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Ever caught them mirin', /fit/?
Share your stories
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No.
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No.
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>>41505692
Once I thought a girl was miring me when I was doing the Pallof press. She got an embarrassed look on her face, then looked away.
Later I realized she probably didn't know what Pallof press was and thought I looked like a retard.
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>go out
>have people turn heads
>sluts always want to touch
Such is life
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>be with fwb who I see on a two-weekly basis
>(she's 51 while I'm 28)
>due to bad scheduling see her after working out
>she's taking off my shirt
>usually she'd push me onto the bed
>instead starts tracing the fuck out of my shoulders with her fingers
>squeezes my pec
>'you're getting big, you know...'
Holy shit. First time I ever got some mirin'
Feels bretty good
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>>41505725
>51
Ewww
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>>41505725
Fucking ghost her and never look back.
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>>41505799
kek why
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>>41505799
>51
She'll literally ghost him soon enough anyway.
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I was at sports practice after having been away for a few months. During that trained I trained my ass off in the gym, combined with an excellent diet and sleep, and made decent gains. Eventually one of the guys approached me, welcoming me back, and awkwardly asked me if I had been going to the gym or something.
Dunno why, but I lied and said I'd just been doing 20 pushups daily for the past months and that was about it.
He must've noticed, but I thought it would sound smug if I were all like, 'yeah mate, been pumping iron hard you know' or whatever.
oh welll
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>>41505744
You don't like saggy old lady coochie and flappy tits?
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>>41505744
oops, I meant 15
nah, jk. I just like my FWB to be old(er). What can I say, always had a thing for older women in that regard.
My actual girlfriends have always been way younger however.
>>41505799
Kinda falling for her, to be honest...
She's also rich af.
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>>41505841
Oh Jesus fuck, you made it anon, you fucking made it
how do I get a rich qt sugar momma? How big do I have to get brah?
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>>41505841
>falling for her
Don't do it!
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>>41505841
She looks like a serial killer kek
I would be careful with the tea she offers you.
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>>41505851
>you made it anon
Currently dealing with heartbreak, but yeah, I think I have.
I met her a couple of times at a pick-up restaurant while waiting for our meals. Had funny conversations and just asked her out eventually. When it comes to older women, you've just got to treat them like girls, but without ever bragging about your own accomplishments (car, job, money, etc). They'll see right through you. As for the rich part... well, her part of the city is wealthy like a motherfucker. So it's about making your own luck, I think?
Don't know how big you have to get. Looking /fit/ through your clothes is sufficient probably.
>>41505861
I know. It has ended poorly for me before.
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>>41505814
all you had to say was 'a bit yeah'.
autist
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>>41505692
>be me fat, loser dating (hooking up, she doesn't want to date) chubby blonde amy schumer look alike who's best friends with my flatmate
>find out shes fucking guys behind my back, we break up in a huge blowup (I spat at her at some point)
>I start lifting and keto, get swole because I have 9/10 genetics for lifting
>we start getting invited to the same events again after around 6 months, she's doubled in size and dating a guy who's 5'4'' and I've gone from 4/10 to 8/10
>she has a boyfriend but keeps talking about me to everyone (switching between compliments and talking shit) this continues for around another 6 months
>night my flatmate comes home drunk from down with her, the flatmate goes off to boyfriends room and fat blonde comes into my room and keeps trying to fuck me
>turn her down and lol to everyone I know about it
>haven't seen her since.
her trying to fuck me is the highest form of mirin imo
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>>41505841
more pics plz anon
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When I was in middle school on my way home I got made fun of by the girls I was walking home with that I was hard in front of the teacher...
I wasn't
dassit /fit/
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Got tweked by 3 girls at the club yesterday, 2 of which fatties. One of them wanted pipe but she was way too fat
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>>41506127
a mire is a mire
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>>41505807
>AHAHAHAHA LMAO XD
thanks /fit/. This made my day.
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>>41506127
That feels so fucking good man. Maybe it's because I'm a virgin loser but the few times a drunk girl in the club has twerked on me, my dick goes insane. This is the only good nigger invention.
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>>41505807
>this actually made my laugh
damn nigga, i lmaod
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>at a rave with gf and friends
>she is on my right, dancing to the music
>two women behind me, and one on the left
>the one on the left is making sweeping movements towards my thigh, quick and slight touches with the tip of her fingers to get my attention
>the one behind me and on the left is kinda awkardly touching my lats and shoulder from time to time
>the one on the right is literally pushing her finger into my right buttcheek repeatedly
>make out with gf so that the sloots leave me alone
>only one goes away
I CHOSE THIS LIFE
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>>41506078
>fatass mired me
Wow you really made it, didn't you?
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>Earlier this week, at a drinking party
>Came in late, I was busy fixing an EM test bench
>Sat at the table with my colleagues, still wondering if I fucked my PCB or if I just can't solder for shit
>I removed my upper shirt, I was in T-shirt
>my fat 1year junior says "nice chest anon" as he puts his hand on my shoulder
>drunken Stacie : "yeah, pretty nice. Mind if I touch your chest?"
>I was still thinking about work and my autism autopilot replied "I dunno, mind if I touch your breasts?"
