>Eat 800grams of food >Don't gain 800grams of bodymass

really makes you think

>>41476292
>can bench 135 x 20
>can't bench 2700 x 1

>>41476292
you have to weigh your shits first

Just hold in your poop no matter what and it will eventually be absorbed

>>41476292
You idiot. If you chew food it breaks it into smaller pieces which weigh less.

>>41476306
huh

>>41476306

1 x 2700 maybe, but not 135 x 20

>>41476292
if you weighed 99 pounds and ate a pound of something youd be 1% of that

>>41476306
:thinking:

>>41476306
But you can do 1 x 2700

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life can be wierd somtimes

>>41476292
>eat 800grams of food
>weigh self
>800grams heavier

checkmate atheist

>>41477909
I have done this.
>Ate 700 grams of food
>Pooped out 500 grams

Where did the extra 200 grams go? I didn't gain weight either.

>>41481298
>pooped out 500 grams
I'm wondering how you calculated that

>>41481323
Live in Germany, have a shit plate toilet. Scooped off shit plate onto scales.

>>41481298
you breathed it out as water + co2

>>41481298
liquid you pissed/sweat out

>>41481340
The piss was recorded and accounted for as well

I wouldn't have thought that sweat would weigh that much.

>>41481337

Who here doing no breath? Day 2 but I can already see improvments.

>>41481332
Seriouslu, why do you have those toilets?
Freaked me out when I was there, like having your shit served to you for inspection. Fucking germans i swear

>>41481332
>not measure your shit length/girth and calculate it's density
>don't calculate the weight scientifically

i bet you use a scale to measure your food too. you will never make it.

>>41481369
Makes it easy to see if your shit is healthy or not. And use less water than American style toilets as well. When you shit in an American toilet is often disappears down the hole, or is very hard to see when the toilet paper is over the top of it.

Most newer toilets are like the ones you see in the UK though.

>>41481354
I hear it gets you RIP'D

>>41481298
>>41481353
The CO2 you breath out.

>>41481369
no one likes toilets where you get water splashed at your butt.