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>ctrl-Q
>No FPH/FPS
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>>41554478
Hermanitis -- nobody is safe
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Can I just bitch about a "friend"? (He's my partners friend so we have to hang out sometimes)

>early twenties fatty fat fat fat
>has a baby
>his house is hoarder teir levels of mess
>the baby is so full of energy and has nowhere to play so he runs round and round in a tiny circle in the only space of floor not covered in shit (about 2 foot worth of space)
>baby possibly has rickets because he's never taken outside (although I can't be sure, he has those fucked up legs, pic related) but I can't say anything for fear I will unleash a torrent of shit
>he keeps no toilet roll in his bathroom and is clearly wiping his ass on the toilet seat
>too lazy to go upstairs to pee so he opens the back door and pisses outside the kitchen window
>never washes, never seen him even wash his hands after his back yard pisses. When he bends over it smells like a sewer, the mess in his bathroom means the bath tub can't be used anyway.
>his friends bring febreeze to his house to spray themselves before they go, he still doesn't get that it's a sign to maybe tidy his house.
>his Christmas tree is still up and the babies presents have not even been opened.
>I once saw him inhale a portion of baby potatoes from a takeout in like 10-15 secs so he wouldn't have to share

I literally get nauseous every time I'm at his house. I don't know how I've managed to contain the rage so long.
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>>41554536
If what you say is true either call CPS or set fire to the house and let them burn.
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>>41554478
At first I thought this was a less fat girl on top of an even fatter girl.
The human body is amazingly resilient.
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>>41554562
Last time cps (or whatever the equivalent here is called, I forget) was called they tidied shit up. The only time that house has ever been tidy. And that was the end of that.
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>>41554536
So fucking call them again. And keep calling until they get their shit together. Those tips are anonymous. Fuck the fatty, do it for the baby. Baby shouldn't have to live in squalor with such shit parents. Either they fix themselves, or he gets adopted. It would be better for him to be out of that house, honestly.

>t. father of two
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>>41553897
>ctrl-q
eh?
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>>41554641
I didn't call them the first time. I don't want to be the reason the baby is taken away from his mother.
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>>41554667
Then post their address. I'll fucking call them. That kid is 100x better off not being with his mother and being in a house where the family actually cares for him and cleans the house more than once a year and takes him outside.

My wife takes my kids to the park, or to play out front, or two swim in our back yard, or to indoor playplaces EVERY DAY. Every fucking day. As a result, my 6 year old is fit as fuck. He even works out with me on Saturdays (I lift in the evenings after kids go to bed except on Saturday) with 5lb dumbells. They love life and don't even know what a video game is. Barely watch any TV too, they'd rather be outside.

Fuck that fatty, and fuck you for not having the balls to help that kid.
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What happened to her?
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>>41554731
What god awful fatty hugbox did this come from?
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>>41554744
Probably a heart attack
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>>41554667
Fuck you. Its not about you. Its about this fuckin baby and his future.

Besides they wont take baby away. They will schedule regular checkups. Assign somebody to monitor them and then if everything fail take the baby.
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>>41554741
Mate I just wanted to rant. I don't wanna send any harassment their way. They will continue to get away with it if the authorities get involved or not.
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>>41554812
>that shit mindset

You are completely implicit in the abuse and harm of that child if you will sit on your ass being a scared whiny beta bitch
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>>41554572
I thought she was on a bean bag
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>>41554665
Greedy cunt is blocking every food tray.
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>>41554812
>theses people are allowed to leave their child in disgusting conditions, and let him grow up fucked up just please dont save their kid
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>>41554536

Shit like this makes me mad and I'm not even a parent. It's one thing to fuck with your own health, but you have an obligation to care for your child if you're in their life.
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>>41554536
I would just refuse to ever go there.

Sounds awful.
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>>41554586
I feel you, one time I had a neighbor that were horders and had multiple families living in that house (they actually rented spaces instead of rooms). One time fire department was called becuase one kid had a heat stroke inside that place and did CPS come and take the kids away? Nope, it took the landlord to kick them out for good. One time I seen them make their own raisins becuase on top of being hoarders they were cheap as fuck. They even drove around tp pick up junk to resell them at the yards sales. Had even three cars full of shit
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>>41554665
If she is so fit I want to see her run a damn 5k without stopping
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>>41554731
"...choke on my carrot!" is honestly the best part. Way to stay in character fatty.
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>>41554509
She's probably eating the girl scouts themselves.
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>>41554835
>tfw sub 20%bf, gym 4 days a week and can't sit on their chairs :(
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>>41554963
Based Aunt Lily holding no punches
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>>41554953
I was thinking the same thing.

Either they are buying shit chairs or they are setting the weight limit low just to be safe.
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Can any Brit tell me if there is some change in the behavior towards muslims after the terror attack?
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>>41554744
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4357270/Whitney-Thore-learns-s-dating-COUSIN.html

also she thought she was pregnant but it turns out she just had cysts, lol
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>>41554812
Pretty sure it's illegal to knowingly let a child be abused.
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>>41554993
I thought she was a lesbian now?
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>>41554812
you're exactly the kind of don't-cause-a-fuss cowardly prick that has let this country turn to shit, fucking gas yourself
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>>41554478
She looks like that pig with the huge ballsack and turd sliding down it.
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>>41554536
Refuse to go there and keep reporting them to the CPS, tell your bloody girlfriend he is abusing that child and it should be taken away.

Grow a fucking backbone anon, a baby is in danger and you are sitting here on 4chan like a cunt.
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>>41554835
i'm almost unable to sit on one of those chairs
6'6 240lbs 15-18%bf
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>>41554812
You're such a cowardly little bitch, holy fuck.
>I'm just going to let an infant suffer in conditions that will probably hugely damage it for its entire life because I don't want to "be the reason" the child is saved from its subhuman mother and father
Fuck you
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>>41554994
>>41555001
The authorities have already been involved and decided nothing was wrong. What use is there in pursuing it further?

