Good Feels Thread

>did nothing different
>touched boobies
>nice

>stroked my cock while watching porn
>came and shot cum everywhere
>feels good man

>>41587444
Go see depressed girlfriend who is amotivational and doesn't want the d. Says she has to make a big batch of kambutcha and I ask her how long 2 litres of it would go from boiling temperature to room temperature for further processing. She doesn't k of and I use a few thermochemistry equations to come up with an answer of 3.5hrs. Obviously done incorrectly but she was so impressed that her mood improved and we fucked. It was a good day.

>moving into my own house in two weeks
>Pay raise
>About five more pounds or so till I'm at 10% bf
>Get compliments from old school friends and gymbros about my progress
>Don't want to kill myself anymore

Things are looking up brehs. Although this cutting diet shit is for the birds, I can't wait till I can bulk again.

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>had a sick gym session
>helped kids with their bicycles and they looked at me like a king
>good music
Nice saturday

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>>41587444
Keep it up!

>had hot girl in my room who was probably into me
>didn't make a move
>sorted myself out, made a move next time i saw her
>we made out for a couple of minutes
>we've barely spoken since
/mixed feels
(there's at least one good feel in there)

>Getting tan for a ginger
>Graduating this fall (fucking finally)
>Meet friends coworker at the beach
>Fucked her later that night
>Feels good man

>>41587628
The feeling of making a move and getting rejected, is far better than the feeling of making no move at all and pondering the what ifs.

So, good job anon!

>cut is going great already down 5 pounds
>taking 2 online college classes while I'm active military
>about to start sending in admission letters to UT and A&M here in a couple months fingers crossed

>>41587628
sadly the same,
>one night stand this Halloween
>bump into eachother in passing
>invite over as date for party, graciously accepts
>great time and stuff but i didn't make the move
>she takes uber home
>hit her up next day, she msgd me back 5 days later
fuck bros this chick was so cute everyone said so and she was white/japanese, don't know when i'm going to run into a chick like this again

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>after over a year of training starting to finally not be disgusted with my self

>doing two a days, 45m each, hard but gratifying

>social anxiety lessened and more disciplined generally

> sunny in the uk
> have been bricklaying in the sun with shirt off pumped up
> hear something behind me
> five teenage girls all lined up along the fence watching us work
> when i pick something heavy up flex a little
> " woah look at his chest wtf"

>>41587781
haha yeah, that's some gratifying shit, the other day i was mowing the yard in a tank-top and a woman honked at me, i was irrationally happy about it all day

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>>41587444
I managed to bench 1pl8 when metal music was playing at the gym

>>41587834
is that abe sapien

>>41587845
No clue, saved it of a larp thread on /bant/

>meet chick on bumble
>even better looking irl than her pics
>says im cuter irl too
>makeout a little bit
>made plans to meet up again before the date even ended

I got out of a 2.5 year relationship 6-7 months ago so i really needed this. I need to start lifting seriously again though, basically stopped after the break up and am back to full on skelly mode

>>41587444
>friends i havent seen in a year say i look completely different and that im 'swole'
>still weak and small by /fit/ standards but progress is progress
>im only maybe 40% towards my goals and motivated to keep going
cheers m8s

>>41587444
>middle aged asian women aggressively flirt
>looking forward to summer job possibilities
>got a cute pudgy native grill waitin for me when I go back to school
>finally realizing what I wanna do with my life
>depression is subsiding
>smellin salts came in the mail

>>41587444
>going on date with qt 8/10 tomorrow
>Just passed driving test (18 yo UK)
>New part time job with college £11.50/hr probs best you can get my age part time

>>41587592
Oof!

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Hell yeah bros, stack that money and get shredded

My bulged disc is feeling better first time lifting a dumbbell in a year. First time with sore arms and muscles. I'm feeling great.

>>41589712
Source?

>>41588663

Funny you mentioned that; I also recently got out of an 18 month relationship. But my story is slightly different.

>Went through an entire week of debauchery slaying tinder, bumble, and coffee meets bagel
>Developed a consistent, repeatable process by which I can meet dates out and fuck them in my car
>My ex is in the hospital for cancer, getting chemotherapy. She is very likely to die
>New PRs every week since the breakup
>9% bodyfat

It is through our most traumatising experiences we develop the leverage to become much greater than what we currently are. Her death will be the icing on the cake

I know it's a lot to ask but can you lads tell me some stuff you enjoy doing, I've got a whole Summer ahead of me when these exams are other and I think I'm starting to get over a pretty rough breakup, I've got a feeling my friends group is about to splinter and I'll be stuck with nothing to do all Summer.

Anyone got stuff I can do to keep myself from slipping back into sleeping and drinking all day over the Summer is what I'm asking I guess.

>Was skelly dyel at 125 lbs
>Getting to one year mark of consistent workout
>Noticeable gains
>Now at least a more healthy 150-155 lbs gym novice
>In ballpark of preferred physique, level of endurance, better mental health, not being depressed as often
>Meet qt at tea shop, get commented on my shirt
>Hit up a conversation about a mutual interest from the shirt
>Start lending books to read to qt, make a plan to meet up, qt agrees
>qt shows up in a nice dress
>Proceed to discuss mutual interests and then dive into asking more personal questions
>Wants to hang out more the next time both of us are free, asks if I'll see her later tonight (at her work)

Don't think it'll last or get any farther, but being able to converse with a qt and being level headed and having a genuine conversation made it a nice day. She was freaking adorable, and wants me to help her get back into the gym to boot.

Haven't made it yet, but I feel like I finally made a step towards that.

bqck healing

>>41590481
Fishing. Fishing is one of the most calming and therapeutic things on earth. Just find a nice quiet spot along a lake or river, and become one with nature for a few hours.

>>41590252
Things that never happened for 500.

>>41590725
No do not leave yourself alone with your thoughts

>>41590940
>t. Psychotic

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>Was 6.2f 105kg fatty
>Pick up some heavy things and put them down
>Now 100kg fatty with some small gains
I know that theres still much work to be done, but its progress

>>41591087
To walk a mile you need to first take a step. Good job.

>>41591101
Thanks for the kind words

>>41590628
why haven't you kissed her? it sounds like you've been on two dates with her

>>41590794

I have no incentive to lie to you, anon. Your opinion is very important to me.

>>41591417
Only did the one date. Pretty much on for a second.

>>41589712
Good god who?

