After working out I just want to eat pussy...

Eating pussy is literally the most beta thing you can do.

>>41543479
t virgin

>>41543479

Lol, excuse me kiddo? Whats your logic?

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>>41543479
Why?

Not really

>>41543479
>implying CHAD doesn't eat PUSSY for desert after his PIZZA

>>41543479
t. Small baller

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>tfw I enjoy eating pussy more than sex

I masturbate too much though

>>41543479

Eating pussy gives you a major rush, a major testosterone boost, and women love it..

>>41543493
In ancient Rome fucking a man in the ass was more acceptable than eating pussy

>>41543590
it was fucking young boys in the ass, not men.

get your /his/ right

>>41543590

gay pedofile troll

>>41543590
Reported.

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>>41543471
>Tfw tiny Asian gf is easy to pick up
>tfw you discover how easy it is to invert her and do a standing 69
>tfw she brags to her friends about how you held her upside down while giving each other head
Feels fucking good.
>>41543479
Never gonna make it.

>>41543479
pleasing a woman is so beta amirite virgin bros?

>>41543661

love sucking on a tight little asian pussy

>>41543761
Yep, having her giggle and moan while my dick is in her mouth is the best.

>>41543781
So you did 69 with an azn grill? Confirmed for manlet

>>41543498
Eeeewwwww
Who is dat?

>>41543809
Yep, 5'9". She's 5'3
My past gfs were 5'10 and 6ft though so I'm enjoying being the tall one

>>41543832
>5'9"
>tall

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>>41543479
DELET DIS

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>>41543847
Tall enough to get pussy of any height, short enough for manlet gains. Pretty alright.

>>41543847
Gerp

In Ruskiland you get bullied and called a faggot if it is revealed that you eat the cooch
At the same time it is considered entirely nohomo and brotherly when your fellow conscripts play grabass and trade blowjobs to impress the superiors
The product of this? >>41543479 Wide-anused twinks in denial affecting """"masculinity""""

>>41543781

how deep can she take it, most asian girls ive been with only suck my tip

>>41543944
All the way to the base, though not for long. One of her gay friends taught her a trick for suppressing her gag reflex. Another reason to date ballet chicks, they have gay friends who will both mire you and give your girl sex tips like that because they want to live vicariously through her.

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>>41543479
>Spotted the Virgin.
LMAO @ YUR LIFE.

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>>41544014
It is though. Roman gladiators had a hierarchy of the most beta and alpha sexual acts you may perform. Alpha=Forcing a weaker man to slob your knob > Raping a man anally > Sexual intercourse with a woman (including rape) > licking a woman's pussy=Beta. Remember that men probably came in that pussy once, and you're playing the role of a submissive. It's fucking beta my dude.

>>41543479
what about eating ass?

>>41544082
I don't think you know shit.

t. world famous historian and roman centurion

>>41543968

wow, lucky guy

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>>41543968
>"My gay friend is teaching me how to suck better"
>"He even allows me to practice with his dick"

Such levels of cuckoldry were unreachable

>>41543529
same

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>>41544169
>Can't address my points
>Appeals to authority
Nice compensation.
t.raging sloppy-slurper

>>41544196
Some of us aren't sexually intimidated by twink fag ballet dancers who deepthroat bananas.
If she wanted to fuck them she wouldn't be so desperate for my dick that she'll drive 5 hours to have me fuck her.

>>41544082
but you're a poser who doesnt do any of that

>>41544278
Is this a woman replying?

>>41544264
I get what you're saying but sex acts are only beta if you're not in charge. Plus, pussy fumes should be inhaled for maximum arousal. Until you get so horny that you are almost pissed at your girl for being so sexy.

>>41544343

heh one giant inhale of pussy fumes and i'm hard as rock

>>41544343
>not in charge
This is the key. When you pull a bitch to the edge of the bed and hold her in place while your tongue fuck her till she's begging for dick, it's alpha. When you are a whipped pussy and you go down a girl because she demands it, it's beta.
I will go down on a girl if I'm feeling generous. Or if I just like to remind her how I can make her cum a dozen different ways.

>>41544548

exactly, alpha as fuck

>>41544548

When her moans get louder and louder until her legs contract on your head and her pussy leaks, makes you feel more manly than ever

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>>41543479
Lad....