I used to think it was just cuz he's a gypsy but I know so many gypsies who are wonderful parents with clean houses. It makes me think of that cris rock joke about niggers and black people. There are gypsies and there are pikeys.
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>>41555015
Actually adding to post here you fucking worm to help you along, you will get locked up with those parents along with your girlfriend when they find out you knew he was going through that abuse and did nothing so theres a little motivation for you cunt
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>>41555038
i hope you realise how disgusting you are
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>>41554812
Lazy, degenerate, europoor - the post
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>>41555038
Of course they are going to say that if they have only visited once or twice you fucking retard, seriously you keep on doing it until that child is safe, fucking hell you are such a fucking coward anon
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>>41555022
that's an accomplishment then lmao
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>>41555068
>>41555062
>>41555050
>>41555047
Have any of you ever had to report a friend to the authorities? It's not as easy as you think.
Plus being a tout is dangerous here. His family are GYPSIES.
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>>41555038
If you want to help that child, next time you go round there you take pictures of the child and the house in shit, you timestamp that and record videos of the place then you send it to CPS anonymously, what is wrong with doing that since you have such a lack of backbone you allow your girlfriend to continue being friends with a child abuser.
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>>41555096
I doubt they would know it was you.

But dude you're not going to find anyone on your side in this thread. Leave it, it'll archive by tomorrow night and pretend you never saw it because you aren't helping yourself.

And get that kid help.
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>>41555038
God you are cowardly little worm. I sincerely hope you are enriched by some muzzies you fucking trash
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>>41555096
Cunt if it was my own mother doing that shit I'd report her arse let alone a "friend", the fuck is wrong with you anon? So fucking what if they are gypsies? You that scared of a bunch of retards?
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>>41554990
Absolutely not, everyone speaking out on facebook or on twitter is being called a massive racist.

By the time people wake up, it'll be too late.
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>>41554478
What is This? Does her gut hang below her knees when she occasionally stands up?
> gross yet fascinating
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>>41554833
> being this degenerate
Sad thing about fat people is that they waste so much potential, that micropenis could be the thing to make him a famous pornstar but it's buried under all that fat :(
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/erinlarosa/27-reasons-why-you-shouldnt-workout-today
Wtf..
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>>41555297
>>>>>>>>buzzfeed
kys
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>>41555348
I've been tinder matching with some fatties with alright faces, one with blue eyes. I'm a sucker for blue eyes.

But even as someone who is a total loser with women and hasn't been laid for four years I can't bring myself to go out with a fat woman. I just think I will always think down on myself for banging a fatty.
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>>41555388
>ugly as fuck
>hasn't had sex in four years
>still won't date women who aren't 10/10

This is how I imagine all of you misogynists. You are shitposting about how cold and dumb women are, how lonely you are and yet you are refusing to date someone who isn't your perfect little Taylor Swift.

Fuck off.
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>>41555280
That. Is. Disgusting. Imagine being this okay with being a lardass and having someone confuse your fat rolls for a pussy.
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>>41555432
Yeah that isn't what he said at all, he just said he doesn't want to date a fat fuck. Learn 2 read retardo
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>>41554997
It didn't take.
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>>41555471
What is she now? A lesbian? Straight?
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>>41555432
I don't care about 10/10

Average with a fun personality is all I want.

But I don't think I could respect myself if I settled for a fatty.
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>>41555500
>Average with a fun personality is all I want.
You must be ugly and/or boring as fuck to not be able to meet someone like this in over FOUR years.

Settle down for a fatty, your 2/10 body won't give you anything better.
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>>41555432
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>>41554536
dump your girlfriend for associating with them and kill yourself for denying a child help. Seriously, go hang yourself since you think your reputation is more important than a child's life. At least when you're dead you don't have to cover your ass.
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>>41554581
Why she mad tho
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>>41555510
>fat people are angry cunts

Big surprise
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>>41555252

Fuck that degenerate whore, holy shit.
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>>41555432
confirmed fat as hell
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Imagine being so fucked in your brain to come up with this shit.
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>>41555523
>You must be ugly and/or boring as fuck

Probably. But I'm not a cunt insulting a stranger for not sleeping with other strangers that no body in the situation even knows.
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>>41555555
nice digits
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>>41555555
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>>41555510
>when people don't understand bulking
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>>41555575
The fuck did I just read?
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>work with fat guy as a security guard
>diabetes type of fat
>always drinking dew, popping pain pills, and eating burritos
>have a 3 mile patrol we need to walk 3 times a shift
>he's too fat to do them, so I have to take all the patrols
>he always tells me about his glory days of delivering pizza
>would tell me about all the young hot sexy teenage parties he'd get to deliver to
>tell me how the underage girls would invite him in and get free pizza out of him
>nickname him PizzaFucker
>it kind of sticks
>he deletes me off friendbook
>it's been years
>look him up on friendbook again randomly
>turns out he died the other year
>read the obituary
complications with diabetes
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>>41555555
Great, rest of the thread will be check it jokes
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>>41555134
>What's that Murray?
>Cream. Double Cream.

How fucking moronic are these people?

How much money are they spending if they're having double cream on cereal instead of milk every fucking day?
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>>41555589
found a fatty
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>>41555486
>300lbs
>6 minute mile

This bitch couldn't walk a 60 minute mile. Can we report her for child abuse? What the actual fuck.
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>>41555595
You are just jealous.
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>>41555555
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>>41555620
>fatties actually think that anybody envies pressed minced chicken bits

What must the world look like to these people? It's gotta be dream like.
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>>41555600
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>>41554767
www.shakesville.com, it's a bit like tumblr.
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>>41555577
You are a cunt who insults strangers just for being a little bit overweight. Everybody can lose weight but won't lose your shitty personality.
You won't have sex in ten years, I guarantee you that.
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>>41555605
>missing the joke
found a struggling fatty
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>>41554667
If something happens to that child and you did nothing to stop it, you will be morally culpable.
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>>41555646
You're a fat cunt lmao

>"I don't want to date fat women because fat people are disgusting"
>you start sperging out like an actual mongoloid

