Manlet thread

>>41592844
> Hey Jamal, I have an offer for you
> Here's my address, 5055 Bergstein Blvd
> My wife gets home at 6:30pm

>>41592844
Mark is 5'7

>>41592994
When he tilts his head up he's 5'11 just from his nose

>>41592844
The nogs can laugh at the manlet jew all they want, but he's still writing their paychecks at the end of the day.

>>41593129
>paychecks
assume you meant welfare checks

>>41593129
Why is Zuckerberg payin. For the Duke basketball team?

>>41592994
It's a meme you dip

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5'12 manlets... WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>implying i wouldnt be mark
being incredibly smart must feel so good man. would take it over being hot any day

>>41594221
:^)

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>>41593129
desu senpai if I had to choose between becoming billionaire and becoming 6'5 I would choose 6'5. Money cant buy height and being able to look down on 90% of males is the best feeling ever that money cant give you

>>41595587
i'm sure he feels the same way with all the money he has. he can buy ANYTHING he wants. ANYTHING. you can't even imagine what it's like having more money that you can ever spend. money = power. height doesn't mean shit off this board.

>>41595587
Being able to look down on 90% of males is a feeling money cant give you? Are you fucking retarded

You can look down on 99% with billions

>>41595610
>>41595621
why are you taking the bait

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>>41592844

>>41595656
are there more overrated girls than popstars on the planet? theyre literally slightly above average looking girls with a personal trainer, diet, high fashion and plastic surgeries
i will never understand the obsession

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>>41595672
>slightly above average

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>>41595656
didn't know connor was a fan

>>41592844
I've dated short guys before, but this image is doing something to me. Seeing those guys tower over Facebook is turning me on. He is so rich, but has to look up to them. Mark makes more money than everyone in that room, yet he looks so tiny, and those giants look so sexy in comparison.

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>>41595684
she is pretty but nothing that would make her stand out of the crowd of millions of other pretty girls

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>>41595708
>nothing that would make her stand out of the crowd

>>41595621
>>41595610
I mean physically look down on someone. How can his money help him do that?

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>>41592844

>>41595724
im starting to think you unironically dont go out. like fucking ever.
its summer, take a walk in the city sometime and you will notice a ton of pretty girls

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>>41595738
I live in England

>>41595745
That fucking sucks. I studied abroad in London and was not impressed with the women.

>>41595745
>>41595724
>>41595708
>>41595656
honestly I never understood the hype about her. she's fucking ugly. I dont even have high standarts but her face is straight up ugly

>>41595692
>larping as a girl on a Mongolian throat singing board to make yourself feel better about being a lanklet

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>>41595770
then you are lost brother

>>41595772
>I am short.

>>41595770

THANK YOU

She looks like Benedict Cumberbatch in a wig, and HE looks like Skeletor with The Downs.

>>41595736
i like the effort and thought that went into making this pic, i really appreciate it

>>41593180
>assume you meant welfare checks
xD

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>>41595770
how do I know you're a faggot?

>>41592844
>DUKE
:P

>>41595770
she is the dream of lanky fags on /fit/. 190 cm pure asperger

same with kloss

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>>41596403
Thank you. Here is more OC.
>tfw no freaky gf to give you head in the front seat of the hummer

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>>41597441
>that image
we are birds of a feather anon.

>>41595733
He can cut your legs easily you fucking mong

>>41592844
Half the players in that room will be broke and in debt by the time they are 30.

>>41595770
Do you hate her because she is taller than you?

>>41595770
weak bait 1/10

>>41595733
He can look down on your dumb ass in his ivory tower his money bought him

>>41595770
Agreed, caked in makeup and a rectangular body.

>>41595770
>t. Handholdless kissless virgin

>>41595792
Not short man, I'm just not that tall. 5'6 is average..

>>41593129
college players dont get paid

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>>41597249
>>41595778
>>41595745
>>41595724
>>41595684

dude i seriously think you have a problem. do you have pictures of taylor on your wall?
are you ever gonna try to meet her?

>>41595770
she has a nice face but a gross body

>>41592844
He look gay in that pic

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>>41599148
fite me

>>41598787
but what if we're standing on the same ground?

>>41597249
I LOVE YOU

JUHEEEEZUZ CRRRRRRIIIISSTTT

JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU

YES I DOOOOOO

>>41595724
girl in background in white jacket

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>>41599719
I-I love y-you too, anon

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If lanklets are so superior, why do they need to post propaganda on a mongolian fitness board for validation multiple times a day?

>>41599775

Necessary reminders for the learning disabled

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>>41599719
UP AND OVEEEEVEER

>>41599775
its the cognitive dissonance. they see girls putting "6'0 and above" in bio, they see insecure short guys complaining on the internet. they meet the criteria, but still cant get laid.
a miserable type of coping

>>41600128
I can. Lol you mad little guy?

>>41599648
you're not

>>41601969
Prove it

I'm 5'5 but above average at fighting games and feel as if i could emulate certain moves if my life depended on it

>>41598966
bait

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>>41602372

I'm 5'4, BF loves it toh.