>he counts the bar

>the bar doesn't weight anything

>he doesn't check the barometric pressure where he lifts and calculate it in

>he doesn't adjust the weight of the plate for the hole they cut out

>he doesn't calculate the centrifugal force of his plates rolling on the bar that changes the force needed for the lift

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>>41473646
I've seen this picture like a thousand times before but this time I actually lol'd, thx

>he doesn't count the humidity.

>he doesn't eat his own feces for maximum gains

>he does'nt count the rust on the weights

>he doesn't count the dead skincells on the bar from other people's hands.

>he doesn't count the bar in pullups

>>41474016
kys

> he doesn't count the weight of his parents expectations

>he doesn't bring a scale to the gym to weigh his plates out
sometimes they gyp you by like a pound and a half

>>41474262
I once weighted a non olympic barbell at the gym because no one could tell me how much it weighs. They looked at me like i was legit autistic and ever since then i became >that guy. Well excuse me for wanting to know how much i lift. Fucking normies ree

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>>41474300
To be fair, you really are "that guy" for doing that shit...

>>41474314
>that guy who takes lifting seriously

>>41473646
>he counts the weights

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>>41475195
>he counts

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>>41475225
>he

>>41475252
>

>>41475259

>>41474243
That hit too close brom

>>41474262
kek

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>>41473646
>He doesn't fart when squatting to go up faster

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>>41473646
>he doesnt count the weight of these feels

>>41473646
>he doesn't wear body weights under his clothes

>>41475319
>He doesn't change his bones for Iron

>>41473646
>he doesn't check his reflection from every possible angle using 4 difference mirrors

>he doesn't carry a gallon of water

>>41474300
How much it weigh?

>doesn't count the gravitational assist from the moon when working out at night

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>>41473646

Serious question, why would you NOT count the bar? Bars have different weights, sometimes by quite a lot. I lift at home, and I have a couple of 1 inch bars. Even the 7 ft one is only 26 pounds. The Ohio Bar from Rogue is like 56 pounds.

I guess Olympic bars will usually weigh about the same, so if you're doing large weight the bar stops mattering. But it matters to us newbies.

>>41475593
Everyone counts the bar, average Olympic bar is 45lbs

>>41474150
does'd've'nt

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>dyel excited that he finally reached a 225 bench
>he's really only pushing 180

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>>41475695
well meme'd friend

>>41475593
WHAT the fuck-- a bar being 26 lbs?

My world, thrown into chaos. I cannot trust any bar I see now. That shit should be illegal.

>>41476642
I ruptured a disk deadlifting with a 55lb bar after a 45lb with the same weight two days ago

stay safe brah, dont be like me

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>>41476642
It's a 1 inch bar, for 1 inch plates. It's not an Olympic bar.

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>>41475695
>>41476566

I'm confused, is the bar counted or not?

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>>41475298

If I tried to bench my feels I'd fucking die

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>>41473646
>he counts gravity and doesn't divide all his weight by 9.8 like a fucking casual.

>>41476677
God damn so now I gotta be even more 'that autistic guy at the gym than I already am.
>tfw, I do it all for the gains.