When did you know that you made it physically? Abs? Big biceps?

>>41603885
>bad grammar

Into the trash it goes

When I saw my abs obviously.

If getting female attention was the metric I wouldn't have bothered lifting.

>>41603885
>when I could get consistent sex on tinder.
you realize this is the easiest thing in the world, right?

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When DYELs accuse me of roids.

>>41603969
This

>>41603885
consistent sex on tinder is easy. consistent sex with qt3.14s is not so easy.

>>41603885
>that guy who just received a naughty message from a girl and is so excited about it he shares it on a puerto rican ice hockey enthusiats forum

you wanna know how I know you're a beta ?

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>>41604029
What's it to you beta boi?

>>41603885
I'm not sure about "making it", because I'm still socially autistic at 20% bf. But the moment I started considering myself built was when I noticed I could see my lats just by standing normally in front of the mirror. And my chest looking thicc

Also my shoulders to waist ratio grew substantially

>>41603885
>getting sex from willing sluts is making it

ayy lmao

>>41603997
>consistent sex on tinder is easy

ree

>>41604056
>getting sex from unwilling sluts
Settle down, Elliot.

>>41604046
the fact that you're sharing it.
It leads us to believe it's ''unusual'' for you to get laid. Congratulations to you though if that was your goal and you've reached it

>>41603969
This is my goal. I had a couple of people ask me if I had ever used roids before, but I want to be treated like I abuse the shit. (Btw natty)

>>41604075
It was before I made it physically. Reread the op :)

>>41604046
whats your tinder pics?

>>41604046
>>41603885
>writing up some erotic literature shit on tinder

holy cringe my god

>>41604118
>Reread the op :)
''When did you know that you made it physically?''

but then you just said
''It was before I made it physically''

I'm confused here... what are you trying to say ? You started to lift and then reached your goal of being sexually active, before reaching your ideal body goal ?

>>41604101
Shitimbald hahahahah

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>>41604182
It was before is referring to
>it leads us to believe it's "unusual" for you to get laid
>>41604075

Here is another one. She isn't too cute but she wanted me to fuck her infront of her husband so I added a bit to the end

>>41604146
This. You don't need to show me, just describe the pics you put up.

Tinder story For those interested, I made two accounts, one with just face pics, and some doggo pics. I got a few matches, average maybe 1 a day. That being said, I am not in a city, my radius was pretty small, and my age range was only 18-19. I made a new account with only a shirtless mirror pic, and I got 7 matches the first day, with age range 18-18, but then matches stopped coming in, and I also started getting the "There is no one else around you" message. I deleted both accounts and am afraid to make a new one because I never met up with any chicks and I feel like if they recognize my body on a second account they may think I'm catfishing.

>use dating app thing
>get nudes
>lose interest
>move on to next woman

i cant stand sexting. like jesus christ, calm your tits, its fucking embarrassing to read. reminds me of phone sex from 90s movies

>>41603885
Women that easy have had miles of dick inside them, gross

i can google male fashion models and create a fake profile too op.

>>41604229
seriously, this stuff is so cringey. its like some guy writing erotic literature

>>41604101
>shitimbald
i was not aware that this was a ylyl thread

>>41604218
>dating app thing

Mm good job what was it called again? Bumber? Tindle?

>>41604248
then someone reverse google image searches it

So far the only sign I've gotten was that women who are way too old for me have been commenting on my physique. The mirror tells me a different story though.

>>41604285
skout

>>41604286
>implying girls would bother

no will the average girl will recognize a non-famous fashion model with a pretty face. there are hundreds of them, only a very few are known to the public

>>41603885
Post your profile op. We need to see how hot you are.

I used to have "made it".
I got lots of mires and attention from people not just women. I'd get compliments and hooking up was a complete joke.

2 years later after a trip to the hospital and I lost all my gains. even worst. I gained weight I never had.

Its the first thing people notice about me nowadays. not the fact that I turned 30. not the fact that my hair is greying. no...they notice the moobs.

Ill have made it again when people turn heads and stare at me in attraction and watch my sculpted and varicose body.

>>41603885
link the message your sending im tryna send this to some tinder girls

>>41603969
Hey I was in that thread, I mired bro, you made it.

I'm so glad I'm not part of the tinder generation. I felt like a loser for using okcupid.

>>41604205
>say no
>Ask her to sign rape waiver during sex
>continue

Growing up there was a qt 6 years my senior that lived a few doors down.
I always had a HARD crush on her till she moved away. She came back recently, after 5 years, in which I've got in good shape.
I get into an elevator with her and she didn't recognise me in the slightest.
Took her out for a few drinks and she wouldn't stop talking about how I've 'grown up'.
100% sure if I was still a lanklet shed never have given me the time of day.

