/fit/ humor

something something 1rm

>>41464672
z o z z l e

>>41465954
What I hate about women is that if OP had been good looking they would have thought his line was clever.

anyone got that one comic where the guy sees a gril at the gym and says something like "I don't get this far on the first date"? iirc he's a really ugly ass jew with a yarmulke that says "I lift 4 david" on it

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>>41464658
>mfw I failed at 7 reps and lost anything

Looks like I get no gains for that set.

>>41464658
Shit I do 7x5 for all my chest lifts.
How fucked am I?

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>>41464658

>>41467072
>lifting your gains straight into a black hole

Does anyone have that comic with the guy mocking others for not doing legs? (He has oversized quads)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN3RRcgqddQ

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Gotta eat big to get big

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when will they learn?

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>>41464658

>not posting the scientific version

>>41470016
whats the story on this guy i always see him

seems like he talked big but then had a completely awful looking physique? i havent really lifted hard in years and my arms are bigger than that guy

>>41470074

He started off as a relatively reliable source of fitness information, had a little bit of controversy around his crusade against fake natties, but it was whatever. But then one day he went full potato and started talking about how he used to be a hired gun for the CIA, or was some secret agent or some shit, made a channel about guns where he spewed his half baked political opinions, and made a shitton of cringey videos about his mannish girlfriend. After that point, he went completely off the deep end. He's also fat but doesnt own up to it.

>>41466235
dude, even if a pretty girl told that to me i would facepalm so hard and would be able to answer without a sarcasm and annoyance

Its a retarded line that calls for a rude answer

>>41470074

H E M M I N G W A Y

>>41470074
>>41470016

http://genovapedia.org/blahapedia.html

>>41466235
It's funny how ugly men always seem to say this
You'll notice there ARE no attractive men with your retarded sense of humour.

>>41470103
dang, schizophrenia/bipolar disorder is real

i try not to hate on people like that too much, most of the time there's something genuinely wrong with them

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Again, the psychoanalysis of your average /fitizen/

>>41470006
i theres no way that wine could have been poured out like that. those angles SUCK

>>41465954
That thread was fucking gold.

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>>41469118

>>41470512
>>41465954
>4chan 2010: post the OP, the poster asking for clarification, and OP's response with the 80 replies
>4chan 2017: post those three posts, and then needlessly add 50 other posts to the image because it's the equivalent of the audience laughing on a standup comedy show. gotta show me that the joke was funny!!

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One glorious thread.

>>41464658
You
I like you.

>>41470541
Started as a reddit culture thing. On their r/4chan board, they started doing that thing so the simpletons on reddit could understand

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>>41470148
that was great
thanks for sharing anon

>>41470103
I swear he released a video of himself holding a negro at gunpoint too

>>41470541
I find both funny but seeing just the post with the replies was often great because it left you guessing what kind of answers people gave

>>41470624
>>41470074
Found it. Blaha in action
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj1CRQUrEYA

can someone explain the monster energy drink meme

>>41470059
Underrated

>>41470649
Shill ad campaign

>>41470722
This is a meme too though. What's the real reason?
If you've ever studied marketing or know any marketers literally 0 human beings on the planet are paying to have people make posts on /fit/ I promise you. 99% of normies and businesses don't realise 4chan has boards that aren't porn or gore or worse
Nobody AT ALL wants to be associated with us.

>>41470734
You'd be surprised.

>>41470738
I would. I've never ever heard of somebody who doesn't frequent 4chan being able to name non-infamous boards.
I've had to tell partners or parents of partners or even just close-ish friends that recipes came from 4chan and they won't believe that /ck/ exists and think I'm trying to prank them into looking at fucked up shit

>>41466235
he is right. I say stupid shit like this all the time in a cheeky way and people love it.

why are you people up this early?

