Beta/Cringe thread "Beta shaming is as important to so

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Betas are the ultimate motivation.

>>41460584
I'm asexual and I've never entertained the idea of getting a bf/gf. What would be the point? What is an asexual relationship anyway?

>>41460589
>jpg of text
>downsized for no reason to unreadably small resolution
>not worth posting to begin with

delete this and never post it again

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>>41460624
i'm sorry you're autism caused you to be lonely but no need to call yourself names anon

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>>41460623

"Great" Britain

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>>41460584
>mfw my girlfriend was asexual until we fucked like rabid animals in the back of her car
Don't believe their lies, brehs.

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THE KING that started the cringe craze

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Timeout to post an alpha for comparison.

>>41460645
k let me reiterate
I don't feel attraction to anyone and anything and the notion of getting physical is completely foreign to me
so why the fuck would someone claiming to be asexual be in any sort of a relationship?

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>>41460557

Nice song op

>>41460709
sooooo you're autistic ok cool
where's your handler at?

>>41460624
You should kill yourself.

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>>41460677
I was looking for that

>>41460646
wow this is so sad

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>>41460557
Miss these threads. Have a bump

>>41460664
A sensible chuckle

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>>41460758
>>41460761
triggered you hard, huh? I guess the idea of someone not spending 24 hours a day fantasizing about bags of blood, bone, and muscle is really throwing a wrench in your >>>/r9k/ victim complex fantasy

>>41460861
I love this image so much. I need to start visiting /tg/ more.

>>41460861
>The person who is completely devoid of the most important human desire is implying everyone else is weird.

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>>41460624
>>41460709

You're going down a road you will really regret you hadn't later when you've reached that point of no one wanting to be with you. This "asexual" nonsense is just you being too afraid for your own feelings. Not saying you have to force yourself to commit to someone quick but at the same time, don't follow the path of the lonely Mr. Greu.

>>41460646
Jesus fuck almighty that pic

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Beta story time

>be me in highschool
>go on a class trip to Italy
>we drink and party in the hotel
>have a condom in my pocket that i planned on using that night
>see chick on neighbouring balcony
>climb over to chat
>she's acting obviously cock hungry
>sits down on a bar stool with her legs wide spread
>she notices my button up shirt, touches my chest and stuff, trying to feel my then nonexistent chest muscles since skelly
>she says she likes tearing shirts open
>iseewherethisisgoing.mov
>she literally just tears my shirt open and leaves to another balcony
>i come back to my friend's room with a torn open shirt and shitty looking body
>feel like shit and still get teased about that night to this day

am i beta because i spit in my ex's face after seeing her with another man 1 day after we broke up?

He got mad as fuck but didnt fight me, i feel like she lost some respect for him

>>41460557
>What is an asexual relationship anyway?

Marriage

>>41460924

Anon I hope you're lifting now and have a somewhat decent physique.
That's the kind of beta shit you need to motivate yourself.

>>41460924
centro scuola? Atri e Pineto?

>>41460906
>This "asexual" nonsense is just you being too afraid for your own feelings

There's no feelings that I'm aware of. I've never even had a sex related dream in my life. Nothing to work with towards becoming "normal".

>>41460941
I am lifting now, looking way better and have a cute gf. Nofap helped me a lot too.

>>41460934
Was meant for >>41460624

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>>41460671
Reminds me of my friend
>goes to uni
>tells me about qt in his house
>she claims she's asexual, hes pretty discouraged
>tell him to go for it for the keks
>they end up dating
>mfw now they are having their first kid in a few months

I think the "asexual" label is just another shit test. Just like the girls who are "waiting for marriage"

>>41460984
or my gf

>omg im not attracted to girls lol
>watches exclusively lesbian porn almost every day
>omg i might be a little lesbian i was checking out this girl in the gym
>wow that girl has nice boobs
>always talks about 3somes
>girls look like better kissers lol

am i about to get cucked boys?

>>41461041
You're about to get Rossed.

>>41461041
Go for a 3some you idiot

>>41460806
>I'll build my own robot waifu renaissance edition

>>41460646
This hurts, how can anybody tolerate this?

>>41461132
forgot to mention
>no i wouldnt do a 3some i just like the thought of it

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Anyone remember the old stream?
>24/7
>all beta vids
>Shy boys IRL was highlight

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dSRMtYJZdQw

>>41460557
Yes but that quote isn't beta at all, if anything is the only good thing about him.
It's not an edgy quote, is the truth

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>>41460557

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>>41461314

Quote in the OP or the OP picture?

Anons quote is true.

There's a direct correlation between the lack of beta threads on /fit/ and the amount of betas that have started posting on /fit/

>>41461475
Both quotes

>>41461502

You're gonna make it anon.

