/fraud/

>>41466246
first for alex' spontaneous self combustion

>>41466313
I think he's just autistic, not a vampire.

>>41466340
given how he looks in recent pics, I'd wager it's possible. I don't even hate him, mirin dedication and progress and all, he just rubs me the wrong way for some reason.

ah, w/e, we had worse, or at least equal, before.

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>>41466370
Yeah but he's earned his keep. He's "special" but he's out brand of special. Better to utilize him than nurture a sense of brotherhood rather than be insecure dicks about it.

Dudes driven, can't hate it.

>>41466412

who is alex

finally

>>41466246
>why does no one like making threads edition
not making a new thread while alex is around

>>41466488

>>41463378
>>41464012

>>41466412
you're going to go back on your word in 2 threads of alex. he's not just a fucking retard, he's one of the most toxic poster we've had in here, your brotherhood shit doesn't work when all he does is link to outside threads on /fit/ to make fun of them.

>>41466535
Lmao I haven't said shit about him in months. He can be lame but you or I don't have to. Be beyter.

>>41466533

kek he hardly looks like he even lifts

What kind of cycle would allow me to reach hodgetwins level physique? (maybe not as lean)

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>>41466246
Hopping on at 19 yes or no?

>>41466796
if you know and accept the consequences, then sure

God that OP is such a clusterfuck.

>>41466743
1. Be lean
2. Blast some test and blow up lean
3. Patience

>>41466597
Don't do this to yourself.

Has anyone taken an insulin cycle? Is it worth it?

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Fuck. Too bad I wasn't born a slutty chick so I could do MFC shows all day and make six figs a month just flicking the bean.

>>41467489
That's not really how it works.

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>been pinning nearly same exact spot on each quad once per week for a few months
>starts to hurt a bit to push all the way in
>unsure if scar tissue
>decide to change to a different area of the quad
>completely painless
>horrible PIP two days later

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are you guys really regimented or do you ever just get bored and pin a few mL just to feel something?

>>41467489
ahahaha 90% of camwhores make under 1000$

>>41468162
>Feel something?

Tell me what are feels like anon.

>>41467489
fyi guys also make a lot on chaturbate

>>41468162
What else would you be expecting to feel?

>>41467513
bimbo have you thought of camwhoring?
>>41468195

>>41468211
I mean especially porn stars who does it during their free time, that's a thing.

>>41468211
Please stop encouraging him further down the rabbit hole.

>>41468211
I am unsure on the male market, but women who camwhore tend to shift towards gfx and the like. Doing porn almost kills their camming career.

>>41468254
iirc guys from Guyswithsweatpants regularly stream on chaturbate, teases private shows they record and put up on their studio site and usually ends up with the most viewers

>>41468254
Tell me about how to sell things bimbo. What are the tricks to building rapport?

>>41468353
It's not really like that, and desu it's sorta you got it or you don't. You don't really seem like the type offense.

If you're really curious, try for a canvassing position next voting cycle or go work door to door from a Craigslist ad.

If you can cold call you can sell anything.

enjoy your small balls and man tits

>>41468420
Fair enough desu.

>>41468430
yes.

>>41468430
I am, planning my mtf transition when I'm done with steroids.

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>>41468542
Post feminine penis

>>41468591
although it's tiny it's very soggy and with excess amount of skin -- not very feminine

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So even though I threw away my dresses
My roomates gf leaves shit over all the time
So I stole her booty jorts
Used my onahole real long time wearing those, quality erections
I threw that away too though, smelled like my onahole before I wash it

>>41468605
>it's very soggy

>>41468653
Just what exactly are you?

>>41468685
Alpha

I hope all of you suckers already dumped whey protein from your diet... ever since I switched to that pea protein I feel amazing

No endless wipe shits, no farts, no nasty aftertaste... gains only i am telling you

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>>41468685
Ive broken free of the bonds of society and have become a living god

>>41468872
>No endless wipe shits, no farts, no nasty aftertaste

What kind of bullshit whey are you drinking?

>>41468888
Mirin

Sup guys
Been kinda busy lately haven't checked fraud
Did Glands really die?
And should I run my test and tren at 350/350 or run test at like 200 and tren at 5-700? Have Asin and Caber on hand....

>>41468909
Depends how you feel mang.

Just ate a steak and only seared each side, middle was kinda chewy and not cooked will I die?

>>41468931
No. That's perfectly safe; no bacterial exposure in the middle of a steak.

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Who here /DNP/?

I'm starting my first cycle in a week or two.

>>41468924
So lemme know if this is retarded

Week one,
Test 30mg a day (close enuff to 200)
Tren 50mg a day

Then slowly add tren til I'm up to that 700mg range around week 4-5
Then I may be adding winstrol depending how lean I am.


Should I bump test up once I get tren that high? I've heard low test high tren gives least sides, guess I'm just asking for some anecdotal experience? Anyone here run varying doses of each? Don't really wanna go above 700mg of tren a week cuz I enjoy not being dead. So maybe bump test to 350 and then 500 if I can handle it? Or is that too much fluctuation in dosing for an 8-10 week cycle?

>>41468976
>Then slowly add tren til I'm up to that 700mg range around week 4-5
Why?

> I've heard low test high tren gives least sides
Yes.

I've never ran Tren, bimbo and jerry are probably better for answering these questions.

