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Truly, their gluttony knows no bounds.
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Perversely enough I wish there were more fat fucks where I live so I could get some original stories for these threads.

I'm vaguely acquainted with some tumblrina fat feminists, but I keep them at arms' length to minimize drama in my life. I do know they complain about joint pain and digestive issues a lot, though.
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>>41468357

This reminds me of an old Bill Hicks routine, where his great fear as a smoker was that he'd wind up smoking through a hole in his neck.

I mean... seriously, if you are having them drill a hole in your belly so that you can quite literally become a high tech bulimic, maybe re-evaluate some life choices?
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>>41468507
where's the cellulite?
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>>41464346

Waiting for more from this story.
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>>41468507

>a 12 is a 12

No she's just used to vanity sizing
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>>41468357
W-what is this?
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>>41469080
>high tech bulimic
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>>41468507
Aren't models supposed to be very slim because it gets rid of their curves and makes their bodies more alike so designers have an easier time making/trying on/producing clothes?

It's probably very difficult since the more someone weights, the more fat is going to be distributed unproportionally. I don't know, it seems kinda like a good strategy to me, cutting down on costs and time being wasted.
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>>41468411

2pl8s worth of cringe.
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>>41469945
its a basically a drain you can have installed into your stomach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC6FkP5JZVk
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>>41470003
like second anus?
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>>41469982
Models are glorified organic mannequins. They're there to show off the clothes. Fat fucks being as vapid as they are don't focus on the clothes, they instead focus on the model.

>t./fa/
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>>41469982
Yes. The upside of a thin runway model is not only what you mentioned but it shows the clothing in motion. The model's job is important for the designer to get their creative decisions across.

Large mannequins are actually a good idea - it can help drive sales among bigger women if they see themselves being represented. What the ranting fatty does >>41468507 here is stupid because she turns it into an argument for why an entire group of women who are just minding their own business shouldn't even exist because they don't look like her. THAT is more vain than working as a model.
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My ex had this done. She asked me to come along to the trial sign ups, and she was picked. It's pretty effective for what it is, bulimia without the fucked esophagus and teeth.

She certainly did get smaller in an incredible amount of time.

I'd hate to see what her skin looks under the clothes, though. Losing that much so fast couldve caused havoc.
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>>41470025
a second throat for vomiting seem more accurate
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>>41470056
what about the stomach acid?
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>>41468843
>This is what thiccfags want.
Disgusting.
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>>41470055
How big was she starting out?

I don't remember the hubbub about what the requirements were to have it done.
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>>41469982

Man I miss living in Asia
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>>41468357
>>41470003
can't they loop it to their mouths so they can constantly eat?
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>>41470201
which asia though? I glad I left the jungle one
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>>41469080
obesity is the new smoking, hopefully soon people start to realize its unhealthy like smoking and stop.
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>>41469945
Augmented bulimia
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>>41470219
You have to go back, nigger of asia.
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>>41470235
I wonder if a couple decades into the future, people will be suing huge corporations going on and on about HAES and fatphobia fucking up their bodies and giving them cancers and other disorders, just like they did with smoking.

Both are bad, but at least doctors were actually prescribing cigarettes and people were listening to their (poorly mistaken) advice. Nowadays, doctors are constantly ignored and whenever you interject you are told "that's between me and my doctor" when you know for a fact that their doctor is wanting them to lose weight but can't say anything due to confidentiality policies. Maybe with so much emphasis on getting rid of healthy living and encouragement of stuffing your face, ignorance will be acceptable for the grounds of winning in court.

I don't know if this will be possible though due to their shorter lifespan and the odds pushing their ability to drop like 50 ton flies.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-39936138
Fatties BTFO
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>>41470460
Chances are that the doctors just give up telling them to lose weight after a while, just to get them out of the door so they can deal with people that actually want to be helped.
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>>41470003
>>41469080
Former bulimic here. This is exactly the process without the vomit. After I'd throw up I'd drink water and move about a bit before another round of purging. It's called a flush and it's often warned against even in pro ana/mia sites. (Well at least a safety warning sometimes. Nothing is really off limits on those sites except eating obviously)
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>>41470032
You're a homosexual friend, whether you know it or not. Looking a women's clothes and not women is gay as shit.