>>41603969
routine?

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>>41604205
please describe your journey to this state

>>41605734
Step 1. Find girls on the internet who are into that shit
Step 2. Roleplay over text instead of getting laid

>>41605734
All you have to be is decently or above average attractive, not even extremely /fit/ and you find the right girls on tinder and they'll be dtf. I'd consider myself in shape but just pretty average looking and I've had quite a bit of success. It's all in your confidence in yourself, in my opinion, not necessarily your looks even though that helps a lot. Don't be fooled by OP, you can do this shit without being greek god mode

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>>41604101
I lost pretty hard

>>41604205
>>41604046

post entire paragraph pls

>>41606750
this. deliver faggot

>>41604046
tfw too scared of getting screencapped and posted online to be this forward on Tinder

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Holy shit the stuff you find on tinder.

>>41603969
I remember that thread. Lookin good bro.

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>>41603969
>oldest brother was always macho and tough
>everyone looked up to him
>bumped into him at a music festival in our hometown
>bigger than him
>"whoa anon! you look huge! so what are you doing steroids?!"
>autism takes the wheel, think he's joking, play along
>"haha you know it! heh.."
>"oh.. um.. alright, well, see ya"
>"haha okay bye bro.. heh!"
it's been several years since i've seen my brother. that was our last conversation

>>41603885
When my shade stopped looking like a DYEL.

>>41604101
>okcupid outside of big cities: literal trolls
>pof: sometimes cute but stupid
>tinder: cumsluts you can't marry

>>41603885
Post the whole message please.

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>>41608165
Words cant describe how much I fucking love this picture, but I can't save it to my computer cus its lewding a loli and I don't want anyone to think I'm a hentai.

>>41604647
You got to be aesthetic in your prime, now you should focus on being strong as fuck

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>>41603969
>That 240lb guy claiming natty

>>41603885
sauce of chat OP! nauw!

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>>41609867
Here is the full thing. Usually change a bit depending on their profile. It was what one girl sent me one day, so I figured I would reuse it.

>>41610019
Post the whole chat dude. I want to know what you said before that so that she was accepting of something like that.

>>41603969
I know that feel, it's awesome

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>>41610071

Do you actually use pics of yourself or is this a fake account

>>41610188
REEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT CHAD

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>>41604229
>>41604252
Context is key my dudes. I always thought girls calling me daddy was cringey as shit until they're screaming it while you're fucking them. Outside of sex the idea of being called Daddy is still cringey

>>41610188
Normie humour xD

>>41608165
wtf?

>not hanging with your bro all the time
>your brother not being your favourite person in the world

>>41610839
fuq

>>41604285
grindr

>>41604229
>>41604252
>>41610839
Here's the thing: No dude cares for sexting. But girls fucking love it for some reason, at least in my experience.
Y'all need to fucking remember that women ain't men

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>>41610188
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41603885
>be me
>lose weight
>start working out lightly
>pulling puss on the regular
>have best friend I've known since kindergarten
>we're inseparable
>every weekend we trade off between going to straight bars and gay bars
>after a few years of half passing the gym decide to clean up my diet so it's immaculate and spend 2 hours a day at the gym 5 days a week
>start to realize im getting hit on by every fag in the gay bars
>realize I've FINALLY made it

>>41604154
I wouldn't exactly call that writing or literature...

>>41610188
>girls start conversations with him on tinder
tell me your secret

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>>41610188
>Nm what's up with you

>>41607746
>Interests: Burgers
>Americlaps

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>>41611606
>woke up one morning
>wasn with ex that weekend
>message her some soppy text about how i want to feel her body quiver under my touch and hear her moan as I pin her down and slowly enter her and all this shit
>tfw she gets all flustered and horny
>fucking unreal sex the next time we're with each other
>"anon i couldn't stop thinking about your messages from that morning, it was like sexy love poetry"
>mfw i just had morning wood and was basically writing self insert erotic fiction

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Holy FUCK

I gotta go to the gym I gotta start getting girls like this, jesus

>>41612545
gross

>>41612601
you might be the gayest man i've ever seen on /fit/

>>41608575
Shhh, let him keep the lie. He's the same guy that said fitness is as simple as cut/bulk and progressive overload

>>41612650
Nah shit's gross. She's fatter than anything. Once you get in the gym, youre gonna realize how hard it is for women to put on respectable muscle.

See those arms? Mostly flab. Real gym girls worth pursuing are cardio bunnies, or girls who actually know how to lift. Those are usually sports players, too.

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>>41612545
>wanting fitness girls
You really don't m8

>>41612802
Why not though?

