Bodybuilding Restaurant

Get me two scoops.

>>41471683
Uhhhhhhh yes, how many scoops is in your three scoop shake with banana?

Two scoops with extra mass please

Oh, and can I get that with some extra creatine packets please?

>>41471683
>McMeatheads

He has a business degree and is smarter than most /asp/ies

I'll take a DYELight salad with extra protein.

G-gotta eat small to get small!

>>41471683
Hey can I get a mutant mass gainer with an extra scoop and no humanity please

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>>41471691
> Would you like to upgrade to our 3-scoop TripleStack for just 99 cents more? That's available in SlaughterMelon and FruitThroatPunch.

>>41471698
> It's one scoop of protein and two scoops of pure crystal meth for added energy. You'll need to sign a waiver though

>>41471708
> uh sir, we only serve bodybuilders here. Could we interest you in some freshly cooked bitchmade?

>>41471714
> sure, just swipe your NattyCard™ whenever you're ready

I'll be bold and go for 4 scoops...

can I get some extra creatine on the side?

>>41471816
All those words and not a funny greentext in the whole bunch.

>>41471816
>NattyCard
But I've been on the McMeatheads Juice since your franchise came to this town

One HappyBulk with those green straps please

>>41471683
No thx brah, I don't want to upgrade to the water fast special for $5 more. I'm trying to lose weight by eating things which taste exactly as good as the things that made me fat.

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>>41471784
> Sure thing. The NoHumanity comes with a complimentary glute pin, would you like that for here or to go?

>>41471683
>>41471816
>>41471931
Stop redditgreenspacing you fucking newfag.

>>41471942
>Knowing anything about reddit

Back to tumblr with you

I`ll just have the fasting menu.

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>>41471879
>Good news sir, the HappyBulk toy this month is a glow-in-the-dark squat plug, would you like a side of LunkAlarm chili with that?

>>41471877
>oh, you're a member of our JuiceRewardz program? Looks like this is your 5th visit, here's your complimentary vial of Tren.

>>41471859
Would you like bits of PopTart crumbled on the top?

I'm heading to the gym for my 12 hour arm workout.
Got some recommendations?

Ill take The Piano Special. 5 scoops whey and peanut butter shake, two double bacon burger with lettuce bun, half gallon of synthol. Does that come with a free pin like last time? You didnt give me my free pin last time goddammit

Y-Yes. I'd like the cuddly musclebear bf special. If you have any left that is.

>>41471956
>Knowing the name of tumblr

Back into the abyss with you

>>41471683

I'll take two plain chicken breasts and a side of white rice, hold the flavor.

Excuse me sir, do you have any vegan options?

So you have any thing for height gainz?

>>41472999
>white rice

Red meat and roast vegetables with garlic, 3 scoops of on vanilla protein shake thank you

No test for me thanks. Oh it's free with the protein shake? In that case put me down for a vial of test e

>>41471683
Brock Lesnar isn't a bodybuilder.
>>41471725
Business is a meme and is literally just as useful as astrology or any other form of random guessing.

>>41471942
wait...all this time I thought reddit spacing was people complaining about paragraphs. are you autists really fucking freaking out because someone uses to spaces after a period? that is the fucking norm in the real world.

>>41473289
t. redditor

>>41473296
>t. hasn't been to college or wrote any formal document since high school

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>>41471683
4 scoops for me.

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>>41471683
Do you have any vegan options?

>>41473321
4chan isn't exactly a formal document nigga

>>41471683
one Roidwich, please