Ur at the gym and this guy slaps ur ass. Wat do?

Square up. Hes not that big

>>41503120
Fight him. Even if I get my ass kicked, I'm not going to be that guy that lets some faggot slap my ass.

>>41503120
fuck him

>>41503120
>"Hey, big guy. I can be real sexy for you if that's what you want."

>>41503120
tell him to put a hecking shirt
this a fuckin gym not a Fucking Gym

stammer out "s-s-sorry" or just awkwardly ignore it despite wanting david's thick cock in my ass

>>41503120
Look down while stuttering s-s-s-sorry

Then uppercut him in the jaw as hard as I can.

>>41503120
Finna hide my erection tbqhwy senpai

Achievable natty?

>>41503359
Probably, he's been training for years.
Everyone else on /fit/ dismisses anyone who looks better than them as on roids.

>>41503120
Isn't this that guy who's a male model and teaches math at UCL?

I'm pretty sure he's full gay so I take it as a compliment.

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>>41503120
Feel my self-esteem soar.

>>41503458
>Isn't this that guy who's a male model and teaches math at UCL?
No, this is a roiding high schooler who sells softcore pics to dudes for cash.

>>41503458
No, that's david laid. You're thinkign of Pietro Boselli.

>>41503120
dutch rudder

>>41503507
That's much more common than you think. google Bodybuilding schmoe. Lots of bodybuilders, definitely ones you know, make their money from whoring for gay guys. thousands of dollars .

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>>41503507
Okay nevermind, they look familiar but guy in OP's post isn't nearly as attractive. No homo.

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why does no one call out this fag on his photoshopping of every picture he posts? in videos hes tiny and has admitted to having 15 inch biceps at 6'2

>>41503129
>stronger then you will ever be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WedxXEijWHw

Accidentally suck his dick

>>41503560
wtf david laid is actully strong?

>>41503533

He always looks so confused

>>41503560
>that tight little waist
What do you call it when you're horny and jelly?

>oh hey david didn't see you there
>what are you training today?

Ask him his routine and how long he's been lifting

>>41503120
suck his peener tbqh.

Bend over.

>>41503560
It's another episode of regards who don't understand the difference between strength and power

>>41503538
I do not understand how he can look so juicey in pics but so natty in videos.

Like is he actually using Photoshop?

>>41504523
maybe its because in videos lighting and angles are constantly changing while in pictures you can get it perfect! wow!

>>41503120
Toss a plate at him when he's not looking, fuck him.

>>41504523
AdobeGainz

Ignore him and continue my workout.
If he does it again, kick his wrist while he's curling.

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>>41503120

I say listen here you fucking giraffe looking justin bieber you better fucking watch yourself.

>>41503120
>>41503560
Meh, his DL is slightly better than mine. I still did kickboxing so I'm gonna lay this bitch out

>>41504529
Are lighting and angles that strong that they can make a dyel look good then.

>>41504624
yes

youve obviously never messed with that stuff because it can completely make or break the way you look

>>41503120
Slap back and make him my gym bro.

Slap his harder to assert dominance.

>>41503120
Report him to the gym staff for sexual harassment.

>>41503120
use my magnum dong to stretch out his boipussi

>>41503120
I think I'd unironically fuck his boipucci... I'm straight, I think?

>>41506252
It depends, are you going to lick his cum off his abs or not after you fuck a handsfree load out of him?

>>41506261
That's usually where I cum during the shemale videos so I guess.. I need to stop watching porn, I'm turning into a fagoot.

>>41506272
>I need to stop watching porn, I'm turning into a fagoot.
While you should, I think it's a bit different than that. As you get stronger and more confident, you're viewing yourself and your body (and thus the male form) as more sexual than previously. Because you (and most of the guys who have internal gay panics after using/getting /fit/) not engaging in any pro-active sexual activity, you haven't integrated those feelings into your randy/libidinous state and self and are mirroring those feelings elsewhere. You probably wouldn't be aroused by a guy in person, or enjoy male/male sex more than previously.

That being said, get on your knees prettyboy.

>>41506306
P-please d-don't shove it down my throat, I have a terrible gag reflex and I'll vomit.

>>41503120
>breathe smoke
>destroy something beautiful

Baby face cunt

>>41503120
Knock him out in one punch. Looks like a frail bitch, not scary at all.

>>41503120
slap his ass back
>n-no homo

ask him what happened with qwin

>>41506316
I know a girl who's into barfing on dicks. She's married now and has a baby. Her husband made her get fat.

>>41507242
I know a girl who once barfed on a dude's dick. When she told me that, I was joking and trying to get her to view her awkward experience as something hilarious instead of embarassing. I popped a semi and edged for 2 hours when I got home.

"yeah, nah. Not into it, mate"

>>41503120
Take him home and make him sub for me and my wife.

>>41503560
>sumo bitch

>>41504624
He admitted himself that he's using a pump and god-tier lighting to his advantage for his pics.

Make sweet love