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Why hasn't anyone like zyzz came around yet?

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I mean in terms of someone taking the online forums by shit storm. Zyzz literally owned /fit/ and misc, and was the established "king" here for a good time. If connor murphy posted here could he be?
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You clearly haven't heard of the Supermang
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>>41468107
Did he die? I took a break from coming here and I don't see the mong posted anymore
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>>41468091
>If connor murphy posted here could he be?
No because he's a douche
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>>41468091


no one is retarded enough to post themselves on a anime nazi edgelord board anymore.
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>>41468137

this. Connor murphy has the charisma of cardboard and is literally autistic.

>>41468142
sure they are, just look at big nig. The only thing that nigger has going for him is his shitty reputation on a siberian underwater basket weaving board... top lel
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because fitness online communities have been taken over by poltard and forever alones and elliot rodgers type lunatics and it has collapsed into negativity and insanity
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>>41468091
have you not heard of Lenny?
he's the most aesthetic bodybuilder since Arnold
also
>the Tom Platz of abs
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aesthetics wise id say david laid is up there.

the rest are manlets roided to the gills wishing they were zyzz like jeff
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>>41468222
>tfw you will never have that waist
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>>41468222
>david laid
>not roided
okay bud
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>>41468250

but he isnt..
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>>41468091
You burn that bright and you die in a flame of glory. You become a legend.

If you fail to bite the dust... well you become just another faggot.
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>>41468277
>18 years old
>that large and shredded
yeah thats definitely possible natty...
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>>41468091
the idea is that aesthetics and charisma come together. anyone can achieve aesthetics to a varying high degree with some gear and a decent diet, but what made zyzz who he was was he absolute sick kunt attitude. he inspired people because he knew what it was like to be on both ends of the social ladder. he started out a little skinny kunt WoW nerd and no one paid any attention to him. when he got fuarkin ripped he red pilled himself with how shallow and vapid most women are, and just stopped giving a fuck about how he acted and did what he wanted, because once the aesthetics came into play, everything he did suddenly became cool as fuck.

take the neurosis of a sad kunt, mix it with the aesthetics of a Calvin Klein model, and you get zyzz. the other thing to take into account was that he was a product of his time. we can't have another zyzz because 2010 isn't here anymore. culture's different, personalities are different, first world society is different to the point that feminism and things of that like have begun infecting everything.

the next zyzz will be a product of now. his own unique thing, but you'll know him when you see him because he will have taken inspiration from zyzz.
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>>41468107
Mong irreparably ruined /fit/ and I'm pretty sure he was actually retarded.
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>>41468309
hes 19 almost 20 and been training ridiculously hard for more than 6 years.

its literally his job
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>>41468535
yeah nah
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>>41468091
>non-white
>king of /fit/
>ever
no
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>>41468351
This.
The guy had natural charisma.
Also, 4chan changed. Zyzz would be called a sandnigger or whatever now, I remember how the focus of this board used to be health and fitness with the right doses of EDM, Zyzz and Jeff pliz jokes.
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>>41468137
Agree as well. I liked Connor Murphy back when he was starting out. The omegle videos were good. Now he's just too C R I N G E

he's also whoring out for e-fame (begging for follows). there was one video where a hater punched him in the back when he was douchin' it up in public, and he tried to give some guilt trip to the viewers to 'like' the video or else "he wouldn't dare do stunts like this again". when we all know full well he is going to continue
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>>41468091
Ever heard of trappy? Literally any thread s(he) posted in got derailed to shit and it'd be full of people telling her(him) to get the fuck out and others rushing to her(his) defence, the best part was it's a little hue that can't even squat 2pl8
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> jyzz
> "king"
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>>41468617
Dude fuck out of here with that shit kid
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>>41468625
I remember the god when he use to post on here. 4chan has changed.
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>>41468625
It's true. I think the most inspiring thing about him is that the dude genuinely got along with everyone. There are videos of him just going out and having a good time with people. Playing with and lifting kids, poking fun by pretending to take a picture of himself when people asked for him to their picture, etc.

