FPH/FPS

i dont like fat people because they are fat

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>>41510024
But do you hate them tho?

>>41510124
cause they put EFFORT into continuing being a piece of shit. by eating like a normal human being they would loose so much weight but they have a mental disorder.

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New Target C9 fitness commercial
>Hambeast doing ballet
>This hamplanet literally is spinning and creating her own field of gravity

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>>41510274
Reminds me of this classic.

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>>41510375
>>41510375
So.... this is the power of the #swoleleft

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>>41510413

>>41510375
Why keep using the word Nazi?
They are just not going to give that word any meaning anymore like they did with racist and sexist

>>41510496
In america if you disagree with a liberal they are a communist and if you disagree with a conservative they are a nazi

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>>41510448

>>41510492

based bouncer

>>41510521
It shows

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>>41510571
Why do fat fucks like feminism so much?

There needs to be a fat person Holocaust

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>>41510590
Because without it they'd have to work to earn other people's respect and validation. It's the classic "not because I can't, but because I don't want to". They convince themselves that they actually like the way they look and that they don't need no man.

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>>41510395
every time

>>41510601
Being sent to work camps is precisely what they need

>>41510435
Kek'd

>>41510515
>National socialism
>socialism
Y-Yeah, it's the nationalism that's bad

>>41510694
>Intense Yoga

>>41510274
Holy fuck! Is that muthafukin trigglypuff

>>41510536
>the hole was so big they had to shore up the sides
LMAO

>>41510515
And in the rest of the western world, if you disagree with the left then you're arrested for offensive speech.

>>41510124
I'm sure her empire expands further than the British Empire at it's height.

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>>41510590
why do fat fucks vote conservative so much?

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>>41510124
The girl who made this came to my school recently and talked to our class. She's fucking enormous, really motivated me to keep pushing myself to stay in shape.

>>41510375
She's right

>>41510435
those are fake and are masculine skeletons tho

>>41511088
lmao we triggered a libturd

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>>41511088
:^)

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>>41511088
cherry picking

>>41510144
it's cause they all lift like madmen and left humanity behind ages ago dummy

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>>41511088
Really makes u think

>>41510536
Mortician here, I fear the day I'll have to put one of those into the ground.

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>>41511153
>>41511166
How could he have lost with a campaign run by well adjusted successful people such as this?

I-it had to be a massive conspiracy against him!

>>41511188
those god damn russians making well rounded people lose elections
now im a #xenophobicliberal

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>>41510590
Why do fat fucks love guns so much?

>>41510375
she's not wrong. although i dont think she and i mean the same thing when saying "nazi"

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Why do fat fucks like carnivals so much?

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>>41511208
because fatties usually believe retarded shit
like black lives mattering

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>mfw I will never be as angry as the ass ravaged feminist spamming the thread atm

Body positivity is a womyns issue :^)

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Why do fat fucks like the armed forces so much?

>>41511253
why is it always a fat fucking mexican on these thinggs

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>>41511251
>mfw another fem fatty gets so booty blasted she starts trying to derail a fph thread in between her cheesburger bites

I wonder if fattychan saw her day going like this when she woke up

>>41510375
That is not a woman.

>>41510209
the way the fucking guy tries to ram her through the door with the shopping cart is the fucking funniest shit i've ever seen holy shit

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ok but why do fat fucks like bad clothing decisions so much?

incoming fashion crime dump

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>>41511251
>>41511274
>>41511277
I guess todays thread theme is obesity and feminism

They go together like a double cheeseburger and a super sized cup of high fructose corn syrup

>>41510435
the skeleton to the right belongs to a gorilla

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>>41511294

>>41511294
because body positivity horseshit makes these people think they look good
somehow

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>>41511310

>>41511309
>"Just a taste, james,"
nope.jpg

>>41511208
Why do liberals love black dick so much?