Wait i just realised you're talking about fat females.
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>>41470032
>Models are glorified organic mannequins
You mean glorified hangers.
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>>41470055
>mfw someone would voluntarily become stomic patient with a surgically made hole to her body rather than stop pushing burgers to her gorge
mein Gott...
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>>41470055
bet she tells people she has crohn's disease or something

these people who volunteer to have their stomach cut out, or put a tube in their gut..
fucking why...
just stop stuffing your face
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>>41471391
> makes a planned parenthood joke
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Not enough pics in here. Let's get some less seen pics into this thread.
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>>41472134
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>>41472144
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>>41472157
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>>41468843
that ass is literally collapsing on itself. a true black hole
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>>41472144
I love how brutal this is.
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>>41470693
Why is the practice warned against?
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>>41472205
Depletes the electrolytes much more than simply purging since you're essentially flushing add much as you can out of their. It increases risk of heart attack.

It's notorious on proana boards for being a leading cause of death among bulimics. Granted I haven't read studies so much as anecdotal evidence but so many years of consistent reports from the girls living with it, who are hospitalized, warned by doctors, and they are the ones who feel the effects.

I still did it but only after large binges.
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>>41472023
For some reason becoming an augmented bulimic seems far more degenerate than operations which reduce the size of their stomachs.
>we never asked for this
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>>41472196
This is the kind of attitude we need to have with these HAES fuckers. Call them out on their bullshit in front of everybody so they are ashamed, and others can see how garbage this "movement" is.
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>>41472454
Well thanks for the heads up. I did not know that. I sometimes throw-up when I drink too much and do some coke, or if I'm recovering from a nasty hangover, and I usually just chug some water so I don't get dehydrated.
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>>41470056
I want to give her a roll if you get what I'm saying
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>>41468843
F A T T
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>>41468357
Man, just realized I've been sitting on a FPS for awhile now, forgot about it until a convo today brought it up. Suck at green text, so please bear with me, this happened like 2 years ago.
>Be me, deli clerk at supermarket
>Fucking deli is packed, Super Bowl Sunday has descended upon us
>Hot wings, fried chicken, and chicken tender sandwiches are all on sale and we sell these out the ass on a slow day
>Normally kitchen is a one person job, two people in there today just for frying shit, we are constantly out of hot wings
>Two guys ask us for a box of 100 wings, so need to fry more. fucking. wings. Toss a whole case in fryer, about 500 wings.
>Nbd the guys are nice and don't mind waiting, hang out and chat with the deli clerks a bit
>Then, it happens
>Fucking blob of a human being, as wide as she is tall literally pushes past people in the packed deli to get to the guy frying chicken
>This grease bucket nignog looks pissed for some reason and is wear a tight ass stretchy dress at about 400lb AT LEAST
>Looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag
>Fat is literally hanging from her elbows, like drooping fat sacks- her struggling body has given up and is sticking fat anywhere it can
>She manages to get the cook's attention and yells at him, "Y'ALL GOT ANY MORE WINGS COMING OUT?!"
>Goddamn, why is this fat bitch so loud, I'm working the other end of the deli and can hear this shit over all the other customers
>Guy explains to her he's got some cooking right now and asks how many she'd like
>"HOW MANY YOU GOT?"
>Oh shit nigga, what? Everyone heard and is now staring at this woman
>Guy stammers, tells her that the guys to the side of her are waiting on a 100 piece box, so there should be 400 left afterwards
>"I'LL TAKE THEM."
>Allofmywhy.jpg that's like 200 fucking dollars
>She glares at everyone working until handed her chicken when they're done and out the fryer
>We all fucking snicker because we know she's not sharing that shit, customers are laughing too
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>>41472205
You lose potassium and protons when throwing up, low potassium can cause cardiac arrythmia and death.
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>>41472157
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>>41473972
Thanks for the OC!

