*Blocks you and your girlfriends path* What do you do in this

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*catcalls your wife*
*she blushes*

Well, /fit/, what do you do?

>>pick him up
>>turn sideways
>>squat for reps

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>>41594223
>>41594230
Shout "LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!" loud enough for everyone to see. Once they notice he is visibly norwooding, he will likely kill himself on the spot.

I win.

>>41594233
Your girl will side with him remember
>>41594245
He isn't balding at all in the picture, if that is what you're implying.

(*although he did die of cancer earlier this year, unironically)

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>laugh at skinnyfat fag
>girlfriend laughs too
>turn 2π degrees and walk away

>>41594223
>"if you resort to violence your girl will immediately side with him"
>resort to violence anyway
>find better girl

and nothing of value was lost

>>41594258
>Skinnyfat
He's just skinny but his aesthetics are 10/10 tier.

Face comes first, remember.

>>41594260
See above.

>>41594258
>2π degrees
>not 2π radians
nice try

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*asks your wife for a light*
>she gets wet

....

>>41594223
RIP Dylan :( I miss this guy

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>>41594257
He's clearly a weak NW2 in those pics. Guess he died before becoming a baldcel

I win again.

>>41594278
The guy has the fullest head of hair I've seen you pleb. Look at the temples, etc.

It's just swept back you retard

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*slaps your girls ass*

Are we being raided by /fa/. Honestly the fashoin world is cancer. Probably becouse it is run by women and queers, a deadly combination.

>>41594295
>implying females find weak men who lose and get humiliated in a fight attractive

k bud

wonder why he is yelling at nothing and maybe call 911

>>41594302
He's probably posted on /fa/ because he's good looking and therefore clothes look good on him

>>41594308
Your chick would leave you for this guy though, don't pretend she wouldn't

>>41594289
You must live in a prison if that's the fullest head of hair you've ever seen.

>>41594316
*cries while sobbing and appolagizing and getting beat*

yeah he sure is hot, how do we compete

>>41594327
Dude, look at the other pictures. You're fucking delusional. Guy has a clear full head of hair

Post what you think a good hairline is, because this is one you tard

>>41594331
Yeah but your girl would leave you and other people might even join in and defend him

Also
>You end up in jail
>He still fucks your chick
...very clever idiot

>>41594346
mhm

faggot beta cuk go back to looking at your self in the mirror the whole day

>>41594354
all that projection

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>>41594316
Which one is you?

>>41594295
>>41594271
>>41594230
>>41594223
don't talk shit about the dead my friend

>>41594385
I don't browse that board at all and never have

>>41594393
>He quotes the only poster who hasn't talked shit about the dead
Are you retarded?

>>41594385
the school shooter

>>41594223
ah, I see another addict needs his fix,
throw my coins at his feet,
grab her ass and pull her along

>>41594385
Far right

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>>41594401
But he's probably more athletic than you anon

>>41594409
doesnt matter if hes fucking supernegger if he's going through withdrawl

>>41594413
He wasn't a drug addict is what I'm getting at

>>41594419
jesus christ, he's fucked looking then, how do girls find that attractive? sunken greasey fuck

>>41594435
t. bitter ugly anon
he looks how most men wish they looked, only he's a bit skinny
he is featured on numerous "hottest guys to ever live" lists, etc.

you are simply delusional

>>41594223
>>41594230
>Dude looks like a weasel that escaped from the trash can and dipped its head in the KFC fryer
>we got fucking grease lightning over here, keeping the hair gel companies in business all by himself

>>41594385
holy fuck that guys neck kek

>>41594452
t. bitter virgin

>>41594446
wow, thats just fucking then weird man.

>>41594230
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?

>>41594399
all of them?

fuck id love to see some of the people that comment in these threads, most girls dont really give a shit about your physique so long as your not fat, one of my good mates is skinny as fuck and he gets the most hot pussy out of any of our friends

>>41594458
look at his facial features, etc. guy is clearly a 10/10 facial aesthetics wise

he was slightly bigger before cancer anyway

>>41594470
Yeah it's face before anything.

>Face
>Confidence
>Body (unless morbidly obese)

>>41594340
See >>41592046

Sorry your dead mancrush is a regular old baldcel.

>>41594482
He has a better hairline than that guy you autist

Are you blind?

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>>41594489
Wtf. Are YOU blind? The corpse has visible temporal recession and a prominent widows peak. The other guy has no type of recession at all. You worship a baldy.

>>41594223
Move past him because my gf wouldn't approve if I mashed a guy with nail polish.

>>41594517
You're mistaking a widows peak and strong hairline on the temples near his eyebrows as receding at the upper temples..

