Not Sure If I Can Ever Go Back to my Gym

>>41626443
they blamed you for not turning off their equipment?

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>left the squat machine running

>>41626443
What the fuck is a squat machine?

>>41626631

there's a big sign saying you should turn off the squat rack after using it

>>41626443
>Not paying for an all-you-can-squat premium subscription
this is what you get for trying to be cheap anon

>>41626443
>I left the squat machine running ALL NIGHT
well, you better catch it :^)

>>41626443
The resposible of check if everything is ok before close the doors isn't you.

>>41626443
blame it on the manlets bro, they are often invisible to cctv

>>41626701
apologise but express that it's not your job to shut the machines down after use.

>>41626443
>Do you think they will send debt collectors to my house?
Probably, Anon. Either be prepared to pay what you're owed, or return gains with up to 30% interest.

t. broke fuck who had to return gains and is back in dyel mode

>>41626443
You're not alone, OP

>accidentally leave smith machine on auto
>now have to pay for all 200 of the 45lb plates made overnight

I feel for you, Anon.
>plate dispenser eats all my tokens
>I have to do 2 more miles on the treadmill to earn more

>>41626942
>>41626965
Same basic joke, hivemind.

>>41626443

this is why you tip your spotter extra so he turns the machines off when you're done using them

>>41626443
Well, unless you left the plates on it shouldn't have use more than half a tank, right? Can't you just reimburse them for the gas?

>>41627377

it's one of those newer electric ones

My gym doesn't even have a squat machine yet. I wouldn't leave, it might be hard to find another gym with one. Just say your sorry and work something out.

>warm up on treadmill before workout
>forgot to turn it off
>its on during my entire workout
>go back for my postworkout cooldown run
>notice the oil tank is pretty much completely empty (it was atleast 4/5 full before)
>just leave it running while i shuffle my way to the lockers
So far no one has approached me about it, but i'm still afraid my cardio rights are going to be removed.

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>>41627676
Bro you better start looking for a new gym. I left a elyptical on while I did the rest of my routine, turned out no one else used it for the rest of the day, got the direct debit drained my account. I can't afford that shit. Now I'm looking at planet fitness.

>>41627730
Do you think i could just give them a new oiltank instead?
I cant afford the fees for a lawyer, the gym judge, the tank, the gym investigators and i sure as hell dont have the money to tip them all.

>>41627763
Best to cancel your card and find a pleb pay by the day gym. Sign up with a fake I'd if at all possible. My thoughts and prayers are with you bro.

>somewhere out there there are people that think these threads are funny

Amazing

>Finally work in at the only squat rack my gym has
>Get the third question from the gains goblin wrong again
>Still can't use the squat rack
I've been looking for a gym with dumber goblins but I can't find one with a squat rack

>>41627805
Because I'm sure what you find funny isn't at least just as autistic