Can eating five dozen eggs actually help me achieve Gaston mode?

Yes but you have to start as a child.

didn't somebody on /fit/ try this like a year ago?

>Small brain - Belle
>Rehular brain - The Beast
>Glowing brain - Gaston
>Universe encompassing transcendent brain - Le Fou

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>>41482797

>>41482723
only if you burn 3000 calories a day and eat nothing else

>>41482723
Dude you're gonna die

Only 36 a day bro don't overdo it.

>Noooooooooooo ooooooooone's
>T H I C C as Gaston
>Lifts big shit like Gaston
>No one keeps cre-a-tine in a trough like Gaston

>for there's no man on /fit/ half as natty
>swole as a bull on a farm
>you can ask Ripp, Mike T, or Mazzetti
>and they'll tell you who's lifts they'd prefer to spotttttttt

>>41483796
Th-thanks

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>>41483986
/fit/ Disney thread?

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>>41484129
>escapes dungeon
>hacks through thick thorn brush
>kills dragon
>lifts sleeping spell
>acts as if nothing happened

>>41484129
Let's get down to business
To enhance your buns
Did they send me skelleys
When I asked for guns?
You're the weakest bunch I've ever met
But you can bet before were through
Mister I'll make a sikk cunt out of you

>>41482797
well memed, sir!

>>41485601
Bumping for this

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>>41484129
How to into Clayton mode?

>>41482743
Egg whites I think. Someone post screen cap

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>>41484129

>>41482723
Eat max 4 eggs daily and I assume you train five days at week.
I have in work a girl who is training arm wrestling as the pro (Europe championships). She trains 4-6 days in week and she eating sometimes 10 eggs, sometimes 5 and sometimes 0. But she definitely deserved this and she's taking a blood examination every two months, also you are man (if you get a too much cholesterol and you have too much fat you can get a erection dysfunction) so if you don't train/go to the doctor you must eat less eggs

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Why not go full genocide mode?

>>41484129
Bet Quasimodo could deadlift a fuckload

>>41487169
Machete gorilla flesh.

>>41487230
>Mr. Potatohead was a cuck before it was a meme
For fucks sake.

>>41482797
>no brain at all - being so lazy you can't even open up paint to make this yourself

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>>41487173
You owe me

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Is Herculade natty?

>>41487230
BUGGED

Five Dozen Eggwhites

1,020 Calories.
240g Protons.

Literally what is the downside, how is this not the ULTIMATE cutting food? I fucking love Egg-white. Like I know the whole meme but honesty where is the catch? No carbs so perfect for Ketofags too.

>>41482723
It'll help you achieve a heart attack and clogged arteries, but other than that, no it won't.

Eggwhite is 16 Calories worth of Protoss in every 17 Calories.

Literally 94% absolute GAINS.

>>41488094
That is outdated fear-mongering

>>41488089
Try it. You will understand.

>>41488089
nigga you wil get niacin poisoning if you eat 5 dozen eggs.

>>41487169
I just realised that's Brian Blessed

>>41488035
Herculade's probably just gatorade mixed with creatine, fucking marketers.

>>41488111
damn those protoss levels are off the charts

>>41488111
You'll still need to construct additional pylons tho

>>41483986
No one's thicc like your mom
No one licks like your mom
No one chokes on your dad's fucking dick like your mom

>>41488016
wrong one

it was a guy who actually ate a fuckton of eggs at once and kept posting his progress in the thread until it was all gone.

>>41484129

Asian chad

>>41490039
I remember that, he kept talking about how nauseous he was getting

>>41488111
only way to pylon the mass brah

>>41483986
deep throated keks

>>41490039
Yeah he ate 5 dozen eggs and a case of miller high life over 18 hours.

Survived it, I think.

>>41482723 (OP) #
One large egg is 70 calories. Each egg has 6g proton.

So that's 4200 cal, with 360g protons.

Realistically you'd start with 3 dozen i think, and work your way up. But yeah, thems some good macros

>>41488079
Lmfao. I was gonna post that.

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>>41484129
And then there was Zyzz. Now there was a guy who had it all, the build, the set speed. He could lift. He could take a cut. He could keep on comin'. But that furshlugginer heart of his! He barely gets in one sauna, and kaboom! He's history.

>>41491539
>Mfw I need to start collecting reaction images.

You made me so fookin laughing

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That's Scooby's boy!

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>>41487883

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>>41487490

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>>41487883

>>41493096
Nice

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>this thread

>>41484129
Def my disney goal

>>41483986
Magnificent

>>41498961

whats big brown doing here, is he a new /fit/ mome

>>41485561
Disney was just a lot more modest, chivalrous and aristocratic back then, before the kikes took over and made the property full of vulgar ethnics.

>>41483805
And drink a fuck ton of water.

You will need to dilute them eggs boi.

>>41489039
5 dozen eggs is like 5g niacin and you can take like 6 grams a day with very low chances of side effects.

>>41488089
Go eat 5 dozen egg whites then tell us how you feel

>>41499290
Wait no shit I'm dumb, assuming each egg is 100g (which it's not) 5 dozen eggs would yield... 36 MILLIgram niacin.

Even my shitty b-complex has 19mg, and most niacin supplements approved for sale in EU has doses 500 - 1500mg.

>>41488089

>Literally what is the downside

MASSIVE CONSTIPATION

>>41483986
I haven't watched the movie for probably 18 years now.
WHY DO I SUDDENLY HEAR THE SONG IN MY HEAD
FUCK

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>>41485561

>tfw no Aurora gf

Literally too perfect for this world

It's been two years three months since I MAAAASTURBAAATED