>Hey there, handsome, you mirin'?

fuck off
*kicks her chain in*

>pushes into lake

>>41513380
I'll admit it, I'm mirin

She could walk until she took up crossfit.

>>41513380
i've got this weird fetish for amputees/cripples/prosthetic limbs, but still fit chicks.

so uh...post more.

>>41513380
I bet she gives a mean handie

>>41513380
*insert one night stand copypasta*

>>41513380
Well you werent going to feel ny dick anyways

>>41513457
Explain yourself. Do you fap to the Paralympics?

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>>41513380
Wendy?

The weak should fear the strong

>Pushes out of chair into lake
>Go to gym and use handicap spot
>No one can say anything because I'm in a wheelchair
>Manlets still mad that I'm still taller than them
>Squat PR before rolling out the gym

>>41513483
i've never really looked into it.

i mean, shit's so weird even to me that I do my best to avoid it, i've already ruined 'normal' shit enough already.

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>>41513504
How does this make you feel?

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>>41513380
Don't you think you're leaning too much on that wheelchair? Like you'll fall over into the water?

You're putting too much weight onto that side and I have a worry that the particular wheelchair would fall over, it doesn't look like one of the better ones, in fact it's a bit small.

>tfw only say this because this has happened to my grandfather too many times to count

>I don't know what's more beautiful, you or the view. How about you let me please take you on a date?


Honestly guys, just don't be autistic. It doesn't have to be that hard

>>41513515
her delts are amazing.

would wife.

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>>41513542

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>>41513522
>not saying 'are u an archeologist
>not flexing a cep
>not asking to be in London
>talking to girls at all
>being attracted to girls at all
read the sticky, faggot

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>>41513561
What is the origin of flex a cep?

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>>41513553

OK... this is DAMN Inpirational.

She could have given up and got fat and lived off USA tax payers.... bbbbbut NO.... kicks ass at gym.

I pray she has a job and can work stuff with her hands and mind.

>I would date her if I knew her.

>>41513553

goddamnit, i'm trying to do no-fap as a discipline adjunct to cutting, and this is making it hard.

no pun intended.

>>41513522
>forgetting to flex a 'cep
Laughinggirls.png

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>>41513604
>>41513610

>>41513628
t. male nurse
would happily change her colostomy bag.

and now, i'm kind of wondering how many people have fucked a colostomy.

>>41513522
>PLEASE

What a cuck

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>>41513683

Knew a dude who was a bartender at Bennigans Pub (oldfag here).

Nigga (white) had 2 bags... His Dad was in Vietnam and had agent orange exposure.... son born had spina bifida and thus no nerve connection to bladder / colon.

>Told me he f*cked chicks with his shirt on

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>>41513522
>actually saying this in real life

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>>41513579
It was some autistic anon giving pick up advice in mirin thread I believe. Phrasing of his post made it copy paste material and was even made into pic related.

>>41513380
mirin those crossfit results

There's a QT3.14 grill in my uni class
I call her hotwheels.

>>41513832
I'd call her that to her face.

Hopefully, she'd laugh. If not, she has a shit sense of humor.

>>41513832
Post picture

No beautiful, you walkin?

>>41513781
>>41513704
>>41513561

Be honest, you guys virgins or What? Girls crave a guy who can make them smile as hard as he can make them have orgasm. Introduce me to your sisters, I'll prove it

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>>41513885
Yeah, except how about you actually read that embarrassing line out loud and tell me unironically that it's not an autistic cringefest.

>virgin

You want a copy of my daughter's DNA test or you wanna just take my word for it?

>>41513832
>>41513882

>>41513885
>who can make them smile
You will never learn, manlet, just like you will never have superior HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE. Those are the only things that girl crave for.

>>41514003
Why would I want 50% of your wife's boyfriend DNA

less beta/cuck shit, more hot crippled women.

fucking faggots ruining this board with /r9k/ and /soc/ shit.

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>>41514096
Is this aesthetic?

Because it sure as hell isn't functional.

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>>41514063
Good question - I assume you'd want 100%

>>41514120
nice wordplay

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Dayum

>>41513380
are you working out?

>>41513380
I don't like women with wheelchair arms. Too close to man arms.

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>>41514191
I don't see the problem. They're still feminine and fit.