I've never had any sort of connection or cared about him. He had a nice physique and all, but I think his true characteristic is that he had charisma and charm.
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>>41468406
Underrated post
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>>41468351
>tfw the next Zyzz will be a white nationalist hero who raises an army of western men to begin trading and fight against the international Jews
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>>41468844
>training
Not trading. Fuck. Trading bitcoin for online Chinese bathtub mystery chemical roids, maybe.
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It honestly seems like nothing new has happened since 2011. in all forms we have stagnated
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>>41468875
100%. Nothing notable has happened on this board since Zyzz died.

People who browse other boards still think "Squats and Oats" when they think of /fit/ because we have no new memes that stick.
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>>41468625
m8 we literally banted on Zyzz calling him a shitskin to his face when he was here.
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Zyzz is the reason I lift. Once I hit my goals I would love to be a spark of positivity in this shitshow. We are all gunna make it. But nobody will ever be quite like him.
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>>41468889
the sips campaign is going strong
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>>41468903
Fuck dude I remember Zyzz posting in threads on /fit/ and Misc and completely derailing the whole mother fucker. We've never had anyone like that since. If Arnold swarzeneggar posted here with a trip and time stamp I doubt it'd blow up half as fast as Zyzz threads used to. Everyone had an almost fucking homo crush on that dude. Everyone, even the haters.
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If there's going to be a new Zyzz it will be for a completely different reason. You don't get famous by doing something someone already did. Zyzz's thing was "aesthetics, do what you want, fuck bitches, u mirin", if someone has got the aesthetics and even the charisma of Zyzz, probably wouldn't be that much popular. Something new is needed.
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>>41469045
cruising with the boys picking up refufags, getting them drugged off their minds and dumping them in crowded areas
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>>41469067
fuark
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>>41469045
did zyzz come up with mirin. How influential
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>>41468107
>>41468406
can someone give me a quick rundown on supermang?
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>blessed with great structure and insertions
>kills self doing blow

couldnt care less about this life failure stop posting him. not making it to 30 = definitively not making it.
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>>41469121
he is god of our time

he is zeus himself
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>>41468091
When you go out and die all ur shit is more famous

Just look at Keith Leger won those Oscars after he died, but everyone knows that Jack Nickolas was a way better Riddler and better golfer
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>>41468227
>tfw silica gel won't kill you because you're a worthless retard
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>If connor murphy posted here could he be?

No. Fuck no. CM is too goody two shoes to ever be like Zyzz or have the impact and influence that he had. Zyzz was one of a kind. CM doesn't have that give no fucks leave the world behind attitude that Zyzz had. He doesn't have the charisma either which is crucial. Zyzz was truly one of a kind and we will never have someone like him around here again. Let's all make it in his honour brah
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>>41469137
long rundown pls
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>>41468091
>>41468091

haaaa he ded
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Because they already died
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>>41468091
Zyzz was and always will be a loser. The memes are funny but that's it and anyone who idolizes him is worse than a loser.
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>>41469325
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>>41468107
Oh shit. I haven't thought about that in so long

>>41468091
Not many people want fame. And those who do wouldn't try to get it on a Cantonese Brap Smelling Juice Bar

Those who do are often too pussy to do steroids like Zyzz, and don't have good social media skills
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>>41469121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6D3o0_q3Mw
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>>41468091
No one actually idolizes Zyzz. He's the unofficial (deceased) mascot of /fit/. He represents all of /fit's hopes and dreams rolled into one, the hive mind of /fit/ incarnate in the flesh. As /fit/ is an absurd board by any measure, the sum total of our collective beings is of course, an absurd human being. The fact that he died just makes it all the more fitting. He literally became so aesthetic that he died, if that doesn't sum up the ethos of /fit/, I don't know what does.

God Bless Zyzz
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>>41469142
But it will make you easier to ship
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>>41469427
.
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>>41469427
rollin
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>Tinytrip will never post on /fit/ again

Feels bad man.
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>>41468309
It is if u train from child like Laid did. He was lifting big during puberty and his growth prime while u shit posted here
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>>41469427
did zyzz wear make up?
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>>41469427
will I ever make it?
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>>41468351

Mirin/10
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>>41468091

Because I got two months on Keto, another carb cycle, and then Keto again to get there. Got a better face than Zyzz, without all the overtly faggy eyebrow plucking and guido cosmetics.