Kill yourself. By which I mean, continue eating those donuts you literal ball of lard.
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>>41555297
>https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/erinlarosa/27-reasons-why-you-shouldnt-workout-today
nice link
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>>41555620
I was like 9 years old that I realized all McDonald's chicken nuggets were the exact same shape, and thus could not be "real" chicken, and are probably not good for you. How deluded is this bitch?
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>>41555671
Enjoy jerking it to hentai for the rest of your miserable life, bitch boy.
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>>41555020
This is my true fear. A friend of mine, who I've known for 3 years recently got married. When I first meet her in college she was this cute short, petite girl with blond hair and blue eyes. She was so hot and had these little boobs with an amazing ass. I've known her for years and she has looked the same since I've known her. We worked in the same lab and we've worked together since then, which has allowed to me to get with a few of her friends but we never dated because I don't date lab/work friends. 4 months ago she got married.

I saw her this morning and she is still short but soooo fat. I haven't seen her since the wedding but what the hell! I work out 6 days a week just so that I can find and marry someone who wants to keep it looking good in the bedroom.

Anyone who gets married, man or woman, then gains a ton of weight is an absolute liar. It's honestly something that bugs me whenever I start dating anyone seriously.
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>>41555634
Based blogger.
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>>41555020
>when feminists become actual rapists
What happened to enthusiastic, explicit consent?
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>>41555724
You cannot rape men. It's literally impossible. If he gets hard even if by voluntarily taking those meds, you cannot rape him.
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>>41555724

Consent is clearly only important when it's the woman giving it. Poor man.
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>>41554929
That's some hardcore cognitive dissonance
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>>41555020
>>41555706
I got married 6 years ago and my wife still looks basically the same as when we met...maybe even better. This is despite us having 2 kids together too.

It all depends on the girl. My wife and I were very up front even while dating that we were turned off by fat people. We both have identical views on being fat and lazy and pretty much promised to let each other know point blank if the other was getting too fat.

As a result, we've been dedicated gym-goers for like 8 years solid (she did take a break from the gym during pregnancies) and we eat really healthy. She got so self-conscious about her weight after the second pregnancy that she's even slimmer now than when I met her.

Bottom line is that you need to have a very blunt conversation with a significant other about weight issues BEFORE getting married. I honestly wouldn't have even bothered with her if she told me she didn't care about weight and being fit. That'd be a huge red flag.
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>>41555646
They aren't a little overweight they are fat. And I think you are too.

I guarantee that anyone that does stoop to your level to sleep with you will spend the next day at home reevaluating their life choices in between showers to try and rid themselves of your stink.

Meanwhile you feel free to post about it on your body positive blog while you dunk another oreo into your chocolate milk (#homemadedoublestuffs #teehee) about how you tricked another poor drunk guy into coming back to your place just so your could direct him past the micro climates in your folds to find the only think of value on your body.

Go ahead and have some ice cream too. You must still be hot right? I mean someone fucked you, that means you have value doesn't it?

Eat it up sugar tits.
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>>41555309
>17393 steps
>52 calories burned
What kind of efficiency rating would this be?
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>>41555739
I laughed way harder than I should have. I guess this is my kind of humor.
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>>41555015
Thats why this story is obv fake.
No one is that spineless.
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>>41555755
>Meanwhile you feel free to post about it on your body positive blog while you dunk another oreo into your chocolate milk (#homemadedoublestuffs #teehee) about how you tricked another poor drunk guy into coming back to your place just so your could direct him past the micro climates in your folds to find the only think of value on your body.
>the micro climates in your folds
Dude, I just ate lunch and started taking fish oil supplements

Not ready to stomach thoughts of fat losers culturing mold in their loins

>>41555646
You should run until you vomit every day for a year
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>>41555388
Do it anon, a chubby-chaser phase is something damn near all lads go through at some point in life.
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>>41555620
>Get in elevator after workout with friend
>See fat woman eating chicken nuggets
>Start thinking about how sad it is that she's eating herself to death
>She starts licking her fingers and grinning at us
>Realize that this beanbag actually thinks we're jealous of her
>Start to think about how sad it is that she's storing her depression in her gut
>Start to think about how sad it is that society has created people who are actually addicted to food
>Frown and look away
>Elevator finally reaches the beanbag's floor
>She starts to get out
>Gets stuck
>"You need to drop the nuggets so that we can push you through!"
She died. ;-;
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>>41555403
Why can't she just be happy for her cousin. This is the real reason why I hate fat people. They are gluttonous and selfish. They refuse to just be happy for other people. When my brother is praised for being smart, my family isn't trying to say I'm a dumbass. They are saying he is smart.
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>>41555880
FEED ME
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>>41555923
DOES IT HAVE TO BE HUMAN?
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>>41555403
If these people feel bad about their size then why are they HAES.
Classic coping mechansim
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>>41554929
"Oh honey"...

I hate this garbage. They know everything. Everyone around them is just a mouth breathing Neanderthal who is lucky to be in their presence. Yet they're still Obese and miserable.
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>>41556076
skinnyfags btfo

goddesses like myself live exciting meaningful lives, making the most of our disability government payouts while making the world change to better suit our ever evolving bodies
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>>41556076
Figures that the one person I know who goes to Disney every year weighs over 300lbs.
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>>41555878
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>>41555555
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>>41555815

You'd be surprised.
>/r9k/
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>>41555432
>Taylor Swift as ideal woman
>reddit spacing
kys
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>>41554990

SOME normies are waking up slightly. It's a slow and gradual process.

We just found out that the killers family were planning other attacks are it's probably a whole network of them.

But the number of fucking white traitors who want us all dead is gobsmacking to me
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>>41555555
Kek
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>>41555020

> I just can't help but feel like I am the one who should change?

You ARE the one who changed you dumb bitch and now you are demanding your partner change instead of you changing back to what you both agreed upon!
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>>41555739
Why do I always find these things so damn funny. I think half the humor is how well it's written.
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Guys how do I deal with my feeder girlfriend?
I am 400lbs overweight. She is 240lbs so not as fat but she says she has to be able to walk (which I barely can) because she needs to feed me when my legs collapse.