>She'll probably just use them to masterbait.
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>>41473972
>400 wings
CMON
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>>41473725
Mods need to start permabanning people who post this
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>>41470460
There's a law against suing fast food corporations after two hamplanet sisters sued McDonalds. Its like the main reason behind Super Size Me.
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>>41474294
>you would literally have to walk for a week without stopping to burn off those calories
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>>41472162
>Take the energy to point it out
Is talking a physical challenge for them?
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>>41474655
>be strong independent person of size
>get winded by doing anything other than breathe
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>>41474672

The only struggle this bitch faces are standing and breathing
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>>41472134
Fake but still kek
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>>41474287
does her smell define her
does the space she takes define her
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Anyone actually ever dated a fat chick before?
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>>41474935
>double barreled shotguns not good looking
Get this shit out of my face senpai.
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>>41474935
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>>41473725
Why does it have to be obligatory, man
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>>41474971
Should have said she wasn't affected by the gravity of the situation.
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Fresh content. Currently sitting across the aisle from this beast. The chair is being absorbed into its assmass and the legs are literally more round than they are long. It is sitting with a male hypercuck that I think might be a literal gay. The beast stated a few moments ago, "my armpits are sweaty. TEE HEE." I'm wearing a sweater at the moment as it's a chilly day.
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>>41468507
i'm a size 2 lol
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>>41470055
>Losing that much so fast
That's a meme. Tension is what rips collagen, therefore the faster tension dissipates the better. Having Labrador skin flaps will not, in and of itself, hinder the skin's ability to repair itself.
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>>41475430
>that expression
insanity
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>>41475430
>TEE HEE
Why do they always say that?
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>asspie female
>get a tinder date
>horny as fuck, proceed
>can never tell if a guy is fat or /fit/ when he is wearing clothes
>decided to gamble
>clothes come off
>he looks like a pig
>get fucked by this pig
>the convexity of his abdominal pannus fits into the concavity of my abdomen sub-tits in a disturbingly tight manner
>try to think of anime porn of women being fucked by fat old men, monsters, and pigmonsters
>probably has half an inch of cock buried in his fat
>get mad while being fucked at the waste of a good cock
>sex was shitty
>he's driving me home, I'm /n/ he's /o/
>I made some sort of comment that if more people rode bikes instead of driving, people wouldn't be so god damned fat
>says that he isn't fat but ...
>screaming in head

dm;hs? Dear /o/: please commit suicide. You are a blight upon this world and I hate every single one of you compensating chode pigmodes.
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>Go to bodybuilding show
>Diet hard for 16 weeks
>Step on stage proud of what I accomplished
>This ham planet steps on stage and totally shits on the standard of the sport
>Used the show as a "ITS MY JOURNEY LOOK HOW MUCH WEIGHT I LOST LOL"
>Ham planet goes on a tangent because her picture wasn't put in the gallery of athletes because her body doesnt represent the sport
>Gets butthurt and goes on a social media spree saying the sport is body shaming
>See my 16 weeks go down the drain because this ham planet gets her feelings hurt
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>>41474935
I dated a chubby girl who had an eating disorder. She has basically zero lean body mass from a lifetime spent purging, doing nothing but cardio, and only eating carbs because "meat is fatty and makes you fat." It got to the point where she still looked soft and slightly pudgy at a BMI of 18.5, just above underweight. It's quite a shame, as she's very pretty and a motivated person. But shitty fitness myths fucked her body beyond belief, and I could never get her under the bar, which is ironically the only thing that could have fixed her. All she had to do was a clean bulk followed by one cut and she would have balanced out.

Not your normal FPS I guess, but I still get angry about how fucked up she was and figured /fit/ would understand.
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>>41472144
Kek
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>>41473972
>Goddamn, why is this fat bitch so loud
Because Black people just are
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>>41475554
She's still fat, wtf.
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Just saw this on Tinder.
>Athletic Trainer
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>>41475549
Curious, if a guy is ever with a lady liek that and he gets the vibe that she is not digging the fooling around but isn't saying anything about it. What would you suggest the guy do?

What would have made you happier in the situation you described.

>>41475814
I bet she would be gorgeous if delivered drivers stopped showing up at her place.
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>>41473638
Well it is important to drink water but the act of flushing out the contents of your stomach (for instance I wouldn't stop until I was throwing up clear water/bile and that is very much the norm) that causes problems. You should be fine. This is mainly an issue that bulimics face. You can throw up and just rehydrate, you'll be fine.
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>>41475814
I mean you dont have to be fit to train other people but it does seem like a bad business strategy.
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I have a really full flight coming up next week to Hawaii. How do I protect myself against hams spilling into my seat?
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>>41469982
A fashion model is supposed to be like a walking clothes hanger
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>>41475814
Tinder whore dump?
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>>41469982
A "glamor model" is supposed to be sexy/attractive, and they are usually larger than fashion models.
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>>41475842
>What would you suggest the guy do?

