What Are Ways To Secretly Work Out?

>>41626887
By bathroom I mean bathroom sized room.

>>41626887
is this a real post?

Why doesn't you mom want you to raise your testosterone?

Have you ever tried to leave the house yourself?

Post some sort of proof

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>>41626887

>>41626887
Don't mean to be intrusive anon, but is this a cry for help? Do you need us to call 911?

>>41626887
Step one: grow some balls

Have you ever tried just walking out of the house? If you're actually 18 then why would you let them control what you do and where you go

>>41626887

>she says that it raises testoesterone


AND what the fuck is wrong with raising your testosterone with natural ways such as working out? I bet your mother is a feminist SJW and thinks that men who are not behaving like faggots should be jailed.

You are legally an adult. She has no control over you if you do not live with her.

>>41626887
How asian are you? On a scale from 1-10

Sounds like a troll, but whatever.

You can look up some body weight exercises ( ex. push ups, pull ups), but you can only get so far without proper diet and weight lifting. Also, you're legally an adult now, and dont have to let your parents hold you back from living your life.

Isometrics?

>>41626917
>Why doesn't you mom want you to raise your testosterone?
She says it encourages violence and I get beat up at school and she thinks if I'm bigger I will be tempted to beat up the bullies

>Have you ever tried to leave the house yourself?
Yeah she asks where im going. Unless I say I'm going to my friends house she says i can't go and if i say im going to a friends house she calls to see if their parents are home.

>post some sort of proof.
How? A video of her saying "can't leave the house"?
>>41626938
No. it's not like that. THink of it like that guy from 21 jump street who was never allowed to leave the house

>>41626964
I think op does live with his mom

>>41626959
She says it encourages violence
>>41626943
How will that help
>>41626946
I can walk out but they'd kick me out of the house for good and that means no home.
>>41626964
She can say she will kick me out
>>41626967
I'm Chinese

>>41626986

Is she a single mother? Don't you have a father?

>>41627006
Yeah but my father gets in trouble if he argues with my mom about anything and she will threaten to divorce him.

>>41626986
Do calisthenics in your room
Try and get some test e

>>41626887
Pushups, bodyweight squats (graduating to shrimp squats and pistol squats), crunches, glute bridges

>>41627001
Unless they are holding college payments over you, I would leave. Find a bearable job, get a shitty apartment, maybe find a roommate to help make payments, and grind it out for a few months.

>>41627037
They are holding college payments over me.

Poor kid, I feel a deep pity for you with that whore of a mother
No offense intended

Show her the before and after pic of that guy from Reddit who did calisthenics for a few months and got no gains. That should allay her worries

>>41627017

I don't know man, your mother sounds very abusive. You either continue to play by her rules, report her into police, or wait till you ger 18, get a job and leave the house

Hope the best luck for you.

>>41627046
Thats my mom your talking about

>>41627051
LOL.
>>41627057
Nothing she's doing is illegal.

>>41627045
Well shit mate. I guess for now your options are just doing some body weight fitness, and trying to meet macros any way possible. Maybe bring up joining some some sport club, but just go lift instead?

If this isn't bait I feel very sorry for you anon and good luck. If not then bump

Did your mom give her reasoning behind not wanting you to raise your testosterone?

>>41627017
Pfffttt HAHAHAHA

>>41627132
Yeah, she says it encourages violence.
>>41627133
whats so funny

>>41627017
dont get a gf you are going to be a cuck like your dad

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>>41627144
>whats so funny
this whole thread from beginning

>>41627144
Your mother has a very warped view of reality.

Is your mom or dad a doctor? Tell her how working out is good for your health.
As far as secret ways to work out, just do some calisthenics, and eat right. Eating is more important anyway

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>>41627155
BTW my internet history is monitored so don't say anything too negative about my parents.

>>41627189
Like they can see a live feed of what im doing. But i browse incognito so if my mouse is over my OP post they can see that but as long as i don't scroll over my OP post im good. Problem is if im reading a negative comment and they happen to be viewing.

>>41627189
Ok this is almost certainly bait. You wouldn't be on 4chan in the first place if your mother saw your internet history.

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>>41626887
fucking kek

What would change if you lift? You are fucking pussy, your own parents dont respect you.
You missed your chance during growing up to prove yourself and now your mother has complete control over you.
You wont do shit if you dont have mentality.

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>>41626887
I saw this post before at the start of the year or so.

