FPS/FPH/FHG

This fat bitch needs her motivation. Let's go

Make a fucking effort, OP

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people getting paid to eat food and sit around while I'm off to my 9-5 that's an hour's travel away

oh ok

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>>41457036

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A classic

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>>41457236
flawless logic, Virgie.

>>41457267
Jesus Christ.

This shake has about 11 megajoules.

You could tank fucking aircraft with that.

Thanks god that in cuckrope we have "only" 475 kcal version of this shit. https://www.starbucks.com/menu/drinks/frappuccino-blended-beverages/chocolate-cookie-crumble-frappuccino-blended-beverage

>>41457399
>>41457392
these arent that bad tho
'just do it' is a valid approach to things when you're running out of motivation/willpower

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>>41457036

>>41457217

I had never seen this it is really good
>"Why don't you save your sisters' life before she accidentally gets harpooned by someone"
>"I wanted to give you time to get back from your second lunch"
>"Just because you throw up occasionally because you eat too much doesn't mean you're bulimic"

Can't imagine what went through these whales' heads when reading this, wish I was there.

>>41457099
>she isn't smart
>she isn't funny
>she isn't pretty
>she will never be a size 2

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Can I tell y'all about the time I got catfished?

>Fatfished

>wife left me for some dadbod secretary with a child
>I don't want children and never have, thought she wanted the same but turns out she thought she could change my mind
>not bitter
>Haven't been near or in any pum pum for two years at this point because I'm a serial monogamist and wife was my first
>Jump on POF to try and find something substantial because tinder is all manwhores and ladywhores
>talk to a girl for three weeks and we finally decide to meet up for lunch on my break at work
>"There's a lovely pizza place right next to where you work and I'll take you so you get there in time"
>Sure why the fuck not. Pizza it is. No girl has ever offered to pick ME up before.
>I-is this what 2017 is?
>"you'll LOVE my car it's a classic"

At this point it's worth mentioning all her photos are 2-3 years old but they're all group photos. I figured she just wanted to make herself look more social. Whatever
>BOY was I wrong
>excitedly tell everyone at work I'm off to a date and she's picking me up instead of asking me to go get her
>I show them her profile, they're mirin. mixed race curly haired qtpie with a pear shaped figure. the hips always get me
>a 15 year old VW golf pulls up by the window. This is the car she told me was classic
>All the girls at work drop what they're doing to run to the window to see her
>her car is leaning to one side

>She gets out
>she is no longer pear shaped but she is full on bowling pin shaped.
>thicc
>she is about 30kg larger than her photos
>all the weight has gone to her thighs like squidward when he eats all the krabby patties

>The girls all turn around to look at me
>expression is pic related
>"Have fun on your date"
ctd

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>>41457586
>at this point I'm in too deep
>sign out for my hours lunch and take a deep breath and walk out.
>bowlingpin-chan excitedly waves at me
>despite the extra weight NONE of it has gone to her face. She's still cute as hell.
>my dry dick knows no boundaries so I go hug her
>sweat gets ALL over my arms
>THE SMELL. oh god the smell
if you've ever smelled agar with a 'fruity' culture like pseudomonas, imagine that mixed in with sweet candy perfumes.

>"you're even hotter than your photos!!"
>resist the urge to say something about hers
>"th-thanks."

>Give one final desperate glance towards the window and catch all my colleagues laughing their asses off
>never will I live this down

>She drives LIKE AN ABSOLUTE MANIAC with her car pulling to the right hand side
>overtaking people on 20mph single lane roads, driving on the wrong side of the road
>the pizza place is A FUCKING PIZZA HUT BUFFET
>"This is why I suggested lunch. Their buffet is so good but it's only available before 2pm. And it's only £7 if you don't buy drinks!"
>She parks like an asshole but it's to give herself room to get out I guess
>We go inside and she gets three plates of pizza and a large bowl of pasta salad
> I get 2 slices and actual salad
>"Good. I love it when my men keep themselves tight."
>She winks
>My dick shrivels up and retracts like a tortoise back into its shell
>"I love to take care of my body. I do Pilates videos three times a week which is why I have to eat so much to maintain my muscle mass."
>"Yeah i-"
>"that's why it's so important to me that a man KNOWS I'm a beautiful woman who needs to eat PROPERLY."
>"Well yes I-"
>"Now are you going to keep talking about yourself or are you going to the listening like a good man should?"
>bitch hasn't let me get a word in edgeways
>I excuse myself to the toilet
>She grins at me and I give her a funny look. Get up wordlessly and go to the bathroom.
ctd.

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>>41457586
>>41457838
On the plus side you earned points at work with everyone for at least powering through one date and not looking really shallow. But wtf man why the fuck would you tell some internet stranger exactly where you work?