And this is how I created the most awkward blank of 2017.
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>>41506540
>I dunno, mind if I touch your breasts?
>autism autopilot
i don't believe in that alpha/beta/redpill shit but that was truly alpha
well done lad
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>>41506540
w-w-what happened n-next?
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>>41505692
>best friend broke up with his girlfriend
>after a couple weeks begging me to be his wing man at the bar
>chatting a bit while crowd picks up
>start moving in on some ladies to break the ice
>scene isnt very hot
>none of the women are responding well, and when they do he blows it
>finally he starts to hook one
>im striking out
>go to the bar to watch the game
>eventually this cute little azn comes up and sits by me
>5'9
>maybe 140
>"whats the score?"
>"Blah to blah in the last inning"
>cutey3.14 says "I really like baseball"
>"oh yeah?" I ask "why's that?"
>"ohhh you know, those guys sure have nice butts"
>"squats"
>azn leans back and looks at my ass
>"looks like you do your share of them"
>nod while I finish my beer and motion for two more
>"yeah I probably spend to much time at the gym"
>"can I feel?"
>far east treasure laughs and grabs my bicep with both hands while I flex
>"lemme see your abs"
>stand up
>hike up shirt over my head, has a black t-rex face on the inside, and text on the outside that says to ask about my trex
>pose and make a "raawwwrr" noise
>feel hands rub down my pecs, onto my abs and linger around my waistband
>tuck shirt back in and sit down
>cutey patooty azn sips on the beer I got us smiling at me "you're hot, and funny"
>"thanks"
>friend comes over from the dance floor and swallows my beer in four gulps "fuck it, no bites here, lets go."
>take out my keys and give him the car key "go ahead, ive got a bite here"
>"where?"
>nod at the azn
>"the fuck?"
>"what?"
>"a dude?"
>"cream of sum yung gai!"
>grab azn and throw him over my shoulder and slap his ass while he squeels in delight.
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Last week
>at student cafe/bar with a friend, talk near the dance floor
>some guy dancing with a girl bumps into
>turns around, apologizes profusely
>hugs me, has his arm over my shoulders
>you're a handsome dude
>saw friends I hadnt seen since I started lifting
>you look good/healthy
>girl im fucking is all over my body
>after fucking I stood shirtless at the window and smoked a cigarette
>"you look so hot"
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>>41505841
>banging rich milf
you're living the life dude. fuck, i wish I was you
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>>41506589
>>hike up shirt over my head, has a black t-rex face on the inside, and text on the outside that says to ask about my trex
>>pose and make a "raawwwrr" noise
I can only imagine this being extraordinarily alpha and charming or so far into the spectrum that it looped in on itself.
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>>41505807
I guffawed at this
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>>41506652
>I can only imagine this being extraordinarily alpha and charming or so far into the spectrum that it looped in on itself.
I'd say its so far left on the spectrum that it wraps back over to alpha and charming
Best part is, every girl who asks about the trex is pretty much putty in your hands afterwards.
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>>41505692
I don't know why, but this girl was raped.
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>>41506731
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>>41506743
That fucking file name.
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>>41506444
this is the cringiest thing ive read all week
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>giving a group presentation of our work related to politics and shit for the sociology course
>wearing a tight button-up t-shirt
>my time to talk
>almost every girl in the room staring at me non-stop
>whenever I look back they look down embarrassed and smirk
>actually felt attractive for the first time in my life
felt good bros, not really used to these mires
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>>41506743
>Army-nigger on boat laughing.
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>>41505841
>51
Dude she looks older than my grandma, and she's 75
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>>41506864
They were laughing at how autistic you were in a shirt too small.
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>>41505841
dont lsiten to any haters bro, she looks hot af! gw anon inspirational stuff
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>>41505841
Would. Rich too? Double would.
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>be handsome
>girls are always giving me stares
It's fucking obvious if your getting genuinely admired, I catch them staring at me and giving me these sexual looks. I never even lifted.
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>>41506589
Heard this story before you fcuking liar faggot
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Haven't been on /fit/ for a while. I get mires everyday but here's something that happened yesterday.
>summer
>be lean and ottermode
>sitting shirtless on the front lawn
>just chilling & reading
>a qt girl on a bicycle passes by
>must be 16 by the looks
>she notices me and stares for a couple seconds then quickly glances at me before turning the block
>15 mins later she rides by again and this time she does the "brush hair behind ears" girl thing without even looking at me
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>>41505814
> Every now and then, yeah
Why is this board so autistic?
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>>41505841
Post her body or describe it to us.
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>>41505814
except any half-intelligent person would know you're full of shit and you probably came off as smug anyway because you sound like you just didnt want to share your secret, or at the very least accept a compliment.
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>>41507426
what do for ottermode?
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>>41505841
Glad to see you're /fit/, Manny, but don't you have a country to run?
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>>41507841
Swim. I go to the pool 5 times a week and it keeps me lean.
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>>41507896
>live in norway with no swimming hall in the local town
any tips for diet etc?
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>>41505841
To be fair. She looks pretty fucking decent for 51. Make the most out of it. At her age she'll probably know what she's doing as well unlike most teens and 20 somethings.