I assume you have a mouth and some fingers. Use them.
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>>41470802
Models generally arent actually that good looking I think. They are unironically to small and flat. I see regular girls all the time I would rather look at than big time fashion models.
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>>41472157
haoshoku no fury at this truly staggering hypocrisy
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>>41475903
"I am desperate and need someone to bankroll me"
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>>41474166
>bitch goes to Disenyland every other week
I dont know how the fuck she hasnt lost weight from the constant standing and walking around
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>>41475968
I love taking my kids to disneyland.

Sooooo many steps.
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>>41475903
>going through divorce and already thinking of the next guy to fuck
Well gee whiz who wants to bet the baby smashed inside of her isnt the ex?
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>>41474461
that looks fun :^)
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>>41475598
I understand. I got fat as a kid on meds and a shit fat family life. Became anorexic. Sub 100 at 5'4" (lowest in normal range is 108-110. Was closer to 80 than normal) gained back a ton of weight. Currently chub/thick/fat but eating disorders ruined my body. No muscle, all skin and fat.

Only lifting will save me.
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>>41475979
Fuck disneyland, I live near there and I love to yell "fucking tourists" when drunk
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>>41475545
they realised long ago that the only way they wouldn't utterly, completely hate themselves and could """""make up""""" for their repulsive appearance is to have a personality, and since they get literally everything they know about the world from zooey deschanel tv shows they think saying shit like
>teehee!
and
>whoopsie daisy!
>i'm so bad and i know it
etc etc is the same thing as actually being a funny interesting person. spoilers, it isnt
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>>41474294
Ya but all that protein, she was training for the olympics. Gotta eat big to get big.
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http://www.bbc.com/news/health-39936138

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>>41475814
Not sure why this is here. An athlete trainer is what they call someone who is a glorified towel boy/ massage therapist. They literally just bring water and towels to athletes, massage out soreness and help wrap and tape joints.
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>>41474971
How the fuck do you get to this point in your life? I might be a doormat, but for fucks sake, this is ridiculous.
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>>41475766
She states she did it for her "journey" but in reality she had an agenda going into the show.
She made the news and got an article on people magazine because of the "controversy."
The worst part? People are defending her for her retarded choices.
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>>41475814
Being a competitive eater does not make you an athlete.
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>>41474971
I got a fat chick's phone number once out of deperation in hs; later ghosted her after texting her and fidning out she was both a whore & boring.
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>>41474461
Isn't that that shit Big Whit Whit was doing
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>>41475549
There are so many stories of guys from /fit/ having sex with fat girls that I never thought about how fucking gross that sounds the other way around.
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>>41476045
Yell at my sister and her faggy friends. They're heading out there in like 2 months.
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>>41468843
>getting ready for my performance tonight
didn't know SeaWorld still did orca shows
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>>41476232
How do you become one? Study sports science?

Doesn't sound like a bad gig, especially if you work with professional athletes.
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>>41475842
theres always one beta
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>>41470693
>Former bulimic here
Current bulimic here. How did you stop? My eating has been disordered for so long that I don't know what eating normally without purging is supposed to look like anymore
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>>41476785
Two months?
Sure I can do that
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>>41476811
Goddamn who ever did Steve-O's dental work needs to be shot
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i always feel so superior to people i know if they post pictures on facebook with their parents and their parents are fat fucks

i mean that has to be so depressing to go home to that, you know

my parents are /fit/ as fuck
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>>41474294
>Literally a months worth of protein

Think about those gains
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>>41477788

>sexy never

well at least she is honest with herself
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>>41474294
Hey what app
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>>41474935
yeah, she loved sex and hated herself, glad it only lasted 2 months
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>>41475903
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>>41476989
You eat the food and then don't go to the bathroom and puke it all up.
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Yall need to work on your bulking skills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4ctcZH6wlQ
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>>41474461

I have no problem with this. They are working out. What's to hate here? Looks great for old people or people who cant handle high impact cardio. The issue is with what women eat and their ignorance to the effects of food, not with 'zumba'.
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>>41476989
I've never dealt with bulimia and have not d=idea what I'm talking about, but I feel like starting off slowly with small simple meals would be the way to go.