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>>41612810

>>41610188
sex was already settled with the "heyyyy"
you might be good looking but youre autistic, your erotic novels dont help shit at this point

>>41612821
Okay let's be honest, there's a big difference between fitness girls and girls who post on /fit/.
I would never date anyone who actively posts on 4chan, let alone on /fit/.

>>41612854
i used to chat with a camwhore (wasnt doing it for money), she was a top qt, honestly one of the hottest people ive seen in life

and she was also manipulative as fuck i guess. in the end, i agree with you

>>41612882
Girls on the internet, man. The ones who go beyond normie sites and shit are always dangerous.
If they can navigate their way through 4chan, they can navigate their way through your mind.

>>41612854
>there's a big difference between fitness girls and girls who post on /fit/.
Your choice is still between an Instawhore or a disgusting autist. Are you sure this is what you want out of life?

>>41612992
I'll take one disgusting autist please, she'll know exactly how I think.

>>41612972
And why isnt the reverse true? Are guys who go on 4chan dangerous and undateable?

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Making it physically?
>Being as strong as possible while looking just "toned" at normie standarts
>Pressing atleast bodyweight
>Running (not jog, not walk) for atleast a half hour without slowing down
>Swimming from one shore to another without drowning

I don't give a fuck about the looks itself per se. Had girls send me pictures of their waist because they wanted to compare it to my arms in size and had enough mires. Nowadays I just hide my gains except for a small profile picture on instagram.

>>41613100
because guys who go to 4chan are undesirable already

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>>41610019
Thanks for delivering, op.

>>41613100
most people here are lonely or have other mental problems which are a lot harder to get as a girl. and no, being denied by a guy out of your league is not "depression" and being anxious sometimes isnt anxiety disorder.
from what ive seen in the past years, girls who go on 4chan are desperate for attention. people who need that much validation are fucked in real life

>>41611346
this wtf is wrong with u anon>>41608165

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>>41612545

Just fucking americans are sexually on such a shallow level they fuck around all the time but can't be naked in a sauna.

>>41612802
>Don't talk to me if you're under 5'11
>Implying this spooky skeleton could tell the difference between 5'9 and 5'11
Long story short, I hate women.

>>41604046
I read her name as Lean
God I need some rn

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>>41612802

>21
>community college

D R O P P E D

She also has extremely masculine hobbies makes me think what is she compensating for

>>41611346
>>41613452
Having a much older brother changes the dynamic. I'm best friends with my brother 3 years younger than I am, but we have another brother 10 years older than us, and we just never were able to get that close. He's more like a dad than a brother, but without the actual fatherhood.

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>>41604101
>shitimbald
Kek

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>>41603885
all these happened to me in the same week last year:

>got permanent veins in my biceps
>a MILF approached me in the street and asked for my number
>a girl I started going out with (now my gf) started trembling uncontrollably when she saw me shirtless for the first time
>my pack of friends mired hard on the first day on the beach. The gf of one of them said "your body is IMPRESSIVE anon, goddamn" with shinninig eyes. His bf later argued with her for this comment.

the week I knew I made it

>>41610188
jesus christ this is hard to read

>>41614160
Post a pic

>>41614160
lets see what you got man

>>41614160
>trembling uncontrollably

>>41612802
you eugene bro?

I want sexe, this is a good goal

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>>41612882
>camwhore gf
Anon...please

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>>41603969
Same here my nigga

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>>41611606
Naw I definitely enjoy sexting and writing erotica type shit. When I was 16 I'd fap to that shit all the time. There's a lot of good amateur stuff out there that isn't written with the retarded terminology like "he inserted his throbbing member into the warm chasm of her mouth" like pic related

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>>41616643
Why did I read this?

>>41616748
>>41616643
why would i read that wall of erotic novel?

>>41616774
That's definitely relatively short compared to others

>>41617044
i cant jerk off to some random guy fucking some random girl in school
fucking boring man. i fucked some girl drunk in highschool and im nowhere near chad

Been working out in the country for four months, come back for a friends birthday / bus winery tour thing...

Not much to do out in the country but train, work and eat.

"Anon you put on some size while you were away hey" - my mate

"You're all buff and stuff now?!" - mirin girl (she got the dizzle later)

"Smallsy reckons you've been on the juice" - another mirin girl

Funny cause I didn't even care, at this point I'm lifting for myself

>>41617126
>Smallsy reckons

Boy I wish I could pull cute country girls
Being a city slicker is painful

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>>41616643
>tfw consistently e-rp with a fembot through skype for the last 3 years
>tfw she's probably a dude

>>41608516
just save it to a pepe folder, than people will just think you're autistic