>had vasectomy done last Friday >Urge to fap already through

I had the same problem when I got circumcised a few years ago. Put ice in a ziplock bag and put that on your peepee

Talk to your urologist, moron.

>>41521048
>I had the same problem when I got circumcised a few years ago.

same. watching a bunch of porn in bed wasn't a great idea

>>41521048
Why would an adult get circumcised ?

>>41521647
because he is fucking dumb and wanted to mutilate his penis

>>41521040
I hope you have a freezer in your shed, must be fucking annoying trying to sneak into the house to grab an ice pack.

>>41521682
Or maybe he had phimosis? Ignorant cunt.

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>>41521690
Still stupid, better live with foreskin, now he is jew tier goy. Phimosis is just jewish construct, it is easily treated, you dont have to cut your foreskin off, jew is always trying to cut your foreskin off, be aware

>>41521775
>better to live with a foreskin that renders sex impossible

kys

>>41521690
this is the kind of comment id imagine a fat woman to post on facebook

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>>41521782
you got tricked by jews, this is jew invented disease, you can treat it with natural herbs, how could he fall for this is dont believe it, you got your foreskin cut off by being tricked to do it, they lied to you

Why did you get a vasectomy done in the first place?

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>>41521806
because he fell for jewish tricks

Can we just start banning any IP that has visited /pol/ in the last 30 days?

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>>41521863
Only if you will help me to cash my shekels into gold from swiss banks

>>41521806

Gf can't into taking the pill, fucks her puss up.
Those anti-baby boat anchor things are scary.
Condors suck.

Now I can turn the qt3.14 into a twinkie all I want without risk.

>>41521885
but what will happen when you will want to have a child ?

>>41521902

I won't, I don't like kids and I much prefer to not bring a child into the world where it won't be loved unconditionally.

>>41521924
i can guarantee that one day you will fucking beg to have children

>>41521885
>getting a vasectomy for a woman you're not even married to

whew lad.

>>41521040
>Getting a vasectomy for any reason
Kill yourself.

>>41521689
Kek

>>41521983

>Can't get forced into paying some sluts alimony because the kid literally can't be mine.

>>41522046
>literally can't ever have children because you put ""some slut"" before yourself

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I had a tight foreskin once, left the gland super sensitive and made sex difficult. I got prescribed a cream to apply to it while routinely pulling the skin back. Eventually the gland was exposed and it took a few showers to reduce sensitivity. Foreskin functions perfectly naturally.

>>41522074

I've always abhorred the idea of having children, even before I even got the chance to get my dick wet.

I'm basically worthless so I don't want to spawn a kid in a shitty situation.
I might be a dirt-tier human but I'm not a nigger.

>>41521040
You failed your race OP

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>>41522287
he did, fell for tricks designed for goyim

>>41521647
>>41521682
>>41521690

I had severe phimosis and steroid cream wasn't effective. It was a partial circumcision. Best decision of my life.

>>41522287
>fuck individual autonomy cause some insecure white supremacists tell us we have to fight the jews

Getting a vasectomy is kinda... maybe not now, but what if 10, 20 shit even 50 years down the line you change your mind? I hate the idea of kids, but I still wouldn't get one cause you just never know what future you wants.

>>41523350

Here's my honest thoughts on that.

If, and that's a big if, I ever change my mind then I'll have to slap down 3-4k.
And that doesn't guarantee success.

If it ever gets that far, that's a pretty big if, then it's one of those things I can't change and just accept.

It's done now, if I ever change my mind then that's just tough shit.

>>41523172
oy vey

Don't get a fucking vasectomy, first, it will affect your test levels (look it up), second, it makes you unable to have children which is the epitome of being the alpha male, third, your body will produce antibodies against your own sperm, fourth, it is possibly connected to some shit like alzheimers.

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>>41523855
>it makes you unable to have children which is the epitome of being the alpha male

>>41523855
>It makes you unable to have children which is the epitome of being the alpha male

I'm more alpha than the lot of you combined by not holding myself to nigger-tier standards.

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>>41523855
>good goy, spend all your money raising up future taxpayers :^)

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>>41522104

>>41521885
You fucking idiot.

>>41521782
Phimosis makes it bettet you fucking idiot

>>41524084
>he thinks fucking random women for the rest of his miserable life is more alpha than fucking around for a bit then finding an innocent qt wife to settle down with and raise a strapping young son and a smart young girl who you can trust to carry on your lineage and maintain the family name

Literally /beta/

>>41521040
I had one a couple of years ago. Just get tight boxer shorts and relax. It'll be swollen and uncomfortable for a bit, but it doesn't take long to be in working order.