I love her but she admits fully that she is intentionally feeding me to death because she finds it arousing. When she found me working out last week (and I say 'working out' I was actually just lifting up my hip folds, then slamming them into my hips, like a fatty version of the excersie you can do with a medicine ball) she took the ball and made me eat 4 plates of meatballs as 'ironic punishment'.

In fact she loves ironic punishment.If I accidentally wet the bed she makes me a cake then pours chicken stock over it as a ironic punishment and I have to eat it (she calls it a 'bed wetter cake'). If I drop a bowl of ice cream she makes me eat frozen carpet.

I am going to die because I cannot stop her
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>>41556292
Hello Boogie
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>>41555252

GAINS GOBLIN
GAINS GOBLIN
OUT OUT OUT
THIS IS NOT A PLACE
FOR LAZING A-BOUT
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>>41555646
butter golem detected
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>>41556292
>she makes me eat frozen carpet.
Is this fat people slang for eating pussy?
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>>41556292
Just kill yourself. You're already heading towards death. If you just off yourself you'll save the rest of us tax dollars.

I would try to give you helpful advice, but you're too much of a beta fuck to be able to control your woman or your eating, so....
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>>41556292

That's disgusting brah, have some self respect and refuse. If she tries to force food down your throat, cut her out of your life.
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>>41556292
Hey fat man, why do you eat so much? You can't fill the hole in your heart with lard.

Even your fat fuck of a GF is shaming you, and at 240 lbs I guarantee she's an ugly loser

Maybe you should stop pissing yourself and start walking up/down stairs. Maybe one day you'll have enough strength and mobility to ditch the cunt
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>>41555748
good on you. My last two girlfriends were very active and had great bodies. One was a runner with an amazing ass, the other went to the gym and squatted. But there arent many fat people where I live, let alone obese.
Its really weird to me that /fit/izens interact with fat people on a regular basis. The only ones I see are American tourists, but even they are not walmart scooter sized.
How hard is it to tell the person you are dating that its over if one lets him- or herself go?
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>>41555309
Wait, does she actually think walking 12 kilometres will burn 3000 calories? Jesus Christ.
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>>41556292
I'm imagining like some even more fucked up version of Misery.

>Can't out walk her
>Can't fit out the door
>she just keeps feeding you until you can't walk
>if you refuse to eat she just pokes you with forks until you open up
>starts to mainline melted butter
>Impossible to leave
>impossible to get help
>just stuck with a fat bitch who doesn't even have to break your legs to keep you there
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>>41555376
>raisin pizza (what the fuck)
>meatballs and bread
>chicken parm
All pleb tier food while she get the salmon and the fat bitch still has the nerve to complain and needed half a pizza just to stay
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>>41556292
Include me in the cap
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>>41555348
>did not mention smell and sweat
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>>41555432
Someone also hasnt had a fuck in four years
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>>41555699
Its better than fucking your fat smelly ass
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>>41555271
>diets aren't for me because of my thyroid
what?
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>>41554812
Hang yourself
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>>41556409
This one is actually excusable, but difficult to understand if you don't have a fitbit.

Fitbit calorie tracking is your TOTAL calories burned. Including TDEE. She's probably used to it being around 3,000-3500 every day (mine is usually at least at 3500-4000 before I go to bed). And as she said, she was in a different time zone. Her fitbit probably thought it was just past midnight, so it only counted a few calories that she would normally get from her "sleeping" calorie burn.

So, dumbass mixed with imperfect technology is what resulted in that particular incident.
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>>41554652
...Fat fingers
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>>41554812
You are a terrible person.
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>>41555134
>double cream
>so fat you have to invent new types of fat people food
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>>41556292
This is some good new pasta.
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>>41555600
>>41555638
Follow up, he wasn't even 50.
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>>41555555
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>>41556117

Skinny bitch has a bf with wheels? I've got tank treads, hoe.
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>>41555134

The funny part is that the cream is the least damaging part of the diet.

If all he ate was meat and fat with no sugar, he'd lose weight and increase the levels of leptin he has.
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>>41556770

Counting calories is stupid, retarded, and unscientific.

Just eat a diet that activates the satiety signal. Bam, you're using your own bodily mechanisms to regulate your weight.

How is calories useful when 4000 Kcal of sugar promotes far more weight gain than 4000 kcal of bacon?

Ratios of macros (and to a lesser extent, ratio of Omega-6 fats consumed to Omega-3) are more fateful than any collection of numbers.
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>>41555712
burgercock likes this
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>>41555739
Sides.
Orbit.
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>>41556944
>what works for you isn't what I like so I'm going to bitch about it and shit all over it.

While you're somewhat correct in what you say, for some people, counting calories is a good way to stay on track. I've lost over 53lbs in the last 3 months counting my calories, which also helps me keep my macros in check at very high protein with low fat and carbs. The only sugars I eat come from fruits or whatever is in my protein shake mix.

Don't be that guy. Counting calories works wonders for some people. Just because it doesn't make sense to you doesn't remove it's efficacy entirely.
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>>41556292

This is brutal. You can't live together with this woman. She is abusing the hell out of you physically and emotionally. She's killing you for her own pleasure and you both know it. She's probably trying to make you at least emotionally dependant with the legs bit. Such a person has no interest on your continued existence or wellbeing, and might even try to poison you. Cut her off, refuse to eat or open your mouth, spit the food out, and call her fat. Best of luck to you mate.
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>>41554812
Man, grow the fuck up. Who cares if that's your friend. If that was my family member I would report them in a heartbeat. That kid deserves better than that.
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>>41557020

It works for some people. For most, it's fucking stupid.

Calorie counting MAY be more effective in overeating that is prompted by social and family rituals and events.

