How do I get a huge hairless bearmode bf?

>>41585003

>hairless
>bearmode

you can't even faggot properly m8

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>>41585031
fpbp

>>41585003
> bearmode
> bear
> hairless

Holy kek anon

>>41585003
Get on the ground
Bend over
Present boipucci
?????
Profit

>>41585031
>>41585062

so what do you call them?

rhino's?

>>41585003
>hairless bearmode
Fuck off you retarded roastie.

>>41585003
>get new gym membership
>night owl
>always in around midnight-1am
>a month in and start recognizing the few night owl regulars
>get done one night
>head into locker room to get ready for work
>bearmode daddy type comes in
>trying not to be too conspicuous copping a few glances
>go shower
>comes in after me
>takes stall right across from me
>scrubbing up
>turn around facing the water trying to get my back
>suddenly feel his hand on mine grabbing the scrubby and the other on my shoulder
>deeo sexy droning voice
>"Let me give you a hand"
>let go
>lathers up my back
>pop a boner so fast and so hard it hurts
>he finishes scrubbing my back
>turns me around
>grabs my dick and gives it a few tugs
>"need a hand with this too?"
>he's staring deep into my eyes with a soul piercing intensity
>nod my head slightly
>drops to his knees and gives me a blowjob
>blow my load right down his throat
>keeps playing with it in the sensitive afterglow for a minute
>stands up
>"You're looking good, good workout today."
>slaps my ass and walks out of the shower

>>41585003
Go to the gim, yell "I'm from /fit/ and willing to bottom for bear" someone will take you roughly from behind after that.

>>41585118
only if you have a large "horn"

>>41586112
That was fucking gay as hell

>>41586112
Gj Im hard again.

>>41586112
Thats fucking hot. Was that a one time thing? How old are you? How much older is he than you?

>>41585118
It clearly a beefcake, you homo

>>41586112
This is why you need shower sandals if you don't want diseases and parasites

>>41586171
Yeah but it was hot

>>41586203
yw

>>41586235
That was the first time almost a year ago. He's given me plenty of blowjobs since then. Sad part is some bearmode guy at the gym gives me more head than my girlfriend. We've become buddies of sorts, going out to the bar and hanging out, hiking, biking, fishing and all that. I'm 34, he's in his late 40s.

I kind of feel bad about the whole thing because I'm kind of a kept boy at this point. He buys me shit all the time and always picks up the tab. The most he'll ever let me pay for no matter how much I insist is the gratuity.

Just bought me a $2500 mountain bike last week.

>>41586263
>shower sandals
pfft, like he lets any of it hit the floor.

All cities must be razed.

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>>41586292

>mfw no muscle daddy who buys me toys and takes my loads

I'm the muscle bear 90% of the time and while I certainly enjoy these college boys , I think I'd like to chill with an older guy on the regular - problem is they are smaller than me 100% of the time

>>41585118
I'll alow it.

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>>41586112
I'm straight but i got a boner after reading
that

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>>41586292
You lucky fucking bastard.

>>41586350
that's how the gays get you
they write a bunch of gay shit with an easily relatable focus on dicks
next thing you know you're guzzling poz loads in a public toilet

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>bench 345
>squat 465
>still no femboy bf
What am I doing wrong?

>>41585003
>>41585031
>>41586112


requesting that webm with a huge-legged bear in leggings/compression pants

>>41586127
But I don't want to bottom, I'm top

>>41586350
if you're anything but grossed out by this I have bad news for you

>>41586350
Boners don't lie anon. Accept who you are.

>>41586673
Why are you either bottom or top? I've often wonderd about it.

>>41586380
I think you have to squat 200kg

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>>41588026
I squat OVER 200kg.

>>41588110
Then maybe they lost him in the mail?

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>>41587880
Preferences, some people like both (versatile).

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>>41588125
It sure seems that way.

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>>41587880
Reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend of a friend I et at a group dinner.

>gay marriage is being decided on in the supreme court
>I'm openly gay but bordering on bearmode. no one just "guesses" that I'm gay
>the general topic of the discussion switches to gay marriage
>friend of a friend taps my arm
>"I dunno, if you ask me having another man's dick in your ass just isn't right."
>laugh because he doesn't know
>"Tell me about it."
>"It's wrong, it's not natural. What kind of man would ever let himself get fucked."
>"I dunno, I can't imagine what's going through their heads."
>"fuckin-ay-right man."
>"All I know is I'd never let a nother man fuck me in the ass"
>holds out his fist for a fist bump
>bump fists and take a swig of beer
>observe he's taking a huge couple of 'manly-man swigs'
>"But my boyfriend loves taking my cock so I don't complain."
>his face when

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>>41588300
Probably doesn't help that i'm socially retarded and never talk to anyone in the gym.

>>41586112

I hate it when daddy types suck your dick or even touch it. Like. Bend ME down and make me suck your dick. Don't fucking touch mine you fag.

>>41585003
if you want a ''hairless'' bearmode guy you don't fucking deserve it

>>41588596
>full submissive twinks who might as well be a flat woman

nope

>>41588302
>haha, i'm gay and since you're a normal person, that is a shocker, lololol.
who the fuck, let you off your tumblr page, cunt ?

>>41588800
;^)

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>>41588730
>he doesn't want a qt twink to dominate

>>41588302
This is why you don't have friends, you overdramatic fucking faggot. You misled people passive and proactively and then tried to push the blame on them. Imagine if you were ranting about niggers all night and then went "but I don't care, cuz I love my black wife." You're a fucking asshole.