Ttw rare sips

>mfw local WaWa has a 2/$4.22 sale on purp sips.

>>41495600
Delco S I P

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What? Is this still/already/soon availiable in germany? Asking for a very childish friend

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no steal

>>41495568
>MFW

Whole Denver area has been sold out of these purple sips for weeks now

>inb4 arrythmia due sips

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>>41495568
>At work, boss says he needs me to do some overtime at the office
>Fug, but that money son
>Get out of work, tired as shit
>Still need to hit the gym
>See a gas station
>Dare I?
>See pic related for sale, I love some black cherry son
>DARE I?!
>Fuck it, buy pic related and chug that shit
>Hit the gym, push new PRs
>So fucking full of energy even when I get home
>Feel incredibly happy too for some reason
Holy shit I thought this sip garbage was a meme. This was better than any pre-workout I've ever had.

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>>41495710
liar

>>41495714
Except I'm not lying, why is that unbelievable?

>>41495714
T. Nonsipper

>>41495710
>go to party
>tired as shit due to exhausting week with little sleep
>set aside my distate and go for the sip meme
>fall asleep standing

>>41495738
because its a drink with 90mg of caffeine. Caffeine in general doesnt let you hit PR's even if you take a ton, its a slight energy boost not a steroid.

>>41495787
>its a drink with 90mg of caffeine
It has 136 mg you meme loving fuck. And maybe if you didn't fucking pump yourself full of caffeine regularly it would have a real effect on you.

>>41495801
its actually 160mg, i was thinking of a different drink.

and no, caffeine is a meme. Its real effect is an energy boost, getting rid of that tired feeling.

>>41495814
Then call it a fucking placebo if it makes you feel better. My story is true.

>>41495874
No your story is false and you work for monster, you make it way to fucking obvious. You suck at your job.

>Monster made me hit pr's
>monster made me full of energy
'>monster made me really happy

wow monster must be a life saver

>>41495891
Monster also got me a promotion.

>>41495891
>you work for monster
Holy. Shit. This is some /pol/tier conspiracy garbage.

>>41495911
No, Its obvious. all the sip threads lately, same pattern on every post. Monster has recently put more money into pr, yeah fuck off.

>>41495918
Dude I work for an electricity company, not Monster.

That said if any Monster employees want to pay me for my testimonial? I'm down for that.

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>>41495943
>"Hey goys I like this dronk."
>cuck: "I don't like this drunk so u must be marketing monkeys."

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Some fresh sippin OC, I've got 8 days before my first final and I was up till 6am last night trying to fix my laptop so it's an /excessivesippin/ kind of day

>>41495710
S I P B O Y S

>>41495814
>160
Wrong again

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>>41495918
>lately
Found the newfag

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>>41495629
>>41495649

SIPS collection bros reporting in

>people hating monster

If you dont like it then dont post in the thread you communist.

>>41497539
so how much is it ya fag

>>41497829
Gotta try out this crazy internet thing sometime dude. You can find all sorts of info.

https://www.caffeineinformer.com/caffeine-content/monster-ultra-blue

haven't been on /fit/ for a while so not sure what this meme is all about
why are you calling energy drinks sips?

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is ripper hard to find where you live?

ITT: newfriends

Sips are sugarfree, retards

>>41498631
Dude Ripper is the most delicious shit ever but borderline fucking impossible to find.

It isn't sip worthy though, it has sugar in it.

Can't find purple sips anywhere anymore. One gas station had them for maybe a week and now they're gone. Help bros

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>>41495568
NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

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>>41499444
This guy again

>>41499444
It may constitute a pre workout. I used to sip all the time before my routines. Lighten up a bit, just give it a try. One time won't hurt you, and you might like it

>>41499482
>One time won't hurt you, and you might like it
What the fuck man. You tards are like meth addicts

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>>41499444
It's a preworkout you fucking dunce.

>>41499531
You've never sipped.

>>41499559
You seem pretty succeptable to peer pressure.
I hear suicide is pretty popular, you should try that too.

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>>41499581
>nonsipper detected

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>>41495568
Purple sips taste like cough medicine.

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>>41500129
Hell yeah buddy

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>>41495568
tfw /fit/ is shilling jew chemical water

reeeeeeeeeeee why does no one sell yellow sips

Genuinely confused, what does "sip" mean in this context?

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>>41500301

>>41495874
No, no it isn't. Besides, putting up a 135 bench PR is fucking sad anyway.