>>41460557
>me in high school
>scrawny 6'0" 120lb stoner, good face
>good personality around groups but purely autistic beta one on one
>start getting really close with one girl in our group of friends
>she's 8.5/10, absolutely smokin body, every guy in school stares at her ass
>no clue why shes into me or how to handle it
>ask her to homecoming dance after like 40 people told me she wants me to ask her
>she says yes
>week before the dance her trashy friend gets into a fight and she gets banned from the dance for trying to intervene
>thought of just planning our own date never even crosses my addled mind
>invite her over to my house the day of the dance (my mom is home)
>have zero activities planned, just hanging around
>we end up laying around on my bed
>she asks "what do you want to do"
>could easily have made out with her or quietly fucked her at this point
>shrug and ask if she wants to go drive around
>we drive around in the woods and i get high in the car
>we go back to my house and i turn on the tv
>she decides to go home
>next weekend we're at a party and she ends up sitting on a guy's lap and making out with him
>they end up fucking for months

It wasnt until many months later that i stopped smoking weed that i realized how badly i fucked this up

>>41460584

Rainbow Dash enthusiast probably keeps him around due to his aerodynamic nose-forehead shape.

>>41460623

Fucking unbelievable. I would had revolted if it were me. And if they complained, I'd say "fuck you I'm Spartacus".

>>41460557
that far left thing looks like a trap

>>41461762
>weed
>not even once

>>41461562
Thank you anon, you too. Never give up

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>>41461762
pls don't be true, the autismo is making me tear up

>>41460646
top kek

>>41461762

I hope this kind of shit makes you anons learn something.
If you're near a female (non-related) on a sofa, chair, bed, anything similar and there's the slightest hint of physical attraction, make a move. Don't pussy out. Even if you fuck up, at least you tried.

No-fap helps, I can vouch for it.

>>41460721
100% satire my dude. I can't imagine being as retarded as you.

>middle school
>stacy in training walks up to me before class
>partially hands me a birthday invitation
>"want to come to my party anon?" with a fake ass smile
>blank out because I know I'm literally THE biggest loser and don't understand whats happening
>laughs in my face and says "as if" then walks back to her laughing stacy friends

First and only time I was bulled. Luckily it changed me for the better.

>>41461995
Guy who posted it here, the regret really did change me, but not before a few similar repeats that are too painful to recount at the moment

>>41460932

>caring about what an ex does after you are broken up

Extremely beta

>>41460557
I see these qualities in me. I've been actively trying to fight them but I mostly find myself just not talking, mean mugging constantly, and focusing on lifting exclusively if I try to do the opposite. This hasn't been helping social gains at all. Even my fat beta provider roommate has a woman plan to hang out with him. I think I'm broken. Help anons.

>>41462000
The real cringe is no one checked your trips, lad. Witnessed.

>>41461948
kek what the fuck

>>41462086

>No fap
>Avoid other boards especially autistic ones like /r9k/
>Force yourself into social situations
>Take L-tyrosine everyday
>Take phenibut once a week
>Get social gains
>Taper off phenibut

>>41460671
>having sex doesn't make someone not asexual. >Having someone else think you enjoyed the sex doesn't make you not asexual.

>>41460957
I'm asexual too.

>>41462204
comfy

>>41460646
Holy shit

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>>41462286
Bahaha, people really try to talk everything nice these days don't they.
What a bunch of wimps

>>41460677
shit, so long as he was showered and groomed himself, i'd be willing to cuddle with a stranger for 87 bucks an hour. better than what im making now

>>41460646
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>>41462036
>>41462255

Poor guys.

>>41462131

Literally consumed by the looks of it.

>>41460709
>>41462195

Have you had testosterone levels checked?

What is your diet like?

What gender are you?

Did you have any childhood trauma?

Do you feel love for siblings, friends and parents?

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>>41461977
Good Lord. I hope this didn't actually happen.

>>41460709
Nice mental illness

>>41462221
Obvious joke

>>41460932
subhuman-tier behavior desu anon

>>41460934
i know this feel anon

>>41460646
Women are the fucking worst beings on this planet. No wonder everybody starts to turn out gay as more and more women become like this. Holy shit, I would have killed her.

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>>41461263
this was a great meme
best part when he says
>I aim for as low as possible; fat women, ugly women, preferably fat & ugly women
>still get nothing

>>41461995
>If you're near a female (non-related) on a sofa, chair, bed, anything similar and there's the slightest hint of physical attraction, make a move. Don't pussy out. Even if you fuck up, at least you tried.

this is legit advice

>>41460932
>spitting
>alpha
Pick one you wiley little cunt

>>41460861
triggered you hard, huh? I guess the idea of someone not spending 24 hours a day fantasizing about lumps of meat, fruit and vegetables is really throwing a wrench in your >>>/ck/ victim complex fantasy

>>41460646
This kind of a fetish of mine. Taking young naive girls from spineless betas with no back bone. I get laid and I teach a young man about the truths of this terrible world.

>>41462011
>an edit
>the guy in starbucks shirt does nit SIP

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>>41462054
>The emotions that this face conveys

>>41462255
She's kinda hot

>>41462099

Man I didnt even have a cake on my 20th birthday a couple months ago, just sat in my room and browsed /fit/ tfw

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>>41460623
"This is how my family transported and sold slaves to america for generations"

>fuckbuddies with the hottest girl I've ever been with
>I fall in love with her but keep it chill
>She starts catching feelings cuz I'm subtley calling her gf and my friends call her "my girl" and shit
>she's a whore and doesn't want a real relationship
>tells me we have to stop chilling while we're at uni, walking her to class
>I'm like "cool" and walk away, but I'm literally crying (didn't let her see lol)
>she calls me that weekend
>fuck the shit out of her, smoke tons of weed, cum in her
>buy plan b
>spend the night
>she makes me breakfast and surprises me in full set of lingerie
>fuck again, cum in her like 2 more times cuz she's on plan b already
>fingering her, knuckles deep and i tell her "I love you"
>she basically kicks me out
>never hear from her again

;_;

Spoiler: she gave me chlamydia

>>41460932
That's respectably alpha desu, tho only if you didn't look emotionally hurt when you did it

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>>41462358

kek I remember reading this the day it came out and taking a photo of it myself.