>Alarm goes off at 0430 this morning for my shift at work
>Wife slowly wakes up as I turn off the alarm.
>I start getting out of bed to get ready
>She asks where I'm going
>Tell her I'm getting ready for work
>She tells me, "You work 24 hour shifts. You aren't going anywhere until you cum in me so that I'll be dripping your cum inside me today."

Bros, my dick was instant diamonds. She doesn't usually talk dirty like that, but holy shit I think she'll be hydrated for a week just from the load I dumped in her.

>>41590252
>I also recently got out of an 18 month relationship.
>>My ex is in the hospital for cancer, getting chemotherapy. She is very likely to die
So did the breakup occur before or after the diagnosis?

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>>41587548

>I can't wait till I can bulk again.

I feel ya man, also I can't wait for Fall/Winter so I can start drinking booze again.

Here is a feel that I miss:

>Wake up Saturday morning in the middle of January
>Cold as fuck out side -35C (-31F)
>Beer fridge fully stocked
>Crack open a beer
>"Looks like I'm not going anywhere today"
>Drink all day while playing video games and getting caught up on shows/movies.
>Order Large Pizzas and devour them

>>41587444
Let's see.
>Be fat fuck.
>lose all fat and go into skeleton mode.
>join a gym and bulk up into starting to make it mode.
>get lovey dovey submissive girlfriend.
I have NEVER felt so fucking good in my life! Fuck, I knew that /fit/ness was going to change my life for the better but I simply had no idea it would make me feel so fucking good about myself! I feel like incredible!

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>Did high volume deadlifts without punking out
>Cooked a healthy dinner.

Today was not filled with highlights.

>Making good progress on my degree
>Google summer of code starts next week
>Traveling soon for research

That's what my summer looks like.

>Start lifting/diet
>Be drunk at party and do impressive handstand on a tire
>End night cuddling pretty girl in kiddy pool full of blankets and pillows
>Get text from her a few days later asking if we can hang out
Every girl I've ever asked out has said no, also never been asked out, pretty excited to fuck this date up since I've never been on one.

>>41587444
Women are finally noticing me. I've infiltrated the normies.

Yo I'm at 17% bf please tell me how easy it will be to get to 10% please tell me it is everything I imagined it to be

I bought a squat rack and weight set for my house. After months of doing my own thing, my wife has decided that it's fun to hang out with me while I lift and wants to lift with me. (she previously thought lifting weights was boring)

She's always been an active person. I'm just happy we're sharing another fun thing.

Am new but finally hit 2 plates on deadlift after 3 months

>>41587540
This made me laugh for some reason, thanks

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>existentialist anxiety went away since gf left me
>lose interest in vidya, invest time in self-improvement instead
>first time I see proper and big gains (gf was snorer so I didn't sleep most nights)
>self-respect is slowly appearing again
>might still make it

Still have a long ways to go, only at 1pl8 on most lifts (except diddly) and still don't have a job (devoting all available time to music/band), but it feels like a huge weight has been lifted out of my heart.
Sometimes, you stay in a relationship for the security and the comfort - but let me tell you; if you can't be on your own, you're not going to be happy with anyone else. Especially not if you force yourself to settle for less than you feel worth.

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>got stood up by date.
>everyones gf's came over to my house(roomates)
>in the bath tub because got kicked out of room
>phones gonna die
>everyones fucking/cuddling rn but me
Well fuck

>>41595688
Why the fuck did you get kicked out of your own fucking room anon?

>>41595653
>ywn have a qt skeltal gf like this

>>41587444
Fuged my gf without condom
Benched 1x3 150kg
Bretty gud

>>41595907
I used to - it's not that hard. In my case, a lot of it was pretending to be less intense as a person (more of a relaxed, 'I'm fine with everything' kind of attitude) and saving all the aggressive stuff for the bedroom.
If you come on like the huge jacked hard motherfucker, it's usually too much for girls like that - at least if you want to gf them.

>>41595870
this
>>41595688
you sound like a little bitch, sort yourself out

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>>41589712

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Tfw saw my upper abdominal muscel the first time today

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>>41597565

>>41597565
That one's even better

>>41590221
>>41592788
http://www.vampire69blog.com/2016/02/whos-that-girl-laynielayne/

>>41597710
amazing thank you

>qt at work shows interest
>I get validation even though I can't do something with it because married

>>41590252
>My ex is in the hospital for cancer, getting chemotherapy. She is very likely to die
I expected more people to call you a dick and shit buy fuck it I got a similar story
-----Didn't realize it back then but I was practically getting bullied
>Enter 7th grade hs
>Teachers assigns seats in all classes, end up in one class sitting in a group of 4 with 3 girls, 2 that I kind of knew from elementary school, one that I didn't know at all, they were all close friends
>I was awkward and ugly back then, and then as a result, shy because not that many friends anyway
>Bitch i didn't know was just rude to me for no reason all the time, visibility showing that in repulsive or disgusting, scowls on her face and shit, if she handed out papers to the class she would give me my paper by holding the corner and stretching over to just get it to me, as if I had some infectious disease
>Other bitches in the class did similar shit
>Probably talked shit about me as a bonding tool to with other women "eww anon is so ugly amirite lololololll"
There are some more subliminal shit like that but that ridiculous as fuck paper story sums it up nicely, still have no idea how it happened to me and how it took me a while to notice I was somehow "that weird guy" probably from cognitive dissonance
Long story short
Bitch got cancer behind her eye the next year and I hope she's dead by now
She came into class with like a BIG ass tumor behind her eye or something, hope the cancer made it through to her blood stream
Fuck that bitch
I'm gonna see if I can find her now if she's dead it anything

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Seeing this girl a couple months after my bad breakup. Went on a third date a couple days ago and since we were close I suggested we swing by my house. My parents were awake and watching TV so it was a little awkward because they weren't really ready for company.

I'd described her as smart but spacey or dingy but they seemed to hit it off with her. My dad spoke to me the next day and told me to see a therapist because he thinks the three year relationship I had with my ex, a very crazy and unhappy person, skewed my view of what is OK or normal. He'd said she wasn't spacey or dingy, just happy and bubbly, felt pretty good. Then I took her home and fucked her. Was pretty nice.

On a separate note, went to the beach with a bunch of longtime friends, including this homey geeky girl who I crushed on for a little bit. Had never seen her that uncoveres before, It is amazing how some women can conceal how large their chest is.

>>41590481
i cycle every day, especially now it's sunny, just being on a nice road bike and pedalling along is pleasure enough but also now it's nice and hot (im in UK) and there's nice parks and things to go to. would totally recommend getting a bike and going for some rides if you have some nice countryside near you.