How retarded are you? Guy has a near perfect hairline.

>>41594529
She will be attracted to him since he can pull off wearing nail varnish and still get her wet

I'm not kidding... those rockstarts, etc, didn't have trouble

Make sure that there is nothing of him left for my girl to side with. And if she says anything slap her like she deserves.

>>41594570
can't argue with that but you still end up in jail bro

>>41594592
Kill the girl afterwards. I won in the end because nobody else got to date her and that faggot I'd dealt with

>>41594223

throw some change at him and tell him to buy a sandwich.

>>41594541
>strong hairline on the temples
Cope more for your dead bald mancrush.

>>41594223
Run away screaming because he is dead

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>>41594627
t. retard

>>41594671
And you post a picture that shows clear miniaturization on his hairline. LOL

Baldy baldy go away comb your hair another way if you don't i don't care you look bald and have no hair.

>>41594691
t. blind bitter virgin

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>>41594707
*blocks your hairline*

>>41594731
even if he went bald it wouldn't matter tho

Met this dude 2 years back. Basically every girl I know loves him. He was cool/genuinely nice guy also.

Lots of obvious insecurities in this thread though.

>>41594799
Yeah because he's dead.

I would enjoy the brief moment when I still have a girlfriend in this paralell universe.

>>41594223
>>41594230
>>41594271
>thinking we find greaseball DYEL skellies attractive

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Never heard or saw this dyel before
I see however an even bigger faggot (OP) with way too many pictures saved of him, looks for "hottest guys to ever live lists" and is viciously defending his dead husbandu honor
Join him and kys you thirsty homo nigger

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His birthday was couple days ago. I was shocked hearing he is dead, he was one of my favourite skater. 1 week before he died, he was chilling with Ozzy. Also fucked Cara Delevingne back then. He inspired me and so many people.
Rest in peace dylan.

had the best impossibles in the game. I'd ask him for a game of skate.

>>41594223
Beat him.

>(pro-tip: if you resort to violence your girl will immediately side with him)
So? I'll just get a new one. Women are like buses, if you miss one, the next one comes 5 minutes later.

>>41594459
Back off?!!?!?

>I am gay and I want this dude to impregnate my ass and make me feel like a real girl
There, I translated OP's whining from fagspeak.

>>41594223
I stab him

always wear a knife with you

>>41594458
Post a face pic m8 for comparison purposes.

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>>41594223
>girlfreind

>>41594223
push the gee eff into the ghost and run screaming because I have just had an encounter with the supernatural

>>41594993
>roleplaying as a girl on the internet

Have my girlfriend beat him up instead

My woman does not decide who I get in a fight with, I do. The second she sides with someone I dislike enough to physically attack, she stops being my woman.

You people are so beta it hurts to watch

I mean if my gf wants to fuck him I guess there's not much I can do about that. Her body her choice.

>>41594223
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?

>>41594223
politely ask him to step aside

>>41594223

>(pro-tip: if you resort to violence your girl will immediately side with him)

Only if you lose. You obviously no idea of social situations and women in general.

>>41594470
>Lifting for girls
You are right though, being fit for chicks is a meme through and through. Face=Status=Confidence>Body>Femur Length>Number of Dogs

>>41594470
>most girls dont really give a shit about your physique so long as your not fat
Can this meme fucking die already? It's almost as bad as the "girls prefer ottermode" meme.
Being jacked absolutely fucking helps, even if you have an ugly face. There's literally no reason to not get bigger when it comes to women, you just gotta stay lean.
If your good looking friend put on 30 lbs of pure muscle I can guarantee he'd pull at least twice as much, nothing turns women on more than a good face with an amazing physique.

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if she blushes who cares what the slut thinks

>>41596156
isnt that caracalla?

>>41594267

came for this

/thread

>>41596181
>caracalla
probably is actually, i saw the neckbeard and assumed nero

>>41594261
>>aesthetics are 10/10 tier
>shitty hairline
>his hairdresser should be executed for making him think that's an acceptable haircut
>worst facial hair known to mankind
>yesteryear's fashion sense
>gay ass pose
>done did his nails
>more jewelry than is acceptable for a man
>body of a 10 year old
>tattoos are hipster tier
>probably a stinking vegan

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>>41596195
nero didnt have a defined jaw and nero didnt have a wide face

>>41594271
Wouldn't happen. My girlfriend finds smokers fucking disgusting. She won't even talk to them.

Congratulations, you played yourself.

>>41594267
Lurk moar newbitch.

>>41594223
>that hairline
JUST

>>41596215
all i see is neckbeard senpai

>>41596238
haha, ok

Nero wasnt an attractive man