>>41470814
because i'm on summer break and can sleep whenever i want, stupid fucker

>>41470814
time zones

>>41470814
I get a couple hours after my partner leaves for work, that gets me up at 8-9
As someone who tends to be nocturnal I can kinda recommend it. I prefer nights but it's good for the system

>>41470814
Because I'm emotionally broken and I'm venting about my lack of any meaningful relationship with my father in another thread.

Take a look if you want to see how fucking pitiful I am.
>>41470721

>>41470814
Wagecuck

>>41470814
It's 8:15 pm

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dumping my manlet collection

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>>41471411

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>>41471418

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>>41471425

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>>41471430

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>>41471435

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>>41470012

Still my favourite

>>41470157
I am, I'm Chad aesthetics, maximum autism, weird social anxiety, and make lame dad jokes or terrible black humor jokes all the time nothing In between. Life would have been easier if I wasn't a social retard, but honestly it's still pretty easy, I still have no issues getting women.

>>41471483
Pics or it didn't happen
I'll take your word for the autism though

>>41464658
If I wanted humor I'd ask if you were working out

Posting a screencap of my recentish creation.

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>>41471720
How embarrassing.

>>41470814
Currently 10pm here senpai

>>41470604
Kek.

>>41470012
>female comes to the online equivalent of a gentlemens club for fitness seeking attention
>doesnt get desired attention
>i-its the boards fault

>>41472406
Back to /r9k/, my butthurt friend

>>41467158
>

DA FUCK

DELET THIS!!!

>>41470827
underage b&

>>41471729
Beautiful

>>41472442
You have to go back.

>>41472442
>calls someone butthurt
>asks them to leave their safe space because they said the truth
4chan isnt for you. Go back to l.eddit

>>41471729
Kek

>>41470029
topkek

>>41470029
lets assume you could survive eating a gram of uranium, how would the human body even cope with ingesting that many calories at once?

>>41472589
Simple answer: it doesnt. You die.

>>41472602
Ignore this post, i didnt see that you said "assuming you can survive".

>>41472616
problem is you fucking can't. there is no explanation how your body would do that. It is so impossible nobody will ever have an answer simply because nobody will ever need answer for that question.

>>41470499
I have a friend who is exactly like this, was thin all through highschool because outdoors shit with friends. After school got a sedentary job but kept his drinking/eating style the same and is a fatty now. Always talks about needing to work out but never does, went with me once and then took a week off for "recovery", hasn't been back since.

>>41471729
10/10, good show. Never seen this one before

>>41472616
Email it to vsauce

Hello /fit/
Hope you don't mind this video.

https://youtu.be/r6BeYW-2VKY

Will be making them every Wednesday, posted here because it's kinda meta. Some cringe, as to be expected.

>>41472795
Not even a minute in and I can already tell you, I do mind.

>>41472589
You get to Goku mode and can recall massive amounts of energy to zap kids with.

>>41472795
i mind

>>41471729
A truly gripping tale of ye olde gains. 10/10, anon.

>>41471720
>>41471729
Excellent, anon. Thanks for making it and reposting. I was grinning throughout.

>>41471448
the manlet jog

>>41472795
yEAH DOnt do those

shit vids faggot cunt I fuck ur mothers dirty vagina

>>41472795
That's pretty autistic.

>>41472977
Seems like a success then. Portrays /fit/

>>41470541
yeah i hate this shit too

>>41472589
Your body can not derive any nutrition from uranium.

The calories are energy contained in the matter, that doesn't mean your body can use them.

Don't believe me? Just try.

>>41472795
^Me
>>41472841
>>41472970
>>41472977
Hey. I know the 1st one was pretty pants, the second one has been done which will also be a bit meh. But starting from now, I plan to make the future ones better by choosing threads before filmibg, which will help a lot and drag less. Will still be cringe, but that's no surprise desu.

>>41473187
No

>>41471448
DELETE THIS

>>41471448

>the way he runs away

topkek

>>41472795
wtf

>>41472795
your autism fits as /fit/ humor

>>41473387
>>41473387
Excellent. The meta gets even more meta

>>41472795
Anyway, better get going now. I'll see you around fitizens.