I've also lived like 5 years more than him so
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>>41469427
When I make it, will that perfect girl I love so much come back to me?
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>>41468748
no

NO
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>>41469427
Bless you zed why zed zed
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>>41469427
forever mirin
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>>41469427
Should I do it zyzz?
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>>41469427
Will I die if I do this?
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>>41468107
my first thought
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>>41469969
People like Zyzz only come once in a lifetime

He inspired thousands of people to lift and be themselves and regardless of if you don't like him or not, that's a positive message to send

Always mirin
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>>41468091
jon skywalker
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>>41468091
Because everyone who wants to seriously be the next zyzz is missing something. Whether it's natural charisma, great insertions, or beta mentality, it's always something missing. But we're all gonna make it brah.
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>>41469427
will i lose the v card before 2017 ends
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>>41469427
does she still want me
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>>41470175
>ask me later

fuuaaaaaarkk he lives
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>>41468406
this kek
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how strong was zyzz anyway?
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>>41469325
this.
he was a fuckin drug user too. steroids+drugs+hearth disease gg wp
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>>41469427
rolling for trips
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>>41468091
>implying
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>>41469427
will I get a gf in 2017?
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>>41468535
>It's literally his job to look good
Then he's most likely on roids you drongo
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>>41469427
Will I get shredded as fuck this year brah?
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>>41470700
fuck yes we're all gonna make it
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>>41469427
should I go for it Zyzz?
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>>41468091
He was rather hated on /fit/, when he was alive. He got on spergs nerves.
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>>41468769
Don't be mad, shitskin.
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>>41469427
Zyzz just let me make it...
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>>41469191
Funniest thing I've read on /fit/
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I was never on /fit/ before he died but what's the appeal? Was he a bit of a beta sperg, allowing /fit/ to relate while at the same time looking great?
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>>41470857
What are you, 17? Go learn about the king.
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>>41470857
>told everyone that they would make it
>had a lot of sex with women.
>posted a lot of pictures of himself looking like a character from yoyo's bizarre adventure

That's it basically
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>>41468091

because every phaggot who wants to get famous on /fit/ wants to be the next zyzz and not the first them
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>>41470700
Fuuuaark do it cunt
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>>41469427
will I get a gf this year>
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>>41469427
will I get a gf before I hit 30?
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>>41468535
DYEL
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>>41469427
will i ever get laid ?
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>>41468277
Look at that guys babyface. He got the natural test levels of a 12 yr old girl
He couldnt gain half of his muscles natty
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>>41468222
dude was benching 3 plates and deadlifting 6 at 17, whilst totally shredded the whole time. Suuuure he's not on roids
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>>41468844
Nice double dubs, second coming of Uncle Adolf (Final incarnation of Shiva) confirmed.
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>>41469565
>He was lifting big during puberty and his growth prime
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>>41469427
rollin
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>>41469427
Will I ever make it
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>>41469427
will I make it?
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>>41469427

roll
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>>41469427
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>>41470857
>was a skinny beta nerd WoW playing autist
>Became ripped and fucked lots of girl
>posted funny things
>trolled sluts when le epic trolling was all the rage
>internally was still a smart and nice guy

He was everything /fit/ was and wanted to be.
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>>41469427
Am I going to make it?
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>>41469121
>Beta autist who started lifting because he was bullied in high school (over 10 years ago)
>claimed natty
>wasn't
>claimed to out lift Isley
>Only did on bench
>Claimed he would dominate his first PL event
>Cut like a retard and all his lifts were shit
>Claimed to be rich
>Was actually about $30K in debt and living with his mom
>Allegedly stopped posting because his mom cut off his Internet until he got a job
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>>41468091
Zyzz 2.0
https://www.instagram.com/jessebrah_
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>>41468625
However, he was not a sandnigger.
You'll see that he was white on younger pictures, he just liked to have a tan.
"In the end, everything that matters is having a tan" -Zyzz
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>>41472145
2.0 implies some sort of evolution or improvement, not a half-assed clone like that twat.
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>>41470857
You have to understand the context. There will never be another zyzz coming out of 4chan because 4chan isn't the same. Normies is a meme but now is normie central compared to when zyzz was alive. He was a success that came out a website full of retarded losers that was well outside the mainstream at that point. So a large portion of his success was because he was a mascot, if you will, of 4chan not just being a place to post pictures of where you buried a murdered girl. Also there was competition between bodybuilding.com and 4chan between shitposts, and Zyzz was the 4chan representative.