>>41587444
>born with hypercholesterolemia
>fat fuck parents dont know what to do
>feed me superbad food all my life
>had to start medicating at age 9 against the doctor's wishes because of it
>yearly appointments, every time i watch the doctor plead to my parents to change my diet because i was already showing symptoms of vascular buildup
>if this goes on i'll meet an early grave
>parents stopped taking me to appointments because they were afraid of the truth

>move out at 18
>get fit
>start eating food instead of flavored garbage
>first appointment in three years
>my cholesterol has stabilized and is now as low as a healthy person

i'm not going to die at 25, /fit/
feels good

>accidentally put my schlong in my gf's ass
>she was into it and we carried on

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Felt a little beta looking at the faces of /fit/ and the stories here with everyone doing well but it also motivates me to not be beta and not think negatively and join y'all in loving life. Good vibes all.

>>41593403
I envy you

does she ever let you bust inside at night and just cuddle and sleep without cleaning up?
My old roastie didn't like all the sweat and grime and juices but I want to do it
Fuck if the sheets are dirty or have stains we can still wash it and it's just our pre cum and cum anyway like I just ate your pussy and you sucked my dick but you cant have stains in your bed sheets like wtf

>>41598111
Make sure lots of live next time, ruined a few gfs on anal after going in too dry 1 too many times

>>41598143
basically just agreeing with this guy lol.

>>41598079
F U C K I N G M A K I N G I T

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>>41597565
>>41597681
>mfw I'm in my last 2 weeks of university
>mfw i've squandered my one chance to fuck a qt curly-haired blonde in the library while she pretends to study and acts bored

>>41590481
I've gotten really into bouldering at a local climbing gym. It's a great workout and I always end up meeting people there. Cute girls too. Have a good summer dude.

>>41598079
good work anon, don't let their mistakes be yours

>progressed in bench with which i've been struggling (got an amazing H Y P E to the last set and lifted the weight with ease)
>saw the best ass i have ever seen at the gym
>chatting up a qt in tinder
Life's good brahs

>finally got the courage to wear a tanktop to the gym

>>41598474
You still have time,Op do not give up

>>41587781
I've been thinking about getting into a bricklaying apprenticeship. I'm 18 would you recomend?

>therapy is going well and feeling less suicidal
>met a nice girl online and talk with her all the time
>went back to the gym after months of being out due to sad fuck
>reached my previous pr's and surpassed them within two weeks
>moving in with my Dad near the city who's helping me get /sorted/
Things are looking vertical.

>at hospital working
>Alone so I can finally act like a sick cunt
>patients get happy
>some qt notices and today everyone thinks I'm a sick cunt and not a sad cunt

We all gonna make it

>>41589670
Are you me?? also 18 and get that pay. diabetes factory

>>41593743
you won't fuck it up bro, it sounds like you handled everything at the party pretty well so just keep doing that.

>>41587444

>>My cut is also going well, I miss having well defined abs.

>>Did well last semester and I'm doing well during summer classes.

>>Fucked an 18 year old and she wants to fuck again.

Can't complain, I'm going places.

>>41587444
>Went to the bar last week and made some new female friends, they were trying to set me up with their one friend but now I think one of the original squad likes me instead
>Went out the the club Friday and danced with 3 girls, made out with one but couldn't convert. Other girl was making mad eyes with me and talking to her friends while looking at me, but my friend who hasn't gotten laid in a while tried to steal her and failed.
All in all an above average weekend, going to try and smash the qt in the first group that likes me now. Super good game in person, but text game is shit. Any suggestions?

Am I the only one who thinks this is a good feeling?

>Pick up barbell only to warm up for squat
>Empty barbell feels heavy and awkward to hold
>add increments of 20lbs and warm up
>continue this for a few more sessions
>Now at 315lbs, do 3x6 sets of squats
>Unload all weight and put barbell away
>Barbell feels super light compared to before


I love feeling much stronger after I've warmed up.

>>41600343

I get that feel on bench all the time

>>41593403
I struggle working 12 hour shifts and you are doiing 24. Fucking respect man

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>>41587540
quality post

>>41593546
That image is comfy af. Idk if its because I live in the south where we get maybe 1/8" of snow a year but something about being out in the forrest during a thick overcast day with snow quietly falling while you just sit drinking in your warm cabin cuddled up with your gf is so comf to me. Im sure snow loses its appeal when you actually live in it though lol

>>41587444
I got a fuckin sleep study booked for Tuesday.

I might finally get apnoea diagnosed // treated lads.

>>41587628
/iknowthosemixedfeelsbrah/

>at a party
>girl I kinda like is there too
>we're both drunk I'm also high as shit
>I talk about being high and she finds it hilarious
>grabs me by my shoulder (mirin hard i bet)
>move her closer to me
>she kisses me
>I leave after and don't talk to her since, ignore her when I see her

wat do /fit/

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>get tired of not having girlfriend
>finally say fuck it and get for the next cue grill i see's snap
>we start talking,things seem pretty compatible
>a couple of days pass we start sending each other pics
>5'4 100 38C.jpg
>i'm taking her to the mall tomorrow
>wish me luck boys
this is my first greentext,pls no bully

>>41600736
fuck ,*100lb

>>41587485
The dream

>>41600736
good luck anon. You broke up with your gf first right?

Autistic post coming in:

Anons, how hard is it to pick up a chick at a club, specifically Las Vegas?

I have pretty low self confidence, but lately I've been thinking it's time to stop being a little bitch. I've fucked women, I've had women make the first move and make out with me at clubs/parties, but these are all women who I knew or met just a few hours before (at a friends house pregaming or so)

But I've never pulled a beautiful woman who was a stranger. I think I'm gonna be like fuck it and give it a shot at a club in Vegas.

Anyone have stories? Should I just give up while I'm ahead?

>>41600842
did you even read my post you fucking retard?

>been lifting steadily for two years and some months
>gf has always been a bit against it, since day one, saying I don't need it
>she probably felt insecure about it
>she didn't exercise
>you're always lifting, anon, you don't you have a break sometimes?
>fast forward
>she's keen on exercising
>anon, feel my hamstrings, they're really tighter! (they are)
>my belly is getting leaner and more defined, I'm happy! (it is getting sexier by the day)
>anon, your chest and shoulders make me so wet, they're just perfect
>why do you have such a good ass, anon? All girls keep looking at it when we're strolling outside

Seems I have converted my gf into exercising a bit and become even sexier.
Seems I have made it and she's making it.