>>41470508
oh my fuck i lost it

>>41467158
>it's all about the jawline?

Fuck this gay earth.

can someone post that line graph where all the timelines end in gay? gay? gay?

>>41470548

Shit I was in this thread! Didn't make it into the image but I was there.

>>41471729
10/10 story anon

>>41470006
Whoever that guy is I don't think he can recover, ever

>>41471411
Do you have Robert Downey jr ones?

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>>41471448

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>>41471729
This hurts me but i'll post it for the sake of the thread

>>41470508
>he wants to be rich and play the piano

Fuck I lose it every time.

>>41475428
i-im new here and I understand everything but the piano part
pls explain

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has anyone got this picture but with jeff seid in it ?

>>41474396
I came to giggle, not to feel. Or both.

>>41472589
You become Dr Manhattan.

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when will they learn

>>41475453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSrsk6tbnkE

>>41467158

Chad is the only one without Beta Cuck eyes.

>>41475602
I don't know, Vlad has some Italian Michael Jackson thing going on, could go either way.

>>41475619

Eyes too far apart, but not rounded like the other two queers.

>5'9"
>post manlet images
Feels good, lanklets will never know this mysterious feeling.

>>41470756
not him, but 4chan has over a million unique IPs each day
normies don't care, but advertisers sure do

>>41471729
>>41471729

that was brilliant. 10/10 would repeat

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>>41472795

S I P B O Y S

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QtJD8XcQZ8

>>41470006
Mein sides

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>>41475457
Can't find it, but i found the pic with the exact face

>>41471495
kek

>>41471425
>5'12"
Is the person who made this (most likely you) fucking retarded?

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>>41477454
I feel like it might be part of the joke
Y'know, like "It's the same fukken thing but we're making a big deal out of it"
How'd you not get that?

>>41478214
Cringe.

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Dumpin a few oldies but goodies

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>>41470103
>you better not be a fucking pog

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>>41470548
>posted the tree

>>41473524
>>41473189
>>41472795
please stop

>>41478322
kek

>>41472795
I subbed, only because this has potential to change from boring, cringey, bullshit, to absolute entertainment done in desktop.

You better make these good.

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>>41478337

>Oldies
>Doge

Spotted the newfag.

>>41472795
Is this seriously just a video of you browsing 4chan?

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>>41478444

>2011 is old now

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From 2013 mate

I guess oldies in the sense I haven't seen them in a while

>>41464658

>Thread gets posted
>Autistic high schoolers rapidly derail the thread
>Hundreds of off topic replies, autistic arguments and shitposts
>Thread literally contains 12 on topic posts

New /fit/ is shit. I want it to be 2011 again. Fuck all of you faggots.

>>41477454

Do you suffer from extreme autism by chance?

>>41478482
How have I never seen this one before?

>>41478493
They think this
>tones the butt

>>41472589
Assuming the radiation poisoning didn't kill you, one of two things would happen.

1) your body would be able to absorb the uranium, which would probably cause a ton of metabolic toxicity through random chemistry bullshit. most likely ruin your liver, kidneys, bone marrow, maybe heart, maybe spleen. no real idea though, not something they normally prepare you for. i'd tend to doubt your body could absorb it, though, unless it was consumed in powdered form.

2) you ate it in non-powdered form, & your body would have no way of actually absorbing the uranium in your GI tract. at that point it's just a rock, after all, your stomach acid alone probably wouldn't be able to dissolve it, and there are no biomolecules present that your digestive enzymes can act on. so, if the rock was small enough, you'd shit it out 2-3 days later. if it was too big to pass, it'd get stuck, might cause a bowel obstruction. Usually takes a crane to get it out at that point.

source: medfag

>>41470105
Girls are more conditioned to show approval by laughing at a guy's jokes. There are literally taxpayer funded studies finding that men are attracted to women who laugh at their jokes and women are attracted to guys who make jokes.