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>>41511088
>>41511208
Hit a nerve didn't we :)

>>41510694
This just made me sad

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>>41511325

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>>41511314
the People of Walmart site, the FPS hub of an earlier age, featured these things before the body positivity movement

if you let yourself go that far, you'll be numb to shame.

>>41511363
THICC

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Okay but why do fat fucks like animal abuse so much?

i have a LOT of stories of my bitchy, fat, feminist and "vegan" stepmother. tell me if you want to hear some.

The last one is:
>she literally is a doctor, spends 1000€ a year on diet related books, falls for every fad diet
>last trend was veganism, because it is hip in Italy,
>can't literally even stand to her convinction, eat cheese every day instead of tofu and shit
>steps on a scale, she is over 200 lbs
>start a fad diet where she eats 500kcal a day, only from proteins

>>41511445
it reminds me of boogie eating that mayo

>>41511449
Maybe if you were a better writer or story teller

>>41510510
I hope to find a girl one day who looks at me as lovingly as she does those cans of Pringles.

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In America, even the dogs are obese.

>>41510694
omfg.. i died lol

>>41510590
feminism gives them a main point to blame for all their problems, in this case that patriarchy doesn't accept their obese bodies

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In China, even tigers are obese.

>>41511102
>>41510920
I fucking knew it!

>>41510013
ma boy fitness trainer Julius

>>41511553
Oh shit a real life Garfield

>>41510496
I don't really care since I call them all commies

>>41511483
it's kinda hard to write in a foreign language but i appreciate your support

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>>41510448
how did they know what to blur?

>>41511325
Our ancestors died for this.

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>>41511494
ok but we're all gonna make it, bros

>>41511494
Most obese dogs have obese owners because they literally can't take them out for a walk.

>>41510375

>Flea market cross dressing vs Hugo Boss.

Nice

>>41511603
based obie making it.

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>>41511088
>america

>>41511449

This is the thing I've realized. To be a doctor you have to be intensely good at self-motivation, be able to memorize tons of information, be able to function and keep going on little sleep, and have keen observational skills. You don't actually need to be that much smarter than any other professional.

>>41511663
Pretty much this. I had shit motivation, so I burned out of that field. I was smart enough to get B's without much studying, but when I got to the upper division classes which required a lot of memorization, that's when shit started to fall apart.

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>>41511188
>those teeth
she literally has a tooth or two in front of the rest of the row.

>>41511603
Great job Obie

>>41511709
she isn't shitting is she?

>>41511709
>free smells

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>>41511709
mirin that squat strength

>>41511964
Wait, that "dude" on the left, is that the same person from that squatting gif?

>>41510430

underrated post

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>>41512032
>tfw when you're hitting it from behind and tap one of his discs and paralyze him

>>41512083
>trans woc deathfats

I really need to start watching this anime.

>>41511553
I wonder where my pipe went...

>>41512083
>presenting priviledge

>>41510124
>empire
>dictator

jesus if you're a fat shite at least try to be intellegent

>>41510544
Damn that's a cutie on the left though!

>>41511251
YOU'RE the one who's triggered sweetie

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PAY MY HEALTHCARE!

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>>41510571

>>41512435
It's like they're in a competition to see who says the most SJW thing to get approval from others

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>>41511208

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>>41510435
Pre photoshop image

Also they used the same fucking skull, further proof fat people are lazy

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>>41511494
Meanwhile, in Jolly Old England...

>>41511445
This monkey is an absolute boss. He figured out the tourists' food was tasty af and decided to set his gang of theiving monkey henchmen to bring him all they could find, later handing out scraps to the younger males.

When the authorities came to abduct our aspiring jabba the hut and put him on a diet his gang fought to protect him. Now he's in fatty prison eating nuts and other nutritious shit for a while.

An absolute legend.

>>41512504

Someone didnt read the whole thing, fucking idiot.

>>41512471
That is virtue signalling and is exactly what they're doing, it's a passive aggressive competition though which allows them to act out their natural womanily bitch act while simultaneously not starting conflict.