>>41468991
Why what? Like what are you asking me?

Thanks for your input

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>>41468976
Running 250/350/90 test tren winny rn

Never run tren.

>>41469020
Why are you tapering the tren?

>>41469033
lookin juicy ;)

>>41468976
if its your first tren cycle there is no need to go above 350mg. You'll see fantastic gains
I got some really ugly stretch marks at 400mg of tren e. I just grew too fucking fast

enjoy the tren :^)

>>41469033
but who was chest?

>>41469033
No legs no core

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>>41469033
>not running 2:1 ration test to tren

are you actually retarded?

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>>41469086
Not me
>>41469101
Literally yes.

>>41469033
Why no tren?

>>41469037
Starting low and going up depending on how I handle sides. I started my first test cycle at 400mg a week and ramped it up to 700mg. Found out I didn't aromatize, almost at all. Used really low dose asin, never had gyno or even acne problems.


>>41469081
You for real? 350mg is enough? Should I just run them equal then? Ugh fuck me man I'm so distraught lol

>>41469119
he's too scared to lose his hair

>>41469119
I cap tren out at 525 or so. There's really no need to run a fuck ton of tren. There's really no need to run tren.

Don't run tren.

>>41469132
y not

>>41468976
Winny is great
Throw it in for a few weeks when the tren is in full swing
Don't taper the tren
Just go 700mg off the bat

Hi chem
Are you still mental

>>41469132
Eh I already bought it lols
Due to physical sides or mental/ emotional ones? I'm a pretty level headed dude at a good spot in life, mentally I should be fine.

>>41469158
You won't be fine
Chris Benito
Bimbo has been anally fucked a lot
Trens honestly very bad

>>41469158
Yeah I was too. Make sure your ai is on point. Tren and e2 makes a funky roller coaster. Make sure the pissy in your life is consistently a decent person, too. Word to the wise.

Lethargy is a killer for me as well. Being tall, I also need a carb/sodium refeed every 4-5 days on tren or I go p flat.

Just meter yourself the first go. The only hormone I ever get complaints on my mood with is on tren; I now make sure I pair it with a dht like winny and some moderate ai, and my headspace stays even.

The doses I'm running now, I feel fantastic.

>>41469154
It's my first time running it I feel like going 700mg off the bat would be full retard

>>41469173
Chris Benoit was a cover up...

And there's no amount of Jew gold in the world that would ever make me take it in the ass

>>41469132
>>41469176
>tfw going to run tren at 500
>not in a good place life wise

Maybe this was a bad idea.

>>41469199
Kevin Sullivan killed them all and made it look like Chris went crazy

>>41469227
Well Macmahon or whoever owns the WWE is a huge devil worshipping Kike
Lots of wrestlers have had weird deaths / horrible lives
It's demonic shit

>>41469112
up test retard.

>>41469250
No. I feel great where I'm at actually.

>>41469250
shut up you fat nigger, go massage your massive gyno nipples.

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Is this the shit you take to bust huge nuts?

>>41469270

lol big talk for a fucking anonymous poster who doesn't post pics, your so fucking pathetic your even less than a unrecognizable voice that pesters without risking taking criticism, because you can't annoy me, i can ignore you, bye anon, go back to your pathetic life, and pathetic lifts, and pathetic body.
>>41469260
retard

>>41469449
Why would I switch things up? I've done what you suggest. This feels better. Hormones aren't an exact thing; what works for you may not for me.

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Is it allowed to run 12 week 500mg test-e at this bodyfat? Or do I need to be leaner?

How much gains will I make

>>41469468
>Allowed
Nigger I aint yo daddy

Have an ai on hand you will probably need it

>>41469490
Just wondering if it's worthwhile or if I'm too fat/dyel.

>>41469494
Fat wont stop the gains or cuts, youll just need an ai to prevent too much estrogen conversion.

But it looks like havent been training consistently, which is what will make it worthwhile or not.

>>41469428
That would be it.

>>41469494
Is say you are. Put effort into a major cut.

>>41469503
I know, I just keep hearing the meme of "u need to be 5% bodyfat and an amateur bodybuilder to start!".

>>41469505
My friend offered me pretty much everything I need minus pct for really cheap so that's why I'm considering it and doing some sort of recomp. Ive been doing some reading and seems pretty risk-free to do a cycle of test-e, right? Seems like much to gain with no downsides.

>>41469524
>test no downsides
Do more research

>>41469530
I have. There doesn't seem to be any evidence of permanent suppression or health risks from a single cycle.

>>41469242
McMahon is Irish m8 not Jew

Wrestlers die because of years of heavy drug use (painkillers) and steroid abuse (blasting large amounts for years and never coming off or cruising)

>>41469530
I mean with proper ai dosage and doing bloods pre and during cycle, you should be fine right? Stop scaring me bimbo, also not the skinnyfat dyel just a curious fraud wannabe.

>>41469541
Well a single cycle won't do shit.

You also risk permanent/semi permanent sides like gyno and acne. You seem to know more than us/me though so do whatever man.

>>41469546
Oh totally; but risk management isn't "no downsides".

>>41469553
I didn't try to seem like I knew everything. Just based off everything I read it seems like it's really worth doing.

Seems as though the issues come with b&c and using other compounds like orals or 19-NOR's. Pls advise me though

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Oh shit there is no ANZU in this thread yet.

