/comf/

Getting a bj right after the lying down in bed part

>>41469171
>hit 3pl8 squat today
>went for a nice run
>just about to finish doing some work on my bicycle
>big storm moving through
>wearing my favorite sweater
>PR week so im not restricting my diet so much

solid 9/10 on the comfy scale, senpai. would be 10/10 but >tfw no gf

>>41469171
haven't been to the gym in 6 weeks until the last two days. workouts were weak as shit, but I'm back at it and have that comfy doms again, feels good man

also, I can reliably get into a handstand for >10sec now, which is bretty /comfy/, i wanna be able to do a handstand pushup by the end of summer

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>>41469200
Aww shit nigga, just laid down and my woman is wrapping up some work shit and I'm about to make a play for the succ after a nice 2 hour sumo/back day workout.
Gonna squeeze those sore glutes together for maximal euphoria

>>41469171
I never felt this no matter how much I worked out.

>>41469171
>having a shower at night
i really hope people dont do this

>>41469248
>make a play for succ

that should be automatic anon, only play that should be made is for the asshole which I have to admit I still haven't gotten after months.

>>41469171
>have best poop
>lift hard
>shower
>cuddle gf while it storms outside
>watch netflix
>fall asleep for 8 hours
>wake up to a healthy egg/potato/kale breakfast that your gf made for you
>eat breakfast and fuck
>then eat the potatoes/eggs

>>41469346
you better be joking, only disgusting retards shower in the morning.

>>41469171
>hit back and bis hard today
>cut finally done, increase in dietary fats has me horny as a 16 year old all the time
>abs are sore from hooking up with this girl all weekend
>she's sending me pictures wearing my jacket and nothing else
>samurai Jack episodes on the laptop
I also had a fucking amazing Monday, if anyone wants to hear about it.

>>41469407
Tell us

>>41469391
>cultivating sweat and germs at night then not cleaning yourself

>>41469423
>not taking a shower at night and in the morning

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>>41469434
>being this brazilian

>>41469423
As I said, disgusting people shower in the morning. I don't sweat from laying down in my bed.

>>41469483
What the fuck. Do people really shower that little? I shower like 14 times a week.

>>41469616
disgusting fucking swine, I shower at LEAST 27 times per hour

>>41469483
>tfw I shower at least 7 times a week
>only wash my hair once every 8 days or so

Shampoo is hair gains goblins

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>>41469420
I was visiting the aforementioned girl in her city a few hours from me.
>she woke me up with a blowjob
>took me out to breakfast and bought me a pulled pork hash with eggs Benedict
>we went to the pool on her apartment complex roof and hung out all afternoon drinking with her friends
>she took me to her college gym to "be with my own kind" and because she wanted to watch me lift
>did a few heavy deadlifts, some bench and curls, just to show off and get her wet
>we shower and fug
>going to meet her friends for trivia at a bar
>get coffee first because sleepy from sex
>walking to bar, see a guys car die as he pulls up to gas station, so I run over and help push his car to the pump
>girl is visibly turned on by my good Samaritan display
>brags to all her friends when we arrive, clings to my arm all night
>trivia starts up and the waiter brings over a pitcher of beer
>"Scott said to give you this" look up and the guy hosting the trivia is the same guy I helped at the gas station. He gives me a thumbs up
>my group proceeds to win every bonus round and free drink minigame hosted throughout the night
>we legit win them, not even favoritism
>my group wins trivia night by more than 5 points to the nearest team
>decline to go out with girls friends afterwards even though I'm the big hero now, because "I have to get up early to make it back for work"
>we fug literally until dawn
One of the best days I've ever had in my entire life. It was like a dream, it was so perfect and removed from my daily life.

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>>41469689
On this note, does anyone else eat really poorly after sex? I eat so much junk food after I get paid.
I guess it's a combination of being really fucking starved, but also feeling more desirable and therefore less inhibited about diet.

>>41469689
you sound like a straight normie as possible normie

i'd be happy for you but nothing good actually happened you were just part of normal social situations

btw >woken up with blowjob has never happened to anyone on earth and yet i see a claim of it on 4chan 16 times per day.

>>41469904
>nothing good happened
>sex
>free breakfast
>free beer for good deeds
>hangout at rooftop bar
>winning minigames
>winning trivia
It was pretty good in my book dude.
Also we technically both got woken up by her phone alarm but then she went down on me because I said I didn't want to get out of bed and start the day. Find you a girl who likes to go down on you.