>>41470157
I say shit like that all the time and bitches eat it up. I get puss from dad jokes. I don't even think I'm that good looking but I'm confident. I would 100% go up to a girl in a gym and be like "you look good, do you work out?"
It's just bantz tom8os

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These will get you abs

>>41470883
Dude that post is definitely sad. Fucked up to have shit parents. I do too. But they don't define you or rule your life, there are other great things to do and live for and people who care about you.

>>41475380
he looks cute though, I would date him

it's still

face--------->height-->frame

>>41479289
I know man, but sometimes I just want to know what it's like to have a real dad.

>a cartoon dog is telling me to do what with a skateboard?

>>41479310
That's a meme. In the real world, it's like this:
Face----->Height->Money---->DickSize->Frame->Katana Skills-->Fashion---->Humor->Other

>>41479365
you are wrong

girls under 25:

face----------->height------>frame--------->dick size----->humor

girls over 25:
MONEY----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->face----------------->height-------->dick size--->frame------->humor

>>41478620
Cuz u is a newfag

>>41479403
If you're funny and charming you get a serous bump, I'd say its more like a triangle or polygon that has to be balanced out.

You need to have a minimum of everything be ideal to most people. You can be just super jacked but poor and insufferable, or just really charming and funny but an overweight 5'4" manlet. Money is a wildcard though, means more to some and less to others.

>>41471435
Should just make the manlet invisible in the last one.

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cheeky oc

>>41477454
>joke going this far over your head
Must be a manlet

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>>41479520
>If you're funny and charming you get a serous bump, I'd say its more like a triangle or polygon that has to be balanced out.
True

but

>Money is a wildcard though, means more to some and less to others.
Do you know how easy the dating game for men gets with 30 when they have good jobs?

pic related is a long but good read

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>>41472589
80,000,000,000 calories/gram is assuming that every single bit of matter in the uranium is converted perfectly into energy (i.e. E=mc^2). You could eat a gram of literally anything and still get that much energy

But to answer your question, that much energy in the body would either

A. explode violently in a nuclear explosion (literally what atom bombs do)

or B. assuming your body some how absorbs that energy and transforms it into useful atp or whatever your would either have unlimited energy and never need to eat again but use the energy at a normal rate or you would use all the energy at once and you would move your muscles with enough force to destroy entire cities in one motion (basically just a nuclear explosion but more controlled and no fire)

>>41479584
kek! upboated

>>41479403

Is height really that important? I'm 6'4 and have an average face, but I never get random women hitting on me. I'm kind of a dick, and don't really worry about other people, so I'm clueless. Could I be slaying pussy if I just had a little game?

I feel like I've fucked up my life now.

>>41479584
>No squat plug
Are you even trying?

>>41479744
You are supposed to be tall, women just expect this from men. You won't get many bonus points if you are high but being short is a total no go for many women.

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>>41479744
>Could I be slaying pussy if I just had a little game?
probably
>I feel like I've fucked up my life now
why? aside from the test boost from fucking whats so great about relationships?

>>41479778
*tall

>>41479614
well worth the read. im showing this to my gf

>>41479614
>Turning 25 next month
>Graduating uni end of this year, already have job guaranteed for when I graduate that pays just over 100k australian starting
>Spent time at uni getting /fit/
>Now not super swole and couldn't hold a candle to some guys on here, but still good looking body
>Had a total of 7 dates, 0 kisses and 0 romantic prospects until I was 24
>When women find out what I'm doing they literally throw themselves at me
>Too sickened to take them up on it

It's bullshit, but I can see myself playing the field when I get over it.

>>41479614
>>41479807
The thing I'd worry about is a hookup who would try to get themselves pregnant so that they can take your money. I guess the solution is to tap into the high-supply-to-demand market of professional women (i.e. make about the same money as you do), so that you don't have to worry about paying gobs of alimony money if shit goes down?

