Dear fit how do I get to gloriously huge Maui mode?

>>41535464
Post this thread every day. It works great for the nogf guys.

>>41535464
It will never become a meme

I'm not trying to meme,I rarely post here. I just watched this movie and figured I'd ask /fit/ a question

>be Me
>Polynesian descent
>naturally a big guy
>lift
>win
>collect fine woman

>ywnf moana

Dark skin girls are best girls, I would be okay if a black chick used me as a toilet for the rest of her life

Is your name europe?

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>>41535760
she a chunkky munkkky tho ://

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tfw people are mistaking OP for me who actually wants to achieve Maui mode

>>41537563
Eat a lot. Lift a lot. Do steroids to get xboxhueg

>>41535464

Read the /thicc/ thread posts bro.