always told they were terrible for you. But the other day I pulled an all nighter and thought taking a walk and getting an energy drink would give me the needed energy to stay awake. All it day was make me more tired. Coffee does the same.

Does caffeine just make anyone else tired instead of awake?

mods

>>41628042
>>41629773
jesus christ learn how to compress your images you computer illiterate faggots. And while you're at it fuck off

>>41633807
I really recommend sipboyz to do few shots of monstovodka before excersises (but not just before them, let the magic do the work). It's so effective it's heartbreaking.

die you fucking jew shills

>>41630153
It's because you work for Monster

>>41634059
t. bandwidthlet

Does Monster send people to shitpost on /fit/?
Is this ironic?

There are way too many sip threads.

>>41636864
nah its a funny meme and we all just led people on by posting things like "wow i sure do love and ice cold Monster Ultra Zero™ before the gym" and faggots on here actually thought monster was paying multiple people to advertise on one of the less visited 4chan boards lmao but I actually do like the white sips shit tastes good but idgaf if any of you other faggots drink it thats just me

>>41637219
>nah its a funny meme

Except it isn't.

>faggots on here actually thought monster was paying multiple people to advertise on one of the less visited 4chan boards lmao

Then you're doing it for free. What you and anyone else that is posting monster shit is doing is indistinguishable from paid shill marketing, so what does it matter if "it's just a prank bro lol" or not? You are still shitposting and shilling for garbage. This just means Monster duped you into thinking it was funny to shill for free. You're fucking retarded.

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>>41628042

is that a child's watch?

What's worse the Sips meme on /fit/ or the McChicken meme on /ck/?

>>41628042

purple sips are fucking crap

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Found a R A R E S I P while in Greece, one of the best I've tried. Never seen it in the states though :(

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>>41637772
>red bull shill detected

>>41635408
>monstovodka
Why not just shotgun 4lokos in the gym at that point jfc

>>41635408
I like to get black out drunk before loading up 5 pl8 and squatting atg for reps

>>41637806
>he's never sipped

>>41637842
Gotta have no memory of the exercise you did to confuse the body, right babe?

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>>41633807

>that pack of cigs

guys i've been sipping daily for years now, and i have coffee every morning

anyone else getting chest pains at night?

>>41637772
but I actually like sips? Is that such a bad crime? So you cant like anything or else its shilling? fuck off

>>41637772

>he thinks a couple guys funposting about energy drinks is actually going to influence monsters market share

i bet you think your ebin pepe maymays got trump elected too, right?

gb2 /pol/ and kys you retarded faggot

>>41638010
fuck off /sippol/ is the ultimate redpill

>>41637826
The can has nice facture. But sugar :c

>>41638022

lel kys manlet

you should all die along with this meme desu.

>>41638060
>6 foot
>manlet
stop projecting

>>41638090

>6'

sorry, i meant "king of manlets"

>>41637219
>nah its a funny meme
?? no one actually talks like that.
stop shilling

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>>41629773
Your girly hands would look great wrapped around my cock just like that sips can

>>41632271
blue is shit

>>41634038
black cherry monster ultra, and caffeine has no effect on me.

>>41634038
You might have ADD

Stimulants calm you autists down

>>41638127
i just did

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>>41637826
We have this beauty here in Norway, it's amazing.

>>41638022
No. Back to /pol/.

>>41638127
Nah people talk like that.

>>41638010

Talking about things=exposure

Exposure=more people talking about it, more people looking into the product.

People looking into the product=some people buy, some don't

Those that buy=Start talking about it also

And so on and so on. So yes, a couple of guys funposting does increase sales, you god damn fucking retard. Why do you think companies pay people to spend their entire day subtly shilling products on internet forums?

You seem moronic and out of touch. How the fuck do you think you heard about monster in the first place? Because it was telepathically beamed directly into your brain? Marketing and advertising exists for a reason.

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>>41638279
>a couple of guys funposting
>a couple

>>41638279

tiny increase in sales =/= increase market share. stop pretending these gook forums have any real-world impact and gb2 /pol/ you stupid LARPing nigger

please kys

>>41637826
holy fuck RARE
A
R
E

>>41638439
>tiny increase in sales =/= increase market share.

It adds up when it's done many times a day over hundreds of forums you fucking idiot. Your retarded free shilling just proves how much of a mindless shit-for-brains drone you are. After all, you drink fucking monster, and think LE EPIC MAYMAYS are funny. I certainly fucking hope you aren't over the age of 20, or that's just embarrassing.

>>41638525

>over hundreds of forums

go ahead and prove this. i'll wait you stupid fucking nigger

you're the same type of retard that thinks shills are taking over /pol/ when it's just other boards trolling you, you fucking paranoid schizo retard

K
Y
S

>>41638525
Oh my god you're dumb.