Feels good, m8s

>>41600985
Not that anon, but I was going to wish you luck.

But I don't wish luck to cunts. Anon made a mistake you fucking aspie, if you act like that with her you;ll fuck it up within the first half hour.

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>sucessfully got my second license as personal trainer today

it's a side venture of mine and i really hope it works out. one of these days i want a strengthcamp style gym and i'll elliot hulse this shit. minus the breathing into my balls.

>>41600985
not him but for what it's worth, the second sentence of your post is literally incomprehensible gibberish

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>Wife is 6'2"
>She snuck up behind me in the shower
>Puts me in a choke hold with one arm, gives me a reacharound with the other
>mfw

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>>41601644
>Doctor said I don't have worms anymore

I jerked off with my left arm and came.

>>41601736
If you are right handed, I am impressed.

I got over my anxiety of going to the grocery store and bought TP instead of using my hand

>>41593632
good feels all around

>>41598079

Med student here - fucking good on you m8. It's actually so rare for patients to make decent lifestyle choices, it cheers me and most docs I've been with up so much when they see the patient trying and improving. You're gonna make it bro

>>41593781
Soon, Anon, patience is key.

I will see you on the other side.

>>41590481
i second the bouldering dude. Great fun and great workout, v satisfying when you hit that line

I love dancing, it is so much damn fun. You stand out like a sore thumb as a dude and generally you feel pretty awkward but you get over it and it's a great laugh and workout. dat dancer flexibility. It always makes me laugh when the teacher says "be sexy with it" because i generally feel like a block of wood. And the women are generally Grade A

>>41590628
report back dude, any word?

>went to concert last night
>Met a girl
>An hour later went back to her place and fucked the shit out of her

Been like a 2 week dry streak, p satisfying

>>41601906
Try 22 years

>>41601762
>2012+2+3
>not being able to jack off with either hand

>Good feels
>Life has started taking a turn

I have found purpose again, I have woken up from being asleep and secluded. I've slowly been changing my life and I see now that is the key, small steps to get to where you want, if you start with big goals you might give up and not achieve anything. I have woken up and I don't know when or how this started happening

>>41600842
this guy >>41600985 isn't me

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>>41598079
Good job anon.
I have a feeling my health will improve once I move out of my parent's house as well.

>>41601957
Waking up is the best.
Congrats anon, now keep riding that wave, you gonna make it!

>>41599224
as long as the vertical direction is up bro

nice job!

>>41599897
machete don't text

texting is to organise the next time you meet up bro

>>41601029
nice one bro, making it is for all

>>41587444
>exercising more often
>getting compliments from my bros
>loads of gigs coming
>singing in a high level choir and have loads of new, difficult music to learn

I'm excited about the future bros, we're all gonna make it

>>41600736
>this is my first greentext,pls no bully
Welcome, friend

>used to be "professional gamer" fag
>26 yo, never had job, 260 lbs
>liberal pussy
>begin keto, lose 100 lbs
>dont like being skelly
>begin SS, transition to 531
>31 years old now
>have 1000 lb powerlifting total
>just landed insane job at hedge fund
>want to make america great again

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> 2 year a washing machine has been stuck in my house because my dad is too old and I was too weak
> got it out by myself today

>>41602759
>liberal pussy
>want to make america great again
why do you have to go from one political extreme to the other?
you can hate them both, or even just pick and choose parts
you don't need to see them as a binary choice

>>41602820
>why do you have to go from one political extreme to the other?

theres no change, really. liberals all genuinely want to see the world be a better place. i still do, ive simply gained the awareness that i was wrong in every way about how to do that. last reply since this is a feel good thread

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>28 days of nofap
>new found confindence slowly building
>working out regularly
>gain.z

might make it out of my self dug hole :')

>>41593403
HNGH that's hot as fuck

>>41598079
Damn m8, good for you that's awesome, fucking giving me hope.

>>41602820

Stop being a pussy and pick a side. This is war.

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>Manage to lose 120 pounds in 2015
>Everything in life seemingly improving, getting more confidence, getting the education I should have years ago
>2016, fuck up everything and end up putting the weight back on
>Get started on losing it again on the tail end of last month
>Have already lost 12 Pounds

I can try.

>>41587540
Can't make this up

>>41587834
Nice man keep it up

>>41599222
You can earn 160-240 a day in the UK ATM within around 4 years practice which is more than allot of educated trades like architecture, then there's the very big possibility of your own business, there's shortage of bricklayers ATM divided three ways middle age Brits/foreigners/old Brits, so it could go up, in three years I have never been out of work but you can't work in rain or bellow -3 which I like sometimes, the work is back breaking and you will come out tired and sore but it if you like the money and don't mind losing 20kg off your 1rm dead then who cares, builders are mostly cool down to earth people which is a nice change to working with the dregs in most entry level careers

Plus I've saved 25k for a deposit while all the snowflakes are getting themselves into 45 grand of debt,

>>41599273
I work for a hospital

>>41600723
stop ignoring her, you fucking faggot

Climbed a mountain today. Felt pretty good because I've been a lazy sadcunt for like over a year and it was something I wanted to do.

>>41587548
>Cutting and bulking
Only retards do this. You don't gain extra muscle by eating too much food. You just gain fat. Eat at a sustainable surplus and never have to cut again.

>>41591087
Almost same as me bro. 190cm (idk in ft). Was 100kg fatty. Lifted for 4 months, and improved a lot but still 100kg (which means some fat lost accounting for muscle gained). Now been on a cut for 1 month and down to 96.8, planning to keep cutting until august. I presume I will start to look decent shirtless in time for july at least, keep up the journey with me brother.

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Was skinnyfat for most of my life, 21 right now. Something snapped a month or so ago, and I've since lost 10-15 pounds, and my stomach is nearly totally flat now. Back and arm muscles seemed to balloon out of no-where, and I feel insanely good.

The progress is what I love the most. My diet consists of nuts, fruit, vegetables, eggs, and meat. That's it. I feel like a nuclear powerhouse. I have no urge to take 'cheat days'. Haven't had any sweets since I started.

>quit weed and start nofap
>get with 9/10 female
>unable to make penis solid because of 2 week in flatline
>go a bit insane and depressed
>flatline ends
>continue nofap anyway
>stay a bit insane + depressed maybe not going to make it
>9/10 """busy"""
>break nofap last night imagine blasting all over her face
>instantly feel amazing
>sleep super well
>still feel great
>never missed a gym day

I feel like I lost my power and now I've got it back

I think I'm going to make it brahs

I upgrade my phone in October. However, my current one was so fucked that I dipped into my savings, went into an electronics store, and bought one off the shelf.