>>41479807
Welcome to being a man mate, odds stacked against you early and consistently rise till 40s. Enjoy the idiot gold diggers, fuck them senseless but wear a condom so you don't get trapped. Accept that women will use you for money/status while you hunt for a decent one.

t. Ausfag making cash soon as I finished uni too

>>41479614
Why can't women just settle down with a man who makes less than them and who stays at home to raise the children? If they already earn much money, why do they need someone who earns even more?

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>>41479807
>>Too sickened to take them up on it
dude if you can get over that for the free pucci i say go for it.

I just graduated and have a good job lined up too. Dont want a relationship or anything but i kinda want to see how the success=women plays out. or maybe ill stay autismo and fly under the radar with the occasional grindr hookup

>>41472795
SIPBOYYSASASDHASHAHHS

>>41479829
the solution is to get a vasectomy and not tell them, so when they get impregnated by another guy and say its yours you play along, then when they have it you show them the documents and they are stuck as a single mother

>>41479838
because feminism

Women are special snowflakes who deserve whatever they want, whenever they want. They would rather wait until they're infertile before mating with someone who isn't good enough for them.

>>41479890
isn't there some small % chance a vasectomy could fail? like it heals after a certain number of years or something?

>>41479890
doesn't work for those who want to have children, freezing your sperm isn't very cheap either, I suppose

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>>41479927
did he died?

>>41479807
What do you graduate in?

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>>41479932
Probably not, but this guy sure did.

>>41479941
what happened here?

>>41479952
He didn't take his 2 SCOOPS and so the body shut down. This, and the fact that he didn't get enough oxygen and passed out.

>>41479970
how did he die though?

>>41479614
article definitely worth the read

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>>41479978
He didn't in that's the joke here, friendo. But he did went down nicely.

>>41479807
what do you do?

>>41479978
Here is a guy dying for real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgYDfporX00
Crushed ribcage and all that.

>>41480010
holy shit

>>41478493

Does this even do anything for them?

>>41479614
Good article.

tl;dr peak age for men is higher than for women, and the supply/demand ratio is fucked but in the opposite way once people hit their 30s

>>41480058

If they believe it does I'm sure its going to make them feel better about themselves.

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>>41470059
Kek

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>>41479927

>>41480095

They can feel better knowing it's only cool when attractive women do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzas5qr_t9o

>>41472589
Kind of an absurd hypothetical but basically you would explode violently like a nuke would.

Helo
Tis is very important could I have extreme pictures of mutant man
Thank

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>>41480209

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>>41480215

>>41471729
Top kek, thank you for this.

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>>41472795
Why would you do this?
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>41479919
The guy on the right is pretty juicy.

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>>41475453

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>>41474396
>"Yeah, rub dat bumhole, love. I'm all tense from all the squats."
Holy kek 100/10

>>41480231
>>41480215
Thank

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>>41480351

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>>41480357

>>41478282
Best post in this thread.

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>>41480362

>>41478493
Never...never did I think I would see something more stupid than crossfit and "Functional training" But holy fucking titties is this retarded.

>>41480010
>>41480039
If you can get through this whole video without saying OH FUCK then you are a better man than I

>>41475453


>>41475580 gave you the answer, but he shouldn't have. The proper answer to newfags is ALWAYS lurk moar

That said, welcome to /fit/, hope you find the power to make the positive changes in your life you need.

>>41479838
Because men are looking for someone better constantly and will leave a woman if they find it. Men do not want relationship, children, etc

>>41480673
Why should they? The average looking guy is treated like shit his entire youth but then has to be happy to be allowed to settle down with the first bitch who has taken 30+ cocks because he makes some money?

Fuck that.

>>41480733
Learn how to read? >>>41479838

>>41480673
>>41480755
Are you retarded? There are plenty of men who would be like to stay at home and raise their own children. I wouldn't mind being a housemen.