People can say it's because he was sick as fuark, a nice guy, a transformation, etc but it's all a matter of circumstance and luck. It's also why there will never be another zyzz to come out of 4chan, it just doesn't foster that sort of thing anymore. It's no longer a place for underdog heroes. Now it's a place for normalfags to talk about A E S T H E T I C S and how many girls they can fuck.
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>>41468222
>>41468277
>>41468535
>that guy isn't on roids
nigga you dumb. i bet you buy the snake oil pre-workout he peddles as his SECRET TO GETTING SHREDDED! TOTALLY NOT ROIDS, BRO JUST BUY MY SHIT AND GIVE ME MONEY AND YOU CAN BE TOTALLY NATURAL AND RIPPED LIKE ME! NOT ROIDS!

dyel?
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>>41469427
Will we make it, brah?

'mirin forever
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>>41469427
Will I ever look like a Greek God?
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>>41472402
>>41469427
I'll be better than a Greek God ofc
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>>41471909
>>Was actually about $30K in debt and living with his mom

Roids cost a lot, but you gotta do what you gotta do
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>>41469427
Am I going to get a qt3.14 gf?
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>>41469427
My ex wants to go back, I don't want to but can't find a new gf.

Am I going to get back with her?
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>>41469427
Will i make it ?
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>>41468091
Why don't you stop being a cuck and try to be the new zyzz instead of waiting for someone
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>>41469427
Will I reach 180 and 315 in 1 year?
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>>41469427
We are all gonna make it brahs, lift and be humble
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>>41472302
that guy is retarded but you seem new as shit
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>>41469427
Zyzz will I ever make it?
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>>41469427
should I start roiding?
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>>41468748
this is the cringiest man alive

oh fuck i pitty him, he's so bloody ridiculous i don't even know how to begin with
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>>41472298
zyzz frequented both places

also, today /pol has taken over all of 4chan
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>>41468209
Yeah and his amazing roided turtle back stomach
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>>41472548
wrong.
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>>41469427
Should I roid within the next year
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>>41468184
This
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Jeff is 10X better
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>>41469427
Am I ever gonna be aesthetic as fuck
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>>41473135
c'mon don't give up on me brah
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>>41473146
Kekekek
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>>41470893
Jesus thats the best post I've seen in a long while.
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>>41468131

He went to fight in Libya.
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>>41472245
>this damage control
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>>41469427
Will I make it brah?
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>>41469427
Should I keep following this path?
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his name is jon skywalker

zyzz mentality, but leaner, and no tattoos
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>>41469427
Can i make it?
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>>41469008
>If Arnold swarzeneggar posted here with a trip and time stamp I doubt it'd blow up half as fast as Zyzz threads used to.
Exactly.
Zyzz was an event, something you only see once or twice in a lifetime.
Like they said above, the next Zyzz will be a product created by a marketing team with the help of a focus group and not something spontaneous like the original.
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>>41469427
Zyzz im a pussy will a six pack finally get me laid?
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>>41468351
>mired this post
>also caught feels
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>>41469427
next month 1pl8 bench for reps brah?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4OJAoD64mM
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>>41469427
will I pass my exams
should I continue 7 day a week workout
should I ask her if she wants to visit me during summer
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>>41469427
>>41474348
reroll
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>>41474363
>>41474363
>>41469427
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>>41469427
Will I get laid sooner? This dry spell is killing me.
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>>41472683
Because 4chan was never obnoxiously edgy before /pol/. They literally invented racism.
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>>41469427
Roll
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>>41469427
Does she love me
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>>41469427
Should I give her another chance?
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>>41469427
Zyzz am i going to be one of the coolest guys around?
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>>41469427
I'm going to lift for power not aesthetics
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>>41468091
Why do you cucks need someone else to be a leader?