>"Good. I love it when my men keep themselves tight."
>mfw

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>>41457838
>just as I sit down on my porcelain refuge I hear the door open and huffing as if someone had just sprinted 100m and knocked out 6 people to get to the door
>"so WHICH STALL ARE YOU IN HUBBY?"
>WHAT THE FUCK
>"listen you're mistaken I just needed a piss before I have to go back to work"
>she chuckles like Goofy
>"I know what THAT's code for."
>She starts banging on the door trying to get it open
>"Unlock this so I can show you a good time"
>"look I'm trying to be polite, PLEASE don't do this"
>"Why are you resisting? We both know it's been a while for you. Let me show you what a real woman can do for you"
>"PLEASE fuck off and let me piss in peace"
>she starts breathing heavier and banging on the door
>I snapchat the whole thing to my coworkers so they know why I'm going to be late coming back to work
>and if I die at least someone can testify against her
>She's getting angrier and starts grunting and screeching
>"WHY the fuck do I always get rejected by fucking ROIDED AIRHEADS like you"
>"I just want to show you some actual pleasure that doesn't involve fucking a bag of bones"
>"You could just make this easier and LET ME IN"
>"YOU fucking men all watch porn but when a girl learns from it and tried something like that in real life you're not about it"
ctd

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>>41457969
At this point a waiter has heard the noise and comes into the bathroom
>"Ma'am this is the men's bathroom please explain what you're trying to do in here"
>she instantly steps away from the door and her voice turns sickly sweet
>"I'm sorry this man invited me in and I just didn't understand the filth he had in mind so I panicked and freaked out!!!"
>The waiter doesn't care
>"this is the men's bathroom, please leave, I can stand here between the stall and yourself so he can't do anything to you" he says in what I can only imagine is the zero fucks attitude making only £5.50/hr leads you to develop
>"Wow thank you you're my hero, what a hunk, why don't you escort me out?"
>"Please leave, miss. I'll stand here between you and this guy."
>She huffs and finally leaves
>"I just wanted a fucking piss, man" I say out loud and the waiter laughs
>I give it 10 mins before I leave the stall
>of course she's dined and dashed now. Pay for the meal and walk the 25mins back to work in the rain
>Everyone laughs at me as I walk in soaking wet looking like a smacked arse
>teased relentlessly and my only response is to say "at least I made it out alive"

>for the next two weeks I found angry anonymous reviews on Yelp about the pharmacy I work at
>poorly spelled with zero grammar
I'll search for the funniest of the reviews and post them if I find them

>the girls tell me they sweat they still see a 15 year old golf leaning to the right drive past every so often

>my qt /fit/ assistant pity fucks me to make up for the ordeal
Lol jk

>delete POF
>Swear off women forever

>>41457406
fucking in the mirror is great, I can 'mire myself while I pound

>>41457969
>>41457979
its strange how i wish this was fake but at the same time also wish it was real. fat people are truly at a new level of delusion and insanity.

>>41457979
meant to say swear, not sweat.
>i am dyslexia

>>41457586
>telling an e-date where you work

Dumb fucking move dude.

>>41458003
Wish this was fake but I still havent lived it down, ruined my workplace's google reputation and every viable female option within a 5mile radius
>I-it's ok I'm married to my lifts

>>41458025
So you're fucked for dating too? I feel bad for you man. That shit sucks when all you tried to do was be honest.

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>>41457134
>>41457152

Freak shows have been around for ages.

>>41457979

>>my qt /fit/ assistant pity fucks me to make up for the ordeal
>Lol jk

Good one haha

>>41457374
>unfried rice
What? You mean like regular rice?? How bad do you have to be that you think you need to clarify when you're not eating fried rice?

>>41458082
I hate that man so much.

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>>41457586
>>41457838
>>41457969
>>41457979
Lol I found the fake google reviews. The yelp ones got deleted because a couple mentioned me by name

>>41457099

>female
>smart
>funny

Choose one and only one.

>>41457267
>32 fl oz
Why would you drink more than 8

>>41458119
>all posted at the same time
Luckily any person with an IQ in the double digits will be able to tell it's just some butthurt idiot or think it's a rival store.

How does your workplace feel about this?

>>41458122

Oh my god

>>41458148

I'm a pharmacist so the only person I'm 'underneath' at work is the pharmacy owner and we're bros, as a business we take care of about 1500 patients, some fake google reviews isn't going to affect that

>>41458104
She's got fat tits, would fuck without regret and leave

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>>41458104
>4 hours a week

>>41458161
That and who gives a shit about a review of a pharmacy anyway? I care about restaurants but I wouldn't consider looking up reviews for a pharmacy ever.

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I was looking through old photo albums. I saw how fat ive been since i was a young child and i threw up for like 30 minutes at the realisation ive fucking wasted my life so far.

paid for my first months gym membership lads, its about bloody time i did it.

>>41457374
wouldn't stick my dick in even if she was the last girl on Earth, disgusting

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Why even bother?

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Fuck... I just found out that "pepperoni pizza" is not pizza with pic related... this makes everything so much worse

>>41458468

Why the fuck would think a bell pepper is pepperoni?

>>41457406
The blue text is just stating what the original said, really. Minus the second half. They're so dialed in on skinny hate they don't even comprehend words
>>41457435
Its not bad advice, the way you're interpreting at least. The way that's phrased is more "just do the bare minimum, you got ben and Jerry's in the fridge and Quantico is on in 15"

>>41458497
Because in my language bell peppers are called peperoni and i thought americans were just writing it wrong

>>41457089
This just pisses me off. I personally eat poorly and average about 2500-2900 calories per day, and I know this because I LOOK at what I'm eating. How can you do all of what is in the pic and go "oi m8 ids breddy gud innit rite?" Stupid shit.

>>41458528
Yeah I was banging this Italian girl who thought this exact same thing

>>41458043
I know people fatter than this worlds fattest man...sad times.

>>41457267
>roughly a days worth of calories for a grown man
>roughly ten (10) days worth of sugar
Fuck. Me.

That's something that you should never consume unless you're an inmate on death row who is about to have his last supper. I bet there are fatties who have this a few times a week though. I must say, however, I bet that thing is fucking amazing.