Image attached is something nobody here has seen before.

>>41462701
:banderas:

>>41462397
>Have you had testosterone levels checked?
Should be normal, never checked.
>What is your diet like?
Now? Keto.
>What gender are you?
Biological sex should be XY male, I don't think there's a gender identity in there.
>Did you have any childhood trauma?
Yes.
>Do you feel love for siblings, friends and parents?
Family could die and I wouldn't miss them. I don't make friends.

>>41462693

Brutal. I wouldnt call this beta though.

And then women wonder why we dont want to show feelings or commitment lmao.

>>41462560
one day one of them will spend years getting bitter, then decides to shoot you, the girl and himself. Not worth it

>>41460646
What a fucking faggot, he deserves everything for not dropping that bitch the first day it happened

>>41460646
I never physically cringe, but goddamn that got me.

>>41461041
Go for the threesome before you get cucked anon

>>41462286
Man, now this is how you lie to yourself.

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MOG OR GET MOGGED

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>>41463018

I love this one. A serious red pill on nature of women

heres a screenshot about a guy reading his girlfriend's facebook.

>>41460957
>>41462195

now kiss

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>>41462069
If I ever saw anything like this I would go sit with him. He needs a friend.

>>41460623

What's not funny about this is that schools will allow this to teach white kids 150 years removed from racism but won't do it to any other race. Why not? No one alive today experienced it. If we're going to "teach a lesson" why should only white people get to learn it? Why do white people always get everything? This is racist. Blacks and Hispanics and Asians too need to know the feeling of being put into chains and sent to market. This is the only path to equality.

>>41460624
feeling normal? its kind of forced by society having a bf/gf
i sometimes wonder how it is, beeing asexual myself.
relationship would probably so, that it would be socially accepted (meaning having sex, even if an asexual doesnt care about it and acting like a normal couple to the outside)

>>41462693
you're fucking weak.

>>41463111
The birthday pics really get to me. They have nothing to do with being "beta" or "alpha". These people were little kids once too, like the rest of us. They had dreams and ambitions that got crushed. No one deserves this, everyone deserves to be loved at least a little bit.

>>41463083
normie turned fedora. a sad day indeed

>>41463204

If he goes around telling people what he knows then he will be a fedora.

If he keeps it to himself and uses it to judge and predict women better in the future then he is cool in my book

>>41460589
Found the cringe beta faggot

> Went to lunch with this girl and knew a bit about her backstory, older dad who passed on, and mom still around. She starts talking about how she was going in for a physical and was doing some research on her family history for her checkup, because she had a half-sister that died of cancer in her 20s. So she continues with her story that she calls her mom asking about kind of cancer and her mom brushes it off saying, dont worry about it. Why not? Keep in mind this girl is 31, dad passed away over 10 years ago. Drops this over the phone: Hes not your real dad. Mom was cheating on the breadwinning dad, got pregnant, the real dad didn't want anything to do with it, mom didnt say anything to dad because, why should she, right? he wont pay/take care of someone else's kid. Que a man who lived his entire life and died thinking that was his daughter. Daughter isn't mad at mom, because why would she be? Good times...good times.

>>41460646
Can't even get passed the 3rd post because I know where it's going

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>>41463234

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>>41463209
>>41463234
I believe the negro said it best on his rap song when he said

BITCHES AINT SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS

#theweddingsbackon

thanks for the laugh fit

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>>41462270
this cant be real, right?

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>>41463245
>OK

>>41460624
do you masturbate?

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>>41463263

just found this... alpha example perhaps? idk.

>>41463300
still an idiot for staying with her. next question.

lol

>learn about this alpha/beta nonsense
>learn about the nature of people in general, as part of "growing up" i guess
>become even more jaded, distrustful and aggressive than I was before
>realise everyone is shit and nothing and no one could help me with my pain or cares about it
>lifting is only good for intimidating unless you're social
>there is only one way to stop the pain

What was the point of this retarded redpill alpha/beta shit? Who does this help? I don't get it.

>>41462749

I'm sorry about what happened to you. It wasn't your fault. Its quite common that childhood trauma will affect one's sexuality and/or gender.

Consider marrying another asexual person for tax benefits and to not be lonely.

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>>41462204

>>41463331

> he keeps the kid
> he can have sex with multiple women
> doesnt lose anything in divorce

I'd say its not a bad arrangement.

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>>41460861
>(you)

who hurt you baby? tell daddy....

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HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA just found this

>>41463365
Until that chick loses her shit and cuts his dick off and gets a movie and book deal out of it!

Not worth it just tell the kid the truth and move on!