Learn to be your own.
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>>41474142
Sad.
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there already was
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>>41469427
Should I skip Legs?
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>>41468844
Is it the Golden One? Does he post here?
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>>41469427
Will I make it this summer?
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>>41469427
Will I make it
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>>41475199
pls go
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>>41468277
people actually think this?? what the fuck?
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>>41468091
he was at the right place right time (i.e. before instagram)

now every girl/guy will see 50 people (both guys/girls) with comparable bodies, and much stronger lifts/technique in their insta stream every day all day

nowadays nobody even bats an eye even if you are 10/10 and squat 5 plates.

impressing somebody with u-tube vids or inter webs pictures is not something that will happen anymore. Everybody knows its 100.0% for advertising purposes/marketing

seriously doubt it will even be possible to earn money from instagram fame any more in a traditional way as well (all top guys will be employees for ad companies getting paid to post shit to sell you stuff... were already 90% there)
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>>41468307
Harvey Dent said that right?
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>>41469565
You're completely fucking retarded aren't you?
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>>41469427
Will I get a female partner that is loyal to me this year?
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>>41469427
will tiffany reciprocate my love :3
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>>41469427

I like a grill, should I ask her if she is free this weekend?
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>>41469427
should i clean my bench off today
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>>41469427
Will I make it ever?
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>>41469427
keke
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>>41468351
>we can't have another zyzz
>the next zyzz
summinaintright.png
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>>41476900
it's basically a way to say, when someone who does something similar for the next generation, he will have taken inspiration from zyzz, but will hardly be like zyzz.
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>>41468889
>Nothing notable has happened on this board since Zyzz died.
Clearly you weren't hear for Scoobygate.
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>>41468091
Zyzz was legendary because he had godly insertions and trolled chicks like there was no tomorrow (ayy lmao)
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>>41469427
will we make it?
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>>41469427
should i get my shit in gear ?
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>>41470712
The dude kissing his arms had a dead arm now bro, you're using bad joojoo
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>>41469427

Will I wake up from this shitty nightmare called life tomorrow?
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>>41469427
Will I ever get a qt3.14 gf?
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>>41469427
WIll i make it brah
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>>41469427
>>>>><
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>>41469427
rol
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>>41469427
I miss you Zyzz
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>>41468091
>I mean in terms of someone taking the online forums by shit storm. Zyzz literally owned /fit/ and misc, and was the established "king" here for a good time. If connor murphy posted here could he be?
He was a meme, and people hated him until he died. Now they just honor his death by letting him continue to live as a meme.
>>41468137
Zyzz was a huge douche dude wtf?
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>>41468625
he was an autistic leb
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>>41469427

Am I getting laid this weekend
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>>41469427
am I gonna make it?
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>>41478455
t-thanks zyzz
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>>41469427

WILL I GET THE GRILL AND THE GAINS ZYZZ
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>>41478455
o fuc
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>>41468091
>tfw you are now 4 years older than zyzz ever was

I still think of him as being older than me, shits weird
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>>41469427
Should I give her another chance?
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>>41468889
I think manletposting is the definitive /fit/ meme these days.
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>>41469427
Gonna make it brahs
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>>41469427
Will i ever have a chance?
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>>41469427
Will I make it?
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>>41469427
you are always spotting me? r-right brah?
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>>41468625
Dude, we called him a sandnigger all the fucking time. 4chan used to be 10x meaner, this place has never been softer, kinder and more approachable by normies. We even have legit females and we don't bully them away.
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>>41469427
Should I pursue that blonde girl, at the cost of ruining everything?
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>>41475864
This. It was a different time.
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>>41468222
Mirin them shoulders
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4chan has gone to shit, it's normie as fuck.

/fit/ is just a place to round-table discuss the sticky, try to make trolling memes like "sips", fat hate threads, and recycle the same images in the fitness funnies threads.

