>tfw skinny-fat How to get back to otter-mode in 2-4 weeks?

water fast for 4 weeks

>>41465341
Jack off every day

>>41465360
I'll just get hungry and give up...I need to just drop to 2000 calories to start I think.
>>41465386
Good point actually, I really should stop doing that.

>>41465341
>2-4 weeks

Literally stopped reading at 'weeks'

>>41465434
But that was the last word you fucking idiot.

>>41465455
thats the joke u brain dead fuck

1) You are obese, not "skinny-fat" .
2) You can't get to ottermode in weeks. It would take at least eight months, but probably a year or more..
3) Read the sticky, faggot.

you just have to eat clen and tren hard dude, anavar give up

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>>41465525
Shit joke. Don't hate me cuz you ain't funny.
>>41465601
Thanks dawg. I just jogged a mile. Hurts man, my skin burns, my mouth hurts, my chest feels like it's gonna xplode.

I kinda like it. Gonna try for 2.

>>41465341
>How to get back to otter-mode in 2-4 weeks?
Surgery

>summer

>>41465975
I've been on this website for over 5 years lul

But why are you mad about one attention whore thread /fit/ is a trashcan board anyway

>>41465994
>/fit/ is a trashcan board anyway
You could have just told us that you didn't want to make it, Anon.

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>>41466056
Didn't wanna make...what? Shit, I'm probably improving the quality of this shit-tier board with a fitness related thread.

Also, I just did my 2nd mile and already thinking about #3. Maybe I'm not as out of shape as I thought. Considering a moderate fast to just shrink my stomach down so I feel fuller quicker and cut calories sharply.

>>41466349
who makes these threads? what's your endgame?

>>41466414
Attention, because they receive none IRL

>>41466349
You sound like a fat autistic faggot who spends his free time catching lizards in your backyard.

>>41466414
Last summer at this time of year I was super fit otter mode. I was running/sprinting miles down the beach all day.

Now, I'm a fat piece of shit.

I want this board to tell me how fat and disgusting I am to motivate me to get back in shape. Also, advice on how to do that.

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>>41466508
Well that's just hateful, why your life so bad you wanna be a mad hater on the internet?