>>41463410
>>41463422
>>41463439
Not related to the thread, also the bottom one is probably a fetish of the guy

>>41463340
You can't be older than 14. If not physically, then mentally. You're stunted, kiddo.

>>41462069
I'd order a WHOLE CAEK for myself too if I could. There's nothing wrong with this picture.

>>41463423
lmao great wife for doing her part to eradicate the manlet gene and give her offspring a chance at being real people

>>41460624
To share adult responsibilities with I guess, without the fun.

Sounds pretty shitty desu, especially if your asexual partner won't let you sleep around.

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>>41461263
>>41462069
>>41462057
>>41462054
>>41462036
>>41462024
>>41462099

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>>41463462
BE A MAN AND GET MARRIED THEY SCREAM. STOP BEING A MANCHILD THEY SAID

They get on reddit and spill everything. God Bless Social Media. These guys could literally get divorced and read this in court and get off with no child support or alimony piece of cake.

>>41463439
THIS is how zyzz's are born everyday.

>>41463481

Well then why do older people tell me that they feel like I'm ahead of others my age in terms of maturity?

See now, fuck you, all you do is confuse people into thinking retarded shit, you have no idea what your dumb ass is talking about but you sure have plenty of confidence to say it, right?

Hah

>>41462693
hey, you went for it man, it just wasnt meant to be
no need to feel bad

>>41463340

>Transcend the alpha/beta mindset entirely.
>Shut down emotionally.
>Slowly replace parts of self with machinery and electronics.
>Take every chemical advantage possible.

You are not broken. Simply reassemble your pieces into a more efficient and resilient form.

>>41460624
I'm asexual too and I feel the same way.

>>41461896
i know the guy next to the guy with the 76 shield
he has an interesting but massively autistic life story

>>41463608
>>41460624
delusional tumblr spawns

>>41462693
that's what you get for being a degenerate

>>41462082
>>41462069
>>41462099
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>>41462036
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkk

Something about sad birthday pics just kill me inside

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>>41460646

I can't relate to this guy at all.

>>41462054
Is that a pedobear shirt?

>>41463666
>society is so degenerate that this is considered cringe
Or maybe it has more to do with your (((trips)))

>>41461833
Rainbow dash is a shit pony

>>41462183
He has no idea what a fuckboy is clearly. A fuckboy was originally meant to describe a man who allows his ass or mouth to be used as a receptacle for other men. When you train in the gay parts of town you see some pretty wild things in the locker rooms and showers.

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>>41462701
Its ok anon. Just let me do all the work and fullfill all my sexual needs even though your family views me as a lazy, manipulative women. I don't have sex with you because I love you and I hate the man I actually have sex with....

These are GOLD

I really hope the guys here take time to read this shit

>>41462178
I've banged 3 lesbians.

>>41463600

Well, it makes some sense that those would be the next steps, transcending the retarded mindsend is pretty much done, shutting down emotionally is taking a long ass time but surely on it's way to completion, it's painful as fuck

>Slowly replace parts of self with machinery and electronics.

this i don't understand, or maybe i do, just not to keen on it

>Take every chemical advantage possible.

no, drugs i have had, they bore me, even getting drunk bores me, i don't want that no more, same goes for pills and medicine, except i've never tried them because i don't want any meds to fuck with my brain

Cheating should unironically carry the death penalty

>>41460589

That was truly sad, not really cringy. I would give this guy a bro-hug.

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>>41462693
>she gave me chlamydia

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>>41463836
can relate

went on a tinder date with a girl who complained about her last tinder date charging too much for weed, then she asked me if I would 'give' her any weed.

told her no and we haven't spoke since.

>>41460664
this is alpha as fuck tho

>>41462047

Oh come on dude, don't make us beg for beta stories.

>>41463878
You should convert to Islam and move to a Sharia country then

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>>41463804

http://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2015/03/04/tinder-getting-strangers-shovel-car/

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>>41463283

It's real m8. Barry Deutsch. What kills me is that this cuck has been writing pro-feminism, man-bashing, culturally marxist comics for years and despite his being an "ally" to feminists, they still make fun of males like him and he is >tfwnogf.

Then again, approval-seeking self-flagellating cucks like barry deutsch serve as a good lesson on what not to do.

>>41460646

Oh god that was painful to read, like watching a puppy try and be friends with a human who keeps kicking it over and over again.

Anyone got stories where you have encounters with betas?

>Cousin is a sociology student
>Looks like your typical starbucks customer
>Always passive agressive around me
>Snarky remarks about me working as a carpenter
>Implies I'm not as smart as him
>Gets frustrated when I help around his parents house, doing things he can't
>Looked a bit dead inside when I fixed their grasscutter when he couldn't
>Bad at hiding his frustration
>Once in a while I ask what his problem is
>He always backs down when confronted, and starts to fidget a little
>I crack racist jokes because I know he hates them, while the rest of the family laugh along

Not even a story, but this is all I got

I don't get what his problem is, I don't mind him being a liberal hipster and don't give him shit until his snarky remarks go too far

Why is he constantly trying to talk me down when I just want to visit family?