"I'm trying to watch my calories" sounds more reasonable to women than "Nah I'm on high-fat high-protein".
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>>41554536
>he keeps no toilet roll in his bathroom and is clearly wiping his ass on the toilet seat
elaborate
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>>41556944
Uhh my satiety signal doesn't trigger unless i'm on track to eating nearly 4,000 calories

counting calories is the only way i could have ever lost the weight

shit man on """"cheat days""" i usually count to keep myself in line but once i hit 3000 calories BEFORE DINNER (almosr every single time, even when home from uni at my mom's, whos gluten free vegan) i give up and just enjoy the rest of the day before i feel fat again the next day

luckily i rarely have true cheat days
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>>41557065
I have to count calories to make sure I actually eat enough because I need like 3100 and I feel full and sick by the time I hit 2400
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>>41557096
hey wow we're exact opposites

its almost like calorie counting is a generally positive thing for many types of people
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>>41553897
This is my fetish though,
>be me, 29 yo 5'8" manlet prince of the saiyans mode
>have a 400lb wife who I enable by buying fast food every day I come home from work
>cheat on her with expensive prostitutes every other weekend
>have a 4" erect pecker
>browse 4chan whenever I take a shit
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>>41555376
>Not tipping the waitress because she's upset at the cook
I'm rustled.
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>>41557093

That's why I eat high-protein and high-fat. So the satiety signal activates. As opposed to "american" diets where it doesn't really signal and you stop eating when you feel bloated and heavy.

>I have to count calories to make sure I actually eat enough because I need like 3100 and I feel full and sick by the time I hit 2400

You're under the delusion that you actually know shit about your body and understand it by looking at nutrition labels. Why do you think you need a certain target number?
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>>41555297
>6. Working out is ridiculously hard and no one should have to suffer through it.
>9. Physical exertion is terrifying.
>14. And let's be honest: You have no idea how to use those machines anyway. Just go home.
>19. Sweating is for whores in church, not you.
>23. Why work out when you really just want to watch TV?
>24. Instead of going to the gym, have some pizza!
>25. Or sleep, because you've earned it.
>26. Or laugh at people who are sweating at the gym, while you're home and comfy on your couch.

What the unholy fuck is wrong with these people
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>>41556292
That's hot
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>>41555020
>tfw last gf was a 33+ BMI whale
I mean I loved her and eventually I kinda got over it but Jesus Christ was it disgusting at the very beginning. I just couldn't do it outside of maybe missionary with semi closed eyes. Especially from behind... if everything you see is a fucking huge ass and a blob of fat, how the fuck can you even be aroused.
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>>41556731
MUH THYROID is what every fucking lardass always cries, but in reality, how much does it fuck over your TDEE? I think I've read things like that it's about 200-300 kcal. You can't fucking tell me no one can handle that.
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>>41555271
Fucking hate this excuse, it pisses me off so much. I have a thyroid condition and yeah I gain weight slightly quicker then others. But its your responsibility to keep it under control. Just subtract 150 more calories from your budget and you will lose weight as well.
Shit always makes me rage.
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>>41555667
I would have kept my mouth shut and let her die
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>>41556292
Pop off James.
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>>41554581
>my health records
Yeah, lemme just go get someone else's health records, cause ya know, they're completely public domai-oh wait.

Also, poked at her tumblr: exactly as you'd imagine.
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>>41555271
Is this one real? Fph threads have had fake boogie tweets before
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>>41554970
Honestly I believe this one. Middle aged women are trying to lock someone down for kids so they wouldn't go for regular guys that have the ability to leave them for
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>>41554509
Fresh from the depths.
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>>41555667
Fuck, that is a wholesome FPS
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>>41557471
>It's probably not gonna workout
Neither will you, from the looks of ya
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>>41556837
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=262479533

>Britbongs
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>>41554586
Try calling them again.

Explain that last time CPS was there the home was tidied and that he's let the home go back to the way it was.

They'll probably escalate if you keep pushing. Explain your worries regarding rickets as well and it's direct connection with how they're raising the child.
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>>41557531
The princess mentality of these landwhales is incredible.
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>>41555038
I worked at CPS long enough to know why I quit, so let me tell you something: Just man up, you GODDAMNED UTTER FAGGOT and do something good JUST ONCE IN YOUR LIFE. Call CPS and save that baby a future of fatness, disability and insufficient care. For fuck's sake DO IT, FAGGOT!!!
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>>41557471

Comically large shoes.

>>41557600

But then again they have nothing to lose and weren't gonna get any anyway.
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>>41557471
I don't know, I lift, I hate fat people, I disdain body of people like that but I think she's got nice face for a blowjob
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>>41555309
>mfw when time zones are the one true gains goblin
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>>41554835
I used to not be able to sit there, damn. I'm 6'2, started the year at 252. Weighed in today at 195, woop woop. Finally in a healthy BMI range (The very tip top of it but fuck it.) I only have another 15 or 20 to go bois and gals
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>>41556976
Strong fupa game
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Can someone with the James copypasta post it here?

>>>/aco/1282076
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>>41557179
>Degenerate losers
>Failures
>Buzzfeed readers
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>>41555241
Ever notice how the fatties who are also cunts were fat in highschool too?

It seems like when a fit healthy 7/10 teenager gets super duper fat in her 20's, she doesn't brag about it and flaunt it and usually works to un-fat herself.

But when you've got woman who was chubby in middle school, fat in highschool, and graduated to Landwhale after college, she's always an insufferable cunt.

like all the years of being ignored by men and ridiculed by other women were enough to turn her into a vindictive excuse making cunt, but not enough to motivate her to lose weight, get healthy, and get sexual attention from men.

Just an observation. It's almost like being healthy is a gift that once they have it, they really regret ever losing it. But if a person has never experienced the gift of being attractive/healthy before in their life (whether through hard work or being naturally slim), they grow up into adults who are just hateful and jealous of anyone lucky enough or hard-working enough to achieve it.

I was a naturally skinny dude all throughout my life until I turned into an alcoholic physically inactive depressed slob in my mid 20's.

