I'm about to order a pizza. Fucking stop me, bros. Please.

What kind of pizza are you thinking about ordering?

Give me the number of the pizza place and I'll call in an anonymous tip about some guy ordering the kind of pizza you like then raping the delivery driver. That should do the trick.

>>41605540
Pizza, enjoy your acne and abundance of fat + carbs.

you can do it man, go for the extra large. good luck on the bulk!

>>41605540
Have you read Glyceride? It's a short manga, well worth the read, I promise.

just tell them you want a pizza box but not a pizza

>>41605540
it's bulking season somewhere, anon.

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I fucking ordered it.

Why didn't ya'll stop me?

>>41605678
Enjoy your empty calories.

>>41605771
fuck you faggot you think my friends died in iraq for you to be a smartass fuck you faggot

>>41605678
You don't have to eat it. Have one slice and then put it in the fridge. You have to have self control man, you'll never make it in life if you don't.

>>41605826
your friends fault for volunteering to be meat shields

>>41605678
>ya'll
Go back to worldstar, jamal

>>41605892
F A M

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FUCK IT'S SO GOOD

FUCKING EXPLOITATIVE DEVIL FOOD

>>41605915
post pics

>>41605678
How could we have stopped you?

>>41605915
Did you remember to degrease your pizza OP ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA&t=580s

>>41606087
>Ulillillia
Oh motherfuck this guy is still alive?

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>>41605678
eat it big boy.

after all, theres always tommorow

>>41607304
shoo shoo

>>41607304
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
>>41605540
im guessing you already ate the pizza time you read this, but just know. tomorrow isn't guaranteed. specially if you are already considered obese or even just chubby for that matter

>>41605540
Nigger it's just a pizza, who cares? Do some HIIT and fast. If anything it's a carb up and you'll be stronger in the gym today.

Don't do it friend

>>41607323
this

I always binge before a 48-72 fast and come out in a deficit feeling good as fuck.

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>>41607304
GAINS GOBLIN GET YE GONE

>>41607365
gooby no

this thread motivated me to eat salad and a jamaican patty

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>>41607427
dis

>>41605540

Enjoy!

>>41605826
No they died so I can buy gas at less the $100/barrel.

>>41605678
>thinking of ordering a pizza
>think of her
>no longer want it
anyone else?

>>41607304

GET OUTTA HERE

>>41605857
this

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>>41608051

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>Last week get smashed with the girlfriend
>Get completely fucked up on vodka
>First session back an hour ago
>Blasted it
>145kg squats 3x5 ez as fuck
>Drink 20g of protons
>Demolish 2 big burgers after i finish
>Can of tuna
>About 30 of those grain biscuits with peanut butter
>And now some cooked tuna sushi

no regrets

pizza is good, its alright to treat yourself every now and then. lifting is gr8 but it's not everything. if you think eating a pizza is gonna make you feel good now do it. just dont eat it every day.

>>41608435
you ain't fooling anybody fatass

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>>41608469
>tfw not fatass but still DYEL

Taste good bro