Fuck sake OP are you still a fucking bitchcuntreturd!!! or is this fake WTF!!!!!

>>41627216
My parents don't know what 4chan is. I stay on /v/ mainly so its just videogame stuff

>>41627060
yes and your dear dear mother wants you to stay a spineless gimp who'll always get picked on.. that won't end after college nigga your ass is a prime target for mobbing if you don't fix your shit

i mean come on son... "he might actually defend himself" "testosterone in a man is bad"

where the fuck is your father... shit nigga where u live i'll adopt your ass and let you lift in peace. shieet

>>41627307
My father doesn't agree with my mom but he gets in trouble if he says anything. She threatens to divorce him. My mom says that if someone beats me up and i fight back im just as bad as the bully.

Thanks for this op this week been fucking trash but you made me laugh. I know it's in your culture to respect parents but no offense the Chinese have lots of dumb fucking customs. Save up and get a apt. No reason to birch unless you live in nyc or LA

>>41627347
LOL I remember my Mom telling me that, I went for a long while like that even allowing those who were weaker than me to bully me.

Then one day I just hit back and everything stopped.

>>41627017
This sounds so asian it is not even funny anymore.
Anon, you need to go get your mom some professional help. This is seriously dangerous. Move back to China or something and have her indicted.

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I don't even care if this is bait, this is delightful. Reminds me of the Shrek basement guy.

>>41627416
whats the story of that?

>>41627443
I don't have the screencap ready, basically Anon talking about "being allowed to use their old laptops and dvds" in his basement, with "them" being the "people who live above his basement. also he had fucked up hands that looked literally like shrek's

I butchered that one didn't I.

>>41627489
That's not me but i should research it im being kicked off the computer now tho

>>41627263
>/v/ is mostly videogame stuff
>/v/ is a parent safe board to begin with, and not a festering hole of worrying rampant autism
thread's over, go home lads

>>41627347
mate, join the military
judging from your english you're an american chinese. Just enlist army, air force preferably navy to get as far away from your harpy of a mother as possible.
you'll have food shelter and they might even pay for your tuition. And they will fix your "i'm still 14 years old" mentality.
You're on a path of misery and emotional agony if you don't turn around now and start running.
Best of luck chap

>>41627001
lel at tiger parenting. I rebelled starting at 12 m8. I was never happier than the day my mom told me I was a huge disappointment to her.
You're just going to be a quivering wreck of an adult, stockholm syndromed into looking after those jew cunts.
I mean it has a small upside that a number of children raised like this will turn out to be the golden a graders for life but they'll be soulless shits.
The downside is the huge number of dropouts and emotionally abused losers, bred to be betas and shamed by their families, "why aren't you as good as x's son"

>>41627519
I'm not allowed to join the military. My parents will disown me if I don't become a lawyer since everyone else in my family are doctors or investment bankers or engineers and there are no lawyers so my parents want a lawyer in the family. And i don't need tuition money my parents are willing to pay for my school but i have to live at home.

>>41627528
My mom did tell me i was a dissapointment a few times worst days of my life.

>>41626917
His mom probably wants him to change a gender and too high testosterone would prevent it!

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Holy shit is this how traps are made?

>>41627559
So, who cares faggot? Doesn't sound like she loves you. She probably only wants you to take care of her when she gets old and can't wipe her own ass. Is that what you want you fucking chink? Do you want to wipe your mothers ass when you turn 30 for the next 20 years until she dies? Think about you fucking mongrel.

hahahaha is this real?

post pics of your butt you lil sissy
lawyer my dick you little fagget, and don't forget to swallow.. else i'll tell your mom


no homo

>>41627051
post link

>>41627528
>why aren't you as good as x's son
>x's son got an A in the class, why did you get a B?
>why is x's son a higher position on the varsity team?
You're giving me fucking ptsd flashbacks I didn't even know I had, fuck you

Are most Chinese men like This?

>>41626946
That only works if you're white

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>>41626887
Your mom sounds like an abusive feminist cunt. Tell her you're a man and supposed to have testosterone and big muscles, and if she doesn't like it too fucking bad.

Tell your mom if she doesnt let you work out, you'll beat her up.

>This is considered acceptable in China
Are you telling me there's at least half a billion of your kind of cuck, OP?
Are all chinese women like this?

Your mom is a cuntwhore, your father is a cuck and you are mentally retarded. Not joking about any of these.