I'd leave this place for somewhere else but I honestly don't know where to go?
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>>41468277
lol
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>>41469427

Rollingg
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>>41469427
hehe
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>>41469427
Is evolution true?
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>>41469427
Should I do it?
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>>41480415
reroll

This is important Zyzz
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>>41469427
Will i make it this month?
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>>41480450
50 pushups
h-here i go!
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>>41480128
Same feel
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>>41470030
>People like Zyzz only come once in a lifetime
Your hero worship is fucking pathetic. He was a funny stripper. That's it.
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>>41469427
k
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>>41469427
oh fuck forgot to ask something

will i boss out hard as fuck
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>>41480477
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>>41469427
will it all work out?
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>>41469427
Zyzz am I gonna make it?
>>
Is this a quote by Zyzz?

"We're all gonna make it brah. Even if your shits fucked, life's not over yet. Good on you who have had the self discipline to make it this far. Feels good man."

Been repeating this to myself like a bible verse for months.
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>>41469427
Am I gonna make it this year?
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>>41469427
are you still alive
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>>41469427
rolan
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>>41469427
>>
>>41469427
rol
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>>41468794
Zyzz was a good guy. He had spent enough time feeling like an underappreciated nobody and respected everyone
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>>41468794
>>41480902
He was a cunt to ugly girls though.
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>>41468091
nerd -> charactiture of obnoxious dudebro

rarely does this happen. he was like a clown, mocking existing power structures with his very existence.

most of you never come out of your WoW neckbeard selves, and have no charisma, nor any desire to become someone of influence.

ZYZZ was a trickster alpha, who used to be in the body of a beta nerd.

almost all of you are omegas and betas regardless of your transformation.
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>>41469427
aye bruh should i smash this bird tonigth
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>>41472683
>also, today /pol has taken over all of 4chan

If Jews weren't such cunts /pol/ wouldn't grow that much.
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>>41480128
>>41480474
well, obviously that will be the case when there is extremely strong censoring of all posts 24/7

many topics banned from discussion, etc

4chan used to ban CP only
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>>41469427
zyzz i pray every night, pls make my wish come true... i want EVERYONE to make it.
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>>41469427
let me be happy
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>>41469427
What gear am I on brah?
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>>41482019
Fugg, I'm a SK KNT
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>>41468091

Because back in 2009-2011 Instagram was in its infancy, these days, with every normie posting shit fitness """""""""memes""""""" on twitter and any 6/10 face who's done babby's first cycle is shilling shit on Instagram.

Being muscular has permeated culture so much that it has become cringe worthy. No women wants a muscular gym rat anymore, and men think it makes you look like you have nothing going on, for example a good job or hobbies that will keep you from working out 5 times a week and eating out of Tupperware.

The only reason to train these days is for health and to make sure you are not a skelly or fat. Looking like a zyzz clone is not desirable for anyone apart from 5'9 r/theredpill intruders who think that taking cold showers and putting on weight will make women suddenly want them.

If you've only started working out in the last year, unlucky, you missed the boat. Start playing a sport and go to your yoga society once a week.
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>>41469427
>>41469427
Will I make it?
>>
Hasn't came around?
Do you even know about this guy?
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>>41468091
I'm too lazy to make a trip act.
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>>41468351
>>41468091
While Zyzz turning his life around from skinny wow-playing nerd to fit popular with the ladies guy was as motivational as any other transformation story, he did it as the sake of his health and died a pathetic death in a gay Thai sauna at the age of 21 because the steroids ruined his heart. He also worked as a stripper and overall lived a very dumb and shallow lifestyle, had cosmetic surgery, was a typical party culture douchebag. Steroids, vanity, false strength, metrosexuality, vapidness, all these aspects are everything wrong with modern fitness culture (see also: Jeff Seids) and represent the opposite of true strength and manhood, which is in both your body and mind, how you think and how you behave. Zyzz should have read the Greeks and focused on virtue. This post-80's Reaganian bodybuilding mentality is pure cancer, it's about consumerism and mindless sex, it's physically fake, morally ugly and intellectually empty.

