fitizens please help me I'm so scared

What am I, your dad?

>>41456036
I drank a c4 pre workout and then i ate so much chocolate and i forgot chocolate has caffeine so now i have a shitton of caffeine in my system and i feel really sick and my hearts racing and i havent felt this anxious in years jesus fuck just hold me

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>>41456041
Dadanon please help

>>41456046
Nigger there's 32mg caffeine in an entire CUP of milk chocolate chips. How much chocolate did you eat?

>>41456078
A whole box of that expensive chocolate that comes in lil squares and the name starts with a G, Idk nig nog, imma rip ass i want to die

>>41456089
Yeah you didn't get nearly as much caffeine as you think you did.

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>>41456036
Pop a xanny and drink some hennesy pussboi

>>41456096
Aight thank you anon i guess I'm just a sensitive faggot to caffeine cause i feel sick as balls

>>41456107
You feel sick as balls because you took preworkout and ate a bunch of fucking sugar you idiot.

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>>41456105
I ONLY HAVE SIPS TO DRINK IN THIS STUPID HOUSE I FELL FOR THE STUPID SHILL JEW

>>41456120
The sugar was a reward post workout for being a good boy and finishing my bicep day :^)

>>41456046
Take some Yohimbine to counter the caffeine.

>>41456123
Take more caffeine because you get too much caffeine your body then instantly turns all of it into muscle

>>41456046
Take some ephedrine, it cancels out the heart effects of caffeine, that's why it's in the ECA stack.

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>>41456170
But too much caffeine would counteract the caffeine that counteracting the caffeine pussí boí, how much of the wakey jew powder do i need exactly to cause confusion

take some cocaine and go sit in your bathroom with the hot water running so it's like a sauna. also order some ladyboys

>>41456208
Best advice on this shitty thread yet

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drink some poppy seed tea and jerk off while it kicks in

Hope ur doing ok. Just remember that your mind is playing tricks on you

>>41456186
Ephedrine will make it worse.
Ur thinking about aspirin.

>>41456230
The best advice was to take some xanax

>>41456046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU5w5OMfVj4
You shouldn't have had those chocolates