I don't know what the opposite of buyers remorse is, but whatever it is I'm feeling that.

It's the Huawei P9 Lite by the way. Loving every moment of it.

Shaved my chest yesterday.
I spent a few minutes this morning hardening my usually withdrawn micro nipples. It's subtle, but I've had this odd kind of inner fire inside all day that I feel can be traced back to those little nips.

>>41603967
I am still so fucking mad that Vegeta never had his moment. Got constantly cucked. Fuck this.

>>41590940
pshhh

you never know until you try. go fishing

>>41587444
I grope a female every time I get the chance, mostly at gym, at least a little rub with my hand over her booty.
It gives me a little energy boost to lift better

>>41587444
>got a useless degree a couple years ago
>work at a grocery store
>accepted Friday into an electrical engineering program

finally on track to unfuck my career. feels good man

>>41590693
Happy for you :^)

>>41604980
What degree was it?

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>>41603967
You're an absolute top lad.

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>>41587509

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>>41587444
>at gym doing the usual
>spot some teenagers struggling with a piece of equipment
>help them out
>talk to them about what they're doing, diet, etc.
>one of them had a big surgery and is trying to lose fat (he wasn't a lardass or overweight, just wanted to get down to a certain bf% before bulking) and rebuild muscle
>was on a medication that makes you gain weight
>gained 5 kg over a course of 2 days
>lost it as dose was decreased but he has a shit ton of stretch marks because of it
>tell him he's gonna make it
>looks at me with the happiest gaze I've ever seen
Feels good man

>>41587540
This is nice anon, I'm proud of you

>>41587444
F B Jr MN vghnnnnnn

dubz

>extreme introvert
>social anxiety real heavy
>making gains in the gym, making social gains by going outside more
>at the gym during squat day
>see cute girl doing squats
>actually approach her without spilling spaghetti
>ask if I can use the squat rack when she's done
>"sure, I have two sets left, I'll holler at ya when I'm done"
>"awesome, thanks."
>"no problem!"

I think I'm gonna make it

>>41600913
If that's your thing, shouldn't be too hard. I've been dirty bulking hard here in Vegas and it's always fun flirting with fast food girls.

>>41607273
It's the little things that get you sorted out.

Good job! Keep going!

>>41587444

Added 10 lbs to my OHP tonight. Feeling bretty gud.

>>41600723
why are you ignoring her?

>>41601762
I'm right handed and always jack off with my left hand

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>achieve weight loss goal 3 years ago
>did it via kinda stupid dieting and inconsistent exercise
>end up having to move
>lose motivation
>stress + education shit ends in me gaining most of it back
>found out university fitness center is open over the summer
>nobody's there hogging equipment
>it's already paid for in tuition
Time to get into decent shape for real and start giving a shit.

>>41590481
like another dude said, rock climbing is fun as fuck, a great workout and you'll meet tons of fit chicks
Check it out

>>41590481
kayaking. Kind of expensive to get into but it's worth it imo. I've only been once thanks to a friend loaning me his but I'm hooked. Saving up for my own now. It's a pretty good upper body workout but you can also just chill and drink and have some bantz with your friends you make. Rock climbing is also very interesting to me so probably listen to those other anons first. But keep kayaking in mind.

>>41601900
I did a meet up with her at her work, and she seemed excited to see me. Reminded me that if I wanted a drink, she got me covered.

Talked about checking in later this week the next time she has free morning or a day off. Still working on that.

>>41587845
Lol watched hellboy again yesterday

>>41587444
>22 5'10" 165 @ 9ish% bodyfat
>cutting going well, finally have a six pack
>learned yoga to overcome injuries
>secured a $100k/y finance job when I graduate in a couple of weeks
>play golf, tennis, and squash everyday like it's a country club
>had some of the best sex recently and been doing much better for myself now that I'm /fit/
>have been investing my money and have now saved up $100k
>about to travel to four continents over eight weeks with friends
>regularly go hang out with friends and hit up music festivals, new movies, cultural events, go to bars at night

God damn it I have been working SO hard at everything why am I not happy yet

>>41589490
why the salts?

>>41590725
Agreed. And i still get to kill something.

>>41595653
What instrument do you play and what genre of music.

>>41595688
have a bath anon

>was fat
>went on a cut and lifting
>am now strongfat (10kg to go until my goal)
>went clubbing last friday
>took a break from dancing and went to the clubs' sofa area
>saw a girl lying there, looking kinda sad
>ask her what's up
>she tells me there's this weird guy tailing her and he doesn't let her alone
>guy comes up, I tell him to fuck off and he does
>she wants to go home
>walk her home
>we end up fucking at her place

Life's good boys

>>41589670
Yeah I went on the date and now she's my gf, we're gonna make it guys

>>41590725
>become one with nature
lol I'm sure the fish enjoy it

>After 5 months I finally summoned up the courage to go say hello to the girl I've been crushing on at the gym.
>She said Hi back.

We went on with our routines. I think she is interested, and I am certainty interested in her.

Can you guys help me with some ideas of what to talk with her about next time I see her. Innocuous stuff that builds rapport. I can do this with virtually every other person on the planet; except for those who I am deeply physically attracted to. I just freeze up and go full autismo.

Please help.

>>41608859
Ask her if she's working out

>>41607949
You're too comfy. You need uncertainty or risk.

>>41604602
Hell yeah got it and love it. Idk what's wrong with it because it makes up the battery left but aside from that it's awesome.

Also
>First time squatting 2pl8 for working sets with almost no effort
>2.5pl8 diddly after snaping my shit up with 2pl8 because shit form, also for working sets
>form now is clean on everything, making progress
>feel like a beast, get female attention but too autistic to make a move

In person I have no problem with girls, but I can't get a fucking match on Tinder. How do I step my Tinder game up?

>>41609047
kekked loudly

>>41594110
Are you me?? Congrats bro it's the best feeling

>be me 4 years ago
>fat fuck
>become /fit/, 6 packs and all
>highest average in my major at Ivy League
>get job at top 3 consulting firm
Feels good tbqh lads, still no gf though

>>41587444
>Still work in a farm
>Still Love my job, working with animas and building lots of stuff every week
>Cut started good
>Strength still the same
>Talked to a girl, and i was not dreaming

>>41607949
Degree?

Am looking aesthetic after my cut and have more or less secured my company's infrastructure and foundation to begin making some decent money. I'm happy. Also got hit on by a 10/10 last week. Life is good.