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>>41507903
Hmm. My diet is mainly meat, fish, pasta, eggs, and fruit. I don't drink alcohol or smoke, and make sure to drink a lot of water. I know it's not the most detailed description but it's really not a complicated one. Don't fall for dietary memes. And as for not having a swimming pool, why not take up cycling or other cardio vascular workouts?
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>>41507903
swim in the fjords
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>>41506652
>so far into the spectrum that it looped in on itself
Obsession with dinosaurs is actually a surprisingly common thing among actual autists.
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>>41505841
Bone her to kingdoms come.
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>>41507133
Yeah. Because its my favorite story to tell....
>despite the fact that my boyfriend hates my version of the story.
>says I make him sound like a slut
>no hun, the alcohol makes you a slut
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>>41506540
I reply the same way with much success. If they feel compelled to just touch me without asking, I do the same.
Then when they object be cocky/funny and bring up the double standard. "Hey, why do you get to have all the fun?!"
Not autismo in the least.
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>>41505692
on 15th day of noporn/nofap, gonna go to work Tuesday and ask a colleague if she is just trying to be friendly to me or if she likes me.
I've got nothing to lose, only thing I will gain is relief and the ability to again fall asleep and not think about this 24/7.
I don't believe a man and a woman can be friends if one likes the other.
Wish me luck /fit/ , I want to get laid so badly.
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>>41506720
So are you gay or straight?
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>go to wife's family reunion
>been years since I've seen these people
>lifting for three years now
>her grandma comes up to me
>smacks me on the ass with her cane
>"good golly miss molly!"
>walks away swinging her hips to her sides
>the only person who complimented me was a 78 year old woman
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>>41509733
>ask a colleague if she is just trying to be friendly to me or if she likes me
That's some next level autismo there friend.
How about you be a normie and escalate the situation like a normal person.
>"Hey Susan."
>"Hey Anon, how are you?"
>"I'm good, I was thinking of going out to get a sandwhich for lunch, would you like to join me?"
>"Sure that'd be awesome."
>small talk in car
>order your sandwhich
>When cashier asks if that's all motion to coworker, and ask "What are you getting."
>"Oh I can get my own."
>"I insist, my treat"
>give a little hint of a wink and smile
>get sandwhiches
>eat and ask her about her interests and stuff she likes to do, you know, open ended questions. keep probing to find common ground.
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>>41509733
>I've got nothing to lose, only thing I will gain is relief and the ability to again fall asleep and not think about this 24/7.
Do it. I've done this exact same shit before, except I confessed over text. I was shaking like fuck while waiting for her reply, it was agonizing. But when she finally rejected me, it was a relief. I finally stopped thinking about her all day, it was over, and it was also a good learning experience. Don't think, if you think you hesitate. Good luck my dude.
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>>41505841
No, you went too far--she's too old. This is GILF territory, bro.
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>>41509825
No way bro, I'm moderately fit and I will proceed with my way
Your suggestion is autistic enough.
If the girl likes me, she'll tell me if not, I do not become friends with girls I like and they don't like me back.
I have been training for 3 years and couldn't care less, I'll just move on.
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>be me, medfag currently doing a rotation on psychiatry
>working at an inpatient facility for people admitted for things like depression, anxiety, bipolar mania, schizophrenia, suicide, etc.
>get mired on a daily basis from various people with mental illnesses
>sometimes from crazy dudes who say I'm incredibly handsome
>sometimes from qts who squeal whenever I walk by and wave at me
>all of the fat nurses and therapists think it is funny
>all of the super jacked black guys whose job it is to wrangle psychotic people draw attention to me "ayo, the doc is here!"
>mfw these are the only mires I've ever gotten in my life
>tfw a person literally has to be insane to find me attractive
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>>41509825
>a wink and smile
Hahahahaha
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>>41509919
I can see by your pic, that you must have made a mistake.
Surely you meant 3 months.
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>>41509878
>GILF
Well, there you go.
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>>41509940
>>tfw a person literally has to be insane to find me attractive
Literally kek'd
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>>41505725
This better be fucking bait
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>>41505841
Disgusting.
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>be at party with mostly men and one ugly asian girl
>asian girl asks me if we can have sex during the party, I didn't respond, but I have already fucked her in the past when she decided to go to sleep in my bed naked during a party, fucked her when the party was over
>during the party another really talkative guy proclaims that if he had to go gay for someone it would be me
>asks me what it would cost to use me as a model for his new album cover
>basically spend the entire evening calling me handsome until it gets awkward and we both start avoiding each other
>eventually get to a bar
>there are few people there, and they are mostly way older than me
>older girl comes to our table, eventually start flirting with her just for fun, she calls me handsome and gives me a kiss on the cheek, I leave to get a drink
>get to other table in another part of the bar
>some attentionwhore is dancing on the floor like a stripper all alone
>I give her a few looks to check her out, she starts dancing on me, pulling my hair and stroking my chest
>went home alone that night because I felt I was better than every girl that I met
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>tfw every mire ive had was from a homosexual
>tfw give off a gay vibe without being gay
>tfw bright red light on every gaydar
>topgun.mp4
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>>41505851
>>41506617
>>41507007
>>41507014
Jesus Christ. How have this board's standards declined so much
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>>41510380
>le reddit
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>>41506929
Post pics of grandma.
