>You will never be this alpha

>>41625169
I've banged hotter chicks and I'm half his kilos

>I don't give a shit if I ever be like a brute

I don't really share his taste in cars but at least the guy works hard to achieve his goals and has a family.

>>41625197

Yeah but are you worlds strongest man?

>>41625169
I'm proud of that cunt.

>>41625215
He needs the Mustang's torks to get his yuge frame up to speed.

>>41625197
>alpha is defined by how many chicks you banged

Back to /r9k/ my friend

>>41625169
he looks like a manlet. whats the point of nice cars and hot girls if youre a manlet?

>>41625169
My manager told me that he was at a BBQ once, and this guy made his pregnant wife move off a chair because he wanted to sit down. He then ate the whole buffet clean.

>that shitcar

lmao

>>41625169
he looks 5'8

WSM needs to be at least 6'7 to be alpha

>>41625569
He is so wide that people confuse him for a manlet.
He's 6'3 well above the market cutoff.

>>41625656
he's 6'3", like many many other GOAT strongmen

If anything, Shaw and Hafthor are the outliers

>>41625546
> I'm alpha as fuck
> I can't fuck a decent chick

you lost me m8

>>41625675
just to add:

>Most WSM titles won:
>Pudzianowski 6'1" (5)
>Savickas 6'3" (4)
>Magnusson 6'3" (4)
>Sigmarsson 6'3" (4)
>Shaw 6'8" (3)

How can lanklets even compete

What is he going to do with his life now?

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>>41625702
>tfw 6'5"
>tfw no qtpatootie6'5" WSM

>tfw tall enough to be a towering figure
>tfw too tall AND too short to be WSM

NO THIS ISN'T RIGHT.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO OURS DAMN IT. GIVE IT BACK.

>>41625702
Shaw has 4 don't rob him of one to prove your point..

>>41626073

Mustangs are so cool in the UK.

But they seem pretty pleb tier in the US.

>>41625702
>shaw
>3

2011, 2013, 2015 and 2016 you ignorant faggot.

>>41625169
>everyone assumes he's a manlet because of his proportions

I'm a borderline manlet. was lifting a mistake?

>>41626095
main reason it's pleb tier is because it's so popular.

>>41626091
oh right
shaw has 4
Bill Kazmaier, who is 6'2", has 3
>>41626073
to be fair, Geoff capes is 6'5" and has one title i think
better than nothing :^)

>>41626104
As long as you don't go for strong-fat mode you'll be fine.
Keep that waist tight and blow up your delts, chest, and lats and you're golden.

>>41625659
The manlet cutoff point is 6'7" faggot. Go back to Smallville.

>>41625702
I know a 17 year old athletic guy who is 6 foot 8+. He is a quarter black and refuses to play basketball on a team because he says it's stereotypical.

The guy could be in the NBA or the worlds strongest man, but would rather fuck around because playing basketball is racist or some shit.

Tfw only 6 foot :(

>>41626182
lmao, you assume that any 6'8" skelly could compete in WSM? Never go full retard. Post said that Shaw and Hafthors are two exceptions, and even they are getting btfo'd by 6'2"-6'4" guys due to worse leverages

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lmao

>>41625169
Can he even fit in that thing?

>>41626236
It's a GT car they can recline back pretty far.
Also the car was designed with Americans in mind so it already can accommodate some pretty large people.
though he may have a custom driver's seat that is tailored to him, it's what I would do if I was that big.

>>41626236
she looks a bit tight but I am sure he can fit it in atleast half way

>>41626095
There are about 100k sold per year in USA. They are common cars here... cheap and fun.

>>41626223
kek

>>41625169
I live near Hall and while I was on a night out he came into the club shouting (arguing with the bouncers because they wouldn't let him, because they knew that nobody could physically stop him if it got rowdy). Eventually they let him in and he walked up to the bar and bought 5 bottles of champagne then shouted at the bartender when he was told the price. Took one bottle instead and stormed out of the club.

Was absolutely terrifying. Top guy though.

>>41626168
6'7 was last month retard, the cutoff is at 6'9 now.

>>41626223
>>41626617
samefag
No way someone actually found that funny

>>41627477
>no one finds an overcompensating manlet funny

t. manlet

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>>41627477
origaeno