>>41514155
is that bella thorne?

if they were down to give me head every other hour I would consider

if they were rich too that would help

>>41513380
My first thought.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAdiBYqBIR4

>>41514155
2/10 she skips leg day

>>41514258
>no ass
dropped

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>>41514274
Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_ZPOoEmGTU
>>41514302
How original.

>>41514122
Actually a pretty good response kek.

>Honestly I'd date one but would try very hard to just get to know the person
>Truth is its hard to stay with them for a long time, being in this state kind of sucks

>>41514120
I would tie her up in bdsm and fuck her roughly

>>41513483
It's all due to katawa shoujo

>>41513380
>I like the way you roll

>>41513553
>>41513380
>>41513515
lmao does she even do legs?

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>>41513380
She would never say no to anal.

>>41515280
Reee, go away dumb copypasta poster.

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>>41513453
kek

>>41513553

lmao chickenlegs....she has powerful mindset though

>>41513380
rullestolman?

ITT: War Machined

>>41513380
Nobody talks like that.

>>41513522
she's already crippled, why would you give her cancer?

>>41513380
Push her in the water, end her suffering..

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>>41515652
>the people chained to the police car

>>41513515
Why is she wearing running shoes?

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>>41515652
>that guy who collapses diddlying a fucking stick at the 0:38 mark
>that guy who twatted someone in the face with a medicine ball

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>>41513885
Nah I'll introduce myself for you bro

>>41514155
overcompensating is always the best motivation

>>41514122
beautiful

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>>41513483
>Explain yourself. Do you fap to the Paralympics?
>>41513504
>i've never really looked into it.
Not him but I can kind of relate. Caution though, this is probably all just pseudo-psych 101...

But it probably has to do with some lizard brain need to "protect". If they're disabled in a way, then you feel the need to be there. Which in a way puts you in the position of the provider (power thing). The fact that they're /fit/ shows that they're still capable and still able to function "normally" in terms of intelligence, determination, etc. In film two characters that stand out are Imperator Furiosa from Mad Max, and that IDF girl from World War Z. Both of them lose an arm, but both are also capable in their own ways. However, both at some point require the help of others.

my 0.02. or likely just autism.

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>>41517504
fuck off

>>41513522
>being this desperate for (You)'s

>>41516683
Best running shoes of her life - buy once and you don't have to change them.

>>41515652
need this with sound pls

>>41513553

She's been trying to put those balls away for 4 hours now but that asshole just keeps putting them back on the floor.

This is struggle that transabled people face everyday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5le9sYdYkM

>>41514155
>arms as big as legs

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>ywn have a petite 5'4 wheelchair bound red-lipstick wearing blonde haired blue eyed qt girlfriend to protect who will always love you because you love her unconditionally despite her disability
why even live

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>>41513380
She overdid it at handsome, so I guess she needs something from me because no one else is near.

good damn I'm one ugly loser

>>41514120
Wow, the female ability to be a whore transcends both age and handicap.

I have a question. Would wheelchair girl cheat on you with chad if he asked her ?

>>41515652
pregnant lady lifing like thata.....

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>>41513484
Lucy legless?

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>>41513553
tfw no katawa shoujo gf

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>>41514566
Shizune clearly best girl

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>>41513553
>dem moon physics when she throws the balls and she is pushed backwards

>>41518103
you mean 3'4
cus of the wheelchair
you know
it makes her shorter
get it?

>>41513553
you'd think she has strong lats for being able to climb with the wheelchair right?
heh guess again, her legs don't weigh.

>>41514063
>>41514258
virgins detected

>>41513380
>"sure but i gotta go, leg day"

>>41519610
>not skipping leg day in solidarity with the less fortunate

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>>41513380
Depends on if your vagina still works. If it does, then sure. But I'm just letting you know right now, I'm looking for someone who can birth strong white children for me to help me save my race, so I'm probably not going to get serious about you.

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>>41519729
>he thinks he can't make babies with hotwheels

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>>41519753
But will they be suitable for saving the white race? Not when their mother is half machine, I'll bet.

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>>41519775
Their genes don't change if they get in an accident and lose the use of their legs.

>>41518678
Of course she would. All bitches are always looking to get a leg up in the mating department.