In the end, such vapid and negative stereotypes turn off more young, unfit nerds who didn't grow up with a strong and smart father figure from the iron, because they believed the lies about the body-mind dichotomy and tell themselves they'd rather stay who they are than become like this (dumb normies).

There are far more respectable /fit/ role models, who pursued life changes and learned from the iron, the slow steady way, who have more to offer than their bodies and pussy count. Any skinny nerd should learn from Mishima or Rollins and aim to be more like them, or even by internet standards, people like Elliot Hulse and Frank Yang, even Scooby, who are far more respectable than Zyzz ever was and alive enough to still be able to share wisdom and motivation in creative ways.
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>>41469427
will i get a gf this month
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>>41469427
will i achieve 1/2/3/4 while getting a gf this year?
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>>41482118

fuck im already getting mid2000s nostalgia
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>>41482154
>>41469427
I'm trying to stop being a sadcunt but it just crawls in varying times
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>>41482163
>>41469427
I'm not mad
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>>41469427
>>41482169
w-wow r-really? I'm a sadcunt? t-thanks, Zyzz
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>>41475307

You know he does.
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>>41469427
Can I keep my stength and gains if I'm on a 1500 deficiet?
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>>41473755
>>41473755
>Like they said above, the next Zyzz will be a product created by a marketing team with the help of a focus group and not something spontaneous like the original.

Holy shit you're right.
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>>41481966
thanks zyzz!
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>>41474515
the main difference is /b/ was self aware and didn't take itself seriously.
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>>41469427
wikms?
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>>41469427
will i talk to her again?
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>>41469427
Roll
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>>41469427
Will she ever love me?
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>>41469427
Am I gonna smash that 140x5 for the press on saturday?
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>>41480600
>"don't be a sad cunt, be a sick cunt"
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>>41469427
should I quit my job and dedicate my life to lifting?
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>>41469427
We're all gonna make it, right?
>>
>>41469427
will i make it?
>>
>>41484507
?
>>
>>41469427
roll
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>>41469427
should i start boxing ?
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>>41484535
reroll for asking later
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>>41468844
The cringe made me throw up
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>>41469427
Will I get a gf? ;_;
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>>41469427
Should I skip today?
>>
>>41469427
Am I a sick cunt?
>>
>>41468222
>>41468250
>>41471454
>>41472302
I'm more surprised at the fact that he's resourceful enough to source gear that hasn't fucked him up permanently
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>>41468351
well said
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>>41482118
i agree with some of what you're saying, but you really don't know how or why he died in that sauna. could've been drugs, could've been the roids, could've been both.

but the thing about this thread and the point of it is, why hasn't there been another one like him? the answer being, there is no one like him.

you list off people like hulse, yang, and scoobs, but the thing that zyzz a part was entertainment.

people used to freak the fuck out about frank yang back when it was about body building and crazy bbc antics. how he just does arthouse nonsense and ramble about literally nothing. he was entertaining in a /fit/ sort of way, now he's not. same thing for hulse. used to be BREATHE INTO YOUR BALLS AAAGH pseudo motivational nonsense that most of us could get behind because it was entertaining to see someone that off the wall. he doesn't do that anymore, and now to no one's surprise he's not memorable anymore.

i imagine the same thing would've happened to zyzz if he did live. he would've eventually evolved into kardassian type and people would've begun to hate him for being stupid and fake. but the reason no one will remember him that way is because he died before it could fully happen. his memory and spirit is stuck at his peak.

people can call him a drug addled roid monkey all day long and they wouldn't be wrong, but more than that he was a skinny to /fit/ sick kunt who inspired most of this board if not hundreds of thousands more to lift and not live beta boring lives.

the whole phrase "we're all gonna make it" comes from this never ending strife to finally be the person we envision ourselves being, knowing it's either impossible or nearly impossible. we do it anyway because it's better than not trying. and that was zyzz's doing.
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>>41468222
has anyone else noticed this guy looks like the God of Cringe but ripped?
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>>41468091
connor murphy is a fag
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you will never get another zyzz and it sure wont be some retarded burger faggot
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>>41468351
That's just about the most beautiful thing I've ever read

rip zyzz
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