/fit/ Strippers

does cam whoring count ?

>How long into working out before you become a stripper
im a fat neet, so nothing beyond occasional pushups

>How much do you make a year?
i do it for free, sometimes i get to see the poosy too

>What do you want to be?
i want to die

I am also interested in this. I feel like it would be a good way to get mad amounts of pussy.

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i would also like to do this

i just watched magic mike...

>>41580993

One of my very best friends was a stripper for a long time, I should be able to answer all these for you.

>How long into working out before you become a stripper

He's black with black genetics so he just works out once and he's ripped

>How much do you make a year?
He worked a few nights a week and would make about $200 or more per dance/routine whatever


>What do you want to be?
He works on oilfield sites now.


Just a note he was also a trained dancer and dance instructor. I went and watched once and the guys that couldnt dance looked fuckin ridiculous. Worry more about dancing than your physique desu.

I feel like this would be a good job for a lot of you.

There are certain things men shouldn't do and this is one of them

Unless you are homosexual, male sexuality is not geared towards dancing suggestively in a g-string

I wish

my gay ass town doesn't have any male strip clubs

>>41580993
This board would prolly do fine on some gay cam site.

I'm a Kinsey 2 and ive considered just jacking off one those sites for cash but I don't have a webcam. I'm sure tho those queers would still pay top dollar for a for motherfucker to awkwardly dance for them in a private show. The awkwardness would prolly be funnier/cuter to some of them anyway.

>>41582637
phrasing

>>41582181

Men performing in thongs and g-strings are a dime a dozen. The gay clientele much prefer a hot shreaded hunk dancing totally naked with a hard dick! Most women get grossed out by seeing a penis on stage.

>>41582102
The vast majority of us are exceedingly awkward, ugly, or have conpletely unpalatable personalities. Patrons especially if women want to see beautiful men. This for sure excludes me.

Don't try to get our hopes up. It kinda hurts.