HELP HOW DO I BECOME ANOREXIC

Starve until failure then kys.

>>41542725
i haven't eaten in two days
life is suffering

>>41542747
I can't starve myself, that's the thing

What are some good low calorie/diet foods?

>>41542784


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>>41542888
yeah thanks for nothing

>start by cutting out all high calorie foods like soda and stuff
>don't eat until you are stuffed, just enough so that you are not hungry
>start skipping breakfast, don't eat more your other 2 meals
>start skipping breakfast and lunch, don't eat a bigger dinner
>get used to only eating one meal a day
>try water fasting

>>41543095
hello orangutano

>>41543095
fuck off, orange nigger

>>41543095
hello orangutano

>>41543095
hello orangutano

>>41542784
Fruits, vegetables. Steamed and cooked foods also

But an all raw vegan diet is probably the best if you wanna PURELY lose weight fast. You'll probably feel like shot after a while tho

>>41542725
> Lift
> gain muscle mass
> no longer want to be anorexic
> become a cardio bunny
> get anorexia
> die of malnutrition
> ????
> Profit

>>41543095
hello orangutano

>>41543095
hello orungutano

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>>41542725
If you kill yourself all that will be left is a skeleton, and you'll finally get that anorexic look no one finds attractive.

>>41543095
hello orungutano

>>41542784
yes you can, you're eating for emotional relief

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>>41542725
Anorexia is a mental disorder honey its not something you can catch like the flu

Its looking at yourself in the mirror, seeing an objectively skinny or healthy body, and legitimately thinking "Im fat and need to lose weight"

If you just starve yourself then you'll be a smaller blob of fat and eventually just ugly skin and bones. You need some lean body mass, trust me, and you only get that by eating the right amount of healthy foods, lifting weights, and doing cardio.

BUT who am I to stand between a fatty and a skeleton.

Low calorie foods:
-Spices (Salt, cinnamon, garlic, etc all make soups and broths taste divine)
-Vegetables (Green ones are best)
-Protein Shakes
-Lentils
-Water
-Black coffee
-Cigarettes
-Egg whites

Protip though: half the battle is just resisting the urge to eat, so find lots of ways to distract yourself. Books, MPA boards, video games like WoW, etc etc. The less you think about food the better.

Also be prepared to be in baggy clothes all the time because, with true anorexia, you'll feel disgusting at literally any body shape/size so will wear horrible shapeless clothes just like you do now. Only you'll look disgustingly hollow in the face, feel like shit and have no energy all the time, and still hate everything you see in the mirror.

The only cure to having a shit body is to put in some fucking effort, actually eat but healthy foods at the right amounts, and do some fucking exercise like everyone else. If none of that sounds attractive, then you clearly don't want a good-looking body all that much

>>41543945
I just need to lose a lot of weight and then when I get skinny I'll lift and my gains will show

I just want super speed "anorexia" weight loss

>>41542725
here you go:
myproana (dotcom)
join the community!
we're a little hard on newbies though fair warning lol

>>41543964
then cut with dnp or other fraud stuff you dumb pathetic weak excuse of a dicksucking colostomy bag

Join the /waterfast/ meme train

>>41543095
hello orungutano

>>41543964
That isn't a bad idea necessarily but be aware the road will be quicker if you just start now.

Look into keto. If you've never lifted before then you can build muscle on a deficit, so basically you'll be able to lose fat at super fast rates while also building enough muscle to not be just a skeleton.

It'll require a lot of willpower though. Good news is it'll take probably not even 6 months, which is about how long it'd take to lose weight anorexically anyway.

If you really are adverse to eating though then water and coffee are your saviors. Chew sugarfree gum or smoke cigarettes too. Anytime you get hungry and dont want to eat just down a few glasses of water, and/or make some black coffee. No calories in any of those things so they're literally free, and will fill your stomach so you think you're full.

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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
>hello orangutano
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
Hello orangatango

>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095

Hello Orungutano.

>>41543095
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>>41543088
i can vouch for this. i basically have 1 meal a day now. it helps if you're preoccupied doing other things. also water fasting helps tie you over too.

>>41543945
>BUT who am I to stand between a fatty and a skeleton.
such wisdom

>>41543095
HELLO ORANGUTANO

>>41543095
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literally kyselves

>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41542725
metabolize in an oxygen-free environment

>>41543095
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>>41542725
must be nice, i struggle to eat 3k cal a day.
just milk,eggs, rice, and oats. sometimes i puke, then i have to fucking eat again.

fatties just have to learn manners and moderation.

>>41543095
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>>41543095
Hello urangutang

>>41542725
Eat fewer calories than what you burn in a day.

>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
Pls leave my gains alone orangutano ;_;

>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095

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>>41542725
my aunt was anorexic and she survived for over 30 years on orange juice

you could try something like that, but I doubt you would make it very long considering you cannot force yourself to "become" anorexic

>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095

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>>41547561
elaborate

I assume you're cutting?
I fucking hate having to eat. It's the biggest pain in the ass so if I could make it down to one meal a day and still lift without feeling lightheaded I would be eternally grateful

>>41543095
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>>41543095
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>>41543095
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