This is my dad. How do I save him?

hello jack

>>41566425
You can't

the salmonella has already got to him

Suck him off and let him fuck you so fucking hard he will lose like 2000calories in the process

Daily

>>41566425
>Go to a gay bar
>Raw dog every dude you can
>Get AIDS
>Start sharing a needle with your dad
>He gets AIDS
>He gets skinny
>OP dies an AIDS faggot
>We all win

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>It's another Ja/ck/ thread
wala!

>>41566425
Now there's a man who looks like he appreciates acquiring geld.

Here's a candid pic of me and my mom. As you can see I've inherited my weight.

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>>41566462
Forgot pic

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>>41566444


He is very pro israel and wants Palestine napalmed off the map(his words, the video of him saying it is gone now though :( ). But he is actually italian. As for jack I advise a aunt myrna party cheese salad diet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
Post your favorite jack cutting recipes.

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>>41566545
For me, it is chicken. The best low calorie protein.

Take him to the woods to pet the rabbits.

Fuck your mom and say if you were got you could of stop me

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>>41566425
Jaaack?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5T5sw0238

>>41566607
Fit* fuck phone posting

>>41566647

you just know

>>41566462
>>41566477
You mean you inherited their dietary knowledge and habits.

.t exfatty

Start familiarising yourself with healthy food, calories, carbs, fats and protein. Then try to get a grasp of your bmr, start lifting (trust me you want to fill up your loose skin) and feel good.

>>41566763
You're dumb, man. That's not how this works.

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>>41567591
Yeah, it's not like I did the same.
I even looked like you for fuck sake.

Get going, start living, you'll thank yourself later.

>>41566442
dont eat rare chicken dude

>>41567622
>it worked for me, it'll work for everyone!
Just be yourself bro.

>>41566763
>>41567622
imagine being this much of a newfag kek

>>41566425
Too late. He's gonna die from obesity. Murricuh fuck yeah!

>>41567820
Weakling

>>41567868
What, it's bait? Well I sure feel stupid now.

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>>41566425
There's a part of me that thinks this could actually be him asking for help

>>41568052

Jack jr. is aware of how shitty his dad is.
He admitted his dad doesn't cook off-camera(and it shows).
He's mean to him and enforced bad eating habits into his life. What if he really just came to us for help?

>>41566477
is his son for reference.

>>41567999
>it's bait?
Did you even read the thread? It's Jack Scalfani, professional troll being posted

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You gotta venerate your father, Sunshine.

>>41566425
Aggresively knock bad, sugary drinks out of his hand whenever you see them

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>>41566566
There is a reason knifes don't have holes in the side of them like that. Look at that mess he is making! FEH!

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>>41566425