>>41512666
>reading the shit fatties write
lol

>>41512691

A fatty didnt write it you fool. It was made by someone trying to bait fatties to share it on social media. It says right there that its a human skull photoshopped onto a gorilla skeleton.

The whole point of the image is to test if fatties will actually read it all before posting, you fell for a fatty trap, how do you feel?

>>41512496
dear god

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Help me out, /fit/
>work at a bakery
>we get so many hamplanets, it's ridiculous
>some smallfats, others type O celestial bodies
>want to take pictures of them for keks, currently looking for a small spy camera that I can put into the hem of my uniform

What kind of legal trouble can I get into if I get caught? You think I might lose my job?
Pic related

>>41512760
kek anon don't do that

>>41511229
Fried dough
Deep fried twinkies
Food never more than a few steps away

>>41510144
>install gentoo
emerge gym
>Can't emerge gym, package not found

>>41510209
If her mobility scooter had JATO rockets for this purpose, the world would be a better place.

>>41510274
>>This hamplanet literally is spinning and creating her own field of gravity
The reason LIGO's data is so noisy.

>>41510536
>>41511176
Meanwhile CAT is excited about upselling the bone yard on heavier equipment.

>>41511088
>too fat to see dick
>blame mexicans and arabs
sounds like american 'conservatism' to me

>>41510435
is that legit? do fatties get so fat that it deforms their fucking skeletons?

>>41511208
Because they're entirely powerless otherwise?

>>41513068
Do schools not teach reading comprehension anymore?

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>>41513061
>>41513081
There he does again.

>>41513081
>>41513061
>samefagging to get you
And you make fun of trump supporters lmao

>>41512370
I believe coverage should be universally available. I also believe it is completely reasonable to charge fat fucks and drug users more. Who should I vote for?

>>41512496
There are two solutions. One is /k/ and fast; the other is /fit/ and slow. Choose wisely.

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>>41510395
>they're both named Jenkins

>>41510694
I'll never understand these wacky new dances that the kids are up to these days.

>>41513148
>And you make fun of trump supporters lmao
They're easy targets... can talk shit on them for high reps.

>>41510557
What's wrong with a fat girl doing herself up? Afraid she might turn you on or something?

>>41511188
To be fair, the DNC did conspire against him. He still wouldn't have won though. Keep in mind that I hate both him and Clinton.

>>41510536
>damn that's big hole

Gets me every time

>>41513068
Try reading, you dumb nigger.

>>41511251
>tfw no smug Tay gf
End my goddamned life already.

>>41510601
its called diabetes

>>41513335
Too treatable. In a decade it will even be curable.

>>41512435
I love how they just have to throw POC and trans in there for brownie points

As a colored person I hate them even more for trying to throw 'muh poc' into everything.

>>41510694
kol

>>41511029
I laughed so hard at this. Underrated post

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this one is quite old but I like it

>>41513699
That filename is fucking spot on

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>>41512496
god dammit /k/ is my homeboard and this is painfully true

>>41511412
>tfw no back tits gf

>>41510510
>Fat on forehead

>>41511553
>tiger bone wine
Sounds yum, where can i get some?

>>41512969
>>Can't emerge gym, package not found
sudo apt-get install gym

127.0.0.0 gym masterrace

>>41513699
>fat insecure cows making company wide policies based on how they feel
>get paid more than I do for doing easy work
>any jokes they make are acceptable, but I have to watch what I say
>closer to corporate than I'll ever be

That's not funny, anon

>>41511152
yeah by mass not numbers lmao

>>41511188
>that qt black autist to the left
muh diccc

>>41513872

Id ask for help too if trying to squat 300 lb ATG...

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>>41511709
>be me last week
>walking through Downtown Los Angeles with gf
>walk past a building and see FREE SMELLS sign
>holy shit, it's real
>look up
>it's Jimmy John's
>had to explain to my gf why I couldn't stop laughing like an autist
>show her this picture
>she loses her shit as well

There wasn't a hambeast taking a shit on the sidewalk outside, but it was still fucking funny.