>>41458571
>I bet that thing is fucking amazing

For whom? I quit keto for a while in March and it took weeks for my tongue to handle sweet stuff again.

>>41458197
Good to hear man, but getting started is the easy part. Just remember trying doesn't count for shit and you're a fat fuck until you're not a fat fuck, don't pat yourself on the back for paying some fee, save it for when you actually get where you want to be, then you can throw a damn parade

>>41457979
I hope this is real but it sounds way too good to be. If this was a movie script and I was in charge of green lighting it, I'd tell you that this is too over the top and no one would believe it.

>>41458468
>>41458528
Maybe pepperoni sausages have red capsicum in them and that's where they got their names from?

>>41458606
>For whom?
For people who aren't doing something like keto?

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>>41457036

>>41458705
>that cigarette
disgusting

>>41458655
OP sounds too pathetic for it to be fake lol at least you'd make yourself likeable in a fake story

>>41458737
Perhaps lol. It just screams "From the minds Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider..." to me.

>>41458104

She actually looks too akward and grannylike to write shit like that

At what point did she think getting a man like that was realistic?

>>41458119

>That 5 star misclick
>Followed by a statement of being diabetic

heh

>>41458697
No, according to wikipedia it's just pork and beef

>>41458528
are you Italian by chance? this one Italian guy i know thought i meant bell peppers when i said pepperoni too.

>Akwardly grab the bar
>Strain and curse as I do everything in my power to lift myself
>Let go of the bar, beet red and sweaty
>Defeated once more
>Refuse to give up
>Determined to drop the weight to do my first pull-up
>Some time later
>Lost a lot of weight in a short amount of time
>Hoist myself up like it's nothing
>Don't know if it's sweat or tears in my eyes
>One of the happiest moments in my life
>Grin like a madman

And to think, all I had to do was to take off my backpack

>>41458864
Yep

>>41458787
She probably comes from a family where the women were """strong""" and the men were whipped bitches. Now she's entitled to get her own whipped bitch. The delusion is astounding:

>wouldn't date a bald(ing) man
>looks like she's balding herself

>wouldn't date a guy over 200lb (I assume this doesn't consider jacked guys)
>is probably pushing 175lb herself

>stressed that she likes men, not boys (reads like she means someone who has their life in order)
>which would be reasonable to demand if not for...

>she is virtually unemployed by Target (not judging, but don't act like this somehow entitled you to a doctor or even a guy making $50,000 per year)
>add to this that she looks and is likely in her mid-20s or even as old as 30 (also makes me think this since her age cutoff is 31 for men)

She's getting exactly what she deserves out of men right now: nothing. She has nothing to offer financially or physically. And judging from her lacklustre profile, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that she won't exactly stimulate your mind either.

>>41458092
imagine being so fat that your pinky toe cant touch the floor

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>>41457586

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Daily reminder that HAES is a liberal invention and that fat acceptance and making the obese a protected class will both be platforms of the Democratic Party soon enough.

>>41457586
>>41457838
>>41457969
>>41457979
there's no fucking way this happened

>>41459479
Jesus fucking Christ. What a rollercoaster of a ducking read

>>41459479

Took some time to read, was ok fun

>>41458121
Technically I can choose smart and funny if I don't choose female.

>>41457979
Shoulda got your dick sucked at least

>>41457217
fucking manlet won

>>41458092
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT

>>41458122
hey at least they're doing something about it

>>41457277

>free smells

I want a refund

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>>41457586
>>I don't want children and never have, thought she wanted the same but turns out she thought she could change my mind

there's your problem you fucking cuck
unless you're black shitskinned indian then props for you for standing your ground m8

>>41458497
Because pepperoni is a made up meat and pepperoni literally means peppers

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>>41457586
>>41457838
>>41457969
>>41457979
immortalized for all

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>>41458177
haha oh wow

>>41458122
how tf did they meet?

>>41457036
>They thought the piano man was talking about baskin robbins

>>41461035
She spelled bologna incorrectly

>>41460917
should've included the fake reviews for maximum immortality

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>>41457217
>you fucking cheeseburger
holy fuck

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>>41461509

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>>41457089
I see so many fatties talk about having "light meals" but then chug down shit like those super sugary Starbucks multiple times a day. I don't know how people in the first world can be so ignorant on nutrition.

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>>41457374
>go on a diet
>do it for only 3 days
>drank 5 diet sodas in that time
>still give up

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>>41461568
Good idea

>>41457267

>tfw I had three of these in one day once

The DNP cant get here soon enough

>>41458104
This has got to be fake.

>>41458104
Wait, so she's having trouble finding time to do what she wants BECAUSE she only works 4 hours a week?

>>41458701
Actually it doesn't taste that good.
Simple cheap icecream milk shake loaded with sugar and blended with other stuff in it. I tried a few of their milkshakes and was shocked at how they lacked depth of flavor. The people who like this stuff are the same people who like artifical frosting on cheap cupcakes.

>>41457236
>In the background is a clear blue sky

I can fucking see that its grey and overcast. Its like ALL reality is lost on them.

>>41457236
>>41462306
Also
>Concrete road

ITS FUCKING ASPHALT

>>41459479
saved

>>41457586

Someone misrepresenting their size/looks is permission to tell them to fuck off

>>41459479
first time i read a long ass greentext image and do not regret it at all ( )<

>>41457244
>I'm having having a heart attack RIGHT NOW so I MUST be healthy!!!