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>>41587444
>shooting basketball on hoop on side of street
>middle aged lady walking by starts talking and finds excuse to touch me
>says im a "big guy"
d-did I make it?

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>>41591087
Keep it up

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>>41587444
>sick upper body day
>feel the gains
>met this girl about a month ago
>7 years older than me but he nice boobs :3
>hanged out with her 3 times now
>really smart
>does marathons
>2 days ago went to spend the day with her ended up with sleeping at her place.

>>41587444
>started dating again recently, relationship went bad but I'm still motivated
>started losing weight because of said relationship, down 18 lbs
>ended up dropping summer classes but boss offered me a research opportunity instead
>been only doing running but went to gym today and actually lifted

I think I'm gonna make it

>>41587444
More like
>reddit presents: humble brag: the thread

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>dump my girlfriend last week
>back to my parents' flat
>there is a running track next to their place
>can jog again
The last weeks of my summer cut are going to be glorious

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>>41587444


>Finally graduate/pass exams for pharmacy technician at age 27
>Company were I was working as a (paid) intern offers me a fulltime-contract today
>Legs are starting to grow while on cut
>(Ex fatty) getting leaner then I've ever been before
>Looking better then ever at 6ft, girls eyeing me everywhere I go (always had the looks never the confidence)
>Broad I was hanging out with and talking to everyday for like 2 months ends up banging some guy at her friends place basically because he was there and attractive
>Liked this girl but give no fucks (this genuiently surprised me)
>Feel great and got money saved to buy my own place especially with the fulltime contract I'm signing on thursday

It's been a long road, I came from a shitty place mentally. Said fuck you to deppression and feeling sorry for yourself. You have to grab yourself by the neck and kick yourself out into the world. I'm saying this as an introverted (but socially adept/aware) past beta.

We all have the potential to make it.

>>41602783
I can respect that shit, anon.

>>41603851
>sustainable surplus
>not bulking
fuck off m8, +200-300 calories is still bulking

I gf'ed the girl that I had a crush on for 18 months fit, and it's 60% thanks to you /fit/
Thank you anons

>>41608275
>Things that never happened: the post

>at skate park
>have 15 years of experience, practice 3 times a week
>I'm 28
>about to hit the 2 story halfpipe
>no one is on it so i have it to myself
>try to grind, it feels like sandpaper and dosn't slide
>use wax on one coping
>hear someone yelling from the other side of the park
>30 year old fat fuck yelling at me that i cant wax anything
>ask him if we works at the park
>he says no
>my response
>"You're a fucking nobody then, fuck off"
>he begins to climb the stairs up to the top where i am
>as he's getting up i tell him
>"If you get up here im going to beat the shit out of you"
>he stops
>tries to talk to me appologetically saying that kids could slip on wax and hurt themselves
>tell him i waxed it because i was alone skating the halfpipe as he could clearly tell.
>he says ok and tries to shake my hand
>look at him and tell him to fuck off
>he leaves

Wish i would have kicked his but he was a pussy.

>>41611924
Just don't forget about us when you're off being an ultra Chad anon...

>>41611978
I have alot of repressed anger and lifting/skating help alot. Before i did either i was addicted to sex and fighting. Last gf left me because we had sex once a day and then would get into fights about stupid shit after. This lasted for 2 years

>>41602759
How did u get the job? Like what experience/education do u need? Gratz on the job

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Just hit atg on there plates for the first time.

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>>41607273
absolute top lad.

>>41612080
Do us a favour.

When you're better, call her up and apologise.
She won't come back to you, but having a clear conscience can do wonders for your self worth and progress.

>>41595653
You have no idea how important proper sleep is to one's general well-being in life.

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>>41601644
That got me thinking about this amazon qt from the gym. I want to fuck her so bad (date too).1 Got herself a 6ft (my height) roiding bf, kinda simpleminded. He's a nice guy though.

>mfw she's eyeing me everytime I workout because I'm just as big but better looking then the roiding bf

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>>41612877
Man I butchered that post.

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>>41612896
Don't sweat it, you did your best anon :)

>>41598699
I'm still waiting for this so bad

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>>41613572
Not really, had a long day.
Nice pic btw, mind if I save it?

>>41609047
i've been here for too long...

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>>41602060
Cheers man

>>41603851
DONT "BULK" JUST "EAT AT A SURPLUS" GUYS THIS ANON HAS CRACKED THE CODE

>went out with qt3.14 crush Saturday
>we have so much in common, it might actually happen bruhhhs
>getting leaner but keeping strength
>put my 2 weeks in at shit job
>have a new career path that I'll actually enjoy

>>41613572
wow fug u

Sometimes good and bad feels are so close together it is crazy.

>was on vacation with a few friends in Berlin partying and having fun
>go to the airport to fly home
>at the airport sit across from this beautiful girl
>catch her looking at me
>a little kid runs around dragging something behind him and plays with it
>we both laugh and look at each other, she looks at me and her smile widens a bit more
>she has a few small tattoos that look great and I usually dont like tattoos but on this girl they were amazing
>think about bringing it up and starting a conversation
>stop myself because I think there is no way she will even be on the same plane and I will never see her again anyway
>move on to get near the boaring area for my plane
>she enters a bit behind me, gets a newspaper comes back and sits next to me to wait for the plane to be boarded
>I think about starting a conversation but as I figure out what I want to say I have to board the plane because my group gets called
>sitting in the plane I pray that she is gonna sit next to me but it doesnt happen
>fast forward till the plane lands
>get out of the plane, get called by my brother to tell him where he has to pick me up and go to wait for my luggage
>forgot that I wanted to wait for her to get her number
>she didnt have luggage
>she left already when I looked at my phone
>I will never see her again
>this was the first time I actually fell in love within seconds
>she was the most beatiful girl in the world for me and she is gone forever
>I am sitting here in the middle of the night and I cant sleep

1/2

I hate my life, why do I always question myself, I knew she liked me. the signs where all there I even knew what I wanted to say but I didnt. Fuck I love this girl with one look into her eyes there was a connection I didnt have with any girl yet. I had breakups that didnt matter this much to me but losing this girl I dont even know the name of fucks me up so hard I cant even understand it. It is like I looked at her and knew she was the one... and I didnt take my chance.

2/2

>>41607223
Who dis

>>41607804
Hup ye boy ye! good man

>>41610345
>not replying with "for you"

>>41611924
damn anon you were a straight up douchebag. you can still make it but you gotta treat people with decency yo

>>41608056
Grindin em heavy ass final sets out. Wanna get that 3-rep 315 soon.

