Saw a vid yesterday where mark rippetoe was answering random

Being knowledgable about one thing doesn't mean knowing shit about everything

>>41500659
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>>41500636
"God doesn't play dice."
-Albert Einstein

you can be brilliant in certain areas, while being wrong in others.

What's wrong with being against smoking? What's wrong about never trying to smoke?

Why would you want to pick up this habit? Why would you advocate it at all?

what the fuck is your point OP.

>>41500636
He's right but he shouldn't knock being gay until he tries it.

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>>41500636
>He goes on a 10 minute rant about how you're a pussy for using either

He is talking truth though.

>Smoking
>2017
>mfw

>>41500636
He's right tho and you're a fag lmao

>>41500636
he's an edgy attention seeking faggot with destroyed joints and you're a faggot for ever listening to him.

>>41500707
he's almost exactly like jason bloho, gun and everything, except that instead of his +5 hat of weaponsmithing he has a motorcycle.

>>41500636
Yeah, he does that. (Goes on rants).

He kinda sounds like my old gym teacher, who said that if he caught any of "his" atheletes smoking, he'd put their fingers in a vice and turn it until they turned white.

He was very specific about the turning white part.

Coaches hate smoking/smokers. They get a little pissy on the subject.

Smoking is shit. Expensive, ruins your clothes/house, fucks up your lungs.

At least drinking wipes away the crushing despair of existence.

>>41500982
>not having a smoke after reaching 1/2/3/4

why live, senpai?

>>41500636
Don't worry OP, I'm sure when you vape it doesn't look like you're smoking a nice juicy cock.

Yeah he's autistic as hell and his advice will get you hurt but excellent memetic energy for young dudes to get into lifting.

>>41500982
Drinking will kill you faster,

Ever heard of cirrhosis?

>>41500659
>>41500636

using anything that puts out hella fumes around you should def. be a free pass for punching your face though, if you do it around other people

that said, if you want to use nicotine, go right ahead, eat it, put the lozenges, chew it, or whatever, I don't care

>>41500636
He's right, you know.

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>>41500982

Drinking wipes away the despair of my underemployment, and lack of wild booty action over the last 50 months.

>Phil Collins: I don't care any more. no mo' no mo'.....

>>41500636
brits don't call 'em fags for no reason

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>>41500695
This. A 14 year old girl asked me to buy her cigs at a 7-11. Fuck that

>>41501185
Rip said that the only thing cigs are good for is if a woman smokes you know she's DTF.

>>41500636
I've never met a smoker who wasn't a slut or gay to some measure.
>But anon, everyone is gay to some measure!
No, you're just gay, and also dumb.

>>41500636
FUCKING. STRAWS.
FAGGOT CONFIRMED

>>41501444
so if a guy smokes, he's a straight, slutty male then? R-right?

>>41501480
He's probably bi-leaning :(

>>41500636
his squat advice is indispensible. otherwise his advice is not great in general - there are others who can answer things better.

>>41501610
>sucking tranny cock makes you gay or bi
>implying Big Lenny isnt straight
come now senpai

>>41500636
He's right about the subconsious phallic connection

>>41500659
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>>41500707
>>41500737
Oh, i see reddit got triggered because he didn't put gays on a fucking pedestal

Fuck off you bitches

>>41500686
this

>>41500636
>smoking makes you gay
he's right though
>inb4 b-but getting pleasure from putting phallic shaped objects into my mouth and sucking on them isnt gay

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>>41500693
>he shouldn't knock being gay until he tries it.

>>41500636

>muh every cylindrical object is a phallus

projecting his own latent homosexuality I see. I wouldn't expect any more from a big fat unaesthetic faggot.

Also, vapes may be autistic as fuck but they aren't even phallic shaped. What a tool.