>>41463830

The future of humanity is in robotics and augmentation. It really will come down to those whom have and those who do not. There is no bias in machinery, functionality and performance is pure. You can remain weak flesh, but you will never truly experience what it we were created for clinging to some notion of humanity or it's fragile form.

Your brain is inefficient and weak, but it's pliable. You can train it, it can be fixed. Not taking a cocktail of chemicals puts you at a significant disadvantage and you're expending energy in a pursuit that can otherwise be done much more efficiently. Recreational drugs may or may not be a waste for you, but nootropics and other smart drugs will be mandatory when the mainstream catches onto it completely. It simply is an unfair advantage comparatively, the majority of university students have amphetamine addictions. Control your diet with soylent, eating socially is unnecessary and expensive.

When it wakes, it will choose only those willing to give up and truly leave humanity behind.

>>41464060

As a 6'0 guy with a 6 inch dick this place makes me so damn insecure rofl.

>>41464144
Keep your pseudo-intellectual rants for instagram, Fronk.

>>41461948
>Nice stume bro
LITERALLY every time

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how do these beta's keep getting reproduced?

>mfw a girl thinks i'm some beta cuck that is desperate for her pussy or something

it's actually pretty disgusting when I run into a girl that thinks she runs the show for no other reason than she gets a lot of beta attention on Tinder or something

>>41460646
I read this before. I'm really surprised at how shitty his "friends" are.

>>41464149
Right? God bless there's still one factor we have control on - sweet money.

>>41464296
Did you not read the post with like 5 or 6 women from reddit talking about cheating. If you think moneys gonna change that well...I've got a bridge to sell you in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean...come on over

>>41464296

Quote for truth

Though actually I now have started wearing lifts to be 6'2 (i noticed a big difference , I thought it was just a meme but its real).

And I've started JP90 to get my dick up to 6.5x5.6 in a few months time

>>41464312
Nah, I understand how does it works, you can never be 100% sure about women. My point is that you have no control about your height or dick length. But concept of being "alpha" comes from hierachy and nowdays your place in hierarchy is tied with your income and job.

Company owner with solid income will be attractive to woman. You can have and show power without 10inch dich.

Well, at least that's something you can change about yourself.

>>41464144

This is exactly what I am against, I won't take drugs that will fuck with my brain, I am not very connected to humanity but at the same I refuse to do this. Robotics, augmentation, brain drugs, are good way to give control of yourself to whoever is involved in making those drugs or machinery. I will die pure. And alone, I guess.

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>>41464296

brutal

>>41464140

because he is a weak beta liberal

this is the only way for him to express "dominance" over you

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>>41464381

>>41464381
>6'9'' and those are separate measurements

i lol'd

>>41464385

What's the point in trying to "dominate" me if he backs down every time I confront him?

I wonder what goes on in his mind to constantly do the same mistake every time we meet

>>41464381
Yeah, all shit and giggles aside - you can still find women that are not so stupid. And those who comment crap like that - let them turn 25. Women change their attitude towards men with age.

Who knows - mayby materialistic ones are the solution? They're honest at least ;)

When did /fit/ start doing women hate threads

>>41464393
You do know when you make an insta account its linked to an ip right?

Shitposting on insta...really bro...

>>41463985
>>41464042
I hate women who do this, men are nice to people and build a community of mutual help and then we get these parasites who steal resources.

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>>41463600
THE FLESH IS WEAK

>>41464470
You come and replace him in herd. (considering evolutionary psychology)

When you're doing what he can't do, his subconcious makes him afraid of being put aside by the rest of family.

Or mayby it's just projection of agression from self-hatred coming from awarness that's while being geneticly similar you're doing better which means he fucked up.

So many options. Human psychology is pretty complex, and no answer is YES or NO.

Beta cringe thread turns into hate women thread. Nice work, /fit/

>>41464554
go back to tumblr fatass

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>>41460557
They do look like they have a fun time, I can't watch it all the way thru tho.

>>41460646
Fuckin hell m8, the first mistake was bringing your girl to see your friends when you clearly have no dominance. Has this guy never told a crying girl to fuck off before? Fuck this made me mad. Literally should have told her to fuck off the moment she started sitting on laps.

>>41464508
>>41464554

Girl detected

>>41464554
He calls a thread where people are pointing out women's lack of integrity a woman hate thread. Yeah...how about no...

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>>41464525

none of those posts are mine

im not sure if I follow you.

PIC: this guy found himself a real life cinderalla lads

>>41463985
In her defence, I also hate to shovel out my car.

I hate snow in general actually..

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>>41464554

Im posting a lot of the "women hate" images

I have no hate of women. I accept the nature of polygamous men and hypergamous women fully.

I am mostly shaming the beta males that they are describing.

>>41464545

Interesting, are these your personal speculations or is there some sort of research you've read? Any books about this subject you'd reccomend?

Would you say this behaviour applies to most betas?

>>41464554
>>41464564

Dudes, calm down. Beta stories are almost always ones where woman take advantage from using beta male. Which makes us, readers, hateful toward villians. Point is not to expand it on all women.

Also "go back to xxx" is best way to fuck up nice thread. Don't do it faggot.