>>41469593
Pls reply bimbo

>>41469649
I had a bunch typed but I'm tired.

>>41469666
Hail Satan

>>41469666
Pretty please? I just want to make it.

>>41468967
I'm so sorry, we will probably never hear from you again. We always loved you anon goodbye.

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>>41469676

>>41469717
Is that a sister of battle? I could impregnate them.

I'd probably be an alcolyte of Slaneesh

>>41469729
I just post memes. I don't actually know anything.

>>41469754
Almost everything you post is from warhammer.

I didn't even play it. Just cool lore.

>>41469763
I like WH:40K as a video game but I know nothing about the lore.

Test e made me fall in love with my girl best friend, fuck me right?

>>41469468
Somebody help me! Please!

As my bf% is falling I fear my worst nightmare is real, I have wide hips. I can never get the body I want, gonna have to work on my traps and lats A LOT more.

>>41469775
Test didn't do that. You had those feelings all along, test just made you confident with those feelings.

>>41469780
Bimbo already helped you. The recommendation is to cut first.

>>41469787
Lateral delts

>>41469802
And then it's okay? What's with all the people who usually say you need to be an amateur bodybuilder before you touch test is that a meme

>>41469821
>And then it's okay?
Sure.

>What's with all the people who usually say you need to be an amateur bodybuilder before you touch test is that a meme

That's reddit. The major reason is that by that time, you have the skills, knowledge and discipline to make steroids a worthwhile investment. But there's no real physiological reason to it.

>>41469821
My personal opinion is if you touch test now or any time within the next 6-12 months you'll come out the other side an acne ridden, bloated, tiddie monster.

Your build and bf % is nowhere near optimal. A lot can be mitigated with ai, but that still doesn't resolve whether or not you know how to eat or train to maintain the benefits of gear.

I don't say this to be mean, I say this out of concern that you don't majorly injure yourself and fuck your physique and mental fortitude for the next 2-3 years.

>>41469821
Jesus man you need a mommy to tell you everything in life? Roll the dice or don't, stay natty and ignorant/happy. Or go down the rabbithole and risk never coming back because of the crazy gains. It's all up to you. Also, if you eat at maintenance or slightly above and work out youwill lose fat and get crazy noobgains on test e.

>>41469834
>>41469836
>>41469837
I don't know who's right here.

and bimbo I suppose you're right about not being anywhere close to a good stsrt for it but the thing is that right now I have a good opportunity to save like a couple hundred bucks that's why I'm thinking about rushing it. But probably too early desu

>>41469855
Buy and sit on it then. Make goals for yourself.

There's no perfect time, but there is an appropriate time and there are ways to mitigate sides and make the process efficient.

>>41469855
Literally everybody is saying the same thing in a different way dude.

>>41469866
U almost hailed Satan

>>41469866
A) "That's just a reddit meme, there's no physiological reason."

B) "You will get severe gyno and cystic acne if you use it now"

C) "You will make crazy gains and lose fat"

>>41469863
Okay how much would you say I need to cut? Does the gear expire? (my friend is going to give me some stuff he's held onto for a while so not sure if it'll expire if I wait even longer)

>>41469892
C) >You will make crazy gains and lose fat
IF your diet and training is on point.

>>41469892
Cut until you see all abs. Idk I'm not a dexascan. You look 20% at least. Be 10%.

Gear can last a while, several years, in dry cool storage.

>>41469874
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>41469892
I referenced that there's no real difference in the actual affect of the steroid itself. Bimbo pointed out that your weight would affect the sides and anon is also semi-right.

We're all right.

>>41469912
Okay I will Cut further and then use it thanks. I'm cutting on 1800 cals right now and was going to do psmf so it shouldn't take long at all

>>41469902
>>41469918
Thanks fellas I will come back in a couple months.

>>41466246
is chloe natty?

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>see client
>18 years old
>ask her some basic questions
>>"Can I take my top off yet?"
>"You can if it makes you more comfortable. It's not necessary right now however."
>>"Okay I'm taking it off."
>I try to be as non-chalant as possible about it
>Just carry on with checks and normal tests
>She's visibly frustrated I won't give her tits attention
>Puts her shirt back on 4-5 minutes later
>She's annoyed when I ask her to take her shirt off 5 minutes after that


I-I just want to do my job ma'am. I don't want to look at your bra.

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tfw too intelligent to be human

I know it's technically not anabolic but I started clen today. I've got 40 mcg tablets, I was planning on going 40/60/80/100/120 then staying at 120 for the 9 days, however they're way too small to break. Can I go with 40/40/80/80/120...?

>>41469717
Fuck tryna get my girl to Cosplay a sister for months... must impregnate battle wife

Also I agree with bimbo

Just had to take tren out of my lineup because I kept screaming at my girl and choking her too hard during sex
Also thought she was cheating on me and trying to get me fired from my job?
Def. it cut out for it

>>41470469
Tren sounds great. Can't wait to try it out.

>>41470537
Okay but realize that it's going to make you maximum overangst that your ex isnt giving you attention.

Goddamn why is it that I always want to dominate and breed the weird ass tumblr non binary hos with bangs and amazing winged eye liner?

>>41470584
I think I just want to fuck women that look like Cleopatra

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>>41470574
I think that's part of the reason I want to try it. Realistically, what will it make me think? It's not going to really change my thought pattern is it?
>>41470584
>>41470588
????