Like maybe a small bowl of Total every now and then.
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>>41477808
No she isn't honest, someone shopped the words around, namely the top and bottom were switched.
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>>41478105
What mode is this and how do I achieve it?
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>>41478244
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>>41475598
That reminds me of my ex. Never overweight, but

>ugh exercise takes effort
>exercise will make me bulky and ugly
>I don't wanna get tanned (Asian)
>I look pudgy, I should eat less
>I'll just get surgery if I want a nicer ass

BMI of about 18, but thanks to the lack of muscle she looked (very) slightly flabby, which would just reinforce the cycle above
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>>41477443
mine too, i play tennis with my dad and jog with my mum all summer when i'm home
feelsgoodmang.jpg
>younger sisters are kind of skinnyfat and lazy tho
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>>41478278
>>41478244
She's not insanely fat. She's fat, but not fat enough to commit grand theft for cookies.

Probably tried to sell them herself.
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>>41478509
why are fat white girls always so obbsessed with that skeleton thing in the background?
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>>41478660
Jack Skellington from Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas. Obsessing over it to some degree is mandatory for snowflakes. It can be safely assumed that she believes in astrology.
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>>41474294

She just wanted to leave humanity behind.
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>>41476686
underrated
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>>41476815
>sport science
>sport
>science
as a fucking postdoc this infuriates me
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>>41478495
u gotta love this place
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>>41478745
1000% POST
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>>41478724
Top left photo.
Leg in the air.
The foot.
You can tell whatever she had her foot resting on was photoshopped out.
Foot arches aren't fucking C's.
This whole article is a ruse.
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>>41474672
>fuck off
Where can I get this?
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>>41476811
You better apologize to the Orcas. They are graceful, perfectly evolved predators, at the apex of the food chain. This sack of shit is nowhere near that level
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>>41470070
Normally, stomach acid messes up the esophagus and teeth in regular bulimics. Here, the tube goes directly out the chest and is acid resistant. On the inside of the stomach, the regular stomach lining seals things up.

This is literally cyborg bulimia.
>>
>>41475549
What did he drive?
Was it a Honda?
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>>41478707
>>41478660
>>41478509
>tfw tim burton films were a huge part of my childhood
>tfw when I saw a fat chick in a tank top with a Jack Skellington tattoo on her tit
>tfw my childhood is ruined
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>>41479197
Is that Edward Sweatpants?
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>>41478017
>tfw no fat racist gf
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>>41468357
But energy is finite?
>>
>>41476520
>How the fuck do you get to this point in your life
Just be born in the UK. That's enough there.
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>>41478745
Now that's a marketing scheme I can get behind!
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>>41475466
You're a man and you have a mental illness.
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>>41474597
Well....... at least he was trying?
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>>41478017
It must be really shitty to be a woman, supposedly the "fairer sex", supposedly empowered with the privilege of choice when it comes to men... and yet be so blatantly aware of your own disgusting body that you have to lay ALL your sexual capital on the line just to get a pump and dump from some semi-attractive dude with low standards.
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>>41475881
Put the armrest down and cough into your arm, then set your arm on the armrest
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>>41478647
>grand theft for cookies
Oh America, I can't stop laughing.
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>>41474597
Mayo has more calories per tablespoon. Kraft Ranch is 110 calories per 2 tablespoons, while mayo is 90 per one tablespoon.
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>>41474461
damn, the gimmicks they come up with to get people to do the bare minimum of what is considered exercise
>>
>>41476989
Former bulimic, It's a bitch habit to kick and I still occasionally purge if I'm drunk and eat a lot. Honestly breaking the initial binge-purge cycle is the hardest. You will have at least one day where you eat too much and feel the urge to throw up. Fight it. I used to drive around for an hour after eating to keep myself from being able to purge.
For me, finding something to motivate me was crucial. It was lifting, actually. Really hard to increase lifts if you're in a fog from lifting and have a fucked up diet. For a long time I logged my food and just pushed my boundaries little by little, first 1000, 1200, eventually 1500, etc. Seeing my lifts progress was a huge motivator. Also get off any pro ana sites and work on loving yourself (so cheesy I know but it helped a lot for me). Good luck anon, if I could do it I know you can too.
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>>41478724
Looks like a boss from Dark Souls
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>>41479222