>>41462161
HAHAHAHHAAH haha hahh HAHAH HAHA Hhaha hha hH AHAHAHA Hhhhhhh hh h hh h h


what the FUCK

>>41460646
>don't wory he knows
this line always gets me, this guy is just so beta it actually affects my mood

>>41464614

Yeah I dont blame her at all. She is actually totally honest throughout.

Its like Chad setting up a profile saying "you can do my laundry" and getting women to come and go cleaning up his flat. I wouldnt blame him either.

Its loser adults are making stupid choices that deserve to be shamed in order to get them to stop being spineless

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>>41463982
Bro, the sithlord is alpha as piss. The sithlord says what he thinks and doesn't hold back; he wears what he pleases and doesn't think about the cookiecutter's/hater's opinions. He's no little bo peep bro. Don't talk shit in the am.

>>41463927
I hope to God that if I ever get married it isn't this passionless. I'm not an emotional person, but this shit is really fucking sad to me.

>>41462183
Well shit I wonder why?

>>41462044
>bulled

Cuck

>>41460932
aw man, i cringed

you were broken up and you did the shittiest thing possible and spat on her face. drunk asshole soldiers who try to fight me in bars still don't get any spit from me.

yeah bro you fucked up, badly. you're no man.

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>>41464508

>>41463423
kek when will they ever learn
>5'9 master race reporting in

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>>41464594
>What other tricks can she make you do?

>>41464620
Mix of both. Years ago I was more into psychology (helps in work). I'll recommend some introduction to psychology textbook, and if you like to know more about evolutionary psych. try google scholar, they have many articles. It's rather "new" and not so deepened branch of psychology so there's not a single "from A to Z" book. Nonetheless articles cover lots of topics.

>>41464526
I just hate it because she's wasting everybody's time on an app that's made for people trying to get laid, then she acts surprised when the guys hit on her or don't want to help. I don't understand her logic here.

>>41460624
i recommend getting admitted to the nearest mental hospital anon
you might be in danger

>>41464734

> its a win-win all-around for me!

Lol I read the whole thread and what the screenshot is missing is that HE OWNS THE HOUSE. She is not paying rent or anything. She just hangs out in his house and he cooks for her and bends over backwards for her lmao

Anyone else feel kind of guilty for watching cringe videos and laughing at autists? They don't know any better

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FvZjaSquVo

>>41462623
it says 'starsucks'

Why are women like this? This is seriously making me sad. I have already started acting more chad-like as a response to the nature of women, but I don't want to treat people like shit.

What do /fit/?

>>41464763

https://youtu.be/dLNTb2zfh3Q?t=424

>>41464823
give what you get my man

>>41463083
the only enraging thing here is the behaviour of the guy. almost all of that is totally normal convo that only an autist could get mad over, and people who read their partner's messages/texts are scum

>>41463819
do you have nice childbirthing hips and a feminine dick

>>41464620
Also, about betas - as I'm thinking about it know such topic (they passive agression only) would require to study cross-influencing of evolutionary psychology, society atomization and nowdays culture codes and social stimuli.

I'm not even trying to do that, it's PhD level of interdisciplinary social science.

>>41463462
as a guy who has cheated on a long-term gf before (not that i'm proud of it but still) i totally get what these women are saying, it's not a gender specific thing, everyone gets bored of their partners and wants that excitement from someone else. the problem is when people don't talk about it and instead go behind their partner's back. but i learned that lesson and how much it hurts them and in the long run it's not worth it. But i think everyone should try it at least once, and be cheated on at least once, so they understand the value of a decent relationship over a quick fling.

>>41463706
It's cringy because she is a re-formed whore that now want's to be treated special.

>>41464763

this is serious cringe here: https://youtu.be/Qa6KhlKN3Hc?t=1m40s

>>41464526
"Community of mutual help"? What in the world are you talking about? I would never volunteer to shovel some random chump's driveway for free?

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>>41464763

T H I S G U Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xopAwVYlivw&feature=youtu.be

>>41464872
You have a dick. It is not the same thing for a woman to cheat. It means she doesn't respect you period. They are on there asking those questions because they know if they told their spouses they literally risk being killed for doing it. A man will fuck a vagina and forget about it. If you think she wasn't fucking that man thinking about a life with him (assuming she wasn't a total thot) then you're just flat out wrong.

Its an evolutionary response over time in response to external stimuli. There was a post earlier where in a law classroom the professor stated that up to a many as 30% of children have fathers who are not their real fathers. This is 3 out of 10 people. I don't like those odds enough to get into a marriage with a woman I can't trust period.

>>41464823

Just embrace Chad-dom. Its what people want, deep down.

What women really want is a guy who is a huge asshole to everyone, but occasionally nice to her so that she can feel special.

Just get big, strong and make a lot of money and dont let it get you down too much.

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>>41462131

>>41464864

Like you said, evolutionary psychology is a rather new subject, so there's a lot of interesting stuff we don't know about yet.

But you made me more curious about how social hiearchies work and for that I'll thank you for your quality posts

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The worst kind of beta male is one who drags everyone else down

I've NEVER seen a man be so BETA and at the same time so confident as this Skippy guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VNdl_ifHjY

>>41464698
Jesus Fuck

>>41465035
yikes

>>41463340

It helps the guys who couldn't understand why no girls wanted them while they where to happy to choke on some random assholes cock.

