Words that trigger /fit/. >just be yourself anon

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>>41568517
cheat meal

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>>41568517
>toning

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>that guy who ______

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>You're a attractive, fun guy Anon, you shouldn't have a problem getting a girlfriend!

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>>41569203
I didn't come to hear this again.

>>41569203
>So where's your girlfriend son? You must be killig it with the ladies with those new muscles of yours.

Approaching 21 and I still haven't been on a date. Hang out with guy friends a lot. Parents probably think I'm gay.

>>41569203
Please anon, no

>>41569203
:(

>"I'm in cross fit, gotta make them gains"
>loads on bumper plates

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>>41568517


>Spot reducing

>>41569234
At least you have friends.

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>high metabolism

>have confidence

I didn't read the sticky

>and I never will

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>Be yourself

>>41568517
> fat and fit

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>cut carbs not calories

>>41568517
>I don't want to accidentally get too bulky

>>41568517
Healthy At Every Size

>just go and say hi!

Pay my healthcare

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>Anon, what's the best food to eat if I'm trying to lose weight?

Dick size matter. A lot.

>>41569203
I actually get that sometimes. When I'm with a girl, they will ask about my girlfriend?

What do I do here? Is it just a hint to back off or do I just autistically say "I don't have a girlfriend..."

>>41571216
>Is it just a hint to back off

It's the exact opposite. They're trying to see if you're available.

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Face matters more than muscle

>>41568517
>when are you going to bring a nice girl around? I need grandbabies, anon.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41571233
Don't do this to me

>>41568517
>GFs are not gains goblins

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>Don't worry anon, the right girl will come sooner or later.

REEEEEEEEE when and where will she come.

>>41571294
Nothing comes to you for free.
Go get her.

>>41570964
Pls no

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>Get on a diet??? Nah man I'll just keep eating "healthy"

Then dont ask for my opinion you stupid fuckhead, even when you have seen my photos from 3 years before when I was a fat fuck like you and Im the living proof that calories in/out work perfectly, get the fuck out with your stupid soccer mom 3day diets and stop wasting my fucking time REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>41571294
About 5 minutes ago, on my dick.

Give it a year or two though, I'll probably be done with her by then

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don't worry anon you will find the right girl eventually, you are still young

>>41573593
your crush is currently having her cunt destroyed by some Chad or some Alfalfa from her workplace

Maybe you'll get to lick the semen out of her pussy when they're done

>>41573598
I honestly think the only people who use the word chad are really nerdy guys or guys who are nerds at heart but physically built themselves

>>41569203
DELETE THIS

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I did well today, I deserve a treat!

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>anon how do I tone? I don't want to get big like a body builder

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>>41573667
>260 cals/serving

that's not too awful if you think about it

that said most people inhale a pint or half a pint at a time, so that's 1040 or 520 cals respectively.

which is a lot.

>>41573642
no fuck you and your opinion

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>>41569203
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


IF I HAD A GF FOR EVERYTIME I HEAR THAT I WOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE ALLAH JEALOUS OF MY HAREMS

>>41573688
theres an alternative ice cream out there that is like 350 for the entire pint

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>>41573688
You know damn well the kind of person that buys a pint of ice cream on a regular basis has never saved any of it.

>>41573707
literally 1/4 the calories

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>>41569203
fuck me man fuck HOW MANY TIMES THIS FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME FUCK

>>41569203
What is this from?
Please! I want to feel something.

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>>41569234
I'm 25 and I've never even kissed a girl or been on a date. But at least I can do 3/4/5 for reps, so yay.

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>>41569203

>>41569569
Everybody has friends, anon

>>41575316
Deadman wonderland I think

>>41575331
Many thanks, senpai!!!

>>41569203
tfw you get friend zoned

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>>41568517
>show us your abs.

>>41573642
some people are actually named chad you know

>>41573688
>eating more than 1/4 cup in one sitting
I wonder what it's like to be a fatty

>>41569667

me too.

but then again when I first came here I could just smell the DYEL right away.
/fit/ compose 90% of them anyways and they talk broscience or baby tier knowledge 99% of the time

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She loves him more than she ever loved you.

>>41568517
You Waifu is not, and never will be real.

>>41568517
>I don't have time to eat more healthy

>>41573712
does it taste like shit?

>>41575352
stay away from the anime for your own good, manga is great tho

>>41576934
You take that back right now.

>>41576801
the chad meme is funny to me b/c the only chad i've ever known was a manlet dyel beta

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>>41576894

>>41575329
No.

>>41576952
It tastes like real ice cream. It's fucking delicious, expensive as dicks though. Like 5 bucks a pint.

>>41576944
Hate it when people make excuses for not eating healthy

No lardboy, you just don't want to put in the fucking effort

>>41576952
>>41579346
Can confirm, fucking delicious. Peanut butter cup is best, even though it contains no actual peanut butter cups (pretty sure it's just chocolate ice cream with a peanut butter ribbon)

>>41571216
when they do this be as vague as possible.
imply that you have a casual thing going with several different girls, with no potential for a serious relationship.
her panties will get so fucking wet.

>>41568517
>Femanon here

>>41570910
jesus christ this

>>41576944
This and
>eating healthy is too expensive

I lived off of rice and chicken through my college years, guarantee it costs less than all the garbage fast food. you stuff yourself with every day.

"did you just call me fat? "

I hate it when people say that to me

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>>41569203
Get OUT Chad NOW

W A T E R
F
A
S
T

>>41569234
Tinder is a start fool

>>41571233
>autist in my class has the same face
I can't not see it as him now

>>41569234
Are you me? Same age same situation.

>"You're so quiet anon."

>>41579346
>paying more money for fewer calories

El oh el

>Eat these 5 foods to burn belly fat
>Crunches give you abs
>Running burns fat around your legs
>muh genetics

One quite personal to me
>Just eat more, skelly

>>41568517
>post body pic with timestamp
thanks for playing

>you broke up with her too?
>don't you want to settle down?

God forbid I try to find the right girl for me.

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>>41583646
>tfw resting bitch face and quiet.
I literally don't know how to smile.

>>41569203
lol mom, I'm gay.

>>41576952
As people have already mentioned it is delecious. The one thing of note is it's not as dense and creamy as regular ice cream. It has kind of a fluffy, llight, airiness to it, but I've been eating it for so long I actually prefer the texture of halo top now.

>>41568517
>You can be healthy at any size!

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>>41576894
>she loves him because he treats her like shit

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>>41583646

GOD DAMMIT

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY

IF I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY YOU'D HEAR IT

FUCK

>>41583769
protip: If you let it thaw for like 20 minutes before eating and then eat it slowly from the outside in it gets the same texture as soft serve.

>>41580694
stop trying to subtly call people fat, believe it or not it hurts your chances with most skinny girls