Learn to cook

>>41561898
Put eggs in water or pan.
Put chicken + fish on grill
Put oatmeal + broccoli in microwave

All you need to know. If you want to get fancy n shit sprinkle some pre shredded low fat/salt cheese on your creations.

>>41561923
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK.

>>41561958
Technically speaking he does, just because you don't like what he cooks doesn't make it any less the act of cooking.

What's the term for someone bad at cooking?

Cooklet?

>>41561898
how do i learn to cook
i come from a house hold where my mother bought candy and junk food everytime at the store and never cooked a healthy meal

>>41562041
In 2017?
Female

>>41562048
YouTube.

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>>41562055
You motherfucker

>>41562055
Lol, senpai.

Can cook 2 minute noodles in like a minute 48

>>41562238
Baller right here lads, take note

>>41562055
Top fucking kek

>>41562238
>>41562055
Pretty good desu

>>41562055
kek

>>41561923
>still believing the low fat/low salt memes

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>>41562055
Ayy.
It's funny because it's true.

>>41561898
Does this actually work? Or is this a troll to get me to destroy my toaster?

>>41562487
what do you think shithead

>>41562489
Yeah, it seems like it'd be hard to get the pasta out without using a fork

>>41562506
You just flip the toaster upside down. Just clean out the toast crumbs before you start

>>41562513
Didn't think off that. That way I can avoid doing something stupid. I'll try because I'm sick of microwaving pasta

>>41562531
dont throw the water in you'll be electrocuted

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>>41562055

>>41562048
watch Good Eats
buy The Joy of Cooking
google recipes

>>41562048
Youtube. Gordon Ramsay has plenty of beginner tutorials and easy dishes to try. Marco Pierre White (guy who taught Ramsay) has some great videos as well if you ignore the knorr shilling.

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>>41562055

>>41561898
Daily reminder if you're not puréeing those yucky vegetables into gravy you're making life needlessly worse

I know how. I don't do it though because I don't deserve to eat well and no one to cook for. I usually just heat some oats, boil a few eggs and have a banana or orange for every meal.

>>41562531
Just use a pan of water you fucking spasticated wank brain.

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>>41562055

>>41563285
Sounds lovely mate.

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>>41562048

>>41562055
noice

>>41563485
Innit

>>41562055
damn son