>>41457381
>it's just a cookie
never gonna make it

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>>41457036
From the thumbnail, I thought these two were the Japanese students from Come Fly with Me

>>41458098
Made me laugh so fucking hard

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>>41462431
>Not enjoying a snack between your shake and meal #5
Not gonna make it.

>>41458497

Peperoni pizza in Italy is pizza with bell peppers.

I made that 'mistake' while there, it was fucking delicious.

>>41457421
What's the fatties problem with this one?
Clear pee is a good thing

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>>41457586
Did she tell you how she looked like Janet Jackson too?

>>41462787
they don't know that

>>41457586
>ctd
I read that as 'crash to desktop'
sounds accurate desu

>>41458104
Does Eggman have a sister?

>>41459479
I remember this dude

>>41457267
Nobody understands when I say this is why you're fat, people get this and use it as the drink on top of their McDonald's meal or whatever they eat for lunch. Same with the iced coffee craze, those large caramel brownie espresso drinks carry about 1400 calories a piece but people chug or every morning on the way to work, at like 6 AM... Then claim a disability when they can't shed weight

>>41457217
>people like this actually exist
WHAAAT THE FUCK


WHAT THEEEEEEE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT

I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

>>41457979

I got fatfished but it wasn't nearly as bad

>year after getting out of a 5 year relationship
>workaholic and don't socialize much
>decide to try pof
>see pic of what looks like sexy 50's style girl with raven black hair and tattoos
>long shot but message her
>she messages me back
>spend a week chatting her up
>suddenly a gigantic hambeast from a different province (canafag) messages me
>no more messages from cute girl
> chat with hambeast just to be polite
>number of messages she sends me is insane
>tells me she is in an unhappy marriage and wants to leave the father of her 4 kids to come be with me
>I tell her that's crazy and she doesn't even know me
>she tells me the cute girl I was chatting with was actually her
>she made a fake profile to see if her friends bf would message her trying to catch him trying to cheat
>tell her she's fucking psychotic
>delete pof
>get drunk
>fuck a hooker
>eat at a little authentic Chinese food restaurant
>still drunk
>ask boss to take a few weeks off
>he happily lets me since it's the first vacation I asked for in the 3 years I worked there
>buy a ticket to china for later that day
>still drunk
>fly to china
>eat delicious food
>meet a beautiful young girl
>don't fuck her, just spend 10 days hanging out all day everyday
>go home
>stay in contact
>fall in love
>go back to see her 6 months later
>go back to see her 6 months after that
>ask her to marry me
>got married 2 days later
>pop her cherry on our wedding night
>6 months later I visit her again
>6 months after that she finally arrives in Canada
>7 years later and we have 2 sons and a daughter
>life is better than I ever thought possible
>kids are gains goblins, but I'm still slightly bigger than ottermode

Everything worked out in the end.

>>41463261
>brought chinks to Canada
Thanks, ass

>>41457374
what a shame, she has a cute face. Could be qt3.14 if she wasn't a whale.

>>41463386
She clearly has a shit personality to match her shit body.

>>41463352

My life is better for it, and yours hasn't changed because of it. I really couldn't care less about what you think.

I claimed I would write this a while ago but I never did. Got scared the fatty in the story would know it was me and complain to HR. Then I realized this is a fitness board on 4chan, one of which she thinks is full of trolls, pedos, and liars, and the other is 4chan.

>Me, 5'4, one arm, extreme lightweight even if you don't count the missing weight of the lost arm.
>Live with a friend, partly for shared costs and partly because it's easier for having one arm.
>Work in IT, picked it up originally because it was something I could do that was barely effected by my issue. Anything that was effected was easily solved by 'Hey coworker, can you help with x'
>Starts with me being hired. After the interview and a few emails back and forth, I'm cleared for the handicap parking of the employee lot. I already have a handicap tag but I like to be sure in places like jobs. They might have some order of who parks where or something.
>Within the first week, the local hambeast has been awoken.
>Being new, I didn't handle much on my own. Tutoring that wasn't needed by being alongside other IT people while they did their jobs so I can pick up 'our way' of doing things.
>I was handling my own area, getting adjusted and such when I happen to glance towards the hallway.
>A woman waddles by, two different kinds of obese.
>Her top half is fat, the kind you'd see on a lower level obese person.
>Her bottom half takes up the remaining 3/4's of her weight. It's as if gravity pulled her center of mass to her knees.
>She looked flustered and angry, marching off to who knows where.
>Word eventually gets around that she's pissed that someone parked in her favorite handicap spot.

>>41461197
Gravity.

>>41457357
that isn't from starbucks you frog fucker

>>41458122
so cute to see a family of snorlax

>>41463550
Pls tell us about your missing arm. What happened to it?


>Tfw no one-armed bros

>>41463540

>yours hasnt changed because of it

Demographic change is literally the biggest impacting factor in the western world right now, especially in canada

>>41463742

How the fuck does bringing one chinese girl to canada change the demographics? Go back to pol you fucking retard

>>41463768
Because you're the umpteenth beta loser bringing in the wrong kind of people. Whatever Chang, I'm leaving for NZ anyway. Enjoy dying in a Chinese occupied hospital while I'm living it up in JDM, /fit/-/out/ paradise

>>41463768

You could argue that every immigrant with a foothold in a country is now a door that anybody who knows her from the old country can open. That is essentially how it happens, given that getting citizenship solo for no reason other than "I want to live here now" is nearly impossible if you aren't worthy of being considered brain drain.