>>41628043
There are almost no chinese women below 40, due to the 1 kid policy and all of them wanting sons

>>41627832
Yes, that's why the majority of them are mindless drones with no ambitions or personality, the ones that manage to break out of that lifestyle end up super rich because everyone else is so easy to control

>>41626887
i wish this was a bait

but unfortunately most of the world keeps themselves uninformed and mostly believe in magic stuff because that is fun and hard work is not

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>>41626887

Anon, to live YOUR life under restriction from others to this extent is oppression. Free yourself.

>>41627519
THIS OP, you need to be in a masculine environment. Pack your bags and head for recruitment ASAP

>>41628353
im not allowed to join the military

>>41628374
Do you have a car that you can use?

>>41628443
no im not allowed to drive without my parents premission

Shit and ive been here afraid of China for so many years

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You'll have to just wait it out until college is over, OP. Assuming this isn't bait.

Fucking shitty bai..
>I'm Chinese
Well fuck me I actually believe it.
Chinks and especially Chinese women are so fucking full of broscience and retarded opinions they picked up at their medicine-salesmen/doctor/ghost-exerciser its not even funny anymore.
Like eating more than one egg a day for an extended period of time WILL kill you.
Or eating whatever fruit will make your body hotter or colder and you need BALANCE IT.
Chinese mothers are the devil.

I'm sorry OP.
Tell her to get that rhin-dick from the medicineman for those gainz.

>>41628508
>Like eating more than one egg a day for an extended period of time WILL kill you.
>Or eating whatever fruit will make your body hotter or colder and you need BALANCE IT.
>tfw mom is as white as can be but still has that same level of momscience going on, and has been for the last 15 years after she read some stupid book that (((opened her eyes)))
feck. at least I have an average dick and no IMAX screenformat vision.

>>41626887
>I sit in this room which they come in once every 30 minutes to check on me.
Anon that's impossibe.
Considering they won't check up on you for the eight hours you're asleep that means they will invade your privacy 32 times a day.
You can do meme exercises for as long as you want but if you don't get quality protein in your diet you are going to be wasting your time.

>>41627559
I don't understand why you don't leave your family behind in general and join the military. Air Force will pay for your college. Who cares if they disown you

>>41627519
best advice in thread

I'd never thought i would be glad to be black. Thanks op

>>41628374
we know
run the fuck away and do it anyway
cuz you're as free as a bird now

your mom is literally ruining your life and if you cant do something about it you deserve it. take small steps to become more indepent over time, plan shit out (in your head preferably) and eventually leave. i repeat YOUR LIFE IS BEING TAKEN FROM YOU BY SOMEONE ELSE. it doesn't matter if its family.

>>41627519
mabey you need to be disowend to grow. I`d respect you more for leaving that enviroment than for being a doctor in that enviroment.

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>>41626887
I am sorry man, seems like a bad situation. Try to be independent ASAP. And having low testosterone is really bad for you.

I wanted to disregard that as b8, but since so many here say it's possible with chinese I will take the 0.0001 % chance it isn't and reply, I would say follow this advice >>41627519. Normally I don't like the military but this is honestly your best bet in your situation and you should shit on your family.

But since you aren't willing to follow that advice, just tell your mom test is good for the concentration (which is true btw) and it will help you with your study.

>>41627001
Just leave the family. Find a gig or two that will allow you to afford a room and finaly become a person

Seriously, live your life OP, if you're in America, you won't get shamed if you leave them.

I feel for you brother, life is hard as is, you don't need someone making it harder on you

>>41627519
This

>>41627189
i'm gonna stick a cactus up ur mums socket and then cut her head off

>>41626887
This is probably bait but if not get a job and get the fuck out of there you fucking pussy.

do crossfit

your gains will be invisible

>>41626887
>>41626986
this is why women are not good role models.

tell her she's retarded and go lift barbells.

>>41626887
Join the military or do something away from your family. This is honestly pathetic. I couldn't respect you if I knew you IRL. You'd probably masturbate in the womans bathroom like that guy did a few weeks ago at my work because you can't do it at home.

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Just know that we are behind you OP, go and live your life, enjoy the few precious moments you have.

>>41626887
Is this kim, you scrawny little faggot?

P.S. Cannae wait to kick 'fuck out of u when we get back to college.

>>41626887
Is your family baptist or something?