How to /maui/ mode?

Be fat as fatass and have 0 charisma

>>41503698
put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up, then call me in the morning

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>>41503698
>Step 1: Be Samoan

>>41503698
Be Samoan

>>41504326
>Step 2: Have a diet centered on Spam, Taro and Coconuts

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>>41504341
>>41504337

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>>41503698
>tfw constantly asked if samoan
>tfw people think I am more likely part of a smaller minority vs black
>tfw girls probably don't instantly know I have BBC
>tfw people probably think I was just born THICC and didn't have to work for it

feels batman

>>41503698
>Heavy roids
>Lift every day
>10,000 calorie surplus
>Surgically have your upper legs removed and just connect your knee to your pelvis
Easy bruh

>>41504373
you look pretty samoan desu my lightskin brotha

>>41503698
Never stop GOMAD

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Remember that this is maui mode

>>41504433
U FUCKU BICBOI

>>41504373
And yet you're still a virgin

>>41504373

Your neck could use a bit more thickness. I think it'd add a nice bit more to your physique.

>>41504373
Nah there's no doubt you are a nigger

>>41504433
Hawaii rag reporting in.

It is funny because it is true.

>>41503698
Eat like 8000 calories a day?

Have your ancestors live on a shithole island for thousands of years constantly starving to death because you live on a shithold island and so through natural selection you develop a genetic set predisposed to large athletic builds with evenly distributed by still large amounts of body fat to sustain yourself through another period of starvation and scavenging because you live on a fucking shithole island.

>>41503698
Be fat and tall.

>>41504433
This also applies to mestizos.

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>>41503698
>tfw you will never be a massive strong-man type tan halfgod with magic powers
>tfw you will never have small, quick, witty and intelligent human gf who also has the lowkey magic power of Singing™
>tfw you will never get to absolutely obliterate said gf