How to /maori mode/, lads?

>>41528531
Have corn beef and kumura everyday

>>41528531

Be born on a small island in the Pacific Ocean.

>>41528549

HOly fuck corn beef and islanders.

In high school we had a new kid in a 99% white school, he was an islander. Any time he met a new person who chatted with him for a bit he would invite them over to his house for corned beef

>>41528549
>>41528574
What's the problem here? Corned beef is good,

>>41528531
be a real life demigod voicing a fictional demigod

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How do I reach this mode.

>>41528531
Is Alex Jones /maori mode/?

>>41528604
Find a shark and let him bite you.

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>>41528531
you don't chose the maori life m8, the maori life chooses you

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>>41528598
>demigod
>phrauding manlet
pick one

>>41528681
>tripfag

opinion thrown in the fucking trash

Bourbon/Cola premixes, pig hunting with uncle, scraps in the shopping centre of a rural town, methamphetamine, all until failure

Island pulls

maori are scum

>>41528593
all the maoris steal and eat shitty canned corned beef

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that dance they and nz people do is so fkn cringeworthy lmao

Everytime someone tries to thank you, cut them off half way and say your welcome

The gains come soon after

>>41529120
>tfw NZ high schoolers display more test than 90% of American youth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnJdfqs_L-I

>>41528531
Maori are small compared to (proper) islanders i.e. tonga/samoa/fiji

>>41529329
too much filthy euro blood i guess

>>41528531
It's too late for you to achieve /maui mode/, your mom should have thrown you into the sea when you were a baby when she had the chance.

>walk into the gym
>shove everyone off benches, out of racks and complete compound movements while yelling "YOU'RE WELCOME" x failure

>>41529387
>>41529299
What is this meme

>>41529120

It's fucking cool, it gets you amped just watching it. I wish Australians had a hukka equivalent, all we have is this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUVYjzvZzjs

>>41528667
Hnghhhh

Annoying thing is he's probably natty too

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>>41529328
>that white kid on the left

>>41529462
And they say white people don't have a culture

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>>41529462
its fucking cringeworthy. when legit tribesmen did it it was cool, but when some brainwashed sheeplet faggots do it thinking theyre cool, its just cringeworthy
>>41529328
im sure its just because of that dance lol

>>41529399
It's a didney movie you dip

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI6TRTBZUMM

>>41529558
when I saw him I immediately thought about /fit/

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>>41528531

>>41528604
Be jawsome.

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How do I reach this mode

Imagine his bench with those tiny trex arms and massive ribcage

>>41529462
that fucking chubby white kid in the front kek

>>41531735
god i hope that fag Kurapika get killed, never getting his fag revenge for his fag family...

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>>41528574
>"Hey man you're new here right? Whats up?"

>"Not much, want to go to my place for some corned beef?"

>>41532081
All the eggs.

>>41528604
Where is this from?

>>41532092
looks like King Shark from DC comics