Nah, it's Jarl Joggers.
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>>41468357
>>
serious question lads why do people chose to be fat? I asked my mate and he said for him it's just pure laziness what are some other reasons people chose to be uglier and unhealthier?
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>>41480867
CRISCO BATHING
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>>41480932
Laziness and an inability to stop stuffing your face are almost certainly the only real reasons for like 90% of people. A handful maybe do it as a creepy sex thing.
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>>41480970
ORDER A SUBWAY WITH EVERYTHING ON IT
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>>41480998
BLOB
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>>41477788
>starting
>strength
>victim
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>>41480867
no
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>>41468843
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>>41477788
what does it mean
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>>41481230
I don't even understand whats going on here
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>>41481392
pop off james
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>>41481392
POP OFF JAMES!
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>>41468357
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>>41481434
>i'm in good shape
jesus christ the self deception has gotta hurt your brain
>>
>>41472157
B... but I wouldn't date a black girl either.
>tfw preference makes me racist/fatphobic
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>>41481434
>Intense yoga
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>>41476117
that red pill was a smooth suppository.
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>>41475814
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
>>
>>41480867
No
>>
>>41478660
>>41478707
>>41479197
>tfw when I really un-ironically love that movie
>tfw the kind of people that identify with that movie are alt-guys/girls and hambeast snowflakes
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>>41480932
I was a crappy kid who would throw a tantrum if I didn't get whatever I wanted. Now that I'm a reasonable person, those eating habits are hard to break.
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>>41480867
calm down
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>>41475430
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>>41482740
jesus christ anon
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>>41482899
its what he deserves
>>
>>41482740
Fucking Kek! Goddamn do I love au/fit/ism
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>>41482740
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>>41481230
RIP Japan
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>>41480932
It's just a byproduct of shitty decisions you make. You don't start overeating thinking "I'm choosing to be fat". Then you start rationalizing your mistakes and it leads to a spiraling effect, and before you know it, you're 100 lbs overweight.

That's pretty much what happened to me in college. I'm now in the overweight BMI category, and I'm about 20 lbs heavier than I was in HS. I've become a bit of a food nazi now since it's getting a little harder to lose the weight, but I do it knowing that I'm in a way paying penitence for the shitty decisions I made in the past.
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>>41481392
>>41481405
>>41481430
Go spread your cancer elsewhere (same)faggots.
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>>41478509

>why do people react differently to us showing off our bodies when our bodies are different?

Do they listen to themselves?
>>
>>41481004

CHEESE DRINKING
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>>41483367

On one hand they've been taught that different=diverse=good, while on the other hand they've been taught that being treated differently=discrimination=bad. So we should be treated the same even though we're different.
Which I think is the bane of improvement. What's the point of trying harder if it'll get you nothing more? It's futile. You lose your drive and so become a limp-wristed cuck who is easily controlable.
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>>41483790
SALAD DODGING
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>>41483859
MCDONALD'S GORGING
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>>41483859
SYRUP GARGLING
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>>41483910
NON STOP EATING
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>>41483924
CORNDOG CRAVIN
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>>41483947
KIRBY
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>>41483995

TUNNEL MOUTHED
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>>41484019
LARD GARGLING
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>>41478017
Holy shit, are you from the DMV? I just saw this bitch on tinder last week.
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>>41480867
https://youtu.be/oXhqmRYoR3k

THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO
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>>41482740
What the fuck
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>>41481230
lmao I'm listening to some liquid dnb and her foot movements synced up perfectly
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>>41484276
>liquid dnb

mein niger
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>>41482740
>TIT MILK plate
>the fucking starbucks guy pouring mayonnaise in her drink

holy shit i can't breathe
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>>41468357
I fucking hate this planet
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>>41474935
>double barrel shotgun
>> not real attractive

Nigga wut?
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i hate this "lol, kIDZ are so much trouble!! xDDD" attitude from women, but mainly fat women. they act as if we should be proud of them or pity them or be even slightly impressed
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>>41470056
Best girl
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>>41484555
Kys SxS nigger, O/U ftw. Only faggots buy shotguns that are useless for hunting.
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>>41484635
Congrats. You're doing something we have done since the dawn of time.

