/fit/, can you explain why muscular bald men are intimidating?

>>41535361

Because if a man has lost his hair, he has nothing else left to lose.

>>41535361
Because they remind you of penises

>>41535368
This

>>41535361
Hair loss indicates high t levels

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>>41535368

>>41535361
Because you're a beta who is easily intimidated

>>41535361
because they look like muscular children

>>41535390

false

It actually means baldlets are overly sensitive to testosterone.

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>>41535368
Truth hurts

>>41535434
>baldlet

I think that it's an evolutionary adaption.

Hairloss is a sign of advanced age and evolutionary speaking, advanced age in a male means experience in survival with the drawback of feebleness.

When that indicator of advanced age, however, is associated with a lean athletic physique it combines the indicators of survival experience with physical prowess... The best of both worlds.

I reckon that more and more males have evolved to lose hair at a younger age because they've been increasingly sexually selected by chicks because they've been tricked into thinking that they're a survival proven yet still physically virile mate.

Something like that anyway.

>>41535529
but why do we lose hair with age to begin with.

>>41535631
why does an old man need hair? facial hair > head hair for old men.

>>41535446
hairlet*

>>41535361

Hair is soft and fluffy. Losing it accentuates the sharp edges of the face.

>>41535361
Because they're usually more alpha, kids have hair

Wouldn't you be scared if lord Voldemort stood in front of you and when he takes off his robe he's fucking ripped?

>>41535434
>overly sensitive to testosterone.
exactly, the same amount of T goes a much longer way with them, way more efficient and therefore bigger guys

>>41535361
Because Agent 47 is bad fucking news, and any bald jacked guy might be 47 in a disguise.

>>41535748
Opposite is true too. If he had a fauxhawk or styled hair at all he would look retarded and not as disconcerting.

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Bald men are scary because they look like they have a disease or are chemo patients

>>41535361
my theory: your hair makes your heaad look bigger which in turn makes your shoulder and body look narrower.
thus minimazing the head footprint gives the illusion of wider shoulder and even thicker frame, at least this is my impression when i shave my head.

>>41535529
also this theory.

i just wish i would lose my hair all at once.
since i bagan to roid my hair definately started thinning.
thats sucks.
but bald like op, i wouldnt have a problem with that.

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>>41535368

>>41535771
This

>>41535368
What kind of girly man cares about his hair?

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>>41535361
>intimidating

>>41535920
>What kind of girly man cares about his hair?
The type of girly man that still has his

>>41535771

What he meant to say was the hair follicles are overly sensitive to DHT, which is toxic to it. Not that the whole body uses testosterone better.

>>41535368

Unironically this. Ugly people are more intimidating because they can afford to be crazy and fight balls to the wall with less regard for self preservation.

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>>41535929
>muscular

>>41535361
Bald(ing) is almost uniquely male. Same goes for natty muscles and beards. The more physically masculine traits a person has the higher chance they have of looking intimidating. That's why a bald, bearded, and muscular dude is going to look more intimidating than a skinny, babyfaced guy with a fabio mane.

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>>41536051
exactly

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>>41536080
>muscular

>>41536114
yeah look at his gains

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>>41535368
>Because if a man has lost his hair, he has nothing else left to lose.

As a 24 year old balding man, I can confirm this.

>>41536114
Who is that whore?

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>>41535361
There's lots of reasons, most have something to do with:
>>41535529

Which I recall seeing this confirmed with an ape study. Essentially balding gorillas get a lot more ape pussy because they are survivors and have lived to old age by knowing where the good good is (food). Female apes like this.

Also the same reason I *always* keep a well stocked fruit bowl displayed on my kitchen counter. To indicate to my womens that I am a monkey who knows how. IDK if this actually works, since if she's already in my home, she's probably going to sleep with my already, but whatever.

Also:
>>41535831
Even if a man has hair, the sides of the head should still be shorter than the top in order to simulate this effect. Source: GQ.

AND FINALLY:

The military man/martial artist/cop/fireman effect. That is, long hair is easily grabbed in a fight (a real fight to the death... where groin hits, eye gouges, biting, etc. are perfectly viable). This is why military men, cops, and martial artists keep their hair short. Also, heat reduction during labor/fighting and 0% chance of it "getting in your eyes" during a life/death scenario.