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>>41513902
>apt-get

>>41513918
I'm just in shock that there was a black person at a Bernie Sanders rally

Most of them look like Klan rallies

>>41512760
>What kind of legal trouble can I get into if I get caught? You think I might lose my job?
You shouldn't get in any legal trouble, in most parts of the world it's legal to take pictures/videos of random people in public.
But if you start uploading these pictures to the internet, and if one of these fatties sees it and recognizes the place. They could potentially catch you doing it and make a complaint to your boss and yeah you will get fired.

>>41512760
Alot.
Yes.

>>41513938
for ignucius sake, i wont compile my gym!

>>41513941
It was already pretty obviously fake but did they really need to throw in a guy with an assault rifle at the end?

>>41510375
>Liberals don't realise that they are the Nazis

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I know I'm coming into the thread late but I have a question

How active and intense is the SJW, fatty positive, and cringy liberal movement still today??

Sometimes it seems like the era of 2012 was the golden age of cringey tumblr posts, at least based on the dates of some of the photos I see here.


Where can I go to get the most recent, up to date cringe experience of the current day from SJWs, fatties and feminists?

>>41513699
IS THAT FUCKING THEM
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0

>>41514008
Twitter.

>>41510301
Kinda makes me sad man. She probably worked really hard at practice but now she has it all crash down in front of an audience

>>41514044
If she cared about her dance all she had to do was put down the fork

>>41512760
Do you work at a small bakery? If so, suggest to your boss to run a contest on facebook. Picture with the most shares that tags your shop, wins $50 gift certificate. Pictures must include the person with one of your products.

Fatties will send in pictures themselves. Also tell them as they come in and they'll let you take the picture. Blame internet when they find the picture later.

>>41511133
The one on the right is a gorilla skeleton, with the human skull shooped on

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>>41512948
>part 'Likes to drink alcohol and sell of all their land' indian
>can't resist fried dough
>can an entire loafs worth of dough in a single setting
>recently got diabetes
It's a curse. Damn you white man and your carb/fat rich foods/alcohol

>>41513244
Because it's fucking gross to look at

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>>41511133
>>41511307
>>41512504
>>41512691
>being this retarded

>>41513699
I imagine this would have been before or after the Insight episode where fatty on the left got btfo

>>41510375
What are its pronouns though?

>>41510694
gonna need a source

>>41510413
>L.U.G. In the back with hairy pits developing

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>>41511188
FUCKING RUSSIANS REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>41512083
>>41512128

>>41510209
T H I C C
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C
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>>41513699
i like how much effort they put into their clothes and hair, since theres literally no redeemable qualities in them

>>41513884
I hope this asshole gets a staph infection one day.

Absolutamente asqueroso

>>41510510
How to achieve forehead gainz lads

>>41510013
Went to the store earlier for a quick stop before the gym and got stuck in the "12 items or less" express lane behind a cart full of 30 or so assorted candy items. Looked at who it belonged to and it was some shapeless fatty.

i know it sounds like a dumb thing to be bothered by but fat AND stupid? c'mon. It's the little things

>>41514748
It's more common than you think. Obesity and low intelligence are correlated.

>>41514767
what we need is a genocide or war of some kind to kill them all off

>>41513988
You can just use apt my man

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>>41511153
>>41511166

>>41512142
Good post!