When I stopped getting attention from girls and started to feel bummed looking in the mirror, I decided that I wanted to be healthy and attractive again and have worked hard and adjusted my lifestyle every day since then to get back in the game.

If I didn't have all the great memories and experience of being healthy and slim, I don't think I would have had the same level of motivation to turn things around
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>>41555510

>punching
>bicep gains.

what?
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>>41555620
>calling girls sluts just because they're skinnier than you

That's some serious jealousy going on right there.

To be fair though, after that fat cunt finished her chicken nuggies, grabbed a large shake to go, and drove home to her lonely apartment, the Skinny Slut #1 probably went home and had marathon sex with her handsome boyfriend all night while Skinny Slut #2 went home, showered, tossed on a seductive black dress, and went out for a night on the town dancing with 9/10 dudes and soaking up all the mires and jealous looks from all the lazy fat chicks scoping out the bar for a wasted low-test manlet to smother.
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>>41555432
>t. buzzfeed hamplanet mouthbreather
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>>41555982
in all honesty the food pyramid(think its a fucking plate now.) doesn't cover calorie count and how over eating will make you a fattie. it only teaches you about nutrients and not a healthy amount.
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>>41554744
ASSTHETICK
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>>41557777
Quads of TRUTH
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>>41556910
The cream was 1500 calories. He had like a quart of it

>>41555134
>>41555603
https://youtu.be/KLIv4qjoA3k
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>>41557948
hhahaahhahaga wtf
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>>41555772
>effing horrible
Jesus fuck women don't grow mentaly past the age of 15
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>>41558073

Of course. He's fat so all the shit he's eating is producing triglycerides that block the ability of Leptin to signal to the body (enough is enough).

A truly vicious cycle.

And he's mixing it with a large amount of carbs which fucks with satiety signaling.

The cream by itself would probably have activated that signal far sooner.
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>got a 24yo co worker
>this bitch is about 5'1" 160. she used to be 260! in her teen years.
>she said she lost weight from not eating a lot; from no apetite. also a druggy.
>but she does have an apetite. the bitch grazes all day. chex mix, chips, donuts, soda, iced coffees, candy, fucking lunchables, etc. and eats MAYBE 1 "real" meal a day (fast food)
>think i saw her drink water once but i may be mistaken.
>whenever she gets called out from fucking up she always uses 2 excuses and says them slowly in a kiddish tone
>"i'm too short" and "i'm tired"
>this tone is as if she were saying something comforting along the lines of, "it's okay little brother, you did great out there even though you guys lost"
>bitch has three tones. one is that retarded kid tone.
>the second is her "normal" tone she uses to talk fast and preach a lot about how much experience she has as a fuckin 24 year old
>and the other sounds like a demon, whenever she takes something personally, and always starts those replies with an abrupt loud "uhm-" as if that's the verbal confirmation that she disagrees with what was said, before actually telling us anything
>and she never shuts the fuck up
>and acts like she can't figure out what else there is to do whenever she is 30 minutes from clocking out.
>in that retarded innocent/ignorant/sheltered kid tone: "hmmm anon is checking the boxes... anon is sweeping the floors... what else is there for me to do?"
oh i don't fucking know how about wipe that shit down, organize this, count that CORRECTLY this time, check the fuckin trash, check storage, wipe windows, prep for nexst shift, wash your fuckin hands for once, etc.
>also catch her miring and it gets annoying

tl;dr
>anyways the bitch fainted and hit the back of her head on the floor the other day.
>it was a night shift and she said she hadn't eaten at all that day.
>now she has a scar and more excuses.
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>>41554731
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>>41558251

Of course she's going to graze all day. Her shitty diet literally blocks leptin from telling her to close he fat fucking mouth.

And jesus fucking christ, she probably already has pre-diabetes if not full blown diabetes.

That chick needs a intervention.
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>at a concert working event
>talking about what kind of women we like
>dude says at one point not too thick or too big
>later on dude flips out and points out some whale. you know that black chick wearing a silver track suit and the caption says you look like a hippo this time? that was this bitch except white.
>dude kept getting frustrated that i wasn't entirely agreeing with him
>play it off and say she's alright
>but have to say it 6 times cause he's monolouging still in an excited state.
fucking hell it's almost like some guys know the girl they like is ugly but are in denial about simply liking ugly bitches.
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>>41558332
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>>41554667
But you're fine with being the reason the baby is brought up in a toxic environment.

Fuck you, I hope you get cancer you worthless pile of shit.
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>>41555668
>t. track switcher
You disgust me, pleb.
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>>41558312
it's fucking disgusting. props for reading my post. her whole character is a front.
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>>41558373
thanks. the dude kept progressively pointing out uglier women.
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>>41555432
>Not wanting to date whales means you won't date anyone below a 10/10
I'm /fit/ and sociable. I have basically no standards outside of not wanting to date fat chicks.
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>>41554812
No fucking wonder you're friends with a piece of shit like that. You're exactly like him. A lazy worthless piece of shit. Go fuck yourself
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>>41554963
http://nevermindtheb0ll0cks.tumblr.com/post/160592922165/im-now-single

poor girl
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>>41554665
Anyone can do the splits with 500lbs pushing down on them.
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>>41557471
Another fat landwhale who demands 6'5", muscular men.
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>>41555376
I'm a fat fuck myself (275lbs down from 300) but that sounds delicious

Salad and squash is great
Salmon is my favorite fish so that's awesome
I'm not really a sweets guy so the fruit sounds good

Ironically her favorite course (the meats and cheeses) would be my least favorite

Fat privilege is letting other people choose your food and then complaining you didn't get exactly what you wanted

Fat privilege is complaining about not getting enough food in a 5 fucking course meal
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>>41557777
Mirin wise quads
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>>41557777
For me It was the opposite.
I was obese until 20 years old, then i did one year of permacutting and lost 60 kg, going to a normal weight.
My sole motivation was never experiencing life because i was a fat fuck.
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>>41555360
my mom actually prefers working as an anesthesiologist in 3rd world countries because the patients are thinner. fatties are harder to intubate and airway management is harder too.
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>>41555432
post fupa
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>>41557179
>What the unholy fuck is wrong with these people
Soy. These are not people, these are soy.
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>>41554812
You're actually human garbage
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>>41557369
My brah
Same here, mines pretty severe and people using it as an excuse to lard it up makes me so mad. Weight gain is one of the only symptoms that you can actually fucking DO something about. Fucking fats, it makes me absolutely rage
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>>41558566
bruh that shit nasty
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>>41556292
Leave. Better to be single and alive than die with her.
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>>41555432

It's not about hating women you idiot. It's about hating FAT. If anon was gay and didn't want to fuck fat men, would that make him guilty of misandry?