Additionally, short hair (either bald or buzzed) wards off disease and pests (lice). It is usually one of the first things to happen to a man when he is initiated into a group of men with similar goals (again, military, firemen, etc.). Obviously, "not having lice" is not intimidating, per se, but I believe there is a larger indication here that that the man you are looking at with buzzed/bald head has fully committed to a goal larger than himself. In effect, this supports the first post as well:
>>41535368

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>>41535368

>>41535920
t. bald and proud HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>41535929
dude is like 50 kilos

>>41536114
fuuuuck yeah kill la kill cosplays

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>>41535361
When the time is right I will part with my hair.

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>>41536080

His pencil neck fucking ruins everything!

Bald men with masculine facial structures, thick neck, broad frame, muscular body, and 6 feet tall are very intimidating.

But I have seen bald numales, and they are not intimidating at all.

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>>41538497
Good goals...

Why couldn't Immortan Joe retain his gains?

>>41535368
super kek

because they literally look like a veiny dick

u gun get fukked

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>>41535368

>>41536043

this desu

>>41535361
>MUH MUSELS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buuC2IHqgCk

>>41535368
thread

>>41535361
Btw I have literally seen this guys dick and it is HUGEEEEEE
t. Lady
Re: tits or etc - foad

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>>41535368
Topkek

>>41536510
The swedish woman has dark hair and eyes. Probably a jew

>>41535434
Also false, it means theyre making too much DHT, which fucks up their hair folicles to the point where they cant recieve any nutrients to continue growing

>>41539968
Also false. Their hair follicles are just more sensitive to DHT. I have DHT up the ass because I roid and I have thick long hair. It's purely genetic.

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>>41535368

>>41535368
this is the best fucking reply I've read in years

>>41536151
that's a fucked up panda

>>41538494
>uneven adonis belt, probably from jerking off too much
So I'm not alone with this problem.

>>41540014
And I'm natty and my hairline is receding already at 24 plus I'm thin at the top.

I'm also a RN so as a professional healthcare professional I can confirm it's genetics.

>>41535368

10/10 post. I laughed a lot.

But my autism has to spoil the fun. Plenty of bald guys (i.e. a large portion of the adult male population) have successful careers and still have a lot to lose.

>>41539925
Or a roma, Scandinavia is infested with them.

>>41541019
Thats not autism that's just reddit Humor and you should kys

Having a full head of hair is objevtively more attractive than not but hanging onto it when your hair is clearly not thick enough anymore is just plain sad and you WILL look better if you shave it off. Pretty much every woman I've talked to about this says it's better to just shave it off if it ever comes to my hair thinning past a certain point.

>>41535529
Lol, have you gone outside and looked at most bald men every once in a while? Fucking idiot.

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>>41535929
literally 2 factors.

BALD

WITH MUSCLES

how did you miss one of the two you gigantic autist

>>41535361
Retards are scary.

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>>41535368

>>41541041
not really, the black hair probably comes from south german or wallonian decent, which is not uncommon.

>>41539925
She was actually sort a wackjob and even her family did not support her actions

funny story though, some artist made a statue of her and donated it to the city, the staue were later removed becaus of a public outrage

>>41539925
>>41541041
>>41541094
she was a polish jew who most likely didn't even speak swedish

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>>41535368

>>41535361
47. He's a fictional hitman and assassin who always kills it's targets, mostly by making them look like freak accidents, but also sniping and close and personal with a garrote. What makes him especially dangerous is that he is far more stronger and deadlier than any human being, and people barely notice him in public since he knows how to hide in plain sight.

And he doesn't officially even exist to begin with.

>>41535368

include me in screencap, my names luke

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>>41535368
Fpbp

>>41540944
no, he's walking

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>>41535368

>>41541055

What has that got to do with anything when I'm specifically talking about muscular bald men.

If you weren't tripping over yourself to be a cunt you'd be able to actually read a post before you try and shit on it. Go sit and face the corner you fucking dunce.

>>41541335

Hahaha savage

>>41541345
xD le SAVAGE

>>41535361
ask for it

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>>41535368
bald fags BTFO

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>>41535361
>>41535368

>>41539884
shit crop do it better

>>41535376
chill out Freud

>>41535361
OT but the albino was my first crush. Used to fantasize being pushed down to my knees by him and forced to swallow every inch.

No homo of course.

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>>41535368
hairlets on suicide watch

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>>41535368

>>41535361
was Hood dyel?

>>41536510
Bet she is proud of how Sweden turned out

>>41535368
nuclear kek

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>>41535368