Merlin

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>>41505206
>finish Ranger school
>go to new unit
>get an instant promotion to squad leader
>feel good senpai

>>41505232
tfw I'm still a team leader scrub

>>41505259
Get your tab, if you make it past darby you're golden

>>41505206
>was doing exam and got told to change class room
>enter class and blonde qt tells me to sit near her
>was hungry and need to hit my calorie goal
>eat 3 sandwiches and qt asks me if i workout
>yea i been lifting for a while
>flex a 'cep

>>41505272
Been wanting to, my unit makes everyone go through Pre-ranger beforehand and there's a long waiting list right now

What's Ranger school like?

>>41505321
>Hunger, Anger, pee-pee slaps
It's easy bro don't believe the hype

>>41505206
Did you take it off?

>>41505334
Tbh I feel I'd get peered out because I'm a complete fucking autist sometimes
I have my EIB and 322PT score on the extended scale so I know I'm not a bad Infantryman at least

>>41505346
Only officers get peered bro
Thats where the majority of the failures come from, IBOLC fags dont know shit about grunt
You'll be fine, just always carry the guns

>>41505365
> Only Officers
No shit, sounds good bro
I'll ask my PSG about it on Monday

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Almost every time I go to the club or bar I get hit on and girls start dancing on me. I only go like once every couple months too lol.

All I do is have fun and dance/sing along to the music. I don't even try to hit on girls cause I'm too introverted to hit on a girl I've never talked too.

>>41505374
He'll tell you the same shit
Ask him about sleep walking
Stories will be told my friend

>solid

>>41505344
Yea when I got out of the vehicle. They all cheered

>>41508012
were you mid bulk?

>>41505380
respecc

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>>41505206
>actually wearing clothes that fit for once rather than baggy gym gear
>go to checkout at one store, get served by middle aged woman. qt blonde walks over from the other end of the counter (like 30ft, it's a big store and there's not many people in there) and hovers around while I pay, not actually doing anything
>finish up, say thanks and make eye contact with qt, she notices and quickly looks at the ground

>go into another shop later, is a very bored looking qt serving, does a couple of customers then i go up to till
>looks up and eyes light up, immediately more friendly
>i pay, say thanks and smile
>she beams (i think this is the word, not the usual false smile i'm used to)

now if only i wasn't a sperg