Confess your sins to officer Coleman

>>41602098
>Tfw binged on all of the peanut butter jar

A qt in my gym farted and i ran to the bathroom to masturbate

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>>41602098
i ate a whole package of klondike bars, and some general tsos chicken.

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>>41602098
>tfw knocked myself out of ketosis and can't get back into it
>keep telling myself "tomorrow"

i wanna die, Ronnie

>>41602435
How would the general Tao chicken taste? Mine was seasoned like if it was spicy but it wasn't actually spicy

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>>41602098
I don't count calories

I don't consider the quality of my food whatsoever. I'm only focused on getting as many grams of protein as I need, whether they come from potato chips or McDonald's burgers or high quality protein powder. I know it's stupid.

Also, the last two digits are for how many days I won't come to /fit/ and 4chan in general starting tomorrow (it's 11:37PM where I am)

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>>41602098
Just found out an "18" year old I met from Tindr and connected with really well is not 18 years old at ALL and straight up lied to me about it until I found her IG with a "finally sixteen!" post

>>41602471
oh it wasn't like the same meal, just the same day. It had a sweet and spicy thing going on.

>>41602500

nice doubles but I actually need a break from this place. roll.

Also, if anybody wants to do the same, reply to this post

>>41602500
don't you know you can never leave, anon?

>>41602098
ppl think i have sex because i have a gf, but im actually virgin because my dick won't get hard when i wear a condom :(

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>>41602098
Yesterday I finally saw the outline of a sixpack in the mirror after my workout.

Today I ate a family sized pizza + a normal sized pizza + drank a sixpack of beer. I don't know why I do this to myself

>>41602462
>putting your body into Ketosis
>on purpose
You got meme'd, son.

>>41602098
I only ate like 500 cal today

>>41602997
I hope it was all egg-whites son

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I'm desperately desperately aching for a giant fucking pizza, holy shit.

>>41602537
tfw gf, but I know that condom feel. Mostly due to stage fright. It's more common than you think. Doctors usually give you a few tablets of viagra and you use those for a few sessions, and you start to get more and more comfortable and don't need the pills anymore. It's like a kickstart for your dick.

Also, don't stress about it. Stress will make you flaccid, so just chill and enjoy it

I used coke as a preworkout

I smashed PRs

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>>41602462
>falling for the keto meme

been there before. the initial weight loss is nearly all water weight so dont get your hopes up.

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Today I have had a shake, half a pizza, 2 packages of Swiss rolls, hot chocolate made with Nutella, a lime, and I have yet to have dinner.

It's not so bad but yesterday I had a shake for breakfast, pic related for lunch, and steak gorgonzola Alfredo from olive garden along with an apple dumpling and ice cream.

>>41602098
dat weight wasnt just a peanut, officer, it was really heavy.

I've eaten 6 scotch eggs in the last 4 days

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>>41603924
>>41602916
its the only diet i can stick to, it's just difficult to get into for me

In between sets I look at foot threads on /b/ and sometimes I go over the time limit I set myself between sets

I'm trying to stop though

>>41602508
WEEELLLL
LAAAAAADD

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I can't get anyone to respond to my serious posts, so I throw a shit post here and there for the (you)s.

>>41604237
Don't let people shit on it here, it worked for me. Lost like 50 lbs.

>>41603958
jesus get a grip.

it's a cheat day not a cheat life.

>>41603475
try being lactose intolerant and not eating pizza or ice cream ever dipshit

>>41604557
I'm White, that's not a problem I have to deal with.

>>41604582
You mean Caucasian phaggot.

>>41603958
So, dirty bulking?

>>41604526
>>41604714
IT'S A THREE DAY WEEKEND MAN

That's my excuse anyway.

I bought some shitty food at the grocery store today too though.

>>41602098
gonna hop on juice to hit my natty ceiling faster, forgive me.