>>41543479
This. It's also proven to give you cancer and increased estrogen.

ew

>>41544848

Wrong, after sucking down a pint of hot pussy juice my testosterone skyrockets, it's like rocket fuel

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>>41543479
>he doesn't wanna dive his tounge every time he sees a perfect innie
>he doesn't wanna do oral for his gf jus becasue it's fun
Fag, every time i ask for bj from my woman she never refuses.
Going down on woman you just met or on night stand is stupid and i'd never do it but i always eat the puss of any women i've been in relationship for some time.

>>41545129

lol

>theres a difference between fucking 5 guys a week and fucking the same guy 5 times a week in terms of damage done to the vagooo

>>41545452
>>41545129

are you a lying imp right now? because you're >implying hard

>>41543479

This desu.

Pussy is where women piss from and where they get fucked. It's literally the most beta thing you can do, and if you actually feel an """urge""" to do it just lmfao at your cuck life.

>>41545564

sucking a pussy makes you a true man.

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>>41543479
>>41544848
>>41545564
Por el amor de Jesús,...eating pussy get test levels high as fuark, you fucking sissies.

>>41545695

>muh test levels

Just stop memeing for a second and think critically about what you're doing, stupid cuntslave.

>>41543471

I'm the opposite.

After a hard workout, I crave cock in my ass. Luckily I masturbate because I'm too scared of AIDS.

>>41544160
Literally the most alpha thing you can do.

>>41545734
My gf tries to get away when I do it cause she says it tickles. But I always grab her and do it anyway. I think she secretly likes it

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>>41543479
Watch it Junior

>>41545726
W-wew

>>41544082
>he takes his cues on masculinity from ancient Romans to make up for his complete lack of real-world manliness

>>41543822
Kate Upton

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me too man

>>41543471
dude we all know your gay, its ok, you dont have to lie to a bunch of anonymous 4chan users anymore, forgive yourself and move on

>>41543590

and? why do you autists continuously refer to the Romans as if they're some authority on sexuality?

they thought homosexual behavior was less homosexual than heterosexual behavior? that should tell you all you need to know about their faggot bullshit. fucking kill yourself you dumb piece of shit.

>>41543590
>some ancient civilzation that existed hundreds of years ago didn't like something
>thinking that means you can't like it either
read less wikipedia.

>>41543479
oh yeah man i totally get it. anything a man does that a woman can possibly derive any pleasure from is fucking pathetic.

meanwhile, your gf complains to he girl friends about how shit you are in bed.

>>41543590
>an ancient civiliation whose rampant diseases and poor critical thinking destroyed it is where I should take my cues on rational thinking and masculinity

>>41543479
>tfw there is this skinny bitch with the best ass and tastiest pussy Ive ever had

she riding my face while I get drowned jn her puss juice is absolutely amazing. And she screams like lil bitch.

idc if its beta. its hot as fuck.

>>41543623
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>>41545905
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>>41547225

>the absolute state of /fit/

lotta beta cucks ITT

>>41543471
Wait so porn is ok as long as it's see-thru? Post more sheer panties and bras

>>41543471

Am I the only one who's repulsed by sex after a hard Workout?

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>>41547312
People post NSFW shit all the time, we have like 1 mod and even he can't stand to be here more than once a day.

>>41543479
this is true

>>41547295
They're getting vagina, more than I or a good population of 4chan can say.

I have fucked over 30 sluts and majority of them gave gave me head and I have yet to eat a slut out feelsalphaman

>>41547295
you gotta lotta strong opinions about sex for a virgin

go outside more

>>41545695
How do I unlock Robert Z'Dar face gains?

>>41546024
>flabby white girls
>models
KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>41546974

huh? don't ever call me gay kiddo

>>41547295

go get some pussy buddy

>>41544082
>guy sucking your dick
alpha af

>eating pussy
Dats gey

>>41544082

shut the fuck up with that fucking roman gay shit u bitch ass twat

only if she's really hot or put in work

>>41545776
She's afraid of farting in your mouth. Cute.

>>41547354
>They're getting vagina

At what cost anon?

>>41548720
Alpha=!=straight

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>>41544082
>getting sucked by a guy is more alpha than pleasing a woman

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>>41543479
You wouldn't suck a dick would you?

No? But you'll put your mouth somewhere dozens of dicks have been hundreds of times?

>>41545714
I leave the meme aside and re think about it......, and yeah, getting that bitter, sometimes acid, taste while she's moaning....that's glorious, man.

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>>41543479
>the number of replies

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>>41543479

>>41545816
Underrated reference