>>41615204
>>41615219
you're a faggot. Remember this regret the next time you hesitate to talk to someone.

>>41615204
>>41615219
these things happen bro, don't beat yourself up too much. Do your best to learn from your mistakes, say "i'll do it next time" rather than "I should have done it then" because you'll never move forward if you keep looking back

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>me
>20
>be in a friends house with a group of friends
>she is female
>actually the entire group but me is female
>me and 4 females
>party is over
>end up making out with the house owner
>we did it before sometimes but i thought it was over
>we are at her bed naked
>i dont have a condom in my wallet because im a virgin and never thought that i could have the chance of having sex
>we dont fug
>she says its ok and next time well get it right
Feels bad but good i guess.

>>41602137
>sing in choir
>loads of compliments from bros

You know ur bros are gay right???

>>41615219
You're more upset over her than normal because the "relationship" is so shallow. All it consists of is her being hot, her smiling at you and you feeling happy. So it's completely flawless. But you don't know the slightest thing about her. You don't know the way she doesn't wipe her butt properly and has skid marks in her underwear, the way she chews with her mouth open, that her favourite tv show is the big bang theory, that she believes that the patriarchy is the number one problem in whatever country you live in etc

You like her because she lacks all the things that make you dislike someone. But it's not real. Trust me, I've been there. You'll get over it in a few days

>>41615557
ya but only one of them. That said i've met loads of gay choir dudes, pretty weird

>>41615557
Not him but for some reason when men compliment me i feel way better than when some bitch says shit.

>>41616099
Probably because most things women say have no meaning

>>41613572
Ugh, kek

>Started getting /fit/ last November to get gud at soccer
>Been struggling for a while but stamina and speed going up
>Scored my first goal of the season yesterday on a free kick
Was a bit of a fluke but still feel good

>>41616925
Great job anon, gotta take the small victories too

>>41616925
Enjoy having bad knees when you are 30.

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Just had a shitty feel
>Be me, semi-autistic manlet living a dormitory
>Try to set up movie night with some "friends"
>Since its summer time the living room is closed and we need to ask maintenance to open it up
>We do so early so we can make sure its opened once we get there
>Once we arrives there are already two guys watch the hockey game (stanley cup)
>We tell them that we wanted to watch a movie there
>"Cmon man its the Stanley cup!"
>"Alright guys, tell you what the other dormitory 50 meters from there also has a TV in the living room and they are watching the game. Since the first period already started we can watch it all together but then once its over you guy could move there during the 20 min break you should be able to make it before the second period starts.
>"(incomprehensive mumbling)"
>"Alright?"
>"Pssh... yeah right"

3-0 pitsburg, end of first period

>"Alright guys, first period its done, lets watch the movie!"
>"Sorry man we are watching game"
>"Dude we had a deal"
>"No, you thought we had a deal"
>"Buddy we specifically asked the maintenance guy to unlock the living room so we could reserve it and watch our movie"
>"Yeah...no theres no such thing as reserving the living room"
>Friend : "Anon lets just go and watch it tomorrow night"
Friends leaves and ask me to follow them
>"Why dont you go join your friends, anon?"
I let out a long sight and leave myself

I know its no big deal and all we could just watch the goddamn movie but holy shit I was all primed up for a fight right there.

Being an autistic beta is suffering

How should one react in this situation? Just shrug it up and leave?

I am mad and clearly overreacting at this point

>>41618089
Stanley cup takes priority of your anime movie faggot

>>41618111
but there was no point in NOT going to the other dorm to watch it with everyone else

>watching anime movies IRL
cmon man im not THAT autistic

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>be me
>white
>at korean uni club night social
>literally 90% of the people there are chinese
>there with my best boy, mixed lad
>have crew of all-asian friends
>many cuties
>we are the only foreigners in the group
>watch other white lone wolves eyeing us, glint of jealousy in their eyes
>tfw made it
>tfw drowning in pussy
>tfw white privilege

>>41618151
It cool bro what were u gonna do fight him in your dorm and get kicked out of school and have to go back to ur parents and work at Walmart?

>>41618089
yah man got to play it cool, they want to be assholes and not let you watch the movie, no big deal. go back and watch it in someones room or go play a board game or some shit. can't let stupid shit stop you from having a good time. alphas adapt and overcome. got to come up with a solid plan B on the fly

>had to move back to my home town (mom's house) because of $
>gf said she'd wait a few months for me to come back so that i'd have a car again, all my tools, etc
>4 days after i leave she's with somebody else
>start gym
>get job making $5.50 more an hour than I was
>connect with old people i kinda knew and they turn out to be cool
>girl i liked in high school goes to my gym

eh, it's looking up. i should have said hi when i saw her today, i'll just wait for next time

>1month clean of weed after smoking daily for a year
>finally starting to feel emotions again
>head starting to clear, have motivation to do shit again
>doing cardio every other day
>%bf dropping fast, starting to see defined jaw and cheekbones for the first time of my life

getting rid of the herbal jew was the best decision of my life

>>41615627
makes sense desu

>>41604502
Total nofap is pointless. Just fap every couple of days or every other day. I know this feel anon.

>>41587444
First day back in the gym after shoulder impingement from improper bench/OHP 4 months ago. It feels good to be lifting again

If you're suffering from the same problem, check this out: http://www.carymed.com/impingement.pdf

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>>41587628
S O R T
O
R
T

thanks /fit/, this thread is truly inspiring.

we're all gonna make it.

>>41604614
All my hairs are becoming ingrown.
I have regrets.

>skelly
>doing SS
>loaded up bar with 150kg / 330lbs for deadlifts
>resting before set
>pt walking around some 2 dudes who are new to the gym
>as he passes the power rack he smacks it with his hand twice and says
>"now this is a real workout"

Th-y-you too

>>41618841
jordan peterson makes my cock hard

>>41597876
Thant kind of negativity and hate isn't gonna get you anywhere in the long term mate. even though she put you through hell back in highschool you should have some empathy

>>41590481
Programming
Reading
Hiking

>>41618205
This, unfortunately
>>41618151
This is why it helps to get on with most people you meet rather than becoming confrontational. Should've watched the rest of the game with them and your friends while drinking and then watched a film afterwards

>>41618321
Good shit anon.

>>41609047
Got that one, spit out my food in the process

>>41597891
That shit is completely ridiculous at times.

>meet ex on fb years ago
>super qt but looks like total sticc mode
>wears nothing but baggy sweaters
>assume completely flat chest
>clothes come off
>near D-cup titties

She had terrible intimacy issues though, so never got to hit it.