>>41470584
Can confirm short bangs and winged liner good breeding combo - they're gaurenteed to be into it

>>41470584
>non-binary

Bimbo confirmed gay

>>41470613
It was a thing with my ex and now every alt IG ho with dark hair, winged liner and bangs I need to get pregnant.

One just followed me on IG and she's local and is going to the next local con. Guess I'm ditching my friends.

>>41470616
**female bodied**

I didn't choose the idpol dog it's just life now. I'm a 6'5 260lb anime nerd that does gay porn, I can afford to fuck a thicc non binary ho that looks like cleopatra w/o questioning it. As long she breeds good idgaf.

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>>41470637
I genuinely think the gay porn stuff has damaged your sexuality.

>>41470652
In what capacity? It's looks like lady, talks like a lady and has a pussy. As far as I know, that's still heterosexual.

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>>41470659
Sex is now a dissociative state for you.

>>41470670
Gay sex is.

Fucking my ex was a legitimately religious experience and I'm unsure if I'll ever recover from that state of harmony.

Men were not made to experience that nature of ethereal pussy.

>>41470622
You gonna cosplay?

Going to a con in cali next weekend and was gonna Cosplay but I got fucking lazy

>>41470701
I will probably be lazy and just wear my venom tank.

>>41470670
And yeah tren will change your thought patterns

How is it that young girls seem so cool? I want to do the shit they do but I just spend all of my time lifting or making money. They just seem to always be pretty and hanging out w/ other pretty girls?

I need a harem again.

>>41470622
How tf do I find out about nerd conventions I wanna bang anime sloots but never can plan because idk when the conventions are and by the time I find out it's too late and I work weekends..

>>41470716
Hahahahahaha look at this old man hahahahahaha

>>41468653

I had a boy pay me today to humilate him, spank him, choke him, the works. Apparently he'd fucked up something at work and 'had come over to be punished'. Jerrykun, it's happening. Omocat shirts have been purchased. :3

>>41468542

mtfcrew growing strong

>>41470733
Literally all of my friends are old cgl nerds

I have a con buddy in every city so I just hear con chatter through the grapevine. I'm don't plan shit I'm usually just invited a week or two beforehand.

>>41470733
Aren't cosplay girls meant to be stuck up?

>>41470737
I mean I had three fuckbuddies last week. My last two long term hos were weird kinky alt girls. I just need to get back into the con scene and find one of these types to start calling me daddy.
>>41470751
Hahahaha im laffin

>>41470747
>cgl

Jesus you're friends with a bunch of drama weebs?

What's the next con for you bimbo I live in cali but my girl lives up in your area and we want to try Cosplaying together to comic con next year

>>41470774
I'm in atl for the summer so momocon in a few weeks. Probably dragoncon.

Probably sacanime.

The tren is really fucking me over here because I hate cons, but I love weird slutty hos. I can't not put my dick in crazy.

>>41469503
anastrozole right?

>>41470774
>never been to cgl
>found the Aus thread
>Incessant bitching about girls they'll never touch

You're friends with this type of people Bimbo?

>>41470822
Nah

I'm friends with the older crowd that are adults now and don't really post. All like people from 2010 or so. Back when Laura was a mod and still posting.

>>41470794
I've been thinking about doing sac anime for a day since it's only an hour away but ick Sacramento fucking sucks

Started Test Suspension and var for contest prep. Bit of my lost gains from cut came back, powerful drugs.

>>41470852
Sac does suck but some of my closest buds live in Roseville. Considering moving there if I say fuck it to Oly.

>>41468967
Just go see a therapist don't kill yourself man

>>41470856
>Test suspension
why?

>>41470852
Stick to good cons in the Bay Area dude trust me - Fanime and the like

>>41470936
Famine has been going down for years.

if you're recommended to take .25mg ai eod how detrimental is it to take 1mg once a week

>>41470969
I assume you're talking about adex.

Very. Half-lives are a thing.

>>41470977
yer figured, are they cuttable? cos i know some tablets aren't because of the protective film

>>41470990
Never done adex. Only asin.

>>41470932
cus

I wanna be big nigga

>>41470942
We will see - most cons have been going down for years

Goin next weekend tho got dat dere 4 day weekend approved off work

>>41470942
Maybe it just needs some bimbo flavored excitement

>>41466412
bimbo did you grow a thick beard before you ever started roiding or aas helped with that

>>41471023
Racial slander is not appreciated chink.

>>41471062
Man I trashed more than my fair share of famines. Got kicked out a few times.
>>41471098
Yes. Had a decent beard since 21 or so.

>>41471103
4chan police is on the way

>>41471123
Is this female or male cheekie?

>>41471131
We both have micropenis

>>41470537
Same but I'm only running it at 200/200 with test over the summer. Just want to recomp right now.

>>41471287
Sounds gay. I'm going to rip my dick off and probably set my exes house on fire with 500.

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Look at that little wais. Don't you just want to lie on it, grab it, pick her up by it as she says "wow you're so strong."?

>>41471731
waist*

fuck

>crusing on 250mg
>letting myself go get fat
>time to cut again
>add 250deca 300eq
>getting jointpain
>bloodtest and dexa.scan.inc
>tfw double normal test levels, 21%bf and e2 so low cant be messured

i am a fat fuck on 1g gear with negative aromatasis
what the fuck
breaking the norms

How does one use insulin to build muscle? Got a family member that gets insulin shipped to the door but they never take it.

