What are machoke's lifts

160/280/345/475

>>41549315
is that in plates?

About 10 Jigglypoofz

>>41549279
>This Pokémon has so much strength, it can easily hold aloft a sumo wrestler on just one finger.

>It can lift a dump truck with one hand. Using that power, it helps people with heavy jobs.

That's with the power belt.

Machoke is my inspiration, bro.
I dream of being just like fucking Machoke.


Image how cool would be to have a gym, who is also a gym, with these fuckers spotting, helping people and shit.
instead we have indian people
fuck

One thing I never got about pokemon is the ones like machoke that appear to wear clothes
Are they all born with that belt? If I pulled it off, would they die?

>>41549351
since they're humanoid shaped, like some pokemon, it is customary to dress them with human clothes

>>41549351
It would be extremely painful.

>>41549348
Lmfao, 10/10.

Why is it that 9/10 of those sandniggers seem to have no concept of what a shower is either. They smell like absolute soot and shit, constantly. Can't be within a 5 foot radius of them.

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When will they learn

>>41549717
>25% female

Are they traps or?

>>41549717
Kek he's a manlet
MANLET MASTER RACE

>>41549279
are those lines on his arms are stretchmarks?

>>41549351
i vaguely remember one of the pokedex entries saying something about his belt like it limits him from shreking people

>>41549351
4u

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>>41549717
I knew it, they're fucking manlets

Stick with the powerlifter pokemon

>>41549737
"Since the average hieght of a machoke is 4'11" any machokes under that are not considered male." Pokemon Ruby

>people thank machoke is manlet at 4'11
>not gurdurr at fucking 3'11

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Find a more swole Pokemon

>>41549717
Charizard is only 5'7''
Pokemon are all manlets

>>41549830
I always thought that Pokemon had a massive head.. turns out the bottom half is the torso. Suddenly it doesn't look as stupid

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>>41549830
what about the master curl bro

>>41549764
Perfect

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your mom

>>41549315
Those are the pl8s

>>41549348
>Wanting to be Machoke
>Not wanting to be Machamp
Silly limblet.

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>>41550137
this

>>41549717
>155 lbs

stop pretending like there are manlet welterweights they couldn't knock you the fuck out.

If they can outlift you then they sure as can hit much harder too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l84vmuuuHRg

>>41550137
>getting so butthurt about >tfw no trainer gf that you roid to the point you have an extra pair of arms

>>41551027
>Not wanting this.
http://rule34-data-006.paheal.net/_images/b86380e8f9150a20b9c05faeec2f409a/2000705%20-%20Leaf%20Machamp%20Porkyman%20VeryMediocre.png?

>>41549717
>4'11 70kg
a goddamn mini tank

>>41549687
he's a big guy

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>>41549279
tfw getting back into lifting

I used to think machokes were female because of a feminine looking face so my machoke in silver always made me think of some big muscle mommy

>>41549346
Power belt doesn't count as natty

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>>41549737
I don't think I should be posting here, but here we go.

>>41553076
I would probably

>be wild machop
>encounter trainer
>get beaten half to death with a lvl 32 bulbasaur
>mfw
>get's named Dave for some reason
>I'm to be the fighter main
>awww yisss
>go to gym
>find out trainer already has a hitmonlee
>fuck it, different skillset
>train arms for dat dere machoke evolution
>curlbro graveler hogs all the dumbbells
>do squats instead
>warm up with 315lbs easy
>looks at trainer. He's not impressed
>goes for 800lbs 1 rep max
>gets trapped under the bar
>fuckfuckfuck
>his Abra easily levitates the weight off me
>"lol too smart to lift"
psychics man

>>41553127
Would you a girl who was 4'11'', 155 lbs and could lift more than you?

>>41553138
kek somebody should do the "where do you work out? at the library" comic with machoke and an alakazam

>>41551111
4 you

>>41550180
What's his /rarecandy/ cycle?

>>41553152
It depends on bf%
if it's like 20% sure

I think machokes are 100% muscle or something though

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Daily reminder that hitmon-mode is for fags

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>>41553157
delivered

>>41553497
Enlarge the Alakazam's head and enlarge the Machoke's body

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>>41553497
aa the person who requested, I appreciate the chuckle you gave me anon

>>41553497
SHIIIIT

KEK'D

>>41553229
RIP MAKES ANOTHER VICTIM

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>>41550203
They can't knock me out if they can't reach me

>>41549279
Is this achievable natty?

>>41553720
obviously no but I feel with steroids/some synthol you could achieve this, but I'm not sure if the chest is possible at all

>>41553009

The power belt actually limits his strength, genius.

>>41550137
>needing to trade to evolve
Machamps are definitely not natty.

>>41549717
MANLETS WE REALLY OUT HERE
LANKY FUCKS BTFO>>41549737

>>41549279
about 10 miltank hordes a day, you want to make sure you have Pokerus and Macho Brace for max ev gains

Fuuuck im on around 30 days of /novidya/ and now I'm tempted to play fucking pokemon

>>41554891
Fucking nerd

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>ywn jiggly her puffs
not gonna make it

>>41557660
check em

>>41549764
>6'11''
>1014 lbs

How do I achieve this mode

>>41550180
Probably does a lot of forearm exersizes

>>41553076
goddamn I can't say I wouldn't

>>41549320
Tons

>>41557914
oh fuck you

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>>41557892
Ask for boogies program

>>41549830
>tfw SS+GOMAD

>>41554900
>Not swapping PTs to get the best routine and results.
Only stone evolutions are not natty.

>>41559313
12,000 calories a day and whine on twitter x F

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>>41553519

>>41560530
Good one

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I'M FUCKIN ZYZZ BRAH