you wake up and you have this body.

Probably do what Chris Cornell did last night

>>41490850
Shoot myself all over as a punishment then in the head

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Use my advanced knowledge of lifting to have the most destructive full body workout known to mankind

I would start lifting asap. that body isn't too bad and could probably make decent gains within a year

>>41490850
Get some roids and start eating

>>41490850
Start eating meat and take test and dbol.

>>41490850
Probably go down to the local DNC office. Make sure I'm registered for the D.

You know to vote D and get the D from several poly and genderfluid boyfriends while my girlfriend Bob watches MSNBC.

>>41490850
easy manlet gains

I WOULD LEARN, I WOULD FINALLY LEARN.

>>41490850
Kill myself without thinking.

>>41490850
being a skelly I could work with but fuck that chin and those tattoos

realistically if I had knowledge of my past (=current) life I would kill myself

>>41490850
Thanks for this nightmare asshole. I will dream this at least once in my life now.

>>41490930
>implying manlets ever learn

anon i.....

Get fucking stronger. Big Boss went from hungry skeleton to super solider in two weeks that means so can I.

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>>41490850

>>41490988
this picture was more physically repulsing than any anal prolapse or beheading video

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>>41490973
I pretty sure they gave him some nano machine steriods

>>41490850

roid, because that is literally the only way you'd be able to "make it"

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>>41490850
>>41490988
Delete this

Level 0 reset? Let's do dis

>>41490988
The fat dude's tattoo means "bear". Aren't gay bears supposed to be strong and not just fat

>>41490988
but where are niplles

>>41490988
These """"people"""" voted for hilary

>>41490988
I was eating you sick fuck

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>>41491059
SHUT THE FUCK UP RACIST

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>>41491028
>weeabo
idk man this world is fucked

>>41491028
Same as 'curvy' women are supposed to have curves and not just be fat

>>41490850
Here's what I don't understand. Why is his face so fat but the rest of his body so skinny. Its like he's literally balancing a grape on a toothpick. What happened? Who did this to him?

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do the world a service and become an hero

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>>41490850
>M-Mac?

>>41491028
bear just means fat gay guy.

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>>41491034
That's an FTM trans, reverse boob job.

>>41490988
kaposi sarcoma on his left hip? AIDS would explain his weight

>>41491034
>but where are niplles
but where are my sides?

>>41490875
I had no idea

Audioslave's self titled album was the only one in my car for the longest time

I probably listened to it a million times

>>41491128
Ronald McDonald and no lifting.

>>41491128
Probably hypercortisolism caused by whatever cocktail of hormones he/she/it took to attain the dingy potato sack that is their current form.

>>41490850
Oh my fucking god.
I would dirty bulk.
Filthy fucking DEGENRATE bulk.
5k-6k calories a day.
Eating butter and oil to make kcals.
200 grams of protein a day.
And lift. All day.
Become the biggest, strongest strongfat that ever lived.
Set diddly, squat, bench record, then cut to thick, solid, tight.

Youtube, book, make name a brand. Sell meme workouts and meme supps. Create lines of all kind of meme fitness shit and completely sellout and destroy my name in the fitness industry. Fuck them, I dont need them. I need the inpatient fatties and skinny kids.

>you wanna set fucking records and be sexy as fuck like me?
>mean jean fat burners
>mean jean fat gainers
>mean jean muscle exploders
>mean jean testXbooster
>mean jean "get jacked" preworkout
>mean jean "YES explode" pre-preworkout
>mean jean "bust in your mouth" protein

Mean Jean gear
>mean jean straps
>mean jean gloves
>mean jean resistance bands
>mean jean ab crucher
>mean jean "thigh blaster"
>mean jean memiest meme workout shit youve ever memed

Paint mean jean on anything associated with exercise.

Then just retire, being aesthetic as fuck, and....i dont know, get into a mediocre middle aged career or something?

>>41490906
>isn't too bad
That is the worst body I have ever seen outside of Auschwitz.

>>41490988
/fit keeps saying this is a F2M.
Any pics from when it was just a F?

>>41491777
I haven't seen any but the scars from breast removal are pretty clear on their chest if you needed any more evidence.

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>>41490875

>>41491028
He's not a bear, hes a chub. chubs have been trying to get in on the bear scene forever.

BTW, scrawny little faggots are the last thing a bear wants, they're called chasers and they dont get none.

>>41491797
I dont need evidence.
I just wanna see it as a woman.

>>41491845
I figured, thought I'd point it out just in case.

start posting liberal things on reddit

>>41491529

shit taste, and I liked Soundgarden

>>41491028

That's why there's a difference between bear and musclebear

>>41491507

it's a tranny so probably from some sort of surgery

>>41490850
I just don't understand how you can be that skinny buy have a fat face. It's not even fat round, it's pudgy fat.

>>41492111
Hormone therapy tends to fuck you up in more ways than one.

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>>41490988

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>>41491824

>>41490850

150mg test prop, 100mg tren ace

eat a buncha shawarmas

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>>41490988
wheers dhe benis? X-DDD

>>41490850
Immediately get on TRT and lift.

>>41492664
probably should have mentioned that you also have their financial status as well.

in the hole 80k for a womens studies degree im afraid.

>>41492673
immediately kill myself

>>41490850
Borrow as much money as possible and gamble it all on one hand of blackjack.
If I lose then I just off myself.
If I win a bunch of money then I would spend it on trying to sort out this mess.
I'm fine with either outcome.

>>41492673
Suicide is lookin pretty good.

>>41490988
wtf i hate gays now?

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>>41490988
wow.....so this....is what progress looks like...

At least I'd have hair.