I'm 35 and suffering from dad bod and I'm really struggling. Looking for something to get me jump started

>>41471775
I don't think anybody who still posts here uses slin. Maybe Chem. Better off doing some individual research.

>>41471775
realy easy to fuck up slin.
also has to be used with a good amount of aas or you wont get the benefits from it.
better research a lot on slin use

>>41471814
Shit, whole point of me wanted to do insulin was because I can't find ass, test, anything like that.

I can get all the oxy and aderal in the world from my doctor but lord fucking forbid I wanna get in something that will help me

>>41471814
>>41471799

You can use:

Steroids by themselves

Steroids with GH/Peps/MK-677

Steroids with GH/Peps/MK-677 and insulin

but never any other combo

I won't use slin again, it made me fat, and Metformin is cheaper, easier, and safer. Plus, nobody needs slin, you can get fuckhuge without it.

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>>41471861
>Chem appears when you say his name

>>41471861
I cam get metformin as well, can that be taken to help myself?

>>41471897

Yes, metformin has a host of benefits even by itself
>>41471892

My Project Manager at work didn't like me so he stirred a bunch of shit and had me fired today.

I went home and have been eating Dexedrine like candy, cranked out a really nice resume and got a bunch of stuff done but it's 5:33AM and I'm still awake.

>>41471916
Sorry to hear that. Hope you find a new job.

>>41471916
Metformin seems to be used off label for weight loss. I'm not struggling with that. Struggling with energy levels and building mucles.

What can I find relatively easily to help? I asked the guy I work with that sells weed if he could get test but he couldn't. Did off load my oxy hoard on him for good money though.

>>41470746
Post feminine penis

On 600mg test-e, keep getting significant joint pain in my fingers and wrist even though I'm not taking any AI, what could be the problem here?

we alive again?

>ex roommate forgot a few packets of slin shots here (actual diabetic) because he had to move out in a hurry and was too lazy to drive back the whole distance just for them
>been sitting in my fridge unopened for weeks now, I see them everytime I prepare a meal
any way I can be a stupid faggot and monkey with this without killing myself?

Imagine having her lie on your chest as she falls asleep to the slow, rhythmic thudding of your heart. You can barely feel her because of her petite, little body but you can see her gently rise and fall with every breath you take in and out. The only noise is her breathing, much faster than yours because of her tiny lungs. You can gently stroke her cheeks but she winces in a slight surprise so you pull back to let her rest. She starts whining, she does not want you to pull your hand away. She loves the feeling of your warm hands on her delicate soft face. You return your hand and a gentle smile crosses her lips which you trace with your thumb which she gives a slight kiss. With the most gentle smacking sound of her lips against your thumb, she returns back into rest. Doesn't that sound nice? It sounds really nice.

I can't upload any ANZUs at the moment because hiro is good at running websites but imagine the webm where she has the white freckles makeup on and is adjusting her hair on both sides and glances at you for a short moment and then retracts inwards shyly.

>Am I a bigger faggot than bimbo?
>Yes.

>>41472317
Who are you quoting?

>>41472322
Nobody desu. I made that up.

I got my blood work today

>tfw literally low test

This is pretty uncommon, but I need your help lads.

I got into a motorcycle accident 6 months ago and fractured both of my legs... I was pretty much forced to stay at home for 5 months with minimal exercise and now my muscles are atrophied.

Today I went to my 2nd rehabilitation session and after 15 minutes of exercises I almost passed out and had to take a 45-minute break.

On my way home I had extreme muscle weakness and pretty much would pass out was it not to be for the amounts of drugs given to me by my doctors.

This is where I need your help lads...

I know AAS has been considered to treat bedridden old folks and to prevent muscular atrophy based on the mouse studies... but to help me rebound?

Give me your tips and opinions.

Much appreciated.

>>41472353
Blast tren it'll heal you right now

>>41472353
var and low dose adrol is commonly given to patients in remission for that reason, so why not try that. I have no actual input on dosages because the doses I run are rather supratherapeutical knowamsayin.

oh and start reading up on that bpc-157 (or so) peptide Chem mentioned recently. Looks like that could heal your fucking head back onto your shoulders.

>>41472353
Interdasting. Someone who actually wants to use AAS for a medical purpose.

You may have to be careful, your tendons are probably fragile as shit and steroid use may strain them. You should also be wary of any drug interactions given the medications you're currently taking. It would certainly help your muscles return for sure.

Go for a few more rehabilitation sessions before attempting any AAS at least to make sure you don't make yourself worse. That's my opinion.

Then again, I'm not doctor. Godspeed in your recovery.

>>41466246
>Been keeping ex gf and all her friends in the dark about my life after the breakup
>Mom sees ex gf's best friend at a restaurant
>Tells her everything I've been up to since the breakup and since I moved home
>Also told ex gf congratulations on her graduation day
>When confronted, mom says "Oh well you forced me to form a relationship with her so I figured it was the correct and polite thing to do to wish her a happy graduation."
>Mfw my mom hated my ex when we dated and would never speak to ex unless I forced her to, so no idea where the fuck this is coming from.
>Mfw I told her to stop talking to my ex and her friends, she belittled me and said that it's not good to live with such hate, and that she's going to keep doing it whether I want her to or not.