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>>41510328
this. My friend's brother was a homosexual and always told me I was incredibly hot.
3 gay kids that I knew were gay in school were always staring at my crotch/ass. Would have them also randomly touch me and it really creeped me out.
If I want to go gay pretty sure I'll be well off.
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>>41507841
>what do for ottermode?
admit it. you just want that prime 16 y/o puss
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These two girls and their cat were totally mirin and their beta looked so pissed, pic related
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>>41505841
My. fucking. nigga.
Always been a goal to satisfy the loneliness of a an older woman
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>tfw fucked a married women
feels kind of bad man
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>>41508366
You forgot to say no homo
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>>41510624
story
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>>41505716
>have people turn heads
i get nervous and anxious as fuck.
i mean, if i feel like someone is looking at me i get shaky immediately.
friends say im 9 and shredded. but that's normie standards, prob 6-8/10.
i still wanna sex some stacys doe. im just really shy and introverted so i cant approach them.
if anything im constantly keeping a pissed, seriously angered facial expression.
additionally i dont talk to any of the people i catch looking at me.
help me guys im halfway through reading no more mr nice guy but i still dont feel confident.
help me cure my 'tism
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>>41510687
Just endure your suffering, bro
I'm the same situation. I literally have speech problems because of emotionally abusive family during childhood and teens and besides that I'm ugly as shit. Not even a slight chance I'm gonna get better through "self improvement".
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>>41505841
>oops, I meant 15
my sides are in another reality rn
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>>41510687
Exposure therapy.
Force yourself into awkward situations frequently. You'll be surprised how quickly you develop a don't give a fuck attitude.
People will give you the benefit of the doubt because you're ripped and girls will admire you chatting them up when you are quite clearly nervous.
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>>41505725
Oh my god.
Cum in mum.
Does she call herself mommy while you fuck her?
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>>41505841
Fucking Frenchies I swear.
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>>41507903
Norway has ocean and rivers. t. neighbour :DD
You know, the chloride in the swimming hall is not so good for your lungs.
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>>41506948
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>>41506540
>drinking party
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>>41510738
i looked really ugly as a kid.
subsequently i didnt have any real friends until a few years after puberty (what a coincidence).
after growing out a jawline and taking care of my skin and hair, im looking a little better on the outside.
but i still lack status. i'd have literally no social presence if it werent for my looks.
but im definitely going to perfect myself. im getting a taste of the red pill, learning the rules of the game and so forth.
i kind of just want to make both my past and future selves proud.
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>be me
>doing pull ups at the park
>some high school girl aproach to me
>I didnt notice her since im thinking on the next set of pull ups
>I thought she want to use the abs bench
>Suddenly she says: a-anon, can I touch your abs?
>dfuck.jpg
>I say: yeah, why not?
>She touches them and leave with her friend
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>>41506462
>Girl can't refrain from physical desire even though she hates the guy
Doesn't mean he made it but it's a good start
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>>41506731
Molested
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>>41511525
She knew your name?
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>>41510872
this definitely makes sense. where do you suggest i should practice these activities?
doing this at school is social suicide pretty much.
btw i am 18 but my brother who's asking for the advice is 17, 11th grader in Norway if that makes a difference on social dynamics
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>>41505841
This is a GILF if I've ever seen one
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>>41506078
>raped the azn twink till he died
>haven't seen him since
kekd
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>>41505841
If that's her, im merlin
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>>41505692
Ye
A 3.14 cutie used to call me 'hottie' on college.
To this day idk if it was irony or not (I was shredded then) and assumed the worst, so I didn't even try anything with her.
It feels good tho
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>>41512019
autism
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>>41512038
It ain't autism, I just have trust issues. When women act flirty with me I just act neutral and try my best not to give a shit.
Keeps me out of potential mockery and whatnot. Always assuming the worst has its benefits when it comes to dealing with people.
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>>41511974
so she just called you anon?
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>>41505841
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>41512122
lol no, I wrote anon becouse the greentext history
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>>41506461
You fucking made it
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>>41507426
Hair was in her face you mong
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>>41509940
You know it's part of their personality disorders, they aren't actually miring you.
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>>41509919
Your nips are like the eyes of tard pepe
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>>41505807
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>>41505692
>after doing chest and arms
>blonde girl in room with me
>my arms are vascular
>low body fat since cutting
>she starts touching my arms
>grabs my left hand
>shes never had a guy with so many visible vains
>shes clearly getting turned on
>she wants to see thicker vains
>grabs a rubber tourniquet tightens it over my bicep
>sticks a needle intro my huge vain
>draws my alpha blood out
>leave
>she tells me to comeback any time
>she was mirin
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>>41505807
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>>41509940
>You will never be a ripped doctor
God damnit I hate that I suck at science and math.
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>>41505807
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>>41505807
Appropriately rated kek.
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Not even fit but once your of a certain level of attractiveness you get mirred all the time. :)
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>>41506589
>grab azn and throw him over my shoulder and slap his ass while he squeels in delight.
lmaotbqhfam
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>>41505841
she looks much older than 51...