>tfw i wish i could move to halifax but am just a one in a million FUCKING WHITE CIS pt with nothing special to offer

>>41463806

It wasn't his story, it was mine. I'm not all for immigration. I'm actually quite racist, and the last guy I thought would ever be a race traitor. That theory kind of went out the window when I met my wife and realized I wouldn't find a white woman who would give me a life half as happy as the life my wife has given me. Also, I can do whatever the fuck I want. I pay over $5k in taxes every month. You probably don't even make that much before taxes. If I want to bring a Chinese woman to Canada and have half-breed babies, i fucking will, because people like me are the ones this shithole relies on. It's not like we can stop the flood of mudslimes, and my wife knows what the Chinese have done to the housing market is fucking dispicible, but all the same, I still don't fucking care about your feelings towards me marrying a Chinese woman and bringing her to Canada.

>>41463821

It doesn't work like that in reality. Especially for Chinese people in Canada. Her parents can get a visa to visit as much as they want, but only because they have proven that they have every reason to want to go back to Canada. It's not like I'm some low test faggot who fell in love with a Filipino camwhore and married her so she could escape her shithole country. My wife had a golden ticket in life if she stayed in China. She doesn't even like Canada. She just really loves me. She would rather I move to china, but she knows the only job I could get would be "token white guy" at some big office and I would be fucking miserable. If you are going to have an opinion about something, at least get the information first. You sound as informed as a liberal who voted for Trudeau because they wanted legal weed.

>>41463739
Childhood car crash. Cut off above the elbow. Still have right arm.

>>41463971
Children shouldn't drive cars

>>41463768

>tfw it actually does change the demographics slightly

Also a million can be broken down into ones

>>41463550
Pls tell more

>>41463971

I think I saw another post from you about some fat wheezy autist who helped you with your lifts and didn't treat you like you were handicapped, and how he made some progress over the following months.

>>41464024

Hello nu/pol/

>>41463971
Ah, sorry. Thanks for answering tho. I hope there's more to your story.

>>41463742

FUCK OFF /POL/

Of course you're mad dude. They call /pol/ weaponized autism but the payload is sexual frustration. Dude denies fatties, gets gains, travels to Asia and claims a waifu and inseminates her, and you're on about demographics because you're insufferable, lonely, and don't fuck.

>>41463946

>anybody wanting to live in china

lol okay

>>41464076

When it's all you know, and the place you call home, it's where you always want to be. It's like newfies. They all wish they were back in Newfoundland, even though there isn't a fucking job to be had and most of the women are fat and nearly illiterate. Home for me has always been and always will be in Alberta. Just not Calgary. I fucking hate that place. Beautiful city, but the people are just awful. Liberal faggots.

>>41463550
Continued.
>Rest of the day works out fine. She never approaches me, and I think the small issue that never actually involved me is resolved.
>Until the next day.
>Running a bit late, weird shit with the car. (Pushing the gas didn't do as much as it should have. After a few minutes it did almost nothing. Apparently restarting the car fixed it. No clue what the issue was.)
>Pull into the handicap spot. Now, for reference, there are several spots here. They were apart from the main rows of cars, if that means anything.
>Getting my things together, step out of car. I close the door, keeping my hand on the vehicle for some reason.
>Another car pulls into the handicap spot next to mine. Shitty little thing. Don't know make or model. If you haven't guessed I'm not good with cars. Dull red paint, scratched off, and full of junk.
>Oh fuck the junks alive.
>Actually it's just hambeast from yesterday, hand-cranking down the window as her voice booms out past an already insanely loud public talkshow on her radio.
>"WHADYATHINK YURDOIN"
>I'm dumbfounded, half turned away already. For reference, I'm angled so that, from her position, it would be hard to see my left arm. Or, well, what's left of it.
>Don't answer because I honestly don't know the question.
>Her door opens, greasy sausage appendages grip the worn paint of her car as, with visible strain, her feet find the ground.
>As she stands the car visibly lifts several inches.
>Even from my poor angle I can see garbage piling about the hammobile.
>She waddles towards me, her face red and bulbous.
>The way she walks reminds me of how kids who cut leg holes into boxes walk, with the inability to bring both legs together.
>Upon reaching my side of the car, she takes deep breaths, tiny eyes scanning me with impeccable scrutiny.
>I have not said a word, my arm clutching my bag.
>"YERNOT SAPPOSED TAH USE THIS SPOT"
>It's like there's some scottish accent but instead of scottish in her roots its carbs

>>41457205
They're both THICC

>>41458146
That's still 650 kcals, holy shit!

>>41464124
>Tfw Newfie

It's true

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>>41457267
> I will never have to chance to do an american dreamer bulk

>>41464157
>>It's like there's some scottish accent but instead of scottish in her roots its carbs

Kek

>>41457374
Why do they all think it's about being "beautiful" and not dying of a heart attack at age 30?

>>41463550
>>Me, 5'4,
London?

>>41461976
doesnt make enough money, presumably

>>41464157
If you type this slow with one arm I don't have a FUCKING CLUE how you've made it in IT, but grats I guess. Now finish the fucking story.