Or the guys who didn't realise they were a laughing stock. Or the guy who don't know how to be men.

I'm one of the guys it's helping, I can't win yet, but I'm no longer a loser. It's a fucking kick in the guts learning all this stuff, the world isn't nice like I was told it was but at least I know that now and can plan accordingly

>>41464954
i really don't understand anything you just said, it makes no sense. A woman cheating and a man cheating are basically the same thing, if you're basing it on an equal partnership sort of relationship in the first place, which is what western marriage is supposed to be. If you're in a conservative muslim country and the woman cheats on her husband then sure it's different, because cultural norms are different there. All this "lock and key" analogy type stuff is kind of archaic.

Personally I don't want to have a wife/girlfriend who acts like some dependent subservient thing, it just has no appeal to me. If I wanted a big grownup child to take care of I'd get someone pregnant. I'm under no illusion that most modern people cheat and I think we should approach it in a more honest way than we do currently. Frankly agreeing to only be monogamous to one person for the rest of your life is a huge deal for almost anyone, and most long marraiges are either sexless or someone is cheating. So let's just agree that from the beginning and you can still have a good friend who you live with and share a life with, but maybe you've got someone else who you see for that excitement factor.

>>41464009
This is all kinds of wrong. But hilarious nonetheless.

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>>41464872
I agree with you coming from that situation, but also don't cause it's honestly a pretty dumb thing to do. I think it's more important to realize for a relationship to last you have to actually WANT to fuck each other.

Doesn't help that saying "I am not attracted to you" Is probably one of the hardest things to say. It's easier if you have some fetish or kink that you share I'd hope, but I haven't slept around enough to know that for sure.

>>41465134
more funny when you realise the review was on puahate and trashed squattincassanova's career

>>41462161

This is exactly what I expected. It is still absolutely fucking hilarious.

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GF fucks her BFs bully

>>41464678
jej

>>41460934
Hah!

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>>41462338
DELET

>>41462286
I want to leave earth.

>>41464833
That was weirdly motivating...

> "In college, at a party with my girlfriend and a bunch of other people. I had a bit too much to drink and was lying down on the couch when a friend came over with a really strange look on his face and told me that my girlfriend was in the upstairs bedroom and I really should check on her. A bit confused and still half wasted, I stumble upstairs and open the door to see her in bed naked with a guy I don't know on top of her. They see me come in and she starts pushing at the guy and telling him to get off her. He does his best impression of a deer in the headlights and doesn't move. In my less-than-lucid state my mind comes to the conclusion that since I loved her she would never cheat on me, and her telling the guy to get off meant he must be raping her. So I took the obvious course of action and did my best attempt at a flying drop kick right into the guy and boot him off the side of the bed. My girlfriend starts screaming at me, "What's wrong with you, why would you do that". I try to explain that I'm helping but she starts hitting me so I retreat out of the room even more confused than ever. There's a crowd outside already. Someone shouts that they're calling the police. Others start pushing me out of the house. I try to explain that I'm not the bad guy here, but no one wants to listen. I get thrown out. I walk a couple blocks to where my car was parked. It's cold as shit but my jacket was back at the house. I get in the car, but pass out before I can start it and drive anywhere (the one good thing that happened that night). I woke up the next morning with a hangover and a voicemail from my girlfriend saying that she's breaking up with me because of how much I embarrassed her at the party."

>>41461977
honestly 8.50 for a triple meat burrito sounds like a fucking steal. Freebirds/chipotle doesn't play that shit.

>>41465126
Ok debate accomplishes nothing. I'm not some psychopath intent on having you believe what I believe. What I do want you to do is read >>41463462

Those are not muslim women. They are western women with western value systems. None of those women are "subservient" and if you deduced that from what I wrote then clearly its something with YOU not me. Yes marriage is a big deal as you are making a contract with God. In certain cultures, you breaking that contract could very well get you killed. You are fortunate to live in a western society where you can break your vows and simply walk away.

If you want a bro then get a bro but you can't expect to have a bro relationship with a woman and not have her fuck around. The reddit women proved that to be the case!

>>41465291

oh man thats fucking rough. pretty ballsy of them knowing that ur downstairs.

>>41460646
that fucking whore.
The only difference between if this happened to a boy and a girl is that the girl would make a big stink about it and try to trash his name and make his life hell. He does nothing... FUCKING NOTHING.
fuck i know this emo fuck from my high school that would cheat on his girl at parties, everyone would know and take pics and send it to his gf, then he would claim it was because of his alcohol problem and she would stay with him and have pics of them kissing as her new profile pic every week.

>>41460664
fake and gay

>>41465335

This one will make you feel better :)

> For a couple of weeks I suspected my girlfriend was cheating on me with this particular guy (we'll name him John). The relationship was going south anyways but I just wanted the pleasure to see her face when I catch her. My buddy and I devised a plan. I told my girlfriend I was going home to visit my parents (I was away in college) but in fact I was staying at my buddies place a couple of miles down. Then the stakeout started. We knew where John lived and decided to follow him throughout the day. I was obsessed. We took my buddies car 6 in the morning, parked right where he lived, and started following him everywhere.
> Day 1 was a bust. John left the house only twice that day; grabbing his lunch and dinner nearby (dude never cooked). My buddy wanted to give up that day but I knew we would catch him eventually. Sure enough, the next fucking day he left his house three times.
> Lunch, dinner, and finally something after dinner. My heart was pounding. I can't even imagine to tell you the adrenaline I felt when I saw this guy leaving his house. Followed him for a few miles and sure enough we see him pulling over to my girlfriends apartment.
> Waited about half an hour and decided it was time to walk in.