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Last night at a party a girl pulled up my shirt and told me I'm "literally a Greek god."
Having low bf % with an attractive face might be the best feeling of all time.
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>>41510687
Just get slightly drunk and hit em with a bad pickup line
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>>41512071
>When women act flirty with me I just act neutral and try my best not to give a shit.
you give a shit by not hitting on them back, you are too worried about getting denied
stop being such a fucking pussy and get laid
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>>41505716
>be skelly fag
>5'8
>black
>5/10 (at leastbwhat I think)
>sluts still turn heads
Stay cucked /fit/ boy
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>>41505692
If this is WWE, then it's probably fake
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>>41513279
What about germanic/norse gods?
Why do you praise greek gods instead of your gods?
Praise your ancestor, anon
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>>41513767
"Hey Stacy why is that crackhead staring at us?"
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>>41505692
I don't think so. However, one Stacey constantly looks at me in the mirror, e.g. I do deadlift while she is doing bicep curls next to the rack and she keeps looking, but it is probably out of pity. Or I do squats and everytime I rack the barbell I see her looking at me. She can't be mirin, she comes with a complimentary Chad, who is also the strongest guy in the gym, where I train.
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>>41511901
Read pic related
It has some suggestions on what exposure tasks to do, the goal though is that you'll be able to do these exposure tasks at school because you'll be able to deal with the discomfort.
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>>41510282
>>went home alone that night because I felt I was better than every girl that I met
Every fucking time
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>>41513777
technically but it was a performance based on truth im sure.
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If a waitress circles her name on the bill, that's just a service thing, right?
I know, I know, autismal as fuck, but I was just wondering what the point was.
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>friend talking to Stacey bartender when he's out
>he's at the bar pretty frequently, I'm there occasionally
>she asked him what his name was, and apparently mentioned me by name
It's weird, because I'm pretty sure I've never told her my name. Maybe when I closed a tab or something? Eh, it's probably nothing.
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Isn't really a mirin story but dont know where else to post this
>some random girl adds me on snapchat
>starts sending nudes
>I send back just dick pics
>she wants to do a mmf threesome with some dyel
>hesitant even though she's thicc but doing a threesome with two strangers is weird to me
should I go through with it?
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>>41514972
>Having sex with another dude
May as well just come out
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>>41514852
It's a shallow bond kind of thing, "this is my name, I am a person" usually it's to get a positive review on the customer service thing
It feels nice though
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>>41509825
Dont forget to flexacep
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>>41513767
" Ewwww Karren, make sure that nigger doesn't follow us home. "
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>>41505692
>yesterday
>pool
>I notice girl checking me out but idc cause I'm sick and I'm disgusted by women at this point
>she walks past me
>"You have a nice body"
>"n-no I don't I've been sick I lost like 5 pounds"
>she giggles and walks away
This is absolutely deadass. My social game right now in general is like short bus tier from the influenza.
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on and off lifting my last semester of college. roommate's friend always comes over and compliments my height, face and frame despite me being skinny fat. Sooner or later roommate leaves for his uncles birthday one weekend.
She comes over and we smoke for a bit before we fuck. texts me back she would "100% do that again anytime"
Never fuck her again because I don't like white girls and have yellow fever cause i'm a gook myself
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>>41509825
> give a little hint of a wink and smile
> hint of a wink
what exactly would that look like?
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>>41516064
Twitch your eye at her
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>>41510945
Never change /fit/
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>>41515823
>absolutely deadass
I browse instagram meme pages too
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>>41505841
Looks like an old MI6 spy! Be careful anon Bond
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>>41510624
Same. Always thought I wouldn't do it. Then I did nofap/noporn and my standards sailed off a cliff and exploded on the rocks below. I fucked a married 5/10 like 9 days into it, blew a load in her twice while her kids were sleeping.
The kicker: Turned out her husband was in the military and deployed at the time. Also the same branch as me (Air Force). Also the same base. In a squadron that I worked closely with. 90% chance I'd actually already met the guy. I was THAT guy that fucks the deployed guy's spouse while he's gone. That fucking guy.
Can't take it back now though. The girl wanted to keep doing it and was emotionally needy, so I cut that shit off quick.
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>>41506589
fuck i wasnt expecting that. upvoted my fellow ledditor xdddd
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>>41505725
>51
How lad I desperately need to know
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hey lads how do we act on these mires
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>>41516215
Yeah I used to do that as a joke, now it happens randomly.
And when I say randomly I mean when I'm talking to someone.
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>>41506156
Preach
>>41506444
I'm a socially autistic and it feels like I'm getting my shit together. Building my way to hot girls, one fattie at the tine
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>>41505841
BREH!! YOU FUCKING MADE IT MACRON!
Get her to buy you a boomer house lad. Keep yourself fit you lucky little boytoy
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>used to be a fat peice of shit
>Still fat but it doesn't show with shirt on, lower rip cage is in just the right position so my upper abs pop out and fat doesn't store there
>women give me second looks
>Not autistic so I don't look down and notice it everytime
Feels fucking good, thanks /fit/. I'm gonna make it.