>>41619582
He'd sort your innards out desu

>>41615338
Heh, thanks. It'll be interesting for sure.

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>>41587444
I'm in love and she loves me back

>>41608188
Lmao

>>41587444
>Got vacation pay this month
>Basically second month of salary
>Pumped €2000 in my savings account in a month
>Back at lmao1pl8 OHP for reps after 2 months of training after a 5 month standstill

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>>41618089
You should consider suicide you sound like a fucking stupid faggot.

I am a chubby powerlifter with no good facial aesthetics and this weekend a random girl approached me and we fucked.
Idk what happened, danced like a retard with the bros and suddendly she was all over me.

Not really sure if this is a good feel, I don't think so. I litterally didn't do anything other than going along with her advances.

>>41597891
Your dad sounds like a cool, grown up guy that actually cares for you.
Godspeed anon, try having meaningful relationships.

>sitting at pub all night with the lads
>table of girls to our side eventually leaves
>one girl comes back asking me if I saw a bag left behind
>holds on to my bicep while asking

>talking to a qt trap online
>exchange pics
>only compliment I care about is "nice arms"
>turns out he's crazy but what can you expect

Is this making it?

>woke up this morning
>found a baby bird lying on the ground outside
>then I "didn't" choke it to death and watch him die

>>41623121
Edgy

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>>41623121

>>41623184
What makes their suits always look so shit btw?
It's facts it's all in black right?

>>41623208
it fits poorly

>>41622492
I don't think so, anon-san.

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>>41623121

>>41622442
Thanks anon, I appreciate it

>>41587444
Suck my fucking dick and I hope you kill yourself faggot.

>>41598143
>>41598247

No one loves you

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>>41587444
For real dawg. Makin tha money and fuckin dem bitches!

>>41609275
How do you get that when you don't want to give up good comfy job?

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I can't stop laughing at imagining every single one of these posters sitting at home on their computer fat as fuck wishing all of these were true. My girlfriend can't seem to stop laughing either.

>>41587444
>going through life with no friends nor GF
>no job, on neetbux
>the cashier at the supermarket said hello anon how are you today?
>I replied could be worse
today was a good day

>>41625537
>someone took the time to tag all those posts
im not even going to bother finding a smug anime grill reaction image neither

>>41625537
sounds like someone isn't gonna make it

>>41613572
y

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>>41625537
Your post only fuels my succes.

Was 240lbs when I first started coming to this board. 150lbs now. Took a couple years, but it was worth it. Finally entering twink mode. Thank you anons who provided inspiration amidst self-aggrandizing autists.

>>41615488
>>41615496
>>41615627
yeah I am a faggot and I will remember this and regret it for a while. do you guys think there is any chance of meeting her again ? I mean she did fly to the same city as me so maybe she also lives here ? I mean I remember the little tattoos she had so if I see her again I would definitely know it's her but I guess asking around on fb or so is not an option unless I want to come off as a huge creep right ? deep down I still have this feeling like this wasnt the first time I have seen her, maybe I have walked by her on the street before or so because she looked so familiar but I couldnt place it but then again it could just be my imagination.

>>41625537
Oh yeah, buying a phone and not regretting it is definitely a lie

cuck

>>41626219
i mean yeah sure there's a chance but why bother? That other anon already explained the depth of your relationship. I get that you're looking for love in some shape or form, but honestly bro, this isn't where you'll find it. The only place to find it is within yourself.

>>41626759
>>41626219
i am >>41615496 btw

>>41626759
>>41626778
yeah bro you are probably right, I guess it's also the fact that I am still tired from the vacation and the post vacation depression sets in a bit as well. guess I will just go to the gym right now and continue on my way instead of looking back and imagining what couldve been. next time I get an opportunity like that I will take it, until then I will continue to improve myself as I've been doing for years now.

thanks dude, I honestly needed a reality check because I was just sitting here being miserable for no reason even unmotivated to train today.

>>41625537
>my girlfriend
I don't know why I laughed so hard at that

>>41609682
>farm
so this sounds like a dumb question; but how did you get the job working on a farm?

>23 yo
>graduating with a LLB in 2 weeks (law)
>got a job for june (translate a website, 10k words for 800e - feels good man - its basically a 3-4 day gig)
>have gf - will move in with her
>start my masters degree next year - good employment prospects right off the bat
>gains / starting to cut
>getting mired because of gains
>got some cryptocoin gains too
>feels good man

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>>41590481
doing lsd/psilocybin once.

No health effects, no brain damage, no psychological addiction, no physical addiction, carb free. There is a very small risk of psychological damage, but this usually happens because people take crazy doses their first time and they aren't ready for it, equivalent to butt chugging an entire keg of beer the first time you drink.

At least look into it, see what people are saying.

>>41611924
you sound like a douche. I genuinely hope you get shot.

>Gt dumped out of a 5 year relationship two months ago
>She had a ton of sexual hangups, not anyone's fault but made me feel very unattractive
>Started dating new girl yesterday
>Cardiobunny, can't keep her hands off of me, loves my muscles
>Didn't wanna bang on first date (I can respect that, I kinda didn't want to either) but was moaning all over me and telling me I had to stop her because I was too tempting
>Feels fuckin good man

We're all gonna make it anon

>>41629120
when a girl says she has to stop that's the best time to just plow into her bro, no questions asked

>>41613572
kunt

>>41629261
I like her and I'm old school, I did plenty of pump and dump in there last couple months and it feels nice to be with a girl who isn't a complete slut. I'm a 3rd date kinda guy when it comes to actual dating

>>41603851
Lol moron

Been making at least 2k/week lately and lifts keep going up. Working from home, job is pretty awesome. Finally getting 1/2/3/4 for reps, and abs getting more visible.

Still nowhere near able to afford real estate in LA but hope the bubble bursts soon. Other than that, have some fun trips planned this summer. GF is making some ass gains at the gym. Life is going pretty great.

>>41625537
I'm laughing at this projection.

>>41604952
Bro, stop that haha

>>41629446
what do you do? computer stuff?

>>41630237
Well I use a computer. I'm an architect and do 3d design work on the side. Luckily my boss was sick last week and made about $2200 working about 30 hours. Most weeks I work about 55 and make $2k.

>>41587717
Text her and ask her out, you fucking idiot.

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>qt filipino chick shooting my looks
>autistic so haven't made a move yet
>asking her out by the end of the week

t. haven't dated since high school