> This is when we come in. Walking down the lobby with tank tops, shorts, Happy New Year glasses, confetti poppers, helium balloons, party horn, and a DSLR camera all at midnight in fucking March. We slowly creeped into the room (I had the keys) and sure enough you could hear faint moaning. We busted the door open, screamed SURPRISE, confettis everywhere, and the camera started flashing.

(continued)

>>41465395

> We left immediately after that.
> Anyways, you ever seen a picture of a spooked cat? Floating in mid-air and his fur all fuzzy? Well the picture came out exactly like that. She was fucking him in reverse cowgirl so we got a picture of her floating above his dick in a squat formation while he laid down. Anyways, I texted her the photo the next day and said I would delete it if I got all of my stuff back. I never received my belongings in such a neatly packed box.

>>41462648
my mother was brought into a psychic clinc on my 20th

>>41462047

You can't say that and not post another story. Please, Anon, do it for us.

>>41461995
mfw you did nothing and are now getting invited to a wedding of the girl. Here's the kicker. The guy shes marrying is really gay. I know the guys boyfriend from back in college and he's really pissed at him for marrying this girl but he's saying its just for business.

I'd rather say no then potentially risk getting aids fucking some women who bangs undercover gay man

>>41462036
he has a beautiful facial structure, if nose wasnt turned and ears were so far out and actually knew how to do his hair hed do fine.
but im guessing his parents are autists and fucked him over
plus obv poorfag

>>41464896
>I would never volunteer to shovel some random chump's driveway for free?

That's what I an taking about, I help you now and you help me when I need help. Doing favors and returning favors.

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>>41465126

>>41465291
Holy shit you got mega cucked, jesus.

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>the birthday pics

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>>41463462
>>41463462
>My husband is a great man, partner and father but I'm just not sexually attracted to him
>I only do the bare minimum when we have sex just to please him
>I may sound like a bitch but I'm really not guys I promise!

>I'm not sexually attracted to my husband but I still love him so I cheat on him behind his back. What he doesn't know won't hurt him right guys? I just want to feel sexy again!

This cunt deserves a gold for her mental gymnastics.

>>41461041
Go for it bro, me and my wife had a mutual girlfriend for years, some chicks are just into it, tfw the girl we shared got a boyfriend and moved on, how the fuck to I find another long term second girl, the first time just happened so organically I didn't put any effort into it

Someone please post the one where some anon pays to lose his virginity but in a shocking turn of events gets raped by a tranny instead.

>>41464381
You can get tits, ass and a tiny waist with surgery at least. Not much you can do about height.

>>41465658
What the fuck.

>>41460721
This one is clearly a joke.

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>>41462161
I don't get it, it's the same case with kids saying they like communism. He finds stuff that's going on in politics fun so he's liking it, when he grows up he might change his views or stay at them. I don't see anything other than butthurt niggers
>>41464636
>>41465242

>>41462204
>devious

>>41465693
Long story short, we all make stupid choices and say stupid shit when we were kids, hell we still do now. I'm just happy I didn't post on the internet about those choices without being behind a screen-name.

>>41460957
How often do you jerk it?

>>41461927
Ouch.

>>41461041
I've been in a similar situation. If it doesn't bother you that she will always be curious about the same sex then you are fine. If not, fucking run away.

>>41465688

Srs. Anon highers a hooker to take his virginity. When they meet, she turns out to be a tranny, and they fool around for a while. Eventually anon feels like he's in over his head and tries to leave, but the tranny pins him down and whispers in his ear "We still have ten minutes left" before taking anon's peanut butter. Distraught, anon tells the story on 4chan and tries to see the silver lining by confessing that it wasn't a complete bust because he at least lost his virginity. To his dismay, the other anons point out that no, you must penetrate to lose your virginity, not be the one penetrated.

Or so the story goes.

>>41463932
>drug addicts are degenerate

wow, what a surprise

>>41462693
Not alpha, but I woudn't call it beta either. This is some area in between

>>41461905
This literally what autism looks like

>>41465858
wow, that's fucked up. Trannies are some of the worst scum though, heard somewhere that it's a type of narcissistic personality disorder, they always have to be the center of attention and so on. Take Bruce Jenner as an example.

>>41462270
The artist is Nevermonkey. Original title is MLG Tom Cruise, and it was inspired by "Tim Cruzetor," the most dedicated fan of Tom Cruise and Spurdo Sparde, who's legacy of 789chan /cwc/ shitposting lives on to this day.

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>>41464526
>>41463985
>>41464614
>>41464648
This, like why do you think she even posted shit like that? becasue she knew there'd be 1000000 betas that would gladly do that in hopes that she might have sex with them. Blame men not women.

>>41463423
ITS NOT A MEME GUYS