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>>41506461
I workout hoping that this will one day happen to me.
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was in the pub last night with a friend and got mired like fuck by a fucking 11/10 double-take kind of girl the whole time. at one point she caught my eye from the table across and asked me when the pub shut and sort of stammered, was strange seeing a legit hottie go slightly autistic, and yeah obviously she knew when the pub shut. i answered her and she kpt trying to catch my eye but brehs she was so fucking sexy that i just shat my pants and didn't talk to her, even though she had already made a move. sitting here now feeling intense regret like never before. could easily have asked her and her friend to keep us company but to be honest i just pussied out and now i'm paying for it.
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>>41514972
Free pussy is free pussy. Use a condom
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>>41505841
Does she have daughters?
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>>41516264
you sure it wasn't your wife?
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>>41516371
>oh wow thank you are you from here?
>have a chat about where you're both from/what you're doing there
>exchange contacts
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>>41505725
>>41505841
I'm almost exactly in the same situation.
Mine is 47.
We made it bro.
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>>41519141
>meme alligator shirt
You know that shirt is only worn by pretentious faggots who pretend to not be pretentious faggots because they're not wearing Ralph Lauren, right?
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>>41505807
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>>41519141
>work out for that
>made it
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>>41519141
>We made it bro.
my fucking sides, holy shit. is this a new meme ?
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I was at a family wedding last night, my family is the "out of state family" so I don't see the rest of them to often. I had lost 50 pounds since I had last seen all of my extended family so I got a lot of relative mirrin how much weight I've lost and that I look athletic now. Also it was a backwoods country wedding in buttfuck no where so I got some awkward mirin from drunk cousins.
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>>41517651
fortune favors the bold.
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>>41516264
>>41519069
thats some roleplay
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>>41513767
they're worried you're going to try to steal their purse
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>>41519141
>bitch who looks methy
>Lacoste polo
>horrible hair cut
Jesus why
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>>41516264
What a piece of shit you are!
Nah, just kidding. I was in the Marine Corps and constantly fucked deployed Marines' wives. Might even have a kid or two that I don't know about
>t. Jody
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>>41519255
Did you fuck any of your cousins?
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>>41519141
You can do better than that, bro. Not bashing MILFs or GILFs but you can do better.
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>>41519587
I may have been in buttfuck no where but I'm not fucking any butts
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>>41517651
she wanted to fuck you brah
you can't read basic signals
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I don't get it.
There are a lot of bars on my campus, crowded sports bar, pub with a club scene, but the only one I seem to do well it is the hipster bar.
Thursday I go and I dance with a girl all night, one of the few cute indians, and she says, "Yaa you sexy man."
Then last night I get girls actually grinding and dancing on me.
And of course the thing I'm most proud of is I pull off a neck bridge from a standing position. Yet I have no idea how to escalate with any of the girls I'm dancing with so I still haven't gotten laid off of it.
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>>41509919
>if the girl likes me, she'll tell me
have you ever met a female anon
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>>41519690
>>And of course the thing I'm most proud of is I pull off a neck bridge from a standing position.
in what situation would you do that
why would you even do that
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>>41505744
>Creampie
> no preggo
This man knows wassup.
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>>41519690
>do a neck bridge
All of my cringe.
>>41519884
fucking this
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>>41519902
I started lifting out of a desire to do a german suplex
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>At bar with my friend
>She sees two of her friends and they come over to talk to us
>The two friends are manlets but really cool bros
>One says how he wants to try talking to some girls tonight
>I offer to wingman for him
>Denies me becuz he said he'd have no chance getting a girl if I was around
>Says my jawline, height, and build would "over power" his ability to get girls
I've been complimented on my jawline before but I don't think it's any extraordinary. I'm 6'4" so I have that going for me and I used to be 300lbs now down to 230lbs. Still felt good m8s
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>>41505692
I'm 20, currently dating a 48 year old. She calls me papi when I'm with her in public. Feels good.
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>>41505841
how is her ass?
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>>41505692
Mires all the time. Ranging from women staring, fucking them and after them tells me they were nervous and afraid to even talk to me. More than once I've gotten some variation of "are you even real" or "how is this happening".
Im not even that big relative to some of the juicers on this board. 5'9'' and 190ish fairly lean.
Clothing choices suck now though, my biggest qualm about getting big. I wear XL shirts and the shoulders and arms fit snugly but the waist looks like a dress if I dont tuck it in. And non stretchy pants are a no go. And dont ever try a buy a suit off the rack.
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>>41513112
You don't "suck at science and math" you just can't be bothered to study you lazy ass
>got Ds in math in hs
>get As in college math
>end up majoring in mathematical economics
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Nervous guy buzzing around while I'm doing squats. Comes up between sets n starts conversation, asks how much is on the bar and gets all impressed. Had another big guy comment on my squats a few weeks earlier "Jesus, I hope that's not your warm up weight" and being impressed.
I'm only squatting 170kg but it made my day. Not sure why it's this lift specifically but I'll take any mires.