You pretend that it's about misogyny because that delusion is easier to accept than the fact that it's your FAT which makes ALL people sick to their stomach. Kys.
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>>41554536
>He's my partners friend
>my partner
Common Filth was right again.
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>>41555739
Holy fuck the ending
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>>41554833
>he has a wedding ring
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>>41557569
Horrible environment, but rickets is unlikely. Children are born with bowed leg bones. They actually don't straighten until they start walking.
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>>41554833
He looks like Shadow Kamoshida
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>>41555348
>s*x
god bless
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>>41555348
"No"
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>>41555134
Am I the only one who feels bad for this guy? He actually wants to lose weight, he's just kind of dumb
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>>41557722
Underrated post
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>>41555360
>It's 2015

Why is putting her weight before the post important
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>>41555510
>How much weight have you lost yet

Who taught these fat fucks sentence structure?
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>>41555432
>fat tumblrinas on /fit/
Never thought i'd see the day.
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>>41555945
Gee, I wonder which of these women gets out more.
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>>41554929
She said so much shit I think she didn't even realize she failed to refute her opposition.
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>>41558968
I dunno man, notice how he says what is each thing hes putting on it, but stay quiet with the double cream
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>>41554478
H-How is this possible?
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>>41554929
>"is the theory"
Fucking dropped.
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>>41554478
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>>41554667
The baby could be suffering from rickets and malnutrition that will impact the rest of it's life and you don't want to stop that?

This fucking child will have developmental disorders because of your fucking inactivity to stop this shit.
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>>41555724
>>41555731
>>41555737
In all seriousness though, feminist rape researchers in the US think that you can only rape a man if you penetrate him. So technically a woman with a strapon can rape a man, but forcing him to have sex is not rape. This isn't just some tumblr bullshit, this is every feminist scholar in America AND the federal rape studies under Obama (and probably Trump now too) also used that definition.

So according to most rape statistics you'll see, it actually is literally impossible to rape a man using his penis, you can only rape him with butt-play.
Thank feminism!
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>>41554970
Where the fuck is this study because I bet the study is fucked to all hell
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>>41559353
>>41554970
I want to know who they sampled. They're talking about middle-aged men, does that mean they sampled middle-aged women? Who gives a fuck what 40 year old single mothers find attractive?
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>>41555699
arguing with holes.jpg
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>>41559097
eheheh
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>>41554581
>at least 36 examples of thin people eating the same amounts/foods

...there are none. that's why they're thin and you're not.
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>work at mcdick's
>work with one fat landwhale
>she's gotta be around 250 lbs at 5" 3'
>she's really pissy
>gives attitude whenever you ask her to do anything
>ate infront of customers and wouldn't stop and cried and called the manager sexist when he told her to go home
>I mention that I've lost 45 pounds to another coworker
>she adds "I want to lose weight but I don't want loose skin, my husband said if I'm just going to get loose skin, don't even bother"
>this man is also the father of her only child

I actually feel really bad for her. Is there anything I should do or should I just leave it be?
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https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=36c_1322255316

Based fat hating arab forces fat spic tourist off a helpless donkey
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>>41557121
to each their own I guess?
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>>41555486

"I've been looking for a new running partner, see you on Saturday morning?"
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>>41559655
legend.
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this is a fatpeoplehate thread not an anti-feminist thread take that shit to pol
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>>41559744
The fuck you on about?
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>>41554665
But can she get up though? Or did she dislocate both her femurs from her hip with the sheer amount of stress?
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My motivation to losing the weight is to get swole as fuck, to lead on fat girls that think they deserve chad, and play their asses hard in public. I want those bitches to eat themselves to death for thinking they can do better than fat men.
so far losing almost 40 pounds in 2 months!

that is a normal, motivational reason to lose weight right??
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>>41555020
>dessert only 3 times per week
>only 3 times per week
>only
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>>41554812
fuck you
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>>41555309
>when your fitbit lies to you because even it knows you are a fat fuck
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>>41553897
I'm fat and I hate myself
Got em both covered I guess
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>>41559899
It amazes me how many fatties think that dessert every day is a normal thing. They could eat healthy for everything else, and they convince themselves that they have a healthy diet and are just having a little "treat" at night like most people do. Except most people don't. I don't even have dessert once a week
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>>41554929
Holy shit, wait until the starving African children hear this! Why yes, little Den'uk'bimbe, your visible ribcage holocaust-chic look complete with distended tummy and skeletor limbs is caused by your body's natural set point!
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>>41554478
Obvious photoshop is obvious.
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>>41557539
>100ml
>465kcals
who else on dat SS GODCAD bulk?
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>>41555646
I can smell the fat sweat coming off this post from here.
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>>41555348
How much do you want to bet this bitch just put the fitbit into a washing machine, and it shaking around recorded as steps? That would explain why there is only 52 calories burnt, because it had nothing to record heartrate from.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eoiml0Co50Y
>comments disabled
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>>41555555
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>>41555348
>men like women that are soft to the touch, not too firm
>banging a big woman from the sides and digging into her warm marshmallowy insides is what life's all about
>every man wants to manhandle a fat girl
>"i say f*ck that", if fat girl lovin is wrong than (lit) being right aint fun enough
>discovering some new sexy roll to be caressed, a man would be a fool to let all that ass go to waste
>that entire fat girl head section
>that entire fat pussy section
>that entire self esteem section
there is not the slightest, narrowest sliver of a shadow of a doubt that this was written by a fat virgin tumblrina trying to come across like a
>cool dude, bro!
about as convincingly as the
>listen here you little shit
pasta.
christ this is tragic, to get to the stage in your life where you feel the need to write something like this to boost your self esteem and increase the odds of your getting laid
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>>41555634
Always been curious what the blogger looks like. Bet she's a qt
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>>41555712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_8cfVpXbo
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>>41559744
Turns out a lot of feminists are fat cunts then
What a shock
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>>41554667
Are you Fucking mentally retarded
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Muh diabeetus
Muh genetics
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>>41555555
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>>41556292

