>According to your height and weight your BMI is not in the

>>41479842
Did he ask you about drinking a gallon of milk everyday

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>Oh yes doctor, I goto the gym 5 days a week, I have been lifting for 6 years
>I see, that would explain it, but anon it's no healthy to be at that weight for your height, even if it is muscle, I suggest you lose 5kg.


So I'm supposed to lose 5kg overall bodyweight, but I'm not even fat. Okay.

This is what happens when demand is artificially inflated for health care providers; We start getting C students as doctors...

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>>41479859
r-r-ripped toe? go- what?

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>You're fucking a zebra?

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>Tell me more about these.. death lifts?

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>Yes... please get here as soon as you can. I'm worried for Dr. Gaines. Yes, we've got him contained in a diagnostic room.

>>41480034
>that's right, I need to be checked for stzyyz's

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>Y-your "tulpa"? Is that what you called it? No, anon, I don't think it's safe to have your imaginary friend spot you. Get a real human being to spot you instead.

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>what is this SS and GOMAD you talking about

>>41479861
Lose 5kg of body fat you pussy
COME ON

true story

went to get a medical. "overweight" for my height

>i dunno i think i'm pretty healthy
ok anon it says you're overweight.. lets just check your blood pressure

60/110

wow! you weren't kidding that's pretty good..

according to the doctors i'm part of the weight problem in america

6ft tall 195 lbs

>Try to join military.
>Get denied for having a BMI of thirty.
>Get doctor to sign stat dec with my BF% for an exemption.
>Get denied on second round because I sleeptalk.
FUCK

>mfw doctor thought his scale was broken when I showed up as obese
>mfw even people that lift are bewildered if it comes up how much I weigh

>>41480235

bf%?

>>41480601

Lol. Whats your height weight?

>>41480603
42%

>>41481285
5'2"
195 pounds

>>41481320

42% bodyfat and you think you're healthy? Jesus christ fatty

>>41481336

Lol with your frame you are obese. There is no reason to be 5'2" and 195lbs. I bet you look like shit

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>GOMAD?
>Don't mind if I do!

>>41481285
190cm
110kg

I think it's because of legs (350 wilks GDE lmao)

>>41481336
If you're not on roids then you're definitely fat lmao...

I mean at 5'2", around 120 lbs would be the most you could weigh while being shredded and stage ready for a BB contest.

In comparison, 190 lbs would be closer to someone who is 6'1 and stage ready.

A strong but not fat as shit 5'2" wouldn't be over 140 lbs.

I've went to check my knee a few times since I had a motorcycle accident and the orthopedist always mires my legs kek

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>>41481336
this is you

>>41479842

On gear?

If not, you're a muscular individual with a 38-40 inch waist and still need to lose weight.

>>41479861
>...but I'm not even fat

Says the 'mass monster' in XL jeans.

NEVER FORGET:

>For a natty BMI is accurate.

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>I'm telling you why else would we have a folders worth of pictures full of some shirtless guy called "Zeez?"
>well I guess that explains why he's never brought any girls home..

>>41481407
>XL jeans

You must shop at Walmart or be unfamiliar with how pants are sized

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>>41479842
>MADMILK? :PPP

>obese BMI
>32" waist and sub-20% bf
>not natty
I cannot go to the doctor ever again

>>41481336
all dem free (You)s

>appear
According to todays standards of being fat how comfortable are you with hearing that? Fat accumulation around organs like the heart are not so easily seen.