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>>41526563
that is not of this earth

no calves

God dammit,, and I feel embarrassed to take a normal selfie. This girl's go no shame. I gotta step up

I let a qt girl with a twitch punch me in the face over the weekend. She hit ok but it was in that moment that I realized that I could probably fight at least 7 women at one time

Women are extremely weak

>>41526593
Nectar of the Gods.

>>41526615
One good punch to the chin is all it takes, but how beta are you, lmao!!! What a cuck

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Muscular asses do not feel good. Like if you grab a girl's ass and it is rock-solid muscle, it really is not a good feeling.

>>41526615
Yeah it is pretty amazing honestly, just from horseplay with girls I can understand how vulnerable they are. 1 pound of male muscle is literally as good as 10 pounds of female muscle

>>41526649
That's true, but too soft can also be a negative, ever try to fuck a girl with a soft ass doggy style? You have to keep the cheeks spread open so it won't droop over your cock.

You want a girl with a wide/soft ass. Not just narrow and soft

>>41526615
Been punched in the face by women twice. One chick was a stripper that I had to rassle because she was catfighting in front of customers, and she suckerpunched me later that night. The second was some drunk cunt who thought I was her husband and incoherently blamed me (or her husband rather) for some dumb incoherent shit before cocking back.

Both times it was more irritating than threatening.

Women are embarrassingly weak.

also

>put in chokehold by chick I had been fucking
>actually started choking
>tfw being put in a chokehold gives you a boner
>stand up and ram her head into a ceiling fan

Ruined weak chicks for me forever. Too bad 90% of women that work out are conned into meme workouts, leaving like .01% of the female population actually strong.

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>>41526649
When I lost my virginity it was to a chick with a muscle-ass. My groin was bruised for a week.

>>41526642
She said she punched hard, I was drunk and wanted to see

>>41526563

https://www.instagram.com/alexislima1/?hl=en

>>41526691
I've had a girl slap the shit out of me once for saying something stupid drunk.

>>41526563
Disgusting, way too fat, thin girls with no ass or tits are best. They are cute.

>>41526674
>You have to keep the cheeks spread open so it won't droop over your cock.
that's what i want you dunderhead

>>41526984
I wish they'd make me a mod so I could just ban you along with all the rest of the shitposters.

>>41526674
Have you ever fucked a girl with a soft ass? The jiggle from your thrusts and the clapping sounds it makes is fucking amazing

>>41526594
big calves are ugly on both genders

>>41526984
You sound like an /r9k/ weeb

>>41526615
I dared a girl in work she couldn't beat me at wrestling long story short I ended up getting paraded through the office in a headlock whilst my colleagues smacked my ass as I passed

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>>41526563

>>41526649
muscles are only rock solid when you flex them you retard. I bet a muscular ass feels great when relaxed, even better then a fatty one

>>41526691
>put in chokehold by chick I had been fucking
why?

>>41527587
Y not

>>41527692
cuck?