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>>41498609
>>41500301
Lurk more

>>41495987

>I don't like this drink

I used to drink this carbonated jizz water by the case until paid Monster shills co opted the lingo and anonymity of this board to peddle their heart arrhythmia juice covertly. I find it so goddamned obnoxious that I refuse to by any Monster products ever again.

>>41501207
Yeah I also drank it before the meme. Lots of us did. That's why it was ripe to become a meme. I don't understand how someone can realize how popular it already was and simultaneously believe that the meme is a shill campaign.

>>41501308
>how popular it already was

The only people I ever saw, and ever see drinking this shit are fat people and children.

>>41500337
Saved

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(gulps are stronger than sips to be honest family)

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>>41501481
only sipper I ever saw was my coworker, a skinny alcoholic chef who routinely blacked out.

Really not a fan of the purple stuff. My preferences are red, white, and blue, in that order. That's not a patriotic joke, though I am a patriot.

>>41495568
>spotted purple sips at a gas station across town while you're traveling between job sites
>nowhere else in town seems to have it
>tfw too broke to buy it


I got paid right after work...

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>>41495568
>tfw only store with rare sips got them for 50 fucking bucks
Just fuck me in the asshole with your blood.

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>>41501605
>>41501724
You aren't missing anything, the purple stuff actually tastes pretty mediocre. Now if you want REAL rare sips, go find yourself some Muscle Monster, that's an actual /fit/ drink...

Whats your favorite sip? I loved the Orange but tried the yellow and lets just say I have a new favorite

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>>41501807
Better Red than dead

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>>41501777
>Those flavors
>That protein
>Trips
Wow, thanks anon.

>>41501934
For about a year in the army I had one of these every day for breakfast, really got me started right after some exhausting PT.

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CHOOSE YOUR SIP

>>41501934
Just be sure you shake it well before you drink it, it's mildly carbonated but the protein settles after it sits around for a while.

>>41501961
Red vs. Muscle. There will be blood.

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>>41501537
>Posting faggy monster and using the term gulp

GULPS are for real men, fuck off scum

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>>41501998
AWW YEAH MOTHERFUCKIN GULP THREAD

>>41501998
>Unironically implying cockstar is better than Monster

You need some 10mm chemo to stop the cancer that is your life

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>>41502022
SHOO SHOO BAI GOBLIN

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>>41501998
>>41502011
Gulpfags begone

>>41502036
Excess antioxidants are a no-go man, ditch that thing.

>>41502095
Fuck sipping, I just chug it, I like for all that caffeine to kick in as soon as possible and preferably all at once

>tfw as a working man I need this

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>>41501998
Gulpfags BTFO

>>41502127
You are doing it wrong, you didn't post or link to anything that BTFO'd them.

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>>41502127
>>41502095
https://www.dealwithautism.com/energy-drinks-likely-to-cause-autism-in-children-yale-university-124/

>Monster
>Ever

G U L P B O Y Z

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>>41502189
>energy-drinks-likely-to-cause-autism-in-children

I guess it's lucky that I'm a man and not a child.

Don't worry, you'll get there eventually gulpfag.

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>>41502203
>Passing on your shit sipfag genetics to your children.

>>41502189
>Attempts to debunk "energy drinks"
>Posts an energy drink
>Thinks he has defeated Monster

No

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>>41502228
Not just any energy drink friend

THE energy drink

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>>41502246
Get that thing out of here, you are disqualified

>>41502224
>article says kids drinking energy drinks is linked to autism and poor school performance
>I'm somehow going to transmit autism to my children by sipping

So you got the reading part down, now try the comprehension part.

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>>41501481
>>41501568
I know six people who sip. Two of them don't lift. The other four can squat more than 2x their body weight, and honestly sip way too much. Like 5 or more cans per day.

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>>41501807
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

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>2017
>Not sipping

>>41502822
>Red being this low
>Red being below purple
Obviously this graphic was rigged by the same people that did Hillary's poll predictions

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>kids will never know the feel

>>41502798
>5 or more

holy shit i can drink 500mg of caffeine in a day but 2 cans of monster and i dont feel good drinking more

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How much longer til morning

>>41503009
That shit murdered my gut.

Most be nice to shill on reddit and 4chan for money

>>41504001

seriously, where do you sign up?

>>41501537
>local man arrested for attempting to create a nuke in his kitchen
>nuke s dearmed by sip cartographer Rich Piana

>>41501537
Is...is that...a suicide sip?