I'm afraid to start a cycle while I'm stuck living at home because I'm afraid I'm gonna roid out and literally kill this bitch. Roid rage is just a meme, right?

>>41472414
Also where to get needles with discreet packaging? Don't wanna order online and get a big box with "SYRINGE AND NEEDLE, 100 COUNT" in big bold letters on the side.

>>41469468
HANG YOURSELF FAT RETARDED CUNT

>>41472414
No you dense asshole it was literally the polite thing to do

>>41472421
literally amazon. i've ordered the most disgraceful shit there and they all come in the same neutral brown package with the logo.

>>41472421
Needles always come discreet...

>>41472438
>dense asshole
dunno why this made me giggle, probably because I'm dense.

I understand being polite, but my mother literally hated this girl for the entire three years we dated. I don't understand why she'd choose now, after we broke up, to be nice to her. Also I'd explicitly stated that I 'd rather neither of these people know what I'm up to, since they pretty supremely fucked me over before I decided to cut them out. Only reason I could think she'd so this is to annoy the shit out of me.

>>41472455
Alright sounds good, thanks my dude.

>>41472460
Really? A few places I've looked show the box they'd ship in and they say it on the side of the box.

>>41472474
Idk bruv needles are almost always shipped discreet because everyone knows you don't want that shit seen

>>41472474
No, you're mother is probably just stupid like you.

I can promise you you're mother isn't a conniving BPD cunt like 4chan would convince you. Your mother probably thinks she was doing you a favor because you and your ex dated for so long; she probably thinks she planted seeds of doubt in your exes mind.

Go hug your mom and tell her you're a dick. Jesus.

>moms are stupid you're a pussy
Moms aren't stupid and I am a pussy but at least women like me and my mother is a saint

>>41471775
you can easily kill yourself fucking up with insulin

>>41466246
I need a specific antibiotic for a bacterial infection in my gut. I've been tested positive for it in the past and treatment went well with the pill. It's just back and since I moved states I dont want to find a new doc and go through all the bullshit expensive testing again.

TLDR anyone know where I can buy antibiotics with bitcoin?

>>41472526
if its so specific and for a legitimate medical condition you won't find it on the black market

>>41472536
bummer :\

My gut hurts. But my wallet hurts even more.

how long can i keep steroids for? as in if i buy now will they lose potency by say, october? some of the good stuff is on sale

>>41472564
Curious about this too. Seems like it lasts two years or so if stored normally

>>41472496
I wouldn't say my mom is conniving, but she can be a huge cunt sometimes for surprisingly no reason. Once she screamed at me for 20 minutes because I took a different way to get to work one day, but that's another story for another day. Also she's got intense mood swings and anger management problems, so that might explain why I'm so retarded, but I digress.

That makes sense though, and I guess I'm being an idiot for caring so much about what people I don't like think of me. But I'm a very private person, and I don't post much on social media for a good reason. So it's annoying when she tells people all about my financial, living, and dating situations (all of which she shared with someone who I'd rather not talk to or communicate with at all). It kinda feels like if you had a sentient facebook profile that friended everyone you hated in high school, and automatically posted your bank account balance and relationship status every single day.

Anyway this is a fitness board so I'll calm my tits with my fucken diary entries.

>>41472526
some onion sites have any prescription drug you can possibly imagine, but going to so many loops for something so fairly specific is probably neither worth your time nor money. go find a doc faggot

>>41472564
Inject them all into your ass before they go bad, deal with side effects later.

>>41472578
Just go tell your mother you love her.

>>41472598
lol you hate your own mum i'm not taking your advice

Red pill me on TRT

>>41472642
>Your relationship to your mom dictates your advice on steroids

I'M A VERY EDUCATED INDIVIDUAL, NOW INJECT THEM ALL INTO YOUR ASS AT ONCE

(do not actually do this)

>>41472639
Y-yes sir ;-;

>>41472645
It's actually an injection.

>>41472687

Black pill me on injections

>>41472705
They might fuck you up if you do them wrong.

So don't do them wrong.

Hey /fraud/ is clen as bad as people say?
I couldnt find Ephedrine this time, and still got 3% bf to lose.

I just finished 4 weeks on albuterol + ketotifen and havent noticed much difference, also sides were minimal.
Droping from 16% to 10% after test e + deca, I'm on 13% right now, no strenght loss so far.

>>41472767
It's as bad and even more fucking retarded.

>>41472687
>>41472716

I'm going through Defy Medical for TRT, I've heard nothing but good things about them. Got my initial consult coming up soon

>>41472221
you're lifting wrong.

guys, i already posted this somewhere yesterday but got no response, figured i'd ask it here.
I have recently done a blood test that I ordered online, however, I have no knowledge if my stats are any good. help a brother out:

testosteron
19.7 nmol/l

testosteron, free
0.295 nmol/

SHBG
50.7 nmol/l

>>41472777
Even if its just a short term thing? I'll probably won't need more than a few weeks to lose 3%.
It sucks cutting without stims

>>41472817
Then just eat stims clen has no real value as a cutting agent cutting on caffeine is more effective

>>41472801
Pretty average

>>41472801
check it youself
https://www.nebido.com/tools/index.php/en/default/index/conversion-tool

>>41472767
>>41472817
>ketotifen
y tho

also clen is stupid. if you absolutely want chemical help, pop 0.2-0.3mg/kg yohi and a fuckton of caffeine on an empty stomach and do lyle's stubborn fat protocol thing

>>41472847
>>41472831

ketotifen avoids downregulation of some receptors that are affected by albuterol and also clen.