Yet, women do not want men who earn less than them.

>>41480765
You must be retarded yourself, friendo. Men do not want to settle down. It only happens if a kid comes along and even then - it is not a guarantee. If a woman earns well 90% she has no trouble if the guy earns less as long as he can be a husband and a dad. It is only guys who have problem with women who earn more.

>>41479993
>>41479938
I know it's late, but just had class. Paramedical science. Northern territory has stupid high pay levels. 89k starting plus 16k in "rural living expenses".

>>41480793
You must be a feminist yourself to sprout this bullshit.

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>>41480840
>gr8 debating skills

>>41470634
what is this about?
what exactly is Blaha upto here?

>>41480793
>Men do not want to settle down.
Of course they do. I want children and a wife.

>It only happens if a kid comes along
Yeah of course. Not a single child was planned and all just married because the woman "forgot" the pill.

>It is only guys who have problem with women who earn more.
As a guy myself, I don't give a fuck when my gf makes more money than I do. Why should I? It means we can buy more things.

>>41468953
does anyone have the gifs

>>41479927

Why is it so fucking funny when morons get exactly what a sensible person would expect them to get?

>>41479643
You`re a smart man

>>41473837
bumping this request

>>41480793
Not him but i want to settle down and im a man

So fuck you buddy

>>41472795
what the fuck are u doing

>>41481272
4 u

>>41470734
>t. Second year business student who had one marketing class

>>41480058
I mean it probably does a little bit of cardio, but at that point you're probably better off going out for a run.

>>41481412
my god, please tell me he washes his face eventually

>>41472589

80bn calories at your disposal. Imagine how dangerous you could be. That's why the government doesn't let you buy uranium.

>>41472795

Not a second in and I already know you're doing this ironically. Thanks; great content.

>>41482074
Thanks. Part 2 will be up Wednesday and after that in recording it differently to improve it.

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>>41479265
aren't those...
Aren't those just fishoils?

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>>41479952
Blood flows to your muscles since you're putting your body under a shitton of pressure. Myself included forget to breathe while doing this which doesnt help on circulation one bit.
Basically your brain doesnt have enough oxygen and shuts down for 5 seconds.

>>41480765
I earn less than my gf (Im a plumber, she does IT) and she is still with me. I think it's because of her extremely low self esteem, she wants me to be with her forever and is terrified of me leaving.

>>41474396
>underrated post

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>>41464658

>>41479855
I'm from g and found this funny.

>>41482035
Do you notice the older shit that he's caked in?

>>41479952
He left humanity behind

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>>41479614
>mfw I'm 30
>mfw since 27 (the year I started lifting) I've fucked exponentially more women each year that passes
>mfw I lost my virginity and 23 and now I can choose from literally every girl I see on the street
>mfw I can see myself seducing young girls even years from now

To be honest I feel a bit of remorse hooking up with 30-something women and then dumping their asses. You can clearly smell the desperation that emanates from them reminiscing how the game used to be different just a few years ago.

It took time, but I'm glad I was born a man baby.

>>41478282
That was amazing, thank you.

>>41470105
You would think it's retarded but you wouldn't report someone because of that.

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bump

>>41483386
i fucking hate shit like this. they barely even break a sweat doing it i hate when fatties say their shit office jobs are "work"
now if maybe she did landscaping, or mulched a lawn that could be considered a workout, but i doubt she's ever lifted a bag of the stuff in her life.

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>>41479403
>MFW I have a good face, am super skinny, not really funny and had no problem getting with girls in HS.
>All the uggly kids who went to the gym and weighed nearly double my weight still struggled to impress them

>>41484278
Its kind a true. Animals only have a finite number of heart beats, theres almost an inverse linear relationship between heart-rate and lifespan. If you do cardio and get your heart beating too fast you are using up precious hours of life.