There are mothers who find time to take care of themselves. Also, what kind of message does that send to your own kids? You're setting them up for failure by teaching them shitty habits and that it's OK to make excuses.
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>>41478119
bulimia is eating then puking it up, how would "small simple meals" help????
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>>41475903
Did someone shop an anus into that picture...
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>>41484701
Not bullimic, but from what I gathered, the purging happens more often with big meals when bulimics feel bloated and "gross".
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old one
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>>41484772
I'm sure her anus has been through as much work as her mouth, which is saying a lot.
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>>41484683
It's a gun you fuckin' retard. As long as you hit your target, what does it matter?
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im dumping all my SJW hate here, pls continue

also why is buzzfeed
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>>41478647
Well we re only seeing the top of her body, the bottom she can be a massive landwhale
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classic
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>>41484849
i never got the obsession with cheese, it's disgusting.
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>>41484863
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i got a bunch of food cringe if anyone is interested
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>>41484635

Housewives (supposedly) do the laundry, cook, do the dishes and keep the house clean. Any guy who's had to look after himself and others for an extended time knows that complaining about all this is pure bullshit and would happily switch roles with her.
>>
>>41484892

She can feel the spontaneous combustion coming.
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>>41484683
>needing more than two shots to kill something
Git gud nigga.
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>>41482740
>I should have never left Syria.

all my fucking keks.
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>>41484934
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>>41482740
Fucking hell anon
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>>41484969
Does this look like O/U has more than 2 shots? Get better at reading comprehension retard.
>>
is losing weight worth it when your face will always be ogremode?
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>>41484849
Dont diss on cheese faggot.
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>>41485019
Ever think that your face is ogremode BECAUSE of your weight?
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>>41485019
Better to be a butterface than ugly all over.
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how can one fattie look like a drum (stomach sticking right out, arms seemingly pumped full of air, you know) while others are pic related?
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>>41485057
the curse of the apron

also
>her fucking legs
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>>41485057
Who is she taking this pic for?
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not strictly fit related, but someone to hate
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>>41484940
I'd trade places in a heart beat, just so I don't have to do day labor bullshit until my seasonal job that pays almost 3X as much starts up next month.
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>>41485057
her legs look like penises
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i remember when i first came to /fit/ and i would find this greentext in every /FPS/ thread.

it still scars me.
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>>41485206
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>>41485181
So this is the type of person who trips on 4chins
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>>41485000
I can smell the Autism from here...
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>>41485206
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>>41482740

Wonderful.
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>>41485181
I've seen some shit but this is pretty fucking bad.
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does this belong in this thread? i just wanted to share it
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>>41485296
jfc fat people
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>>41485167
>4 U
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>>41484831
SO GRACEFUL
>>
>>41485019
There is such a thing as face gainz. I went from like a 4 to maybe a 7 on a good day just by losing 80 lbs.
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>>41485469
she's beauty, she's grace, she's miss united states
>>
>>41474935
Used to date a chubby girl a few years back. At the start we were both pretty lean, nothing special but not fat. A year and a half into the relationship we were both getting chubby thanks to weekly pizza movie nights and eating out, girlfriend boyfriend shit. Meanwhile she started blabbing about that she was getting insecure about her body, and I was getting pretty unhappy about my body myself, so I proposed that we both start excersising. She quit after like 3 weeks because she couldn't resist junkfood and went back to complaining about she was fat.
I was all fine with her making her own choices, but while I was going strong on eating healthy, she started blaming me for counting calories, saying i was 'getting obsessed over it all' and that 'I shouldn't starve myself'. Ignoring her shit, I continued getting in shape, after which she asked me to stop exercising because she was even more insecure about herself now that I was starting to get in shape.

That's how I found out she was a lazy, selfish piece of shit that has no motivation, goals or willpower. Glad I dumped her.
>>
>>41480867
I hate libtards.
>>
>>41485181
This can't be fucking real.
>>
>>41481392
POP OFF JAMES!
>>
>>41485818
ban this
plz delet this

also POP OFF JAMES bc im worried
>>
>>41480867
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO
>>
>>41484144
WIDE LOAD
>>
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>>41475549
SUBZERO FLUCTUATIONS
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>>41475549
>Hating /o/
REV UP YOUR DEAL WITH IT
Also what state was this in and what car did he drive.
>>
>>41485019
Why do british girls always look like they're wearing wigs?
>>
>>41485243
Yep.
>>
>>41475968
Disneyland food, my man.

Mackey Ice Cream Bars, Turkey Legs, churros, Dole Whips, bags of nuts and caramel popcorn, bakeries on every corner, corn dogs, candy apples, cupcakes and cake pops, pizza and burger stalls....