>>41490988
looks ftm? look at the scars above the nipples.

>>41490850
Id shoot myself but i doubt i could lift a loaded gun.

Kill myself, no, honestly, fucking end my life in the very second.

>>41493156
what scars above the nipples are you seeing? there is nothing above his nipples lmao

>>41490850
absolutely revolting but I would start taking test, do starting strength and transition to the full routine with accessories. Probably wouldn't get very high for my lifts before being considered "intermediate" if you consider that when you no longer get stronger every 48-72 hours after rest. Heavy bulk and hopefully the test would keep me lean. After which switch to Texas method and continue. After which switch to a hypertrophy routine.

>>41493156

It's FUCKED whatever it is

>>41490850
>tfw I unironically have that

Well I'm muscular but my body is low fat and ripped and the face is still fat and swollen up. I look so fucking stupid.

>>41490906
>isn't too bad
It's literally a ftm tranny

>>41490850
Immediately hop on the dark web order up a nice fat cycle and do stronglifts for 14 weeks straight

>>41491743
> GOTTA MUNCH LARGE TO GET LARGE WADAYASAY

>>41490850
Kill myself.

>>41490850
why does the clock kid look like that?

>>41490850
Lift to the point where I could sacrifice all the flesh tainted by those awful tattoos.

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>>41491028
This is a good example of a bear.

>>41495380
Jake Gyllenhaal got big.

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GOMAD

200 Test 700 Tren until swole

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>>41490988
jesus wtf

>>41490850
SS + GOMAD. Only write answer.

Or is gear an option?

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>>41490850
Do I keep my head? If yes I would be happy that I lost my bodyfat and start a semi clean bulk. Also save money to remove the shitty tattoos.

If I get that head too: suicide

>>41490850

>Born a woman
>Turning yourself into a beta "male"

Some hardcore pain olympics right there

>>41495380
Jake has been working out

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>>41491472
I have seen that creature before. w-what is it?

>>41490988
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>41490850
Take a photo of me squeezing avocados like they were my lovers balls then post the pic on a Russian whaling board asking people what they would do if they looked like me.

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>>41497916
Reminded me of Blaire White

>>41490850
I would stop taking corticosteroids, start eating right,lift and cardio

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diddlies ofc since it's diddlies day

Kms

>>41490850
Hit a jar of peanut butter like there are diamonds at the bottom.

>>41491746
Even in Auschwitz they looked better
That person somehow has a skeleton but with a double chin

>>41490850
Honestly, wouldn't it be best to just become a woman again?

I don't know how messed up they get, but it's probably not irreversible like the ole dick chop, right?

>>41490850
Kms prolly

>>41497892
A guy who pumped his body full of synthol instead of actually lifting

>>41495380
Not even gay, but I want to rub my face on that fur. It must be comfy.

>>41498172


suicide rate for trans is through the roof

>>41498247
>not even gay
This is a lie

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>>41490906
>isn't too bad

Man, post a pic of yourself.

>>41498261
That is a woman though.

If I woke up in her body, I wouldn't try to turn it into something it clearly can't be (i.e. male)

>>41498286
Her spine must be fucked

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>>41498297
I've seen women with big boobs when I go outside in my city. It probably isn't that much of a problem.

>>41498328
Probably depends a bit on the person and how talk they are.
In high school one of my friends was really short but she had giant tits and she eventually got them reduced significantly because it was destroying her back

>>41491028
Gay bears can be any fat guy now, it's fucking stupid. There are apps for bears and everyone on there is like that

>>41491428
lol :D

>>41498365
Yeah, I can see height being a factor. I remember my high school friend with giant tits. Having huge tits in high school is the best time to have huge tits.

>>41492092
Tom Morello is one of the top five guitarists alive

His solos plus Cornell's vocals were amazing

>>41490988

How did world come to this?

>>41490850
depends

does my personality change to his/hers/xos? if it doesnt and I'm still autistic i'd literally kms because I keep failing with anything related to other people despite being an 8+. if i looked like him i'd be literally in top 0,005 losers alive on the planet

>>41498667
D-do you mind posting a pic of you?

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>>41490875
Shit man, you gave me feels.

>muh teenage years are gone

>>41498793
why?

>>41498877
You are hot and on 4chan.

>>41490988
saved for motivation, any time i get an urge to eat some sweets i will just look at this picture.

>>41495380
desu this is my goal body

>>41498962
there are a lot of good looking people on 4chan, especially on /fit/ and /soc/. after high school only small % of guys work on their looks so being in top 10% or whatever you need to be isnt very hard to achieve. i mean even most guys in the gym are DYELs and look like shit...

>>41495380

>tfw you can't ever reach that goal without roiding

>>41498147

How do you even stop that from happening?

I know that chick is a FtM tranny, but what the fuck do you even do if you're skelly mode with a double chin? You'll NEVER get rid of that double chin. I'd probably kill myself

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>>41490850
I would be so happy

>>41490850
>wat do?

neck hangs until failure

>>41490988
Los Angeles was a mistake

>>41490875
DELET

https://www.instagram.com/johnnysjoys/?hl=en

>>41491463

He's in a relationship with a woman, but calls himself a gay man? What a world.

>>41498110

Her body is still very feminine despite the cocktail of roids she's taking, kek

How can someone live with being this repulsive?

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>>41490875
>Read this as I was listening to soundgarden

Right in the feels

>>41490850
>what would you do?

Write down the eaxt day and time and attempt to discover the variables in the galatical dimensional algorithm that made me that way in an attempt to uncover the secret of shapeshifting.

>>41490988
>Pictured: Concept art from as-yet-unnamed survival horror game

>>41490850
id be op