But you guys are right, clen is not worth it.

>>41472868
ah, never heard of that, just used it as an antihistamine for an allergy. the more you fucking know.

If she doesn't look at you like she despises you, then why even hate fuck her into submission?

Gotta get those big bad bitch instahos

>rain all night
>humidity off the roofs with higher temps
Well I guess I'll just quit now, I've taken the last pill of dnp for this time. I'll probably post the compilation day-by-day pictures tomorrow when I've shot the last one, after a workout (instead of right after waking up like all other pics lel)

oh right
wojak.png

>>41472934
>taking DNP after pics less than a week after you stopped use
I mean, I want to see them, but you're still gonna piss out a lot over the course of the next few days. take an additional final one when that has happened

>>41472946
should I just wait for that until I post?

>>41472956
no, take and post them regardless because holy shit do I want to see this. just take an additional one a week after or so for posterity.

>>41472833
>>41472801

Thanks brehs

>>41473002
sure thing. it'll take some time censoring surroundings in 16 pictures but I hope the laughs are worth it. again, I think the suicide cut went fine but I'm not happy what it revealed, should have done a clean bulk beforehand. might include me from last year for even more laughs.

>>41473014
should be fun. the whole raw mince thing is super retarded but I like your dedication so I really want to see this.

>>41472353
deca legit helps.

>>41473058
I hope he's the best looking person on this board

>>41473087
says the giant swole adonis. but yeah, I'd laugh if this shit really paid off.

sup /fraud/.

i'm planning out my first cycle. i'm going to do 500mg test E for 12 weeks, and kickstart it with 30mg Dbol ED for the first 4 or 5 weeks. so far, so good.
i'm a bit less sure about the PCT, because i get a LOT of conflicting information.
do i need several different kinds of PCT drugs, or can i get away with staying with only one?
because, i can get 100 20mg Letrozole pills for only a fraction of what the other brands costs. while Clomid and Nolvadex costs more than twice of what the Test and Dbol costs.

>>41472526
do you know how to use Tor?
if so, check out Hansa Market.

>>41473198
you're confusing AI and PCT. please read the wiki in the op.

>>41473223
or confusing AI and SERMs rather

>>41473223
>20mg of letro
Whew

Also how to communicate with a nice lady? New territory.

>>41473223
>>41473231
yeah, you're right.
it's kind of overwhelming with all the information.

>>41473236
Ah its nice to see you finally got over your ex bimbo :)
:)

>>41473312
Lmao who knows I date/fuck random hos all the time.

But seriously this lady had such a "big bad bitch" look and she's nice/genuine. How do I even work with that?

What were the oils in the hair oil kit? My gf did me a coconut oil in a swimming cap to wear overnight, but it was too runny, and we figured we'd add Argan oil conditioner, but I couldn't remember what the other oils where.

I know there was someone else on these threads that used the meme oil kit for their hair so I'm hoping they read this.

>>41473332
just bee yourself.
jokes aside just do you man,I think you have enough experience with women.
>>41473349
meme oil kit is a meme.
so dont bother with that.

>>41472564
someone answer this

>>41473451
I'm sure it depends on what it is, but I've read a few years.

>>41473451
Can be kept for several years if in a cool dry place

is it possible for domestic packages to get seized?

Also have any of you guys ever had any of your packages seized?

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we back bois

>>41473349
not that anon, but have this m80 https://pastebin.com/iaQTSbBv

>>41473349
member there are two meme kits, one for scalp restoration and one for hair regrowth

>>41473537
Holy shit my legacy lives on. Thank you anon. I have since added emu oil to meme kit and black cumin extract to supps, but that's just me being an experimental idiot who can buy stuff in bulk for cheap kek

>>41473574
Well I plan on combining the two for maximum overhair

>>41466246
Is this picture photoshopped?

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>>41473507
Unless you've had a package seized before, I don't think so. International shipments have to go through customs, so they might get seized if the packaging is suspicious or something, but domestic orders don't go through customs, so there'd be no place for them to get seized. Also I've never read of a domestic package getting seized before, so I think you're fine.

>>41473622

Yeah, someone made her smaller

Sup fags, I first day on and in a fraud thread. Started with sostenon 250 is that good is it trash? What do?

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>>41473958
I forgot to add this

can we get a collection of Chem bodypics, Albfag bodypics and ofcourse JM's bodypics.

some ESTP while at it.

pretty pls.

>>41473507
yes/no

usps no, FedEx and ups have their own guidelines and can do whatever the fuck they want if your shit looks suspicious.

everyone ships through usps though (or Canada post if you're Canadian)

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What are the pro's and cons of juicing constantly for few years straight, including pct's, starting at age of 18. Everything under watchful eye of trustful trainer that takes care of many bodybuilders.
Pic is me, 18, 87kg bw
pr's : 210kg diddy,160kg squat, 110kg bench - training for 2 years.
>inb4 why ask random people on japanese picture trading board instead of asking the guy supposed to watch over me
just curious to fraud's opinion.


also, not looking to be some kind of competitor shredding himself to flabby dick bf % levels, want to be more klokov style

>>41473958
no it's fucking stupid and so are you if you have to ask this question. enjoy your titties.