And that's before any of the actual legitimate restarants themselves. Anywhere you can buy bacon Mac and cheese stuffed into a fried bread cone is a fatty's personal paradise
>>
>>41486717
>spending all that dosh on overpriced food
No thanks, the Dole whips are tasty af tho but I do pass by a restaurant that next to Disneyland that has $7.9 buffet. Captain Kidd's I think its called
>>
>>41482740
wew lad. This is some /fit/ tier ART
>>
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>>41478724
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>>41485057

> Those uncircumcised penis feet
>>
>>41476815
It's a four (soon to be six year) degree.
>>
>>41479606
YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID KRAFT RANCH IS 55 CALORIES PER ONE TABLESPOON

???????????
>>
>>41484886
cheese for texture with a small amount of good cheese for flavor is GOAT. Sadly niggas be pouring a pound of cheddar on food and acting like its amazing when its not.
>>
>>41485019
My face went from Snorlax to something resembling a man when I dropped most of my weight, so yeah, it does help.
>>
>>41488281
This. I fucking love cheese but there isnt much as disappointing as something with too much cheese on it.
>>
>>41484892
how come fatties always caption their pics with some bs about how hot or cute they are

you never see actual hot chicks do that
>>
>>41482740
This is what autism looks like
>>
>>41488360
It's delusion. Hot chicks know they're hot so they don't really need to say it, but fat chicks need validation to escape crippling depression
>>
>>41480867
ahahhaa
>>
>>41473725
Pop off james
>>
>>41485383
Haha good one
>>
>>41485284
lol. thx
>>
>>41482740
It's so dense. Every image has so many things going on
>>
>>41488360
If you tell yourself something over and over it feels true after a while.
>>
>>41489194
I read somewhere that telling yourself you are going to do something releases chemicals in your brain that gives you a similar feeling of satisfaction as actually doing something.
>>
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>>41489188
Fuck you, Rick Berman
>>
>>41487786
holy shit dead leaves
>>
>>41485206
>>41485238
Jesus
>>
>>41475814

That's an Illinois 10 to be honest
>>
>>41489260
You know when someone tries sprinkling 'big words' unnecessarily in their sentences to look smarter than they are?
It never works.
>>
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>>41489194
>we're all gonna make it brahs
>>
>>41489958
They ritualistically fork their tongues, are bald, have skin diseases that cause them to flake off layers.
>>
>>41485057
I thought the vagoo was censored out until i realized those rolls were her stomach and not her knees.
>>
>>41489260
>>>(((((((((yudkowsky)))))))))
Also
>mfw im not fat, everyone else is metabolically privileged
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>>41489553
STOP
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>>41474461
THem comments
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>>41485238
i recognize that album cover
>>
>>41468357
>tfw friend of mine struggles with insomnia
>tfw I want to tell him that part of the problem is the huge caloric surplus he has as I used to have the same issues when I was fat
>tfw he told me not to bring up his weight or eating habits anymore

Feels fucking bad mang
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>>41485754
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>>41485754
Wish more stories from these threads ended this way. Good for you for having a spine and ending that shit before you got tied down.
>>
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>>41474294
>Literally three times the cholesterol of pork brains
I'd say sell her a noose with that meal, but she'd break it anyway.
>>
>>41485181
Until shes met with NYPA.

The best part is, once she out it out there, rhe anons would see her comments, see who she is, and fuck her harder.
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>>41478105
this is some fetish shit isn't it
>>
>>41480867
FAT FUCK
>>
>>41484167
what is low tier god doing
>>
>>41484167
I went to the comments expecting asspain but I just got people saying Boogie is a fat piece of shit.
>>
>>41490543
>used to eat 3-5k cals/day
>switched to 2000 recently
>used to stay up all the time and have trouble sleeping
>tend to wake up before 10 am and go to sleep before 1 am now

whoa
>>
>>41484988
Not gonna lie, Fritos and milk doesn't sound bad at all. Might try that sometime.
>>
>>41485206
>boomer.png
>>
>>41491328
People legitimatley don't realize how miserable they're making themselves by eating double what they should be eating everyday.

It's shit like this that even evades health and fitness professionals becuase they've never been there and it's not something they would have been taught or told about in their studies. They understand that the human body is a delicate machine with a great many moving parts, but they don't understand just how severely those parts can deform under constant strain yet still function albeit in a severely reduced capacity.
>>
>>41481230
>When you stare into the abyss, it shakes back at you.

>Oh wait, that's the wrong abyss.
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