>>41464157
>I calmly explain that I had cleared it with management, had my appropriate tag, and needed a nearby spot in case I ever needed to carry anything, such as my personal bag.
>She looks me up and down once more, before she inhales enough air through her nose alone to deprive a small child of air for several seconds.
>"YER NAHT DISABLED LIKE I AM"
>Besides having the body shape of an oblong bell pepper I can't possibly comprehend what's wrong with her.
>Even if she is 'disabled' there are several spots for handicapped, including the one she just parked in.
>I tell her this, but in a much nicer tone.
>"AH NEED THE CLOSEST ONE SO I DON'T WALK AS FAR"
>How rude of me, my chosen parking spot cost her an extra three steps.
>I honestly don't know what to do. On one hand, I'm being yelled at by a blob that might just eat me like a wolf going after the injured deer, on the other hand, I'm brand new to the company, have zero reputable standings, and don't want to risk my chance.
>I pussy out and move my car, much to the pleasure of hambeast.
More to come.
Sorry for slow posts. I can type at a decent speed but I make the mistake of going "I'll tell 4chan my experiences" and then I get distracted. Next time I'll write out the whole story and copy/paste it in for quick access.

>>41464346
You should report her to HR

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>>41464346
>On one hand

>>41464346
>Besides having the body shape of an oblong bell pepper
KEEEEEEEK

>>41464304
Eastern US.
>>41464371
I use what I am given.

>>41457421
>needing motivationals to literally just injest water
Women were a mistake

>>41464371
I came to write this

>>41464346
>KEKED
Mate, you should have offered to shake her hand as an apology and then hold out your stump.
Plus, no company wants to be the one that fired a dude missing an arm.

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>>41457374
>Dinner: UNFRIED RICE
> a cup of presumably raw carrots
> a "dinner roll"
>Snacks: butter cookies

Why can fatties literally not cope when they have to produce an actual meal? Is this why they get fat? Too stupid to fucking cook stir fry?

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>>41464524
>>Dinner: UNFRIED RICE

>>41457421
> LOL WUT?! hehe xd
They are baffled by healthy bodily systems, not just by denying that being fat is unhealthy.
She's fucking denying a healthy urinary system, she cannot comprehend it.
Execute them please.

>>41458161
whats your opinion on job outlook for pharmacist? Im going into pharmacy school next year and am scared as fuck

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>>41457217
>it took you forever to reply you creep!

>>41459632
That's a disgusting tongue

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Lidl are chronic fat shamers

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Reminder that your discrimination is causing Type 2 diabetes

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>>41464552
U N F R I E D
N
F
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I
E
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>>41457236
if anything this helps to show how 'manspreading' is a heap of shit, given that they are just applying it to another medium to put fats ahead of others

>>41457036
>whats your opinion on job outlook for pharmacist? Im going into pharmacy school next year and am scared as fuck

You should be scared of the most boring job in the world.

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She's lost the weight but not without destroying herself first

>>41464697
#haes

>>41464693
Thats real cute and all but whats the opinion about unemployment? I dont want to get into something with a bad job security

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>>41457586
>>All the girls at work drop what they're doing to run to the window to see her

>>41457089
I just like the part where he talks about all the fruit he's putting in it and then doesn't mention the double cream until he's asked.

>>41459632
Get out of here with your faggot politics. Let us just hate fat people together and go back to shilling on /pol.

>>41457036
Gotta eat big to get big.
You ain't gonna make it, brah.

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>>41457979
great read

>>41458165
I wish I could be more like you. I met up with this girl today. She was about 4'10 with DD. Obviously a little chubby and I'm still regretting it, however I didnt have to kiss or hug or anything, just got lunch, went into her place, banged and left. Tits were amazing though.

>>41458104
>don't be older than 31
>wants a man, not a guy or a boy

As a 33 year old, this bothers me the most - not because I couldn't take her out (she actually looks fine and has nice tits, but I wouldn't want to date her), but because she clearly does not know what she wants at all, on any level. She's internally conflicted.

>>41457267

>Crustaceans

>>41457374

3 days

She coouldn't make it more than 3 days.

>>41458468
>pepperoni pizza
Just get jalapenos on it you piece of "I wan sum heat on it" shit instead of that garbage "sausage".

>>41464346
This is getting good.

>>41462787

No it isn't. Urine is supposed to be slightly yellow. If you're pissing perfectly clear urine you are drinking too much fluids.

This is truly amazing. Lonely Betas help SJWs because they want to get laid but no matter what happens, no matter how hard fatties fight people still wont find them attractive. Changing society wont change human biology.

>>41464939

But to be honest there are practically zero downsides to having clear urine so whatever.

>>41457267
>Going to Taco bell on my walk to work
>Go to the dollar menu
>Spend 4$ on some dollar menu food
>Do the math on the calories
>It comes to 1,500 Calories
Good thing I am not on a diet or else shit.

>>41458528
lol me too

>>41464697
Is that the thing you use to blow air into pool toys above her flab

>>41458119
lol, you can't die if you stop taking metformin all of a sudden. It's like like you get shitty withdrawls like you do if you stop taking benzos cold turkey. Dumb whale doesn't even anything about the meds she's taking.

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>>41459479
too far with the nerdy girl

>>41457979
Anon, I was a kissless virgin for the first 23 years of my life before finding a nice /fit/ GF. You just got to believe and things will look up.

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>>41464788 #
You get the fuck out of here.

Liberals are pushing this movement down americas throats and they deserve to be called out for it. The HAES movement has taken root in liberal spaces, and that is where it is being exported from upon the masses.

>let us go back to hating fat people together

No. Stop talking to me like we're buddies. If you're unwilling to take off your blinders and stand against the true root of this issue you need to go back to rèddit.

>>41464633 #
She can put that disgusting tounge on my dick tho

>>41460365
>free
>I want a refund

>>41463540
>>41463261
>liberals

>>41458896
>175 lbs

That's very generous, well, unless she's like 4'10".