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>>41474104
and here's back, just for attention

>>41474112
Thanks asshole

>>41474117
you are definitely a bottom

>>41474157
That's not how this website works

>>41474104
>>41474117
you look like you're really cute

How to stop hunger pangs?

Over the course of an hour or so I tried eating a bowl of veggies, tbsp of peanut butter, chugged a litre of water, popped more ephedrine and caffeine ... nothing helped

wat do?

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>>41473958
Me. what can I expect, if anything will i get any bigger?

>>41474247
you can expect your tits to get bigger

owo where did all the qts come from

>>41474234
stop being a pussy and in the mean time stop whining about being a pussy

>>41474305
winter is over, all the pussssy coming out

Lol why do every single one of you look like shit? Blows my mind that someone can actually use roids and still manage to look DYEL. I am not even trying to talk shit. I had a friend who followed a similar path and I asked him what his lifts were and it was revealed that he was still somehow squatting/benching/deadlifting around 120kg which is what I suspect you guys are doing because I don't see how it's possible to use roids and have such little muscle mass.

Arimidex vs Aromasin what's the consensus?

>>41472414
your mom is actually right and you're immature idiot. People like you give steroids a bad name.

>>41474374
arimidex if you're a poorfag, aromasin if you're not

>>41474356
Yeah I look tiny

>>41472414
she is completely right you fucking autistic manchild.
What is wrong with you? I hope you did not get angry with your mom.

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>>41474383
Jokes on you, I haven't started my first cycle yet. So I'm not a retard on steroids, I'm just a normal retard.

Besides, ex cheated on me and then broke up with me, forcing me to scramble to find a place to live so it's not like she has any right to know or care about what I'm up to.

Just did my first injection of tren, when can I start unironically wanting to fuck trannies?

also
>be using test 400
>switch to a test/tren blend
>oil is so much thinner
>Literally take half the amount of time to draw 2x amount of oil

>>41474474
Why did you move out?

>>41474512
see >>41466246 dear newfriend

>>41474535
yeah, dumb my bad

anyway, hcg guy also has exemestane so it's easy street anyway

>>41474374
see
>>41474389

also arimidex bounces your E2 back if you forget to take it or take it too late.

Aromasin is a lot more effective and easier to schedule.

>>41474518
tren a? depending on dosage in a day or two.

I just started doing more arm volume, and now I am starting to get new stretch marks on my biceps.
Fuck, I thought at 109kg and with ok bodyfat, after over 4 years on steroids growth wouldn't be so fast.
New ones on my legs too.

And I just wanted to add deca to my test blast. Does not seem like a good idea, I am making crazy gains right now and that would fuck my whole skin up I fear.

Drop cals, drop to 100kg, 225 and I should be shredded. Saw some ab veins today.

REEEEE I want to take more roids. But my genetics are too good.

>>41474557
yep. Going to go with brand name aromasin.

thanks

>>41474296
I don't know why I thought I could get some advice on here. I'll take my titties elsewhere.

>>41474567
Tren E
I a work rotating schedule so pinning ed is a no go.

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>>41474591
>asks a question easily answered by OP
>did 0 research

>>41474573
fuck you

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Planning my first bike ride. Anyone see anything I'm missing/out of place? Planning on running hcg at 500iu e4d with some adjustment at the end.

>>41474531
I lived with my gf, when she became my ex after all the shit she put me through (cheating, etc.), I didn't want to have anything to do with her.

>>41474759
So make her move out lol

>>41474751
please be bait

>>41474778
hmmmmmmmm? if it's full tard tell me, you won't hurt my feelings

>>41474751
why did you include the count for nolva and clomid but not asin. this is some expensive ass shit though

what's your pct, 20/20/20/20 + 50/50/50/50? I would change that to just nolva 40/40/20/20 but you do you

>>41474874
asin count is 30. I could get it cheaper but I'd rather pay more for actual pharma ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

20/20/20/20 nolva + 25/25/25/25 clomid was my plan but I'll look into the clomid more. thanks

>>41474919
you can probably get generic for like 5 times cheaper.

Test c 500mg/w almost done my 8th week. I have test e that im planning on cruising after week 12 and doing a slow cut. Ok or pct and cut another time?

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Sex.

From experience, sex seems to be a 'get it out of your system' thing. Have sex a dozen times with the same bitch and sex isn't worth having. You gotta catch em all, all the ethnicities, while keeping the best mommy material at home That's what they want, that's what you want, that's how it goes.

So I understand the point of front loading but would pinning a longer ester such as enanthate eod for the first two weeks work to saturate the compound faster as well?
E.g
Week 1-2: Test E 250mg eod
Week 3-16:Test E 250mg e3.5d

>>41475686
why would you pin eod when you could just pin more the first week.

did you jew out on the 1ml syringes again. tsk tsk tsk.

>>41475726
Because pinning eod would be more stable bloods would it not?

>>41475754
on test e its a non issue as long as you pin 3.5 days.

>>41475762
Pin everything everyday

>>41475793
what about my AI?
I want to take my letro ed, but right now I do 1/2 three times per week.
can't cut it smaller than fourths, even that is pushing the limits.