I'm 280lbs with a really small peanut and I can't penetrate my girlfriend who is 330lbs. When we are intimate it involves her talking nasty to me while I jack off my tiny idiot dick. I squeeze her tits while I jack off. Sometimes I cum on her but not usually because we are really lazy and she doesn't want to have to clean it up. We are both going to die soon. Bye.
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I don't understand how people can let themselves get to this point. I have a coworker who's 325 pounds. He's actually a decent guy and is decent at his job which just makes me feel bad for him. Everyday, I see him order a shit ton of food for lunch (work at mcdonald's) and it's surprising he can even work at all. It can be genuinely sad to see people just destroy there bodies like that
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>>41558251
>she used to be 260! in her teen years
Don't be silly, that's more than the number of atoms in the observable universe, and that's the understatement of the year.
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>>41560133
that made me madder than it should've.
>Recovering fatty
I flew for years from my lowest of 210 to highest of 340. Never a moment did I want to be the victim and apologized more than I should've.
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>>41559898
use whatever you need to senpai
black knight those fat cunts
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>>41560133
Fucking amazing, wow ppl treat me bad when I invade their 300$ seat with my gross sweaty smelly body
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>>41555638
Ayyy lamao
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>>41559953
Good. Realizing you have a problem is the first step. From there you can either seek to improve yourself or you can seek acceptance for being fat. I think you already know which you should choose.
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>>41559983
Sort of this. But an alternate way of thinking is that they think desert has to be like 3 pieces of cake or fucking 3 bowls of ice cream. I eat desert every day but it's a protein bar or maybe a few cookies or something.

It's not hard to lose weight and stay in shape and still save some room for sweets. You just can't fucking binge on shit.
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>>41560133
Fat people need to buy 2 seats or not fly. This isn't hard to figure out.
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>>41560133
Once I went from being obese to normal weight it pretty much made "fat acceptance" nearly impossible for me. If I can do it then so can you. Unless you have a genuine thyroid issue or something then just lose some fucking weight.

That's not to say people should be flat out hostile or trying to hurt other people because they're fat. But don't ever expect me to pretend I'm not annoyed as fuck at having to sit next to a fatty on a plane.
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>Be me
>Be a painter for a construction yard
>We have to ride the bus to work to and from the parking lot and the construction yard
>sit on the bus guy sits next to me (he's a buddy of mine)
>next stop (there are stops around this parking lot) a giant 400 pound lady comes in
>The bus is full of people save for a few seats where you have to sit next to someone
>She tells the bus driver "you need to kick somebody off because I take up two seats"
>The bus driver tells her she needs to either stand or get off
>She gets mad at him "Listen I'm not standing up you either kick someone off or I report you to your higher ups"
>The bus driver responds "My higher ups are going to tell you the same thing you either stand or you get off"
>"I'm not fucking standing you either kick someone off or I'll call them up"
>People in the bus are groaning and looking at their watches.
>I look at my phone and see I only have 15 minutes to get to work (It's a ten minute drive)
>One of the guys on the bus says "Just get off lady"
>"I'm not going anywhere not until one of you guys get off."
>The bus driver says "Fine I'll call the supervisor up."
>At this point people start getting off the bus
>"There, there are open seats available go sit down."
>"I will but just to let you know I'm still reporting this to your higher ups."
>Funny enough I was 10 fucking minutes late after this whole scuffle and got in trouble.
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>>41560133
you know what would be easier, losing some weight.
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>>41560901
Can you bike to work?
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>>41560956
Unfortunately I couldn't they require you to take the bus.
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>>41561004
Fuck that sucks bro
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>>41561004
Curious, how do they require you to take the bus? Sounds fucking stupid to require that but get mad at you when the bus is late.
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>>41554929
>calories in calories out isn't real
>our body changes our appetite to make us eat more to get fat
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>>41561136
My guess is because of parking that requires more than 20 different companies working on the same project so you need a large cheap gravel lot to allow for that many cars to park.

Intel (the company who was expanding their building) didn't want people parking on their property. It sucks but it is what it is.
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>>41560852
Oh my sweet summer child
>https://www.southwest.com/html/customer-service/extra-seat/?clk=GFOOTER-CUSTOMER-COS
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>>41557441
Why would someone make something up on the internet?
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>>41561558
Thanks for reaffirming what I said
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>>41555432
Femanons get out.
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>>41555555
S E X T U P L E
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X
T
U
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L
E
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>>41560467
will bang your gf for you while stroking you off. always wanted to be in a threesome with two fatties (although i'd prefer one of the fatties wasn't another dude)

you can still play with her tits if you want
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>>41560814
I'm with you, dessert is a small (read very small) treat at the -end- of the day after your last meal. My kids get a dessert, but it'll be one square of chocolate, or maybe an animal cracker, not a fucking triple scoop of rocky road on a waffle cone.
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>>41560638
I was about to jerk off to that photo until I saw the tattoo. What a fucking boner killer.
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>>41555646

>fatty detected
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when your dress is almost as wide as it is long
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>>41553897
Who do they think they're fooling with their plastic oversized 3lb weights??
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>>41555020
>disgusted the only man who will have you
>'why should I change?'
>'I'll just find a REELZ man!'
Enjoy being alone, cunt.
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>>41555646
Femanons get out.
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>>41553897
Wow guys.

What a good thread for me.
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