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>>41484802
>wat

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Manlets btfo

>>41484802
>>>/r/fatlogic

>>41484878
Ayy lmao

>>41479643

>explode violently in a nuclear explosion

nigga u dum

>>41479855
>Tyrell Wellick
>Stable
>Gf is Dutch, not Danish appearantly
Also Frankie Shaw is waifu-tier pls stop calling her garbage D:

>>41479904
Vasectomies are easily reversible these days

>>41478309
Samwise is such a fucking bro

>>41471411
>2017
>Not having a manlet collection.
How can you not? They don't runt fast on their tiny little legs.

>>41470012
i have never seen a better representation of a board in my whole time here.

>>41470649
>he doesn't sip

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>>41484802
>implying the lipids caked on your cardiac vessels won't kill you long before your "heartbeat limit" does
>implying myocardial tissue doesn't possess innate regenerative ability
>implying decades' worth of research proving that routine exercise improves longevity is wrong

>>41485034
under8/8ed

>>41479780

D E S I G N A T E D

>>41485721
The most powerful man in the world said it was true.

>>41480290
left guy is yummy :3

>>41478493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUVUF7v-pRM

fits that vid really nice imo

>>41479919
m-moot?

>>41484802
Even by that logic people who do cardio would live longer.

If the avg resting HR is 80 and a fit person has a resting HR of 50 with half an hour of cardio getting it up to 180 every single day, the fit person has a daily heart beat usage of ~76k while the regular joe uses 115k.

Even if the fit person did a full hour of cardio every day at 220bpm they'd still use over 30k less heartbeats per day than someone with an 80bpm resting HR.

You'd need a resting heart rate of 57 while not exercising to use less heart beats than someone with a 50bpm rate who does extremely high intensity cardio (220bpm) for an hour daily.

>>41478337
my sides

>>41479113
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

>>41479113
comey is 6'8”

>>41471411
>>41471418
In American please

>>41483506
Designated?

>>41484878
ayy

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>>41479614

>>41470022
oh you got me

>>41484278
Well that is true. A life of stronglifting does shorten your life, and the people who always live the longest are DYEL mode who don't eat much. But I would rather die younger and shine like the sun, than live to be 100 years old and be a decrepit old weakling.

>>41485034
Meh, it's supposed to be a bowl full of entire boiled eggs.

>>41483646
Around 30 years of age, the sex market completely flips. You can find tons of articles on this topic.
Welcome to the buyers market.

>>41486988
That I even have to post this on a fitness and health board is appalling

http://www.mensfitness.com/life/sure-exercise-helps-you-live-longer-how-much
>Sure, Exercise Helps You Live Longer—But By How Much?
>New research published in PLoS Medicine has actually put a number on the benefits of physical exercise, finding that 150 minutes of moderate exercise a week (think: 5 days of 30-minute workouts, like walking, bicycling, or hiking) will earn you an extra 3.4 years. And even just 75 minutes a week (that's 10 minutes a day!) could extend your life by 1.8 years. Pretty inspiring, huh?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-105106/The-fittest-live-longer.html
>The fittest do live longer
>Fitness is the key to a long life, irrespective of body shape or even smoking habits, a study has revealed.
>Researchers found that people who exercise will live longer than those who d o not, even if they smoke and are overweight.
>The ten-year study of 6,000 middle-aged men found that the least fit were four-and-a-half times more likely to die within six years of the start of the research than were the fittest.
>This was true whether or not the men had heart problems, smoked or were overweight.
>Scientists concluded it was better to be fat and fit than skinny and sedentary.
>Over time, the researchers found that the men's chances of staying alive rose significantly as their fitness increased.
>They found that their subjects were 12 per cent more likely to stay alive with each increase of one 'metabolic equivalent' - the amount of oxygen used by an average seated person.

tldr; no, it's not true

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>>41471729
>ywn hoist with thine bretheren for his holiness Lord He Who Grants Gains while impressing fair maidens