>>41512435
>Don't use fat as a negative word
Fat is a word that has negative connotation when applied to people for an obvious reason, but otherwise is just used to mean big
>Don't engage in pro-diet talk
Don't tell me what I can talk about
>Don't make assumptions about fat people
In order to be fat you have to have the same basic pattern of life common to all fat people; eating to much and working too little
>Stop assuming fat people are unhealthy
It's not an assumption, it's a fact
>Don't hold up "health as the be all of everything - esp when it means "not fat"
How do you feel about people smoking? What about heroin?
>Stop using the word "Obesity" - size is not a disease
Being fat is, by definition, a disease
>Acknowledge fat people get eating disorders too
Good, that'll help them lose weight
>Demand an end to the fear mongering around "childhood obesity"
If we do that more kids will turn into fatasses putting more strain on an already struggling system
>Demand positive fat representation in media
I will if I enjoy it
>Don't tell fat jokes or laugh at them
I will if they're not funny >inb4 "tell you what fatty?"
>Hold your faves responsible for fatphobia
Fatphobia isn't real, discrimination based on action and character is the definition of meritocracy
>boost the voices of fat activists
I will if I agree with them
>Support fat artists
I will if I like their work

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>>41510395
I actually laughed

>>41513884
thanks for the share. Golden to read through.

>>41514901
He's just waiting to go home and post on /r/politics

>>41510144
I wear XL because I'm not a tooty-fruity faggot who wears tight clothing. I'm skinny as fuck though.

>>41510544
Why do fatties always mention throwing up when they're upset?

Is that really the worst experience they can imagine? Losing calories...

>>41510375
the biggest problem with these people is that they think "nazi" means "anyone who isn't a sjw"

I'm an actual jew and I'm not sure if using the word "nazi" without consideration for its meaning is "anti-semitic" or not, but it's definitely RETARDED

>>41511126
>>41511216
jew from here: >>41514994

she IS wrong, because nazis don't exist anymore

it's literally a boogeyman nothing more

sjws just can't update to the times

they still use mid-20th century references for everything

>>41510435
they also gave the gorilla human feet

>>41512760
I don't think legal trouble but definitely fired.

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>>41510375
>tfw people are more receptive to my political extremism now that I'm a sick kunt

>>41511029
>nothing about prostitution

I live in Massachusetts and sjws are everywhere and SO MANY of them are prostitutes. Like not "street corner hookers", just like bitches that do it on the side in addition to their regular job (if they have one). Look up alison rapp, the former Nintendo employee who was/is a prostitute and was the one in charge of all the censorship of Nintendo's games.

>>41514965
I'm 6'2" 173 12%bf and I wear small or medium.

You're a fatass.

>>41514044
You can clearly tell she didn't work hard.

>>41515110
>small
shirtless pics please because I'm about the same and just between medium and L

>>41514960
That and knit a new beanie

>>41512510
fuck that person, that's revolting cruelty
imagine having a dog that can't run about freely

>>41515106
Who'd Fuck a fat SJW whale though? Are they offering steep discounts?

>>41511603
well done pupper

>>41513699
it's like inflated narcissism manifested in a literal physical way

>>41513872
She's supposed to be this "hot fat model", but she literally looks EXACTLY THE SAME AS THOSE OTHER GIRLS.

Like literally none of them are any more or less attractive than the others.

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>>41513699
>average HR department
What is it about HR that attracts fat women so much? At my office there's a parade of delivery people that show up between 11 and 1, Jimmy Johns, Pizza, and all kinds of grubhub app motherfuckers. It's fucking ridiculous, nobody working in front of a computer needs a 1600 calorie lunch.

>>41510013
Fuck you. Back in my day, OP used to start the thread with a contribution.

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>>41515421
HR requires very little effort and can be done entirely from a sitting position.
Due to this, they can easily be replaced by a computer program, but since they have so much sway in who gets hired/fired they remain as literal tumors draining funds from the business.
They also only hire other fat women to their own department so they don't wind up overshadowed by someone more human-sized.

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>>41510013

>>41511088
There are fatties on both sides of the spectrum and everywhere in between. America has an obesity epidemic. The fat fucks are all over.

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>>41511153
>>41511134
It's actually a fact though. Why are conservatives tend to be fatter?

>>41515110
your clothes are too tight then

I'm 145lbs.