>>41458104
She's ugly inside and out.

>>41463768
because everybody only thinks of themselves bringing their chink gf to their homeland and doesnt realize it adds up to change the demographics, especially with reproduction, seeing as how your kids are chinks too

>>41464846
Jesus man, raise your standards a little bit. She's like a 3 at best, and that's including her rack.

>>41463742
There's literally nothing wrong with Asians.

Most immigrants are ok as long as they're not Muslim savages.

I'd trade every Muslim in the country for five asians and you're a fool if you wouldn't take the same deal.

>>41464068
I think you're just projecting your own sexual insecurities desu.

No one even brought it up till you did.

Freud would probably have a field day with you.

>>41463946
>falling for the vaginal jew
women truly are the downfall of civilization

>>41459632
But Republicans are the fat ones

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>>41465141
>Most immigrants are ok as long as they're not Muslim savages.

>>41465210
anon never said they were, just that HAES was invented by the left

>>41457236
>asphalt road
>overcast sky

poetic

>>41465233
I doubt that. If republicans are the fattier ones it is likely them who need something to justify it with.

>>41457134
I remember about 2 years fit was posting about this massive fat guy who would sale clips of him eating. He got to the stage were fags were buying him food to blow him.

>>41465246
i dont care if you doubt that, because the left is literally the side that invented health at every size and body positivity

>>41465210
Yes, but who's pushing HAES on university campuses and organizing the marches and writing articles about Fat Acceptance to brainwash people on Huffington Post, Buzzfeed, and other such websites.

>>41465216
That was an opinion.

>>41465296
youre fighting fact with opinions. why

>>41465086

I'm not a liberal. I just decided it was better to be a race traitor than have kids with some cunt who would leave me to collect alimony and child support and never let me see my kids while telling them they don't see me because I don't care about them. There are some good white women out there, but I didn't want to deal with the religious shit that usually goes along with finding a white woman who is family oriented and has conservative values.

>>41458122
I would have never guessed morbid obesity is the best form of abstinence

>>41465216
>Mexican immigrants
>work construction and blue collar jobs
>Asian immigrants
>bring money and work white collar jobs
>Muslim immigrants
>hop on welfare in Europe and expect society to bend over for their ideology

>>41465296

Ehem. It is "da jooz".

>>41465307
I wasn't the one who made that post, but giving an opinion on a situation isn't "fighting facts". It's expressing a point of view.

Now please stop talking to me, I can tell this conversation isn't going to go anywhere.

>>41465353
Nah, there are plenty of conservative Jews who are decent people and I'm also a Zionist :^)

>>41464165
It's a drawing, anon. The reality is she's a 400 pound mound of blubber.

>>41465067
>>>41460365
>>free
>>I want a refund
The joke. It sailed waaay over your head, son.

>>41465020
It's a valve to let excess food out so that she can lose weight while simultaneously eating too much.

>>41465067
Conservative s make up the majority of fat fucks. They are the bigger problem since they are actually the fat fucks that don't care about health.

>>41465330
asian immigrants are the only ones who i might be mildly ok with. I've worked construction with immigrants from all across south america and they are the scum of the earth. you failed to mention they bring drugs and crime, theyre just as bad if not worse than muslims

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>>41464524
"The doctor said I need about three weeks of recovery
but the nurses is lovin me
Sayin the best part of the day is my half
Feedin me breakfast, and givin me a sponge bath"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs7Ur81Z6Qg

Bad boy biggie

>>41465296
Yet repubs are still the fat ones so they are worse than HAES.

>>41464346
Unreal. Absolutely unreal.

>>41465443

Old republicans are fat. Young liberals are fat. I say it's worse to be young, fat, wanting free healthcare, free college, and open boarders.

>>41459632
That's why I'm disgusted by the left. I am liberal myself, but I don't believe in normalizing destructive behavior for the sake of protecting people's feelings.

You can disagree with plus sized people's choices and not be a jerk about it

>>41465443
>>41465432
You may be right, but I would like to see a study to verify these claims.

>>41465483
Nope. Republicans are on average more fat. They are fat fuck sub humans.

>>41465486
>plus sized people
Fat fucks.

>>41465210
>>41465432
source

>>41464432
It's for anorexic girls. Drinking huge amounts of water surpresses hunger, therefore clear pee through large amounts of water. I like it.

>needing motivationals to literally just injest water
C'mon are you really that stupid

>>41461707
Starbucks is mostly water, and water has 0 calories, therefore it's healthy.

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>>41464650

What the actual fuck

>>41463806
Maaaaate. There are a lot of Chinese in NZ. Especially in Auckland. Its not some white pride paradise.

>>41464939
That is a problem because?

>>41465642
I know it isn't, but it's got all the things I like, which are the outdoors, beaches, easy to import cars etc. Can't escape the multiculti but I can drive my hilux to the mountain and get drunk

>>41465505
>25 minutes later and still no source

Still trying to cherry pick an article brainlet?

>>41465430
Are you serious?

Dear god, tell me you aren't.

>>41463261
The least you could have done is report the hambeast to CPS. She's abusing those four kids, I guarantee it.

>>41464346
Jesus motherfucking Christ, OP. Report her to HR for threats and intimidation of a disabled person. They're probably already looking for a reason to cut the lazy cunt, you'll be doing them a favor.

>>41457979
So, you have to sit down to pee, or because the story wouldn't make sense if you just used a urinal?