>>41638539

I don't post on /pol/, and no, I don't think everyone who disagrees with me is a shill. I think dumb faggots posting about monster constantly are a combination of shills and retarded children(you) that are trying(and failing) to be funny. With how much you dumb faggots do it for free, they don't need to do much.

Whether you want to admit it or not, paid internet shilling is a thing. Is it super common? No, probably not. But I can assure you that paid shills do post on 4chan, particularly on boards like /v/ and /tv/, because they can advertise without being blocked, and the forum's users do the advertisement for them by talking about it and keeping it on the front page. It would be stupid of them NOT to do this, as there's no drawback.

>>41638595

Good argument, never thought about it that way.

>>41638623

>But I can assure you that paid shills do post on 4chan

i asked you already to prove this to me, and you're still not able to

relax and have some sips, friend

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Sup sippers.

Just grabbed this bad boy. Yeah, you're reading that price tag right. #thirftyandthirsty

>>41638679

>big lots price tag

sup poorfag

>>41638647

You're just going to claim that every instance of repetitive thread creation related to specific products is just some guy trolling or shitposting and not shilling. I don't give a fuck if you want to remain a retard, but don't pretend it doesn't happen you meme spouting faggot.

>>41638690
Just getting my sips in for a dollar, what's up with you?

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>>41638623
People have been making this shitty argument since the beginning. It's not shilling and it never was. And the only way you're going to understand is by trying that first sip of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra.™

>>41638697

>uh.uhhh... i can't prove it

lel get dunked on you stupid faggot

>>41628042
>cheap watch
>cheap truck
>cheap jeans
>poor man's hands
>unironically drinking energy drinks

>>41638784
Kekked and rekt

>>41628107
What part of AZ my dude?

>>41637826
this is all they sell in my local tesco

its not very good desu

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Reading this thread made me stop and get this /sip/ on my way home and it is probably the best yet

S I P B O Y Z

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>>41639696
Hell yeah. Cold sips and heavy lifts bro.

>>41637826
This shit is everywhere in the UK
Not seen any purple sips ever here, and red yellow and orange are uncommon

>>41638132
I guess I do have pretty hands for a guy

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If it aint this one its WRONG

>>41639696
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

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I can't even fucking begin to fathom how autistic you are if you say any sip aside from white is the best. I see it every fucking day and I'm so beyond sick of you trolling fucking autists screaming about other flavors than ultra white. You aren't funny, nobody is fucking laughing at your so-called jokes, we all know damn well that white is the best flavor and if you say it isn't you're just a fucking virgin faggot. I don't even know why I'm ranting about this, I guess I'm just in a bad mood and got triggered, copypasta this if you want but you know the truth, I am actually annoyed as fuck at all the "lmao XD" fucking 12 year old shitposters posting other flavors of monster saying its the best. Honestly I'm so sick of this meming generation, everyone thinks they have to turn everything into a joke, I wish I could fucking smash half of you in the face to be honest, we all know this faggot board is 99% DYELs who have never seen a weight in the first place. Fucking idiots, I don't know why I come here anymore.

tldr; fuck all of you

don't have a stroke

>>41642127
blow me faggot

>>41640324
Is Todd a sipper?
Who is that supposed to be?

>>41629773
Well met brother

>>41628042
>tfw no sip

>>41642264
It's the Pacha meme (I'm guessing you realize that) + the /fit/ Wojack in the Under Armor hoodie. I don't have any of those saved but it seems like there's at least one in the catalog at any given time. You'd know it if you saw it.

>>41628390
That would support his claim that they do work. Sounds like your the one that needs to go back to r9k

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What's the consensus on orange sips?

>>41642411
Second best, tied with yellow.

>>41633807
Has any body tried making lean with white monster?

>>41637782
Kek, somebody shoop a monster onto the plate

>>41628281
Harder daddy.

>>41642609

Why do I not have a picture of the CEO of monster rubbing his hands together to post in these threads yet?

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Had to try it boys. It ain't sips but it's tasty af.

S I P B O Y S

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>>41638679
the best flavour t b h

>>41642411
i didnt like the orange, could taste the artificial sweetener a little too much,

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Hard counter to all previous sips

>>41629627
>yellow sips

fuck you m8 you have no idea how lucky you are

>tfw only white, orange, and red sips where I live

What the fuck is a sip? Is it just an energy drink?

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>>41642852

>>41637990
That's a feature™ goy, just sip some more and it'll go away.

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>>41638295

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>>41642791
close, but no cigar

>>41642823
gets it

>>41628042
purple sip is the worst sip. it tastes like carbonated grape cough syrup.

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>>41632317
>not buying chevy

Reminder that OG White sips is the best


Orange is number 2 but it's not close to 1 don't @me

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>bb.com fags don't want tfw no gf threads or Sips

I want you Non-sippers of my board RIGHT NOW

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>>41643860
Affluent Harpsichord confirmed sipper

Stupidest fucking thread I have ever seen in my entire life.

>>41628390
kys

>>41644442
k

>>41633807
povo bogan cunt vodka