All gonna make it bros
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>>41505841
>mfw /fit/ apparently loves gilfs
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>>41506556
seconded
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>swole bruv makes intense eye contact
>Oh shit he wants to fight
>Swole bruv keeps the eye contact but smiles in a friendly way and holds the door open for me
Fugg
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>>41510687
Literally me man
>be me
>went to club with fwb and her friend who turned 21 that night
>New club never been
>No wingman
>Get crossfaded as usual and proceed to pay cover
>be 20 till august
>go in have a few sips of friends beer
>see a few cuties mostly 7s and 8s
>take stroll around bar and get several head turns
>as if im the only one walking around
>get anxious and tell ferrous-friends im out
>wait in the car and pass out till club closes
>go to steak & shake to get free meal because no one had cash but waiters chill ass dude
i have a serious anxiety problem at places where i cannot be the 100% adhd spaz I am
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>be male
>have physical attributes that attract females
>a female is near
>the female is attracted
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>>41513177
This desu i am a fucking skelly but grills still mire. Gonna start lifting though because i want to be mired on maximum level.
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>>41509733
I started dating my coworker.
It started with small talk. Eventually she drops the line she likes beer. I never chased her, but made the point to smile when I saw her.
Randomly, 5:30 we were both working late on a Thursday. Her desk is on my way out of the building. It was a rest day, so I asked her, "Would you like to join me for a beer?" Surprised she said yes, desu. Gave her directions.
I was there for a while talking to the locals. I figured she wasn't going to show. I was surprised that she did. And then I did something amazing - I treated her like a person. I listened to her input. Turns out we clicked. Now we are dating.
Im 30. She's 45. And hot as fuck.
My only advice is to not give a fuck. Protect your job. And if she says no, simply go on about your business. If you're not comfortable alone, you're pathetic. Women don't matter. Pretend they are NPCs and if she doesn't have a quest for you, go on about life.
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>use to be chubby / ugly 5-6/10 depending on who u ask
>no grills ever mired
>gain shit social skills
>was no where near a beta tho because I was always strong and knew how to fight
>decide to lose the fat
>lost most of it use to weigh 185lbs/5 "9 (age 16)
>now 20 160lbs 6ft
>strong jawline/high cheekbones face aesthetics ftw atleast a 7/10 now
>everywhere I go now grills mirin heavy
>usually fattys/uglys but whenever there is cute chick's they miring too
>Don't even have game I let the looks speak
>feels gr8
>even see males showing affection when they are with their chick when I am near
>mistastealyogirl now
>tfw still autistic tier social skills
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>>41509919
>If the girl likes me, she'll tell me
Oh you sweet summer child
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>>41521023
Tfw autistic moment yesterday
>be on the train
>not a lot of people
>standing near 6.5/10 while she was sitting
>see her mirin the face as she kept looking back and forth
>caught her a few times
>my stop is next
>before I leave I quietly say "like wat u see"
>mfw
>shes a little embarrassed and a little angry but smiles
>says "erm no..."
>lol ok
>as I'm walking out hear nearby /b/ro say "She was DEFINITELY checking u out man!"
>lol to fuck as I leave the train
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>>41520791
MIRES BRAh ooo Ooo AAAHH AAHH GDICK GA BUNGA
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I caught a gym qt mirin' some Chad at the gym today. She even made a sex moan while doing one of her reps. Felt bad man.
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>>41520990
what's up with all these losers dating older women?
is it a new meme?
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>>41520990
>Women don't matter. Pretend they are NPCs and if she doesn't have a quest for you
now this is something i can understand amirite guys?
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>>41519255
AYYYY are you from Montana too?
>tfw almost hit an elk going to the gym last night
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>>41519690
audibly kek'd i have this hilarious mental picture of you feeling good, dancing, some girls are checking you out, then you just tip your head back and do a glute bridge as everyone awkwardly stares
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>>41519634
didn't you read my post? she obviously wanted to fuck, i know that. i just pussied out due to being afraid of what to say to her/fucking it up on account of her amazing looks. its fucking annoying cause she was probably one of the best looking girls i've ever seen
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>>41519141
I'd smash that for cash...even free if it would on the down low. Cashmoney if it was official and I would have to present her to my parents.
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>>41519181
>>41519476
there's literally nothing wrong with wearing a lacoste polo
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>>41519181
oh my god you're such a pleb, its like saying Ts with the Nike logo on are meme tier, le croc isn't high end lol
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>>41509919
doomed to fail, speaking from experience.
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>>41517651
iktfb. I met up with this 18 year old chick off of Tinder when I was 22 and we went and saw a movie. It wasn't my first rodeo, but I was fucking floored when she actually came out and got on my bike. The kind of girl that it was SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE THAT IT WAS ACTIVELY DISTRACTING, personality.exe encountered an error and I clammed up and couldn't think of shit to say the entire time we were hanging out.
We ended up back at her place with her hot friend, but they didn't have anything to drink or do there and I didn't want to linger past my welcome without realizing it like an autismo (I was still in full-on damage control mode trying to get personality.exe working again), so I decided to just leave before they could see through me into the psychological dumpster fire I was trying to put out.
She came outside and kissed me as I was leaving.
I never texted her again.