>>41457838
>edgeways

I fucking hate you

>>41465829
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/06/14/the-fda-approved-a-weight-loss-device-that-sucks-food-out-of-your-stomach.html

>>41465486
Well, you could also not be a pussy, but clearly we have already made out choices.

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>>41465511

>>41466047
Are you fucking stupid.?

This isn't a source for your claim at all

>>41465752
You could have just gone to the US and lived in the Appalachian mountains. I bet you'd even fit in with the local "people".

>>41464346
keep going faggot, not enough OC on /fit/ anymore

>>41466047

Proportion of white population. Not minority. Minorities who overwhelmingly vote Dem/progressive.

>4/10 made me reply

Conversely, Dems are significantly more likely to blame weight on genetics rather than personal choices.

http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/1532673X17691493

The facts are exactly opposite what you claim.

>>41466047
>My source is correlation at best.
>My source is whites only
>My source is more likely to prove that warmer weather is the main cause of obesity
>My source proves nothing
>I actually have no source, here is a picture because I'm too stupid to understand those letter drawings important people use to communicate

nah

>>41466164
You forgot

>my source is fucking vox.com

>>41464007
Top kek my man

>>41458197
Also, going to the gym will help, but dieting right makes real progress the fastest. Make sure you cook, easy, tasty, healthy, variety. You're gonna make it bro.

>>41458025
Wow this sucks anon, sorry

>>41466243
Not just fastest, dieting is essential. If you don't keep your food intake in check, you'll just end up eating more as you adjust to working out. Not to mention that even working out every day will not counter even a few cups of soda every day...

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>>41458082
SOMEONE HAS TO PAY

>>41458877
Kek

>>41464650
Minorities tend to have higher percentage of their population being overweight and obese.

Coloration does not equal causation, these SJW don't know how studies or statistics work. You would have thought their useless major would at least teach them something of value, but I guess not.

>>41457036
Who's that next to Andy Richter?

>>41465056
Gives me hope as a 28 year-old virgin. There's a /fit/ qt at work that I think I have a chance with. Thank god for this job, got my ass in shape, and now I might get some ass.

>>41457586
>Like squidward when he eats all the krabby patties.

I admire the fact that everyone on this guatemalan holocaust memorial tapestry is autistic to understand what you mean by this.

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>>41466357
>coloration

>>41464697
That is truly fucking disgusting. How hopeless. I used to weigh 230 pounds and I got my shit into gear and now I'm at 160. It's not even that difficult.

>>41466481
Correlation.

Fuck auto-correct.

>>41458197
Good luck mate. Don't forget to look at your diet it's likely to have more of an impact. Give the sticky a look and keep it up

>>41466357
>Minorities tend to have higher percentage of their population being overweight and obese
No. Blacks and mexicans do. Asians don't. Gays don't.

>>41466532
Blacks and mexicans make a bigger percentage than asians and gays, so it still skews the statistics.

>>41466149
>>41466162
>>41466164
>People who are conservative tend to be fatter
>B-But
kek. Keep the butthurt

>>41465665
if your pee is perfectly crystal clear at all times without a hint of yellow, it means your kidneys are shutting down.

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>>41466590
This is why you don't major in liberal arts people

>>41466599
>Science shows something
>B-But excuse
Amazing, this rational of the fatty

>>41466555
We're talking of millions here, you're not comparing a group of 10 to a group of a thousand. There's enough to take conclusions.

>>41460917
hey put me in

>>41466599
Religious people tend to be more fat too.

>>41466640
Well, it's no surprise that dumber people fail the simple math of CICO.

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>>41457036

>>41458092
Still liking Golem

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>at least i aint no bueno taco

>>41460917
Now spread this around the internet and repost it every other fph thread

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>>41466622
What did science show

>>41466640
I'm atheist as fuck

>>41466590
Back to the original point. Liberals are the HAES. Here is an actual source.

Ill simplify it for your limited brain power
>Fat right wing leaning people know they are fat because of their own choices
>Fat left wing leaning people blame something other than their own choices and expect others to a)do something to fix it or b) accept their fatness and perceive it as normal

Your argument of which party has fatter people, which you have still provided no citation on, is irrelevant to the HAES BS.

>>41466733
Fuck, adding source

http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1532673X17691493

>>41459479
He fucking ruined it with the nerdy girl. Aside from that, this story was probably played with

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>>41461035
for some reason, this pic makes me very, very sad
and I hate fat people

>>41465443

Being fat is worse than being fat, obnoxious and demanding is what you're saying.

>>41465959
>I have a eating disorder.
I think this is actually acceptable and help should be offered to those people.

>>41466694
Conservatives weigh more.
>>41466733
Yet being conservative makes you fatter. Somehow the GOP is better at making you fat than tumblr.

>>41466976
They are both obnoxious. But there are more on the conservative side.

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>>41463552

Underrated post

>>41463352
>>41465086
You should be thanking him, Asians are smart and attractive as hell. The more the better

t. White

>>41461814
This was fake. There are some added things to the food and beverage list.

>>41457374
Why on earth would you include 3 diet sodas a day in a "diet"?

>>41467483

Are you dense? How else do you expect to lose weight if you don't eat and drink special diet products that burn the fat off your body? Stupid muscleheads.

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>>41465962

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>>41459479
>tell her i've never fucked a defensive lineman before

>>41464948
To be fair their dollar menu is like the most unhealthy part of their menu, but the prices are dank

>>41463735
Underrated

>>41457838
>if you've ever smelled agar with a 'fruity' culture like pseudomonas, imagine that mixed in with sweet candy perfumes.
This is immersive