If you get a vasectomy for a non-medical reason you should really just kill yourself

>>41521805
dude weed cures cancer lmao

>>41522046
In most countries the (((courts))) can still get you for "taking on a fatherly role" or shit like that. Wish I was kidding, look it up

>>41524368
Where did I ever say that you faggot moron?
>finding an innocent qt wife
>raise a strapping young son and a smart young girl
Honestly kill yourself you autist

>>41523405
Speaking as someone who has one, the longer you have it, the more difficult it is to be reversed. People will judge the fuck out of you for getting a vasectomy, but always remember that you did it after much thought.

You might, or might not regret it in the future. The point is that everyone has to live with the consequences of their actions. Accepting that you made these decisions with the best information available is the best way to go about it.

Having said this, I haven't regretted getting a vasectomy even once. Sex is SO much more enjoyable without paranoia. And I love knowing that no matter what happens I will have control over my life, for good or for ill it will be my choices controlling my destiny - not the follies of a defective condom.

>>41524427
You posted a reaction image while quoting that line you retard

>>41521806
Because I suspect my gf is cheating. So if she get pregnant I can confront her and fuck her life up

>>41524447
So since I think having kids isn't the epitome of being an alpha male, that automatically means I think being a man slut is? You're honestly fucking retarded.

>>41524368
You can be monogamous with a vasectomy just as well. Also, what if you just don't like the idea of children and find it morally reprehensible to create entities that can suffer, just so you can satisfy your feelings of inadequacy when realising that nothing you do is ultimately meaningful?

>>41522074
>2017
>still want to have crying ball of jew
Wew

>>41521647
Because washing his dick takes effort.

>>41521690
Just stretch it till the skin breaks and bleeds. Occasionally, pull that shit back.

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>>41524479
>find it morally reprehensible to create entities that can suffer, just so you can satisfy your feelings of inadequacy when realising that nothing you do is ultimately meaningful?

Go fucking kys yourself.

>>41524530
>>41524530
I'm quite happy as is, thank you very much. Just turned 24 today. I've fallen in love, travelled the world, I have a wonderful job lined up, I'm finishing a book and the last four years of my life have been nothing short of fantastic.

All in all, my life only keeps getting better the older I get. I'm just starting to scratch the surface of my potential, and I don't see this stopping any time soon. Why the fuck should everyone live to your standards when they wouldn't derive nearly as much satisfaction from it, than if they pursued their own passions?

Also /pol/ please go.

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>your own clear goal in life is to pass on your genes
>kill it

>>41521040

>Had a benign skin tumour on my shaft cut out
>Got to day 3 before too horny
>itouchmyself.jpeg
>fapped
>Cauterised hole in dickskin opened
>blood mixed with precum to form a frothy pink foam
>painful and pleasurable at same time
>hurt too much to continue

>>41524631

The pain you'll feel when you inevitably touch yourself will be enough to distract you from doing it again.

>>41524624
B-BUT IF YOU'RE NOT HAVING KIDS YOU'RE AUTOMATICALLY WORTHLESS BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SAVING THE WHITE RACE!!!1!11

>>41524627
Maybe if you're an animal, which most people seem to be.

>>41524669
I'm actually an odd mixture of all races as is. I have Hispanic, Spanish, German, Polish, genes in my body. I'm a 194cm, deep voiced, and lighter version of Andre the Giant, if he were tanned. So all in all I'm not saving any races by having or not having children.

I'm like that mutt on the street you don't particularly know what breed it is as it has aspects of every single one.

>year or two away from gel vasectomy
>would have as good of an effect than traditional but could easily be reversed when you change your mind (and you will)

Kinda jumped the gun, laddy

>>41524706
You're forgetting it still has to go through medical trials and approval...

>>41521863
only if we ban any IP that's been to reddit

>>41524479
THANK YOU I KNOW THIS FEEL SO MUCH

itt people having children because THEY want them, not because the child consents to being born

>>41524743
Here's an article you'll enjoy which goes in depth about those feelings, and explain them:

https://tantalusreborn.com/2016/03/31/the-unconscious-horror/

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>start lifting after being a lazy fuck all my life
>spend two months on meme 5x5 from the sticky
>start feeling much better, steady gains, squating is fun :)
>doing squats today when a random ukrainian tells me I am making it all wrong, gonna bust out my knees and fuck up my spine simultaneously
>now i struggle to keep proper form with an empty barbell, squating is no longer fun :(