>>41501185
Should have done it for a quick bj behind the dumpster

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feel like everyone is focusing on the smoking part when OP was really talking about the homophobic "you're gay for putting things in your mouth" part. like does he refuse to eat sausages because of their shape? lol.

everyone knows smoking is gross and to be discouraged. that's just common sense.

also homophobia is lame :P

>>41503236
Go back to your safe space faggot.

>>41503236

lynch yourself faggot

>>41500636
Memes aside, smoking cigs every day is pretty unhealthy, but if you have a Cuban cigar I wouldn't let it go to waste. Also, even Arnold smoked blunts go watch pumping iron. Weed is perfectly fine post workout every now and then

Putting cylindrical objects in your hands makes you gay. Fact! Every time you lift the barbel, you're subconsciously imagining yourself giving some ski pole action to two steel hard erections. Why don't you bend over just a bit more while you're doing it too...faggot.

>>41500636
>putting circular objects in your mouth makes you gay
EATING IS FOR KEKS

>>41500982
Alcohol withdrawals can lead to DT's, seizures, and death unlike most other withdrawals. It's almost expensive as fuck if you're an actual drunk.

>>41504462
>Every time you lift the barbel, you're subconsciously imagining yourself giving some ski pole action to two steel hard erections

That explains so much about /fit/

>>41504393
No he did not. That was for the camera, Arnie never drank or smoked.

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>>41503236
I hope you hang, faggot.

He's also gone on rants about how Prometheus was a good enough movie and anyone who doesn't like it is pretentious, and how The Mountain from GOT would make a better Thor than pretty-boy Hemsworth.

I love Rip, he's a funny dude. He's also wrong about everything he's ever said about pop culture, but in a cooky grandad way.

>>41500636
>smoking
>ever
fuck off OP back to /fa/ or whatever cancerous place you came from

>>41501035
>his advice will get you hurt
how so?

>>41500636
yeah, and squatting your ass up and down, bouncing them hips three times a week, building fat juicy glutes is super straight lmao

still doing TM though

>>41501047
Ever heard of lung cancer, COPD, atherosclerosis, transitional cell carcinoma, oral and neck cancer... ?

>>41506707
ever heard of grade 1 pussy and not buying into big pharma lies?

>>41506854
okay that came off badly. I meant grade A

shark tippetoe

That's true though.
If you sedate your masculinity with drugs, cigarettes, porn your a bitch and a faggot.
Putting cylinders in your mouth and sucking makes you a baby/faggot. Not a man.

>>41500636
He's right, smoking is the ultimate sign of a cookie cutter porn addict SHEEP

Of course, I fancy a cigar every once in a blue moon. Fuck drinking though.

>>41500636
mark rippetoe said running and cycling is not exercise because its just running or bicycling somewhere

>trusting decades of medical research and caring about your health makes you 'few cards short of a full deck'

>>41507721
vaping is 100% safe. Social cigarette smoking or smoking for a few years is also safe.

Claiming to know anything about something you've never tried makes you retarded. And then claiming it makes you gay makes you homophobic. If he was an actual star athlete and not a washed up old man he would be suspended, fired, or blacklisted from his sport. Not that powerlifting is a sport.

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remember when mark rippetoe claimed low bar squat should be stape squatting movement for olympic weightlifters? remember when somebody called him out on not knowing shit about olympic weightlifting to which he claimed he couched numerous weightlifters but couldnt name any? remember when he

>vaping is 100% safe

Ever hear of popcorn lung?

>>41507772
nope, i make my popcorn in the microwave senpai

>>41507738
Except for the fact that they haven't been popular for long enough to get definitive research on their health effects for long periods of time. And they explode sometimes.

But sure I guess it's impossible to teach someone how to get stronger and do lifts properly unless you have personally tried everything that is generally deemed bad for your health.

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>>41507789
>But sure I guess it's impossible to teach someone how to get stronger and do lifts properly unless you have personally tried everything that is generally deemed bad for your health.

Its like when I watch My 600 lb Life and see Dr Now give weight loss advice but he himself is a good 100 lbs overweight. What a retard.