fictional gains

>>41589964
>how do i become geralt?
painfully

>>41589964
>roids, literally the worst shit you find in forest and monster body part injected in your body, and if you survive which is very unlikely you are there but remember that Geralt was abnormal almost perfect mutation you won´t get on that level

>>41589964
Trial of Grasses x 1
Witchering x decades
Fuck Yen x a bunch
Join Wild Hunt x 1
Escape Wild Hunt x 1
Lose memory x 1
Fuck Triss x a bunch but less than you did Yen
Witchering x a few weeks
Defeat Salamandra x 1
Witchering x few more years
Be accused of regicide x 1
Get involved in a race war x more than you'd like
Get involved in politics x more than you'd like
Reconnect with Yen x 1
Get involved in politics x more than you'd like
Search for Ciri x GODDAMN SWAMPS
Search for Ciri x GODDAMN DANDELION
Search for Ciri x GODDAMN ARCHIPELIGOS
Chose best girl x 1(can be done in between Ciri searches)
Face Wild Hunt x 1

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>>41589964

Hnghhhh

Magical drugs+decades of training and monster slaying

>>41590394
If you don't choose triss you don't deserve to live

>>41590944
>Do this for me! Do that for me! Dive in a fetid sewer for me! Kill some rats for me!
Triss is a leech and only lets you stick around because you're a useful idiot.

>>41590944
Correct. If you choose otherwise, your waifu a shit.

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>>41590944
These dubs are telling lies

Geralts body is not even unrealistic.
This can be achieved naturally, just look at his chest and shoulders, it ain't that big.

I would say 4 years of working out and clean eating would do the trick.

>>41590944
mah man

>>41591383
Geralt's legs are pretty skinny too.

>>41590944
>>41591046

Didn't read the books, no way Geralt would pick that slag Triss

>>41591383
>4 years
Maybe if you're a fat faggot.

I started skelly and I'm more shredded than this after 2 years. Stop doing brosplits and SS you mong

>>41591412
>caring about the books
I think the joke is actually on you, m8.

>>41591845
no u

>>41591453
let's have a look at your body then and see who's more aesthetic lel

>>41591453
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