>>41515487
>>41515502
that literally overlaps exactly with race

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FPS story for you all
>Be poor unifag
>Paying own tuition
>Training for sf so cardio and strength training like fuck
>burn calories like fuck
>Work wherever I can in the summer to earn roughly 12K, 8 goes to tuition, 2 to books leaving 2 for emergencies
>Earn 500 a month as a reservist, rent eats 300
>Live in shitty apartment with 4 flatmates in crime riddled part of town
>Budget is 50 a week, gym takes 10 a week so 40 for a week left for food, soap ect.
>pic related is my meal plan
>literally everything I eat is on there
>landwhale roommate always talks about how obesity is a class issue
>Says shit like "some people are just too poor for things you need to be healthy, like gym memberships. I'm one of those people."
>Whenever I tell her I’m poor she says 10 dollars a week is more to her than to me
>I’m literally hanging on by a thread, wouldn’t be able to afford to go to school if the university didn’t give out bus passes
>Ask her where she works, tells me she gets all her money from her parents
>mfw she doesn't even do push ups, sits up or body weight exercises that are free but still says she fat because she’s poor
>Want to do is tell her she’d be living it up if she ate better but would get kick out of the apartment because her mom is my landlord
Day of the rope when?

>>41515535
>White adults

>>41515537
anon, a sit up isn't going to fix a fat person, she's eating too much

>>41515559
She doesn't believe she eats too much, she says she has a thyroid issue and the only way to fix it is exercise but won't run because she'll fuck her knees (the only smart thing she's ever said) won't swim because she's self conscience and won't bike because she can't afford one. I told her just eating less would do it but she said she was the expert on living in her body or some shit.

>>41515537
>2 to books
if it's not mandatory for homework, pirate that shit

>>41515627
A lot of them are books with access codes to some software we need to submit work which has DRM

>mfw you need a membership to submit work now

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>>41512083

Deathfats sounds like a DethKlok song.

>>41515502
I'll take the bait. A red state being fat doesn't mean the conservatives are; maybe the blue portion is just extremely fat

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>>41515541
>implying that means anything

>>41515110
are you me?

>button ups either too loose or arms too short
>have a hard time finding 30X34 pants

Where do you shop?

I've got a hell of a lot of stories about one of my managers since I started this fast food job.
>Be me start new job a fast food place
>nice job generally nice people, fuckton of managers
>everyone seems pretty nice
>meet fat manager, lets call her french fry
>french fry has he highest salary out of everyone because she's been working there for 14 years
>unbelievable lazy, bossy, and at the highest stage of fatty delusion.
>always talks about eating healthy when she obviously doesn't eat healthy
>takes over an hour o count drawers between shifts
>constantly gives other people shit about what they're eating, like a fellow employee likes extra salt and she always says "that's gonna catch up to you"
>every single person talks shit about french fry, even the owner, but they don't have a good enough reason to fire her.
>constantly gets closing employees to do part of her job for her and then gets an atitude about how it wasn't done right
>constantly tells people not to stand around and talk, but she never does anything and is constantly talking to our oher manger with no teeth
>her and no teeth call eachother work husband and work wife
Not really a story just a list of annoying fat people shit

>>41515502
Because liberal policies take food off of your table and onto Jamal's.

>>41510301
What got destroyed? Ankle or knee?

>>41516023
Tendon in leg

>>41510590
Because:
1. They automatically get double the victim cred because a) woman and b) fat
2. It's a way to avoid taking responsibility for their own health and fitness by blaming "beauty standards" instead of their own poor life choices
3. It gives them a platform to draw attention to themselves, and what women doesn't love to draw attention to herself at every opportunity?

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>>41516000
>work husband and work wife

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Some fat woman came to my school to do a talk on "radical self love," I made a joke in class about how it was about jacking off and some fat feminist bitch got mad at me talking about how "self love gets women through difficult times" and I was like yeah, it does for men too but if you get too radical with your self love you'll chafe yourself up. The conversation didn't go anywhere productive after that.