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>>41513112
I may be almost a doctor, but don't be jealous of me. I am still a manlet with poo in loo genetics barely out of DYEL status by /fit/ standards. I know I can't change being a shitskin or my height, but I work with what I got and make the best of it. Even if you suck at science and math, my fellow anon, that is not the end of it all. You do have something to be proud of, and whatever that is, you embrace it and go be the best you can be.
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>>41519141
>41505807
She looks Belgian.
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>>41521123
underrated
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Miring? You don't even know what miring is until an attractive chick got extremely nervous, kept eyefucking and took creepshots of you.
Allow me to tell the tale:
>was in one of those long bi-articulated buses
>standing and leaning against the articulation joint
>lots of empty sits
>bus stops in one of the tube stations
>some people get in
>this chick comes in, sees me
>instead of being a normal person and sitting she stands right in front of me and leans on the articulation joint as well
>catch her looking at me from head to toes
>she keeps all the time looking at me from head to toes
>starts to get flushed cheeks and blinking a lot and checking me out
>suddenly she wipes out her phone
>puts it on her stomach level, slowly tilts it upwards
>*SNAP* sound
>her eyes startle, cheeks get more red than before
>pretends it's not her cellphone, waits a little
>she then looks at her cellphone, turns the volume down
>put it back on her stomach and tilts upwards
>looks back at it again after she presses the screen
>keeps doing this
>suddenly puts her hand on the strap of the tube-thingie she was carrying, shoulder height
>cellphone in hands, slowly tilts towards me
>then looks at her cellphone
>keeps doing this
>final station arrives, everyone must disembark
>she goes to the door
>keeps flicking through her cellphone
>I take a peek
>yep, she's looking at the creepshots she took of me
I was holding myself not to smile, but once we got out of the bus I had the smuggest smile on my face. I get a smug smile just by remembering it. I should have talked to her, but I honestly didn't know how to react at the moment.
And the bitch was cute, nice body, tall, well dressed, probably a photography student too because of the tube-thingie she was carrying which I guess has to do with photography.
This happened this Friday. If I ever see her again, I'll give her the D.
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>>41506156
Doesn't matter had mire
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>>41519896
T H I S
Bumble is amazing for this reason. MILF city
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>>41523066
Man, if you just said 'hi', you would of made her day and made your night.
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>>41523066
post cb?
>a-asking for a friend
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>>41505692
>be me
>be at a party with normy friends, dress code: tanktop
>girl coming up to me
>asks if she can touch me bicep
>sure thing
>her slutty friend next to her,
>jelous.exe
>asks me if I have a sixpack and if she can touch
>lifting up tanktop
>she licks my sixpack
true story
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>>41519884
>Haveyoueverwrestledordidbjj.jpg
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>>41522706
Flemish here. I thought she was eastern european.
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>>41513767
>being scared that some nigger walking down the street is going to rape you, rob you and murder you.
>stares scared at it to see if she needs to scream for help before he charges at her.
>stupid nigger thinks she is mirin
Anon, got bad news for you...
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Happened a couple days ago
>Be at Publix after school to get some chicken and broccoli.
>Go to 10 item of less line.
>See that the cashier is this girl that has mired me before.
>Don't want to go in this line because she was awkward af last time but it's the fastest one.
>My turn to cash out, she wasn't talking to any of the previous customers other than the typical NPC talk.
>"Oh hey, how are you doing today?"
>Me - "Pretty good, how are you?"
>"Oh I love this tea"
>Me - "Yeah but the strawberry flavor is far better"
>"Really? Is it strawberry?"
>what.png
>She awkwardly continues the conversation and is avoiding eye contact, by far the most spaghetti a girl has ever spilled on me.
>Dude behind me is chuckling.
>Do my best to not show how uncomfortable this is.
That was the first time I experienced what girls go through when us asspies talk to them. If she lost some weight she'd probably be a solid 7/10 too.
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>>41523066
> I eye fucked a girl at Universal Studios a couple weeks ago in the queue for some King Kong ride. > She was in the queue jump line with her friend
> She stopped moving to bsically take a picture of the queue, but the picture was of me really
> I say "How about one of both of us together?"
> Take phone
> put it in selfie mode and lean so that Im next to her, then kiss her on cheek and take picture of this
> "thats a nice photo" "yeah" "im going to send it to myself"
> Try to whatsapp it to my phone but she has no whatsapp - its uncool in USA apparently
> the queue is moving and people are annoyed that ive not moved forward
> just give her back phone and walk away
> its OK as i dont even live in usa so i wasnt going to date her or anything
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>>41520990
So you don't want to make a family at some point? She can't have kids.
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>>41523975
i'll take things that never happened for $1,000, Alex
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>>41510282
This is self respect and I admire this.
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>>41505807
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>>41516264
How'd you meet her, anon?
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>>41516264
That's risky dude. That's punishable under the ucmj.
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>>41523975
>t. pajeet
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>>41505692
tell my mum nobody finds me attractive, she says:
>your a handsome boy anon, im sure you will find somebody who loves you someday.
not exactly a 'mire , but its what i needed to make the day a little better
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>>41519690
Lmao nobody, and I mean nobody, wants to see your neck bridge
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>deadlifting 500 pounds in a commercial gym
Everyone stops to watch, everytime. Feels good man
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