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When we make it, it is inevitable that babies will be made so let's post the names of what we would name our children, /fit/ style. I'll start
Liftan Waits
Hugh Myron
John Deadlift
>/fit/ names
>not /lit/ names
If I have a daughter her name will be Cosette. If I have a son, his name will be Isaac
Tyler Twoscoop
>Charles Fuarkley
>>41536312
Chad Thundercock
>>41536396
I wonder if you could do that. Probably not.
>>41536396
This is actually a great idea. My kid will be named Chad.
>>41536312
Made it Anne
OH
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
NAAAAAAAAW MY NIGGA
I AIN'T MAKING NO BABIES, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR CURSE SHIT, YOU CRAY?
If there's one thing that i do not want to be is a father, fuck you in the anus.
>>41536567
To be honest, I've only known two Chads my whole life, and both were autistic spazzes. Chad is not a name I'm going to name my kid.
>>41536312
He will be named after me and my father before me and his before his own.
Thomas John Raker VI shall be this fine gentemans name. And any of thou who shall mutter nay, may kiss my buttocks.
>>41536312
Zyzzz Brah ____
Gabriel
Samantha
Huge Jackedman
>>41536323
No one will ever suspect a thing
>>41536609
>Giving your kid the same name you have
Why would someone do this? He's not you, he's going to be his own man, he deserves his own name.
>>41536312
Torbjörn
>>41536588
Dubs of truth
>>41536745
There's nothing wrong with having pride in your family and wanting to honor your forefathers desu
My newborn son's name is Dean Vincent. He's already pretty alpha and makes the other manlet babies look like bitches.
>>41536985
تعديل الصور
Like I'm going to let some little shit infect my life and perma-tie me to some woman
>>41537051
>perma-tie me to some woman
why would this happen?
For me it's gotta be Hodor for a boy or girl.
If somehow i end up adoption chink twins I'll run with Hung Dong and Hung Wang.
For a girl, I'm thinkin' Ally McReal, Liz Khalifa or Alicia Steeze.
For boys ya gotta go traditional - Holden Stacks, Buck Styles, Max Payne or Lit Romney.
>Ho Lee File
>Sum Ting Wong
> Wi Tu Lo
>Bang Ding Ow
I want my oldest son to be named Samson.
>>41538528
>He has early onset arthritis
Would you consider naming him something else after you found that out?
>>41538559
Nah, I'd just cut his hair
>>41538586
>Cut Samson's hair
>He's already a cripple
>His hair is his only source of strength
>He literally dies
I'm calling social services you freak, you cannot be allowed to have kids
>>41537009
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Maximilian James
Bust Nuttington