>>41514732
kek

>>41511208
>That trigger discipline

>>41513941
I too want to conceal carry an assault rifle someday

>>41510448
Sweden every time

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>>41512510
NOT THE FUCKING DOG YOU ABUSIVE FAT BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41516177
in his defense he could be dry firing in the store to test the trigger

>>41516383
In a trench coat in a barns and noble looking like Eric Gadget
>inb4 gogo gadget ar15

>>41511188
>dude in the glasses and red shirt in the front row reaching a state of nirvana as the pic is taken
lol

>>41513924
looks like a romanian split squat too.

>>41511709

The smells may be free, but you get what you pay for...

>>41511363
This is why girls need to wear two pairs of leggings so that the material doesn't show through

> paranoid about underwear being seen and don't understand how people can be so oblivious to this? Does nobody squat in the mirror when trying on clothes specifically to make sure this doesn't happen???????????????

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>>41513739

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Friendly reminder that FPH content functions as an enabler for obese people to point at James et al. and vindicate their continued unhealthy state.

Friendly reminder that this attitude is necessarily incompatible with a healthy drive for self-improvement.

Friendly reminder that any so-called "testimonials" of users ITT are self-selecting and almost certainly a poor representation of all of the actual population of these threads, plenty of whom are only here to mine content for some FPH subreddit.

Friendly reminder that the regular invasions of political content into these threads is off-topic content for a fitness board.

Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.

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>>41516666
Poor use of highly respectable digits, friend. Nobody gives a shit about any of the things you've lain out in your post. Additionally, you're a monstrous faggot. I bet you're applying to be the new janny you pathetic cuck.

>>41512078
i almost woke my gf laughing you fuck

>>41516666
>reddit spacing
>"friendly reminder"
>no greentext

PLs go back to pleddit.

>>41510557
Not gonna lie id fuck this bitch till she purrs like an orca

>>41510694
This feels like it's from some fat fetish camgirl

>>41510510
Thats what your head looks like when you're too intelligent to lift

>>41516666
Friendly reminder that typing won't make you less fat.

>>41515944
These excuses are pathetic. Stop denying scientific facts

>>41516011
>if you aren't fat like me you must be poor!
Conservafats please.

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>>41515468
>brussle sprouts

>>41516824
You probably lose a few cals with it

>>41515808
>>41515535
This is hardcore reaching.
I know conservatives aren't known for thinking but come on now.

>>41515476
She was determined to slice up a pig but she forgot that she was also a pig

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>>41515408
calling fat cows girls

>>41513150
You shouldn't.

>>41516666
Friendly reminder that annoying fat people - especially fatminists - should be tortured to death. Afterwards their fat should be extracted and used as grease for gym machines. So at least their remains entered a gym to do something useful.

>>41512327
>sweetie

300+ lbs CONFIRMED

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>>41512032
>"dude"

>>41510274
with her mass if she spins fast enough she'll change the angular momentum of the planet and make our days insufferably longer

>>41515537
Man how do you eat over a kg of peanut butter a week.

>>41517388
Oh dw i misread the chart, but is there really 1000 calories per 100g in your peanutbutter?

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>>41511126
>>41511216
REEEEE these are the people i have to share a board with

When i was fat (95kg for 1m83) i was incredibly insecure about how i looked and it showed in all aspects of my life. I understand why those people are horrible to deal with : it's because they are deeply unhappy. There something about feeling like you are not a potential mate or even a pleasant person to look at that make you really resentful.

But what i can't understand is the inability of some fatty to take action. I mean i was fat for like 5 months and then i had enough and started keto + fitness + calorie counting.
Now i'm kinda /fit/ and it was all worth it.

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>>41515537
There's no rope strong enough to hang her. Just encourage her to eat more junk for her curves. Fatty liver disease and the beetus will get her fast enough.

>most fatties emotional eaters
>emotions all over because diddled as kids
>pic related
>diddled by Arnie
>70% of Hamericans overweight & obeasts
>70% of Hamericans diddled as children.

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! IT'S A PEDO EPIDEMIC, NOT OBESITY.

>>41511964
Which one of you devils did that to his nips

>>41511258
they are just trying to integrate into american culture

>>41516614
I don't get it eighter. I'm a girl and I always look in the mirror to se if my leggings are see through before I buy them. And make sure they're not to small. but I guess its hard to find leggings in size hamplanet

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>>41512510
>Amerifat triggered

>>41517374
kek

>>41513907
thats the joke

>>41517335
As hilarious as this looks, at least they're doing something.

>>41510375
Hahaha omg the left is so low testosterone.

>>41510550
"Yup, that's me. You're wondering how I got in that situation... Well, here's the whole story"

>>41510590
Because it's an ideology designed specifically to give undesirable people a safe space. Just like the alt-right.

https://youtu.be/L-591Dqa48g

I just witnessed this trailer and it has everything wrong with society.

>>41513244
>What's wrong with a fat girl doing herself up?

Nothing, just don't try to pretend like your reason for being fat is because you don't conform to modern beauty standards when you do, in fact, try your hardest to conform to all of them but one.

>>41511603
good job pupper

>>41518323
>"The perfect movie hero of 2017" Indiewire

... fuck this planet

>>41518323
>Danielle Macdonald

kek

>>41518323
Who the fuck just walks down the middle of the street?

>>41513872
It's funny how a normal sized person or even overweight can actually stand up without support but these obeasts have difficulties.

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>>41518407
Fat, entitled whales.

>>41511603
well done obie

>>41518323
Lol ever notice how she has to have autotune and effects over her voice because of how shitty her vocal cords are.

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>Have close group of friends, two of which who are chubby girls
>Today one of them makes a comment that "skinny girls are nice to look at, but fat girls are more fun in bed"
>They've been saying shit like this since as long as I can remember
>I've always been the skinniest in the group
>Recently put on a ton of muscle in my glutes, hammies, and quads
>Am now curviest in the group despite being the least fat
>Been getting a ton more shitty comments from one in particular
>I've been getting catcalled and hit on a lot, and this girl has witnessed a lot of it
>She's starting to get really jealous because she's not getting hit on when we go out, because all of the attention is on me
>Constantly makes comments about how little I eat when we go out and how skinny I am
>Hmmm. I wonder if the two may be related.
>Any time I gain muscle mass she tells me "Yeah you could use the extra pounds. You're too skinny."
>Recently she went to the doctor and he told her that her BMI is "in a bad place"
>NOW she wants to start losing weight
>Except she literally thinks that she can keep eating the same way and just run on the treadmill every once in a while and she'll be fine
>Continues to make comments about MY body despite the fact that she's literally been told by a doctor that she needs to lose weight

>>41518486
To be fair thats like 60% of singers these days at least.

>>41518491
>fat girls are more fun in bed
How, exactly? They're out of bed just standing up.

>>41518491
Women are the worst. I have yet to have male friend bitch because I'm fitter than him

>>41518541
That's because fat men know they have a problem, while fat women have been brainwashed by feminism.

>>41518541
Because when a woman is overweight, she's now "thicc". When a woman is obese, she's now "curvy". When a woman is morbidly obese, she's now "BBW". When a woman is a "super obese", she is now "SSBBW".

>>41518578
While this is true for fat man skinnyfat are the worst cancer. They are jealous and insecure

>>41511188
Why do auts always have those teeth

>>41517523
>When i was fat (95kg for 1m83)
You where not fat son, I was 150Kg for 1m86. Now that was some disgusting weight.

>>41511294
if i was fat i would do this just to fuck with people

>>41512435
Sorry, assisted suicide is a crime where I live.

>>41512510
I fucking love the unit of weight stone. Makes me imagine giant ass boulders.

>>41512510
I fucking love the unit of weight stone. Makes me imagine giant ass boulders. >>41512760
A-are you me?

>>41513346
In pretty sure water fasting all but cures diabetes

>>41519163